Choke On My Artichoke

Per Game Stats (4 weeks)6.8 Receptions10.3 Targets94.5 yards0.8 TDsThe next 9 games1.1 Receptions2.5 Targets11.5 yards0 TDs

Dotts is safe from generational debt

OH FUCK YOURE GONNA MAKE ME WINNNN!-Riley Reid

QB pts per pass attempt is a bad stat.

1 vs 3.. or 2 vs 5… or just flip the seeds

Seppuku, also called harakiri, is a form of Japanese ritualistic suicide by disembowelment. It was originally reserved for samurai in their code of honor, but was also practiced by other Japanese people during the Shōwa era to restore honor for themselves or for their families.

I am wildly uncomfortable..

Hello darkness my old friend.

Gimme that x back

Not so busty Bryce

I’m not mad I’m just disappointed

🏄🏻‍♂️🏄🏻‍♂️

Michael Mayer-a-ayer

SparkNotes

BILLt different

Flex Week 1. Not as tight as Dotts’ asshole.

I do this because I love you.

2013. What a wild year for the #GrainGang

You could see how I got confused there.

I wonder what would happen if I pushed the poop button. I wonder what would happen if I pushed the poop button. I wonder what would happen if I pushed the poop button.

Kyle Mudanpie

It was a regular note until Luke McCaffrey showed up

The one y’all have been waiting for.

20 of them

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My Running Back is a door dasher

See y’all at the draft ✌🏼

Happy Cum Sunday!

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Dom was here.

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Hey Dom, hope you’re doing well! Just wanted to check in and see how things are going.

Dear Dom,We just wanted to take a moment to thank you from the bottom of our hearts for being our one and only listener. Your support means the world to us, and knowing that you’re out there, tuning in, makes it all worthwhile.We’ve watched you grow so much through the years, and we couldn’t be prouder of the person you’ve become. Your kindness, loyalty, and presence in our lives are truly priceless.We love you more than words can say, Dom. Thank you for being our biggest (and only!) fan—you’re the reason we keep going.With all our screams and shouts, Dynasty 2037

Who is our avid listener?

Reading is hard

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*Sean Tucker Noises*

Ouchtown

The time of the meathooks is now.

First live pod??

All this rebuilding at once is kinda lame. Winning a Championship is easy.

Not 4, Not 5, Not 6, Not 7

GOATed Episode

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE POD???

Went for a spin in a tornado but we made it kids

Welcome to the show, we’re ready to roll!

Round 1… FIGHT!

Stock Up!

Only the real ones will sit through this whole pod.