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ChocoLumpia Lessons
by ChocoLumpia
Become a Paid Subscriber: https://anchor.fm/chocolumpialessons/subscribeYou’ll laugh...You’ll cry...Ok maybe not, but I hope to provide insight, motivation, laughter and relief from your daily life through sharing experiences from my quirky viewpoints. Covering topics from business to fitness to overall wellness and more! Follow me for some perspective from a chick who gives zero f*cks, but all from love! I am not a therapist or licensed Psychologist but I am a teacher and businesswoman with over 107 years experience. Let’s laugh at how crazy life can be and enjoy the ride!
Episodes
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Episode 138: “And then the world exploded” -Stephen King [Carrie] 🔥
Wow. I’m back. Hai. Did you miss me? It hasn’t been a year just yet so we’re doing good 😆 Listen in as I reflect on the past-almost-year break, talk about current events and new Horror. I’m ready to be back once a week if y’all will listen, share, 5 star rate/review and follow! Deal? Great. You...
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Episode 137: WTF is Going On? 🫠🌎
Big yikes…it’s been 9 mths?! Here’s a podcast baby for ya, awwww happy burrday podcast baby…welcome to this floating planet of chaos 🎉 Welp, listen in as I rant about the state of the world today and try to find a morsel of hope and inspiration 😆✨ Happy Halloween, ghouls! We’re getting closer…
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Episode 136: Let’s Talk Sum Shiet!
Bwahahaha IM BAAAAAAACK! Bruv, cash me outside howboudat. Comin in hawt with spice and LOTS of foul language. Hide ya kids and listen in. And be sure to subscribe! 2.99/mth for dis bomb azz content?! BFFR you cheap beetch. 😆 w/ luv 🫶🏽 Aye! Strap in or mf don’t! It’s Episode # 136...
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Episode 135: Taking Accountability So You Avoid Being A Clown 🤡
Wow! It’s June! 🤭 Listen in to catch up with me and to learn how to take accountability for your life before karma comes and fxxxs you up 🤡🤣🤌🏽 Subscribe to all of the things. Luv ya! 💛 Future video podcast episodes will live here: patreon.com/ChocoLumpia subscribe now! My links & website:...
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Episode 134: A ChocoLumpia Lesson On Reframing Your Mindset 🧠🧐
Tony Robbins, Trent Reznor, JLo?! Oh my! Sup #TCLLT?! Listen in as I share how we’re gonna be superhuman and reframe our mindset in 2024. Here are my links, too! Subscribe to all of the things. Luv ya! 🖤 My links & website: Future video podcast episodes will live here: patreon.com/ChocoLumpia...
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Episode 133: This Crazy Ride! 🫶🏽
Happy New Year’s Eve, TCLLT! Just wanted to touch base and check in with y’all! Here’s to an epic close to 2023 and a kick ass opening to 2024! 🎉 SALAMAT! Stay connected to all of my things here: www.ChocoLumpia.com www.Patreon.com/ChocoLumpia 🫶🏽
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Episode 132: Imposter’s Syndrome 😟
TCLLT! Checking in! It’s September and wow! What a whirlwind 🌪️ Listen in as I discuss Imposter’s Syndrome, haterz who try to trigger it, what I do to combat it and lastly, the importance of mental health and September: Suicide Prevention Month 💜 I luv y’all so much and am happy we’re here....
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Episode 131: 8.8.2023✨
Let’s catch tf up, beetch! It’s 8.8 and we’re manifesting the shiet out of it. Strap in or don’t, this episode is full tf out. From updates, owning your brand, gossipers, why I love New Yorkers, films that will fvck you up, art, Pee Wee Herman, why delulu is eemporaant, why fake is lame, Tina...
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Episode 130: May Reflect, June Glow Up✨
Squad!!! How are you holding up after May?! OMAGASH what a time to be alive, huh? Strap in as I do a check-in with y’all, update you on thangs I’ve been up to, share why reflection is so eemporaant, discuss imposter syndrome and how to use it to your advantage and 3 things to ask yourself (about...
