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Children's Programming
by Children's Programming
A podcast about devotion to cars, blue plastic discs, horrific fantasy sports commissioners, Rudy Giuliani, and love advice. Subscribe at your leisureSubscribe at your local podcast depository! IG / @childrensprogramming Twitter / @chiprogramming (C) 2021 Blu Zodiac Pictures
Episodes
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065- Shohei Ohtani Spends His Riches For The Children (Christmas Special) feat. Bryce Stewart
In this impromptu one off episode of the legendary Children's Programming, Nick joins his bandmate Bryce at the recording studio to preview new Bad Ideas music, as well as discussions of big Dodger contracts, football ineptitude, a host of absurd 2023 news stories, red bikinis, scary tattoos, and...
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063- Tre Cool and Pat Boone Sing for the Children
Dixon and Paradies return for a big news recap, starting with fantasy football controversy and taking detours into the realm of Oscar speculation, Green Day's new album (and drummer Tre Cool's Christmas spirit), conservative politicians' odd musical choices, Gwen Stefani forgetting she's white…
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062- Brendan Fraser is for the Children
The return of Matthew Bartholomew J. Thomas George Washington Dixon is upon us! Paradies and Dixon, united again at last, discuss what he's been up to during his hiatus from the show, including dealing with an evil neighbor and a big boy industry job! Nick's latest trip to the movies results in...
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Holiday Cheer is for The Children (or: the Ultimate Christmas Bacchanal)
Merry Christmas to all of our friends and listeners around the world! Nick is joined by guest hosts Cousin John, Joe Leo of ESPN and The Grind Hours Podcast, and Bryce to spread Christmas cheer across the airwaves. Discussions on Avatar: The Way of Water, classic TV specials, annoying holiday...
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Aaron Judge is For the Children (feat. Bryce Stewart)
With Dixon still on break from the show, Paradies is joined by his good friend, butt buddy, and The Bad Ideas bandmate Bryce Stewart for a discussion of Aaron Judge's big new contract with Bryce's beloved New York Yankees. Paradies' rebuilding Red Sox also pop up, as do Kanye West, Stetson…
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059 - Elon Musk Ruins Twitter for the Children (feat. Cousin John and Timbo Slice)
With Dixon unable to join, Paradies is helped out by some old friends over Thanksgiving weekend to talk about his big move to the Music City. It's a loaded episode as the guys dig into the Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special, the Elon Musk twitter drama, toxic NFL fans, and some truly wild...
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058 - Diet Dr. Pepper for the Children
Dixon and Paradies make their triumphant return, discussing the future of the physical media industry, Paradies' upcoming first album, Bill Cosby and the Oscar hypocrisy, a bit of top six action and much more. New Episodes Every Other Week, Available wherever you get your podcasts! Follow the…
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057 - Educating the Children (feat. Mr. Beat)
Dixon and Paradies are joined by YouTube star, Mr. Beat, best known for his educational videos and political content, Mr. Beat drew inspiration as a teacher to use his content as a means of teaching his students but has now turned into a full-time job, creating educational content for the world.…
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056 - Chris Pratt Hates the Children
Dixon and Paradies tackle some colorful questions that Paradies claims come directly to us but instead come from Reddit. A discussion of the recent Alec Baldwin shooting incident on the set of the film Rust and how future disasters can be avoided. Libertarians not Librarians. Dixon's resurgence…
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055 - Ivan Drago v. The Children
Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. #rocky4 is getting a Director's Cut for a one-night only extravaganza, Dixon and Paradies will be in attendance as they discuss the film's impact and the #rocky franchise as a whole. Dixon discusses a recent statement by #amandaknox on the morality of...
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054 - Deworming the Children with Bro Jogan
Dixon and Paradies reunite to discuss their recent adulating experiences including Paradies selling off his CD collection to begin purchasing a new guitar and Dixon's struggle to find a job in the film industry. They discuss the recent update to the Top 500 Songs of All-Time List by Rolling…
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053 - Big Country Saves the Children (feat. Jemiel Selimoski)
This week good friend of the show Jemiel (@jjungle5) talks about his journey as an up-and-coming Twitch streamer. Two lists, including Dixon's favorite retro jerseys and Paradies' favorite retro video games, the morality of steroids in sports, and much more! Follow Jemiel @jjungle5 and on his...
