Chris vs. The People

This Mother's Day episode of Chris vs. The People is anything but your typical sentimental tribute, so buckle up. Callers share stories ranging from a Christmas discovery that blew up an entire family group chat, to a mom who kept a life-changing secret for 14 years, to a swinging lifestyle reveal that came with an unexpected paper drop on the couch. Things take a chaotic turn when one caller confesses to accidentally hitting her mom with a car and somehow, mom joins the call live to weigh in. It's messy, it's real, and it's the most Chris vs. The People Mother's Day episode imaginable. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business growWatch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/158065809?pr=trueBe On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. The People, the first dates get truly unhinged (and that might be an understatement). One caller had a medical emergency mid-hookup that turned out to be an extremely rare type of stroke, and somehow that's not even the wildest part of her story. Then a smoke shop overnight worker shares how a socially awkward regular asked her out at 2 a.m….and followed it up by inviting her to go shooting in the middle of nowhere. Finally, a woman recounts the date where her guy showed up with flowers stolen straight from her mom's garden, then proceeded to drink an entire pitcher of sangria alone before peeing on a bush in a parking lot in broad daylight. If you've ever had a bad first date, this episode will make you feel a whole lot better about yourself. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business growWatch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/157438864?pr=trueBe On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

For the 50th episode, Chris finally brings on a first guest…and it's none other than Joe Santagato of The Basement Yard. The two dive deep into childhood chaos, terrible first jobs, and the kind of stories you'd only share with someone you actually trust. From accidentally inventing a board game to a limo night gone completely sideways, this episode is packed with moments that are equal parts hilarious and unhinged. Two people who have been on the internet since forever finally sit down together, and it does not disappoint. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/156763136Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week's episode is a special 4/20 edition of Chris vs. the People, and the callers absolutely delivered. The first caller takes us back to 2012 when a casual smoke sesh with her sister turned into a front row seat to the dark side of synthetic weed. Then our next caller shares the wildly eventful story of a Feeld app meetup that took an unexpected detour in the middle of a threesome, and somehow still managed to end with breakfast and a ride home. Finally, the last caller reveals how a family drama involving a snitch of a Mormon cousin, a drug test, and one very dedicated acquaintance led to one of the most unhinged acts of teenage resourcefulness ever recorded. Tune in for laughs, a few PSAs, and stories you genuinely could not make up. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, the workplace has never looked wilder…and we mean that in every sense of the word. From a summer camp counselor who took her long weekend a little too seriously at the Jersey Shore, to a fast food employee who discovered her manager had a lot more going on than just running a register, these stories will have you equal parts gasping and cackling. Then we close out with Mrs. Diva herself, a woman in corporate America who found a very unconventional way to get home from the company party. It's messy, it's unhinged, and it's exactly what your week needed. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business growWatch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/155625098?pr=trueBe On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, the callers did NOT come to play. From a mother who made a very questionable decision during a blizzard to a family brawl that ended up in front of a judge, these dysfunctional family stories deliver exactly the chaos Chris lives for. A first communion party takes a humbling turn, and one caller shares a childhood outing that had all the makings of a Lifetime movie and somehow still ended with warm berry pancakes. Buckle up, because this episode goes places, and Chris's reactions make every single moment worth it. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/155008136Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

Dating horror stories are on the menu this week, and Chris's callers did NOT disappoint. From a threesome gone catastrophically wrong in Idaho to a college situationship that spiraled into a four-way makeout session, an STD, and a well-deserved slap, the stories keep getting wilder. One caller confesses to a revenge plot so unhinged she carried the guilt for years (and yes, she and her best friend somehow survived it). We close out with a man who faked heart surgery, a dead sister, and a seizure while simultaneously scamming 28 women….but don't worry, our girl found her happy ending. Buckle up, because this episode of Chris vs. the People is genuinely one for the books. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/he-cheated-on-me-154416310Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, we're diving into spooky, paranormal, and death-adjacent stories…and they did not disappoint. One caller shares what happened at her grandmother's birthday celebration that nobody in her family will ever forget, and another reveals a summer hookup story with a coworker that takes a genuinely dark and disturbing turn. Then a wedding photographer recounts the night he was sent alone into a locked, pitch-black hallway of a famously haunted Long Island mansion and came out the other side with no memory of how the night ended, a mystery photo on his film camera, and a feeling he still can't shake months later. This one's not for the faint of heart. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.📎 Visit http://upwork.com right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business growWatch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/153828846?pr=trueBe On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