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Episode 129: Nobody Gives A Sh*t 🤭
Hiya frens! It’s Truth Tuesday and I got a lot to say. Warning: This episode is meant to inspire you to be better but in order to get there, I need to give it to ya straight. No hurt feelings meant-just strap in and put yer big panties on for this dose of a wake up call. Luv you, mean it! 💛...
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Episode 128: Self Worth & Life Advice From A 74 Year Old
Sup Tribe?! Omg. Welp, March happened amirite? 😆 Anyhoodles, I hope you’ve all been kicking ass and taking names. Listen in as I share the importance of self-worth, self-value, my thoughts on social media/new verification, my 2 years sober anniversary and advice from a cool 74 year old woman I…
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Episode 127: Aquarius SZN MFers! ♒️
I hereby do solemnly swear…to be as unhinged, sexy and insane as possible this year 😆🤌🏽 BEEETCH! Wussup fam?! Listen in as I share why TF we’re doing what TF we want (*caveat being: as long as we don’t hurt ourselves or anyone else*) in 2023 🎉 It’s February 1st and I’ve already blocked 3…
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Episode 126: IDGAF NYE Eve Edition 🥳
Happy New Years Eve Eve, TCLLT! Strap in or don’t…She got a lot to say tonight and if you’re a sensitive cupcake, you have been warned 🧁🤌🏽 Let’s talk about the #TCLLT norm: Society, human behavior and of course some sprinkles of foul language, films/shows I’ve recently watched and love! (No...
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Episode 125: Ego, Gossip & Horror…Ohmahgawd 👻
Holy shizzle! It’s Spooky Szn! 🤡🎃💀 Where has the time gone?! Hustlin’ mah babes! Listen in as I share whyyyyy it’s so eemporaant to protect your energy, do your shadow work and persevere regardless of what anyone has to say about it. Happy New Moon and Scorpio szn 😈 Also, of course! We…
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Episode 124: Let It Go 🙏🏽
Happy No FXXXs Given Friday, TCLLT! Listen in as I break down the importance of celebrating W’s (wins) and acknowledging L’s (losses). I share why I’m inspired by BadAss Women and why I work towards being one despite the societal backlashes of it 🤘🏽 Season 5 of The Handmaid’s Tale is coming and…
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Episode 123: Life is a Rollercoaster!🎢
Frens! Let’s check in-how are you, Tribe? Are you good? Join me for tonight’s episode where I share ideas for how you can get back on track when you’re feeling like your energy has been affected (either by outside sources or internal work we need to do). I dissect RENAISSANCE and relate it to…
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Episode 122: Annnnd We’re Back! 🌝💛
Omagash you guysh! Haiiiiiii! Did you miss me, cuz I missed y’all 🥹 Listen in as I share where I’ve been for the last few months, rap about this Full Buck Moon, existential crises, Beyoncé amping us up, energy we’re moving with now and manifesting! Beeeetch…You already know-“Strap in or don’t!”...
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Episode 121: What if it worked out perfectly?
Güten Morgen, fam! I woke up today and felt called to share some recent inspiration whilst having my morning coffee & gratitude sesh. Listen in to my rough morning voice and let’s take life by the horns again…except FIGURATIVELY because be nice to animals and don’t be a p.o.s. human. Grab your...
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ANNOUNCEMENT!!! 📣
Just wanted to chime in and explain some thangs to clarify! I ‘Ppreciate my #TCLLT so much for joining me on this ride. Subscribe for more 🔥🔥🔥 content! Connect with me here! My Website: https://ChocoLumpia.com All of my links: https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia Follow me on IG:...
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Episode 119: 2/22/22 @ 2:22
Happy February! 🎉🥳 It’s been Aquarius season and I definitely relished in it…but as we move into a new month, I wanted to share where I’ve been and what I’ve been up to. From deeeeep self-reflection, human behavior observations, show updates (Inventing Anna, Tinder Swindler, Ozark, Euphoria,...