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052 - Leveling up for the Children (feat. Skywalker & Chris Kelly)
This week we're joined by Skywalker, the afternoon drive host on the Beacon, New York radio station K104, where discussions are had about radio in response to the pandemic, as well as Skywalker's weight loss journey and the challenges that have come as a result. A Paradies top 5 list and we're...
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050 - Chocolate Pudding & Salo for the Children (feat. Charles Bodensieck & Bryce Stewart)
To celebrate the 50th episode of the show, Dixon and good friend Charles Bodensieck review one of the most controversial films of all-time in the form of Salo: or the 120 Days of Sodom, how despite its violent and psychologically scarring scenes it still has a few points of good cinematography…
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051 - Cancelling the Children
AVAILABLE NOW ON YOUTUBE https://tinyurl.com/ypj4bmjr Dixon and Paradies discuss the closing of their favorite store, the FYE located in the Newburgh Mall in Newburgh, New York, and a discussion of what that means for the future of shopping for physical media, Paradies does his first top 5 list…
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049 - Keep Bill Away from the Children (feat. Joe Leo)
This week Joe Leo joins the show to discuss the NCAA's recent decision to allow athletes to receive money from their likeness for the first time, and how the future of the league will pan out as a result. Bill Cosby has surprisingly been released from prison after several years on a technicality,...
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047 - In Memory of David Matre (1961-2021) [feat. Bryce Stewart]
Paradies says goodbye to one of his biggest inspirations in life, his uncle David Matre. Joined by Paradies' roommate Bryce Stewart once again, the boys discuss Dixon's recent burnout of the Kevin Smith fandom, as well as talk of the Gus Van Sant film "Elephant." Bryce's dog interrupts the show...
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046 - Don't Let the Children Drive Manual (feat. Dennis Cromwell)
Dixon and Paradies are joined by good friend of the show Dennis Cromwell, who discusses some of his experiences as a yearly attendant of Comic Con NYC, as well as meeting celebrities like Hulk Hogan and Stan Lee. Other discussions include Bubba the Love Sponge, mask mandates in New York being...
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045 - Microwaves and Spam for the Children (feat. Jon Paula)
This week Jon Paula joins the show, known in internet culture as the creator of the popular internet series "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" as well as Rollercoaster Commotion, Movie Night, and many others. Jon discusses being an early adopter of YouTube and what it was like being an…
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044 - Laserdiscs for the Children (feat. Daisuke Beppu)
Dixon goes solo this week to interview his favorite YouTube personality, Daisuke Beppu. Famously known in the YouTube film collecting community as being one of the few individuals to possess a complete Criterion Film Collection including Laserdisc, DVD, and Blu Ray. Daisuke explores his origins...
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043 - Sriracha with Ted Cruz for the Children (feat. Griffin Hammond)
Dixon and Paradies are joined this week by filmmaker and journalist, Griffin Hammond, best known for his award winning short film “Sriracha” about the iconic hot sauce brand, as the former executive producer of YouTube filmmaking channel “Indy Mogul,” and as a political film journalist formerly…
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042 - Keeping the Stripper Pop Figures Away from the Children (feat. Tiffany Aguilera)
This week Nick's good friend and coworker Tiffany Aguilera joins Dixon and Paradies to discuss her lucrative custom Pop Figure business and bond over working at an undisclosed chain Australian themed eatery. A discussion of the recent decision by Major League Baseball to move the All-Star Game…
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041 - Pissing on the Lost Ark for the Children (feat. CJ and Rico from PodAskew)
This week CJ and Rico from PodAskew on the OddPods Podcast Network join the show to discuss their humble beginnings and running a podcast thousands of miles apart and having not met each other. CJ discusses his life being adopted and the impact it had rediscovering his birth family later on. Rico...
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040 - Goodwill Big Game Hunting for the Children (feat. Jason Heine)
This week Dixon and Paradies are joined by independent music producer Jason Heine, a prominent early member of the YouTube retro gaming community, and former producer for the podcast All Gen Gamers. Dixon reminisces about his love for the All Gen Gamers podcast and his retro game collecting days...