It may be March but we are going back to school in today’s episode of Chris vs. the People. This week's school stories might be the wildest batch yet. We've got barn parties, the Amish shutting down a high school rager, a Jon & Kate Plus 8 cameo in a viral TikTok, and a girl who accidentally got her ceramics teacher fired by catfishing him. Someone also broke their lady bits trying to impress a girl who thought she was dating Slenderman, and we close out with a school trip to Louisiana that ends in a minivan catastrophe nobody saw coming. Buckle up… this one goes places. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.🍴 For a limited time, Tempo is offering my listeners 60% off your first box when you go to http://tempomeals.com/KlemensWatch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/153231427Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, we're throwing it back to school days that prove everyone was absolutely unwell. First, a caller shares how she was held at harpoon point by a classmate whose bedroom walls were covered in red handprints. Then, we hear from someone who hooked up with a guy in their science teacher's car….while the guy was allegedly also hooking up with said teacher. Finally, we meet the chaos agent who got her librarian "retired" by teaching her to sashay down the hallway (resulting in broken bones) and got her Spanish teacher fired by lying to her parents about what actually happened. Plus, Chris shares his own trauma about getting cast as a gay dad in his high school musical and the time he hid a rotting peach in his desk that attracted an army of fruit flies. It's teenage disasters, questionable decisions, and proof that we were all way too young to be doing any of this. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.📎 Visit http://upwork.com right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow🛏️ Get some good sleep and take an extra 10% off sitewide https://GhostBed.com/klemens and use promo code KLEMENS at checkout🍃 Visit http://trynowadays.com/KLEMENS or use code KLEMENS to get 30% off your order! Drink responsibly, must be 21 or older.Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/152700042Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, we’re diving into church and religious stories that prove Sunday service is never as quiet as it looks. First, a caller shares how her 10‑year‑old brother, acting as an altar server, nearly set the church on fire thanks to a giant paper‑mâché Easter decoration. Then, another caller walks us through her Pentecostal upbringing, her childhood crushes on two church brothers named Paul and Matt, and the full‑circle moment when one of them slid into her DMs years later… but with a classic Chris vs. the People twist. Finally, we hear about a sister‑in‑law who fast‑tracked from Facebook hookup to marriage, baby, intense Christianity, and full on “I can hear God” delusion, all while judging monks who are literally walking for peace. It’s religious guilt, pettiness, repression, and rage‑bait texting, all wrapped in one chaotic, cathartic episode. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/151549464?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, we’re diving headfirst into the world of cheating because apparently, no one knows how to act right. First, a caller is currently tangled up in an office situationship with a married coworker who’s got a wife, kids, and a very questionable cage situation. Then, we meet someone whose cousin slept with their uncle’s girlfriend…and got a little surprise for his trouble. Another caller catches her ex cheating by literally finding his Reddit search history asking if it’s wrong to leave someone for someone “hotter.” And finally, we wrap up with a family saga about two sisters: one takes the other in off the street, and the other repays her by sleeping with her husband. It’s messy, hilarious, and painfully on‑brand for the theme of cheating. Honestly, humanity might be doomed… but at least it’s entertaining. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.🛏️ Get some good sleep and take an extra 10% off sitewide https://GhostBed.com/klemens and use promo code KLEMENS at checkout!🍴 For a limited time, Tempo is offering my listeners 60% off your first box when you go to http://tempomeals.com/Klemens!WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/151002763?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