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Episode 118: Being The Main Character
Happy New Year, Tribe! 🎉 Ooooo she got a lot to say today 😂 Strap in! In todays episode I discuss becoming (or becoming again) the main character in your own life, the judgement that comes with that, depression, movies that will break your heart-but are so relevant to the human experience,...
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Episode 117: Sorority Brothers
Merry Christmas Eve, TCLLT! I lurve you 🎄♥️ Enjoy this holiday episode whilst I cook Christmas dinner, share my thoughts on believing in oneself, recount the year and share how relieved I am, now, after listening to my guts. Discussions about Roseanne + Dan Connor, childhood and feminism entail....
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Episode 116: Happy Holidays, Don’t Be A C*nt 🎄😘
It’s December, biotches! Thank y’all so much for joining me on this journey! Listen in as I share reminders on how to not be c*nty this Holiday season, the evolution of this podcast & No FXXXs Given Friday, the difference between confidence & bragging, attending events sober (8 months this week!...
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Episode 115: ‘Ppreciate
‘Ppreciate y’all TCLLT! Whatever today means for you, enjoy 💛 In today’s episode I discuss the idea of gratefulness, family, hard truths about being human, corruption, and films that will ruin your Thanksgiving family gatherings 🍽😆😖 Happy Holidays! Don’t be a tw@t 🦃 Podcast Notes:What’s up,...
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Episode 114: Dark-Tober 👻
Warning: Tonight’s podcast episode contains triggering subject matter. But we’re all grown here, so strap in or don’t! Sup Tribe?! The ghosts told me it was time to come back and share some insight on processing life, death, and the internets. Taking a reminder from my frens @suzbub &...
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Episode 113: I Said Wut I Said
Heyoooo! STRAP IN OR DONT! This one might hurt some feelings…if you’re a racist 🤷🏽♀️ Listen in as I explain why saying a hard R will get you punched, why I think people are miserable tw@ts and how to be a better human in today’s society by actually listening to other peoples stories and...
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Episode 112: Human Behaviour 👽
Yeeeow! It’s Friday the 13th and I’ve lost my damn mind-along with the rest of the planet! Weeeeeee 🥳🎉🤪 Listen in as I play DJ and share my fave current “on replay” music on my Spotify, how Björk is a genius, late night dance party deep thoughts, my brain breaking in real time, how fed up I am...
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Episode 111: Life Credit ✨
Heyyyyyyy Tribe! Surprise, new episode! Listen in on this Tea Tuesday as I share my recent Full Moon in Aquarius-Leo Season manifestation/“new beginnings” rituals, why I’m not watching the Olympics, how to work on Life Credit, me as a ghost 👻, the AUDACITY, the state of the world today & the A24...
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Episode 110: WTF?! IDFK. IYKYK.
Bruh. I don’t even know. 🤣✌🏽🤪🤷🏽♀️ Tonight I discuss a whole bunch of shiet from every category. From a horrifying documentary (“Roll Red Roll”), to a horrifying film (“The CloveHitch Killer”-small spoilers 😬 sawwy-and “Synchronic”) to doing what the fxxx you want, fake peeps, protecting…
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Episode 107: Cloudbusting 🌤
Sometimes we just need to break through the clouds, ya’ll! ‘Ppreciate you for being part of TCLLT and tuning in to the wackiness of this show. Today I discuss silver linings and how they are important for your mental health, the f*cked up shows I’ve been watching, my latest faves to break up the...
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Episode 106: A Circle Jerk of Happiness
TCLLT! You Bet I’m Comin’ Up In May! I’m baaaaaccckkkkkkkk! And ready to talk sum shiet about the philosophy of life, my dark soul, how I cleansed so hoord, decisions, my DMs being closed, my BTS break through, the danger of toxic positivity but how you can work it to your advantage, creepy creep...