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039 - Hamburger Buns for the Children (feat. Boly Roman)
This week Dixon and Paradies are joined by their former manager Boly Roman, a native New Yorker who now resides in Florida enjoying the sun and having fellow co-workers get arrested. Topics include a man arrested for hitting his wife with a hamburger bun, some of Dixon and Boly's experiences…
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038 - Pickup Beds with Turtle Sandboxes for the Children
Dixon and Paradies discuss the recent announcement of mask mandates being lifted in part or in whole nationwide, an odd situation involving a soccer referee scoring a goal during a game, sandboxes being installed in every pickup truck worldwide, Dixon discusses the film "Malcolm X," and much…
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037 - Keep Woody Away from the Children (feat. Bryce Stewart)
Paradies welcomes his roommate and good friend Bryce Stewart to introduce him to Dixon and discuss the recent HBO documentary dissecting the Woody Allen sexual assault case, Dixon discusses a few interesting notes about the hot sauce king of Hollywood, Florida, Billy Mitchell as well as...
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036 - A Deer Runs Into the Children...and Dixon's Corolla (feat. Chris Kelly and Steve Bolsenbroek)
This week, hosts of the Gotta Lot on Our Minds podcast Chris Kelly and Steve Bolsenbroek join Dixon and Paradies to discuss Dixon's recent exile from social media (for the better and forever), the Jets deciding to air their dirty quarterback laundry on social media, some of the sports world's…
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035 - C-Stands for the Children (feat. Michelle Tilman)
This week Dixon and Paradies are joined by friend of the show, Michelle Tillman, a Hudson Valley, New York photographer and video editor who Dixon attended film classes in in high school. The three discuss what life was like experiencing coronavirus first hand and the after effects of it all, a...
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034 - Music Like Water for the Children (feat. Tony van Veen)
On one of the most engaging episodes to date, Dixon and Paradies are joined by the CEO of DIY Media Group, Tony van Veen, responsible for such companies as BookBaby, Discmakers, and Merchly, producers of physical media for up-and-coming musicians, filmmakers, and authors. Tony discusses his...
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033 - Balanced Diet and Vitamins for the Children (feat. Joe Leo)
To begin 2021, Dixon and Paradies join friend of the show, Joe Leo, to discuss the 2021 Baseball Hall of Fame results...or lack thereof. Dixon breaks down why he believes steroid players have a place in the hall, but cannot morally choose to vote for those players if given the opportunity, as…
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032 - The Church of Scientology Took the Kids
On this final episode of 2020, Dixon and Paradies discuss athletes who were taken from the game too soon in light of the recent announcement of former New York Rangers' goaltender Henrik Lundquist receiving open heart surgery and skipping the 2021 season, a grievance against inappropriate...
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031 - In the Aeroplane Over the Sea for the Children
Dixon discusses his newfound hope for the state of the New York Mets in the advent of Steve Cohen's team ownership, a breakdown of how movie theaters may not survive the current pandemic and Hollywood taking advantage of this, Wal-Mart's habit of only releasing censored versions of popular…
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030 - The Next Episode for the Children (feat. Mark Austin Jr.)
This week, Mark Austin Jr. joins Dixon and Paradies to breakdown the victory of Joe Biden over Donald Trump in the 2020 election, the Kool-Aid drinkers of the political world, the connection between Charles Manson and the Beatles in today’s culture, and much more. Subscribe wherever you get your...
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029 - Ska and Liberal Tears for the Children (feat. Brian Labuda)
Dixon and Paradies are joined by good friend of the show, Brian Labuda, VHS collector and ska savant to discuss the love of finding retro VHS and other pop culture in the wild, with Dixon reminiscing about his own adventures hunting for retro video games and the struggles that go along. The last...
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028 - Rudy Giuliani for the Children
Dixon and Paradies discuss the latter’s trip to Massachusetts to acquire some “riches,” Rudy Guiliani’s appearance in the new @boratsagdiyev sequel, and much more. Available on YouTube and your podcast platform of choice coming soon. #rudygiuliani #missspelling #childrensprogramming…
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027 - Rose Colored Glasses for the Children (feat. Dante Fiallo)
This week Dixon and Paradies are joined by friend of the show, Dante Fiallo, a New York City based actor and filmmaker. Dixon discusses his ever growing love for the Criterion collection, Dante discusses being a NYC hipster, Paradies says goodbye to an old four-legged friend, and the guys discuss...
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026 - Scaling Hook Mountain for the Children (feat. Tom Denny)
This week Dixon and Paradies are joined by Hudson Valley environmental activist and guitar teacher, Tom Denny, who discusses his career as a teacher and some of his experiences with students and history with different types of guitars. Paradies and Tom bond over their love for guitarist Jeff…
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023 - Lava Lamps for the Children (feat. DJ PunLoko, Derrick Cintron, & Mark Austin Jr.)