It’s the Valentine’s episode of Chris vs. the People, which obviously means love, disaster, and several reasons to stay single. One caller gets stuck on a “double date” from hell that turns into a three‑month saga with a guy who shows wild videos and yells at paintings. Another barely escapes a Bumble date who tries to take her to a remote “family cabin” straight out of Dateline. Then, someone loses her straight‑sex virginity to a man who immediately vomits, and a final caller reveals a truly bizarre run‑in with a masked A‑list celebrity. Dating is terrifying, hilarious, and somehow still legal. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.📎 Visit http://upwork.com right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow!WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/150413722?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris kicks things off with a dose of cold medicine and chaos as callers bring some truly wild stories. First up, a listener exposes her dad’s jaw-dropping affair with his much younger employee…and the family drama that followed. Then, we head to remote Alaska for a threesome gone wrong involving coworkers, a tech bro, and a van-lifer with emotional baggage. Finally, we wrap things up with possibly the worst first date ever, which consists of a man who’s rude to waitresses, shows off unsolicited “pics,” and claims he did coke with Prince. It’s unhinged, hilarious, and a little too real. Just another day at Chris Versus the People. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.🍃 Visit trynowadays.com/KLEMENS or use code KLEMENS to get 30% off your order! Drink responsibly, must be 21 or older.WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/149848884?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris opens the phone lines for secrets and tea… and immediately regrets asking. One caller shares how her ex–best friend accused her of being an unfit mother and threatened CPS only for that same friend’s toddler to later wander outside alone in the snow. Another listener admits to catfishing her middle school bullies just to figure out why they hated her (honestly? valid). And things take a dark turn when a caller reveals that someone who once shamed her online for starting a GoFundMe for her sick dog was later exposed for k*lling their own dog and now trains other people’s pets. It’s petty, disturbing, and deeply chaotic… exactly the kind of episode that makes Chris vs. the People what it is. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.🌹 EVERYONE who signs up wins a FREE WhisperVibe™ OR a FREE Rose toy with any Whisper™ order! https://www.bboutique.co/vibe/chrisvsthepeople-podcast💵 Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money: https://RocketMoney.com/klemens  🛏️ Get a good night’s rest and take an extra 10% off sitewide: https://GhostBed.com/klemens for all of GhostBed’s winter deals and use promo code KLEMENS at checkoutWATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-catfished-my-149248028BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, things get weird in every possible direction. A caller admits to sexting her married boss for months while also hooking up with a coworker at the same job, another shares the surprisingly normal-in-her-culture story of digging up her grandfather’s bones as part of a traditional second burial, and one listener realizes her college boyfriend, who loved “being a bottom”, was very much closeted and active on Grindr behind her back. It’s messy, shocking, oddly educational, and somehow heartfelt…a classic Chris vs. the People episode where nothing goes the way you expect. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.🍃 Visit https://trynowadays.com/KLEMENS or use code KLEMENS to get 20% off your order! Drink responsibly, must be 21 or older.🍴 For a limited time, Tempo is offering my listeners 60% off your first box when you go to https://tempomeals.com/Klemens.WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/148693377?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, things escalate fast. A caller cuts off her longtime best friend after she kicks her fiancé’s gunshot wound and then demands her cat back out of spite. Another shares how her brother’s wife secretly cheated on him for nearly a decade with her best friend, only to leave him, remarry, and still use his last name. And finally, one listener explains how being too nice led her to giving a stranger a ride home… only to discover he was wearing a diaper as a kink...and yes, there are photos. It’s messy, disturbing, and deeply unserious in the way only Chris vs. the People can be. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/148139479BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, the new year starts off completely unhinged. A caller explains how her 18th birthday party ended in a literal shootout after a hotel party moved to a boxing gym, another shares how her 15th birthday was ruined by the January 6th insurrection (complete with her uncle showing up on live TV mid–Happy Birthday), and one listener drops a jaw-on-the-floor confession about discovering her ex slept with his own sister, ending with an even crazier twist to the story. It’s dark, chaotic, and somehow still funny… a truly deranged way to kick off the year. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money: https://RocketMoney.com/klemens  WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/147564620?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris hears some of the most unhinged relationship stories yet. A caller shares a first date gone terrifyingly wrong when her date offers to show her crime scene photos of his murdered sister. Another explains why she cut off her online best friend after a shocking confession involving her brother and a racist spiral, and one listener reveals how a cousin’s sudden “girlfriend and pregnancy” turned out to be a full-blown scam. It’s disturbing, chaotic, and impossible to forget… basically, a classic Chris vs. the People episode. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/146513937?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris opens the phone lines and asks listeners one question: what’s the worst thing you’ve ever called someone? The answers range from hilariously creative to deeply unhinged. Callers share everything from a brutal roadrage insult that ended with instant karma, to a devastatingly specific roast comparing someone to the original live-action Sonic the Hedgehog. Things take a darker turn with stories involving family blowups, being outed and disowned, and confronting a COVID-denying MAGA conspiracy theorist. To balance it all out, we also get the most unexpectedly wholesome insult of the episode… a mom in traffic snapping back. It’s chaotic, personal, and somehow comforting all at once aka a classic Chris vs. the People episode. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.Bring on the holiday cheer and treat yourself to Soul today! Go to https://GetSoul.com and use the code KLEMENS for 30% off your entire order! Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money: https://RocketMoney.com/klemens  WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/145994529?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris dives into a web of lies, chaos, and catfishing so elaborate it could be its own Netflix documentary. Every story this week centers on deception…and somehow, each one manages to outdo the last. First, a caller shares how her ex not only cheated, got married, and had a baby immediately after their breakup, but then catfished her for months for reasons of his own. Then, another listener reveals that she grew up believing a man was her dad... until middle school genetics homework exposed that literally her entire family had been lying to her. From fake boyfriends to family secrets and exes who should’ve gone to jail, this episode proves that truth really is stranger than fiction….especially when Chris tries to make sense of it all in real time. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.EVERYONE who signs up wins a FREE WhisperVibe™ OR a FREE Rose toy with any Whisper™ order: https://www.bboutique.co/vibe/chrisvsthepeople-podcastGo to https://buyraycon.com/klemensopen for 20% off and to save on Raycon audio products site wide!WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/145475164/editBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week, Chris hears from a listener whose mysterious uncle lived a double life full of sugar babies and family chaos, another who had the FBI show up at her house at age twelve thanks to a wildly misbehaving Roblox boyfriend, and a final caller who woke up to flashing lights and officers surrounding her home in what felt like a movie scene. Law enforcement, family drama, childhood panic…it’s all here, and Chris is barely holding it together. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.To get 15% off your next gift from Uncommon Goods this holiday season, go to https://uncommongoods.com/klemens. Don’t miss out on this limited-time offer!WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/144891824?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