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Episode 105: When the Going Gets Tough
Billy Ocean said it best when he said, “When the going gets tough...the tough get going”. Yo, I’m back! This one is full of mic drops and bridge burning...enjoy! 🔥 Shouts out to YMH, Christina P., Tommy Bunz, & El Hendawg for keepin’ the Jeans high n tyte. Keep featherin’ it, chomos! Here are…
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Episode 104: Look Out For Number 1
#TCLLT!!! 💛 Wooooooooooow 😂🥴 That’s all I can say about this one. TW’s per the usual. I ‘Ppreciate you for joining me on this journey. In today’s episode I discuss privacy, creepy internet weirdos, getting off the grid, THOTS, MJ, the group The Crystal Method, John Travolta in Staying Alive...
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Episode 103: Keep F*ckin’ Truckin’ 🛻
OH. MY. GAWD. TW’s, et al. She came in real hot tonight 🥵🥴 You’ve been warned. Tonight I discuss Imposter Syndrome, your support system, the excuses of chumps not willing to do “the work” on themselves, the reality of Asian Hate, Live•Laugh•Love Toxicity and the “Anti-Social” media. Hey...I’m…
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Episode 102: Shoulda Coulda Woulda Blah Blah Bullsh*t
Hiya Tribe! “Call Them Out” Continues 🙋🏽♀️ A continuation of last weeks episode but with real life ChocoLumpia call outs 😱 *already realizing I left some mofo’s out 🤦🏽♀️* Oh...Imma keep shining lights, don’t fret! I share a lot of what’s been going on with me lately-emo feels, the…
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Episode 101: Live, Laugh, Love 🤪
Tribe! Ooooooooo she gots a lots to say today 😆 TW’s. We’re calling muerfuqers out today...with love 💛 From pop culture, to crime investigation, to the corruption of society, and how money & fame can affect people...we’re here for it 🤘🏽Links for episode 101: My New YouTube Channel!...
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Episode 98: Weird DMs 😬
Tribe!!! Hai 💛🤘🏽🙌🏽 Today we discuss the weird DMs we’ve all received, story time about my neighbors [*cringe*] and protecting your space. Don’t forget to rate & review this podcast! Save 15% (and FREE shipping) off your orders of the best CBD at www.SowEden.com by using my link:...
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Episode 97: I Luv Love 💗🥴
Happy V Day weekend, bishes! 😘 I don’t know how, but today we discuss everything from the TCLLT Valentine’s Day theme song, Valentine’s Day movies (wrong answers only 😆), Rob Schneider, vomit, empathy, curly hair texture, Stephen King, chess, film critics, the audacity, and the film Promising...
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Episode 96: Privacy, Bishes! 🤫
Ayyyyoooooo! Surprise! I got a wild hair up my arse to record another episode for y’all 🙌🏽 Today’s topic: PRIVACY 🕵🏽♀️ Listen in as I share my Top 10 suggestions for staying safe in this digital world. 👀👁👀👁👀👁👀👁 Please go subscribe to my new Podcast YouTube!...
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Episode 95: If You Mad, Stay Mad 🌝
Oooooh! We hit the YEAR FOUR mark on Sunday! 🎉🎉🎉 Ber Ber Ber Beeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! ‘Ppreciate y’all 🥺 Pero also....Y’all came ready to foight! 🤪 Jk. But today I share the responses from my IG poll about what women want to say and what men want to say. Don’t shoot the messenger! Issa safe…
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Episode 94: Iniibig Kita ❤️✌🏽🇵🇭
Happy #nofxxxsgivenfriday!!!!!! 🔥 Yikes. What a week: Full moon, new moon, blah blah blah. Today I share the anonymous answers y’all shared with me about having immigrant parents. As a 1st generation biracial kid, life was very different from my American friends. Listen in as WE (The ChocoLumpia...
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Episode 93: Aquanemini Season ♒️
Def the one that gets me cancelled 🤣 IDC!!! It’s Aquarius season AND year FOUR of this podcast y’all!!! 🙀 Wut the actual fxxx?! I’m so happy you’re here. Listen in as I come in hawt 🔥: Discussing wokeness, volleyball, hurt feelings, business, female support, business support, allyship, ads and...