This week Dixon & Paradies are joined by an assortment of characters from our work lives and beyond, famed Middletown, and now of his native New Jersey, DJ PunLoko, as well as former coworker of Dixon's Mark Austin Jr., newly married and ready to rumble, and good friend of the show Derrick…
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022 - Humble Brags for the Children (feat. Mark Carranceja)
Send in Your Questions to [email protected] or at anchor.fm/childrens-programming-pod, we read them on our weekly advice segment! This week we're joined by a very special guest, Mark Carranceja, a mentor to both Dixon and Paradies who has spent many years as an editor and...
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018 - The Last Dance for the Children (feat. Cousin John and Jemiel Selimoski)
Dixon & Paradies are joined by good friends of the show John Maniscalco and Jemiel Selimoski, both massive NBA fans, to discuss the recent documentary on Michael Jordan’s 1998 Bulls team, and the history of Jordan’s dominance in the league. We delve into our favorite aspects of the film and…
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016 - Replacing All Confederate Monuments with Dolly Parton Statues for the Children
On this episode, Dixon and Paradies discuss about the upcoming ESPN documentary about the 1986 New York Mets and where they compare to the ’98 Yankees in terms of significance, a discussion of the comedic styles of the likes of Tom Green, Andy Milonakis, and the like, and talks about the Bubba...
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017 - Mel Gibson's Gladiator for the Children (feat. Nancy A. Lopes)
On this episode, Dixon & Paradies are joined by Canadian author Nancy A. Lopes. She's written several books including the Daywalker and Lycan Chronicles and most recently The Nightwalker Chronicles. We talk Canadian sports teams, how celebrities can recover from scandal, the differences between...
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014 - K104 is for the Children (feat. Skywalker of K104)
POOR AUDIO please excuse. Dixon & Paradies are joined by Hudson Valley radio legend Skywalker, known for his work with K104, a popular radio station in the Hudson Valley of NY. They discuss some of his earliest inspirations in radio, things that he's learned in his time in the industry, Dixon &...
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013 - Father of All the Children
Subscribe wherever podcasts are found. On this episode, Dixon & Paradies discuss how Green Day's "Father of All" is actually the perfect 2020 song (according to some), Nick's desire for a new project car alongside Dixon's love for the '06 Dodge Viper featured in Drake and Josh Go Hollywood.…
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010 - Simping for Detroit for the Children
We've got Michael Moore, we've got YouTube's algorithm malarky, we've got Nick Paradies simping for Detroit (apparently that's a word now), and of course we've got the brand new Pontiac update. Pull on your underoos, crack open a cold glass of iced tea, and listen to the musings of one Nick...
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009 - Lenny Dykstra is For the Children
Shoot us a line at anchor.fm/childrens-programming-pod On this episode, Dixon and Paradies discuss the arrival of the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League that has been yearned for by the internet for many, many months, the return of NASCAR as the first major sport and how that’ll impact other…
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007 - Rosanne Barr is for the Children
On this episode, Dixon and Paradies discuss some of the most hated comedians in the industry, a discussion of Rosanne’s infamous national anthem debacle from 1990, Alex Rodriguez potentially buying the New York Mets, and much more. Subscribe to us wherever you get your podcasts ! @NickParadies on...
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006 - Anti-Vaxxers Are for the Children (feat. Joe Leo)
On this episode Dixon and Paradies are joined by good friend Joe Leo, host of sports podcast Grind Hours. We discuss the fantastic sports film Cinderella Man, the anti-vaxxer community, our choices for a Bill Cosby biopic, and some of the most disappointing moments of our sports fandoms. Excuse...
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004 - Spike Lee's Oldboy Remake is for the Children
On this episode, Dixon & Paradies discuss the latest decision to make the NFL draft remotely, some of their choices for what deserves a Criterion Collection release and why Armageddon doesn’t deserve its spot on the collection, Spike Lee’s Oldboy remake, and much more. Subscribe to us wherever…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
A podcast about devotion to cars, blue plastic discs, horrific fantasy sports commissioners, Rudy Giuliani, and love advice. Subscribe at your leisureSubscribe at your local podcast depository! IG / @childrensprogramming Twitter / @chiprogramming (C) 2021 Blu Zodiac Pictures
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A podcast about devotion to cars, blue plastic discs, horrific fantasy sports commissioners, Rudy Giuliani, and love advice. Subscribe at your leisureSubscribe at your local podcast depository! IG / @childrensprogramming Twitter / @chiprogramming (C) 2021 Blu Zodiac Pictures
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