For Episode 30, Chris decides to ditch the usual format and crack open the Chris vs. the People phone lines for something he’s always wanted to do: let strangers confess their deepest, juiciest secrets…completely unfiltered. First up, a listener admits she was secretly married AND divorced for over two years, all without her family having a clue. Then a wedding-industry worker reveals her pettiest hidden talent: crop-dusting rude brides and grooms on their big day. Yes. Weaponized wedding-day farts. And just when the chaos seems to peak, a school bus driver calls in mid-route to confess that her best friend has been stuck in a six-year relationship with a man who… isn’t exactly putting in Olympic-level effort in the bedroom. Between the secrets, the life coaching, and the near-fights between bus drivers happening in the background, this is easily one of the most chaotic, hilarious, and unfiltered episodes yet. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.Take advantage of Soul’s Black Friday-Cyber Monday deal now! Go to https://GetSoul.com and use code KLEMENS for 40% off. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/144385363BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

Fresh off a flight and running on fumes, Chris still refuses to miss a week, and thank god, because this episode is juicier than a fresh BBL. First, a caller takes us to Portugal for what was supposed to be a dreamy couples’ kayaking trip… until €1 shots, a rocky ocean, and a seasick boyfriend turn the excursion into a full-blown puke parade. Then, we head to the Maryland/West Virginia border for a Christmas night that spirals from strip-club friendships to Waffle House chaos, complete with jukebox twerking, past bathroom feuds, and a staff on their absolute last nerve. And just when you think that’s enough chaos for one episode, we end with someone whose life intersected with Mr. Bundy. Yes…Ted Bundy. It’s messy, it’s unhinged, it’s festive…it’s a typical episode of Chris vs. the People. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.To get 15% off your next gift from Uncommon Goods, go to https://uncommongoods.com/klemens. Don’t miss out on this limited-time offer!WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-was-involved-143858496BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