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Episode 92: The Shmevah Cup Wars
Wassup, Tribe! In tonight’s episode I share with you my wugina experience with feminine cups, womxn empowerment, George Michael and how society needs to git eet togetha, plus some exciting news! 🎉 Here are the podcast links mentioned in today’s episode: Calendars for sale at www.ChocoLumpia.com...
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Episode 91: Welcome 2021 🥴🎉 Don’t be a POS human being 🤷🏽♀️
We made it?! 🎉 It’s the first episode of the New Year! Welcome to the sh*t show! Well, let’s talk about the tea, revolutions, my obsession with Black British folks, music (shoutout to @kinobe_music), my 2021 CALENDAR!!!!!!!!!!!! and knowing the difference between support & surveillance with fake...
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Episode 90: Suqmahmuthafuggendieck! 🎄🔥
Merry Christmahanukkwanazaa, my Tribe! Ohhhhh boy! What a year 😬 Let’s discuss how we create a game plan for kicking ass and taking names in 2021 🤘🏽 Tonight I discuss owning your feminine goddess energy (TikTok credit goes to @suzbub), how haterz gon hate 🙄, Centerstage, knowing your worth,...
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Episode 89: Treat Yo’self Like Yer Royalty 👑
Tribe! I’m baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Let’s talk about Thanksgiving, Gingerbread Mens, the holidays, social medias, music share, haterz, Paula Abdul’s assistant Phil and (trigger warning ⚠️ ) why I’m such an advocate for women’s safety and protection. No tears but trigger warning. Girl dads…
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Episode 88: Judge-y McJudge-ersons
Heeeeyooooo!!!! Hi Tribe 🧡 I’ve missed you. What. A. Week. Huhn?! Listen in as I discuss the current chisme/tsismis (español y tagalog) 🍵😋 From music to las dramaticas, to futuristic insults, to Punk-Ass-Bitch Symptoms, to confidence and the peeps who can’t handle it 🤷🏽♀️ Strap in! It’s...
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Episode 87: Die Mad 😆😘❤️
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Since when have I given a fxxx?! Welcome to #ChocoLumpiaLessons!!! It’s #nofxxxsgivenfriday and I have some sh*t to say 🤗😬 From sensitive people, to Sociology, to ghosts, to head butting biotches, to Catholic school, to The Handmaid’s Tale (don’t worry! No spoilers! ❤️)...let’s laugh…
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Episode 86: Election Day BONUS Episode! 🗳
Woo Hoo! It’s Election Day! I wanted to make an episode for y’all standing in line, driving to polls or just feeling antsy about the day. Let’s laugh at how crazy life can be 🤣😂😳😨😱 and enjoy the ride, right?! 🎢 Omagheeerd. Listen in as I discuss the importance of today and push one more…
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Episode 85: Trick or Drink 🥃🎃🍂
Tribe! Wut up?! Happy All Hallows’ Eve! Listen in as I answer the questions you asked me on IG stories, discuss why boundaries are impor-aant, explain when the ship goes down, the blue moon, nosey-a** tw@ts, and the election. It’s ChocoLumpia Lessons, and I luh you. Don’t forget to rate 5 stars…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Become a Paid Subscriber: https://anchor.fm/chocolumpialessons/subscribeYou’ll laugh...You’ll cry...Ok maybe not, but I hope to provide insight, motivation, laughter and relief from your daily life through sharing experiences from my quirky viewpoints. Covering topics from business to fitness to overall wellness and more! Follow me for some perspective from a chick who gives zero f*cks, but all from love! I am not a therapist or licensed Psychologist but I am a teacher and businesswoman with over 107 years experience. Let’s laugh at how crazy life can be and enjoy the ride!
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Become a Paid Subscriber: https://anchor.fm/chocolumpialessons/subscribeYou’ll laugh...You’ll cry...Ok maybe not, but I hope to provide insight, motivation, laughter and relief from your daily life through sharing experiences from my quirky viewpoints. Covering topics from business to fitness to...
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