In this chaotic rollercoaster of an episode, Chris dives headfirst into stories that are equal parts horrifying, hilarious, and completely unhinged. We kick things off with a caller whose peeping tom encounter turns into a full-blown true-crime story, complete with cigarette smoke, useless boyfriends, and trauma realizations mid-conversation. Then, things somehow get wilder when another listener reveals how their own mom accidentally roofied them with smuggled painkillers from Mexico (yes, really). From there, the family drama only intensifies when Chris talks to someone whose dad married their mom’s sister… a family feud straight out of a West Virginia soap opera. Between emotional breakdowns, opioid overdoses, and accidental incestuous family trees, Chris somehow keeps it together long enough to laugh through the madness. If you thought last week’s sagas were wild, this one ups the ante with blood, betrayal, and a foursome involving a knife.As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-mom-roofied-143355241BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week’s episode of Chris vs. the People is one for the books. From a first date that went horribly (and hilariously) wrong to a college night that spiraled into pure chaos, this week’s calls are some of the wildest yet. Chris talks to listeners about bad timing, worse decisions, and those moments that start out innocent and end with the phrase “how did we get here?” One caller relives a date that took a very sudden turn in the parking lot. Another opens up about a “harmless” college night that turned into a tangled web of drama. We even hear from someone who may have delivered one of the most savage insults ever said to a parent and a listener who just needs advice on whether a friendship is worth saving. It’s funny, it’s messy, and somehow still heartfelt, the perfect mix of cringe and comfort that makes Chris vs. the People what it is.As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.Go to https://buyraycon.com/klemens for 30% off and to see on Raycon audio product site wide!WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/142832361?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week’s episode is all over the place in the best way. We’ve got secret families, haunted hallways, and enough plot twists to make Maury take notes. A caller’s “family feud” takes a wild turn when two unexpected guests show up at dinner… and turn out to be her uncle’s secret brothers from his dad’s other family in Samoa…where he had nineteen kids and one on the way. Another caller’s aunt moves into a dream home that quickly turns into a horror movie: ghost kids, a tall man in the hallway, and an old lady in the backyard who refuses to leave. One caller finds herself tangled with a guy who defines “mixed signals,” proving that modern dating might actually be scarier than ghosts, and finally, a story so wild it’ll make you question everything you know about car accidents, fake claims, and “it’s not what it looks like” excuses. From secret brothers to possessed uncles, Chris somehow makes sense of the madness (or at least tries to). As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.Bring on the good vibes and treat yourself to Soul today! Go to https://GetSoul.com and use the code KLEMENS for 30% off your entire order! WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/142260632?utm_campaign=postshare_creator BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

It’s almost Halloween, and somehow every caller this week decided to bring a different kind of horror story. First, a listener accidentally manifests her coworker into a car crash (Florida never disappoints). Then another caller reveals her aunt is her own stepmom, in a family drama so twisted it makes “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” look like a documentary. But it doesn’t stop there. We also hear from a caller whose high-school date took her to Olive Garden, stiffed the waitress, and got ghosted so hard she had to learn taekwondo to deal with it. From spooky manifestations to incestuous entanglements to violent red-flags over unlimited breadsticks, this episode really has it all.As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.To get 15% off your next gift from Uncommon Goods, go to https://uncommongoods.com/klemens. Don’t miss out on this limited-time offer!WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/141726763?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris may or may not have come straight from happy hour…and it shows. Things start with a caller whose post-hookup pillow talk turned into a full Taylor Swift history lecture before taking a shocking, very NSFW twist. From there, we meet someone whose mom completely ruined Disney World in a pair of white jeans (and a Buzz Lightyear ride), another caller who’s spiraling over whether they’re the reason their best friendship ended, and finally, someone who casually admits to catfishing an entire group of kids for reasons that somehow get worse the more they explain. Between the oversharing, confusion, and Chris barely holding it together, this might be one of the most chaotic and hilarious episodes yet. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/141203682?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

In this week’s episode of Chris vs. the People, we’re swinging between heartfelt and hilarious. Chris kicks things off talking about how everyone’s gotten worse at driving and why the Amish would absolutely lose their minds over a Cybertruck. Then, a caller opens up about the sting of being called fat by a friend, and Chris dives into an honest, funny, and validating conversation about body image, friendship, and learning when (and how) to confront someone who hurts you. Just when things get deep, chaos returns in the form of a date that accidentally fires a gun in someone’s house (yes, really). Then we hear from someone torn about cutting a friend out of their friend group, leading to an unexpectedly thoughtful talk about confrontation, empathy, and knowing when to walk away. And finally, just when things start to feel almost normal, we wrap up with the chaos of a monkey attack at a zoo. Because obviously. It’s sincere, stupid, and everything in between…the perfect Chris vs. the People cocktail.As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.Go to https://GetSoul.com and use the code KLEMENS for 30% off!WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/140666768?pr=trueLEAVE A REVIEW: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-vs-the-people/id1807678282BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, we’re diving into stories that prove reality is stranger than fiction. First, a caller shares how her husband’s “we’re just friends” excuse unraveled into cheating, puzzles, and one of the messiest divorces you’ll ever hear. Then, another caller reveals the wild twist of discovering that her once-homophobic ex is now a gay p0rn star…and yes, the irony is delicious. From chicken-killing confessions at Christian college to someone faking a dead Japanese brother, this episode is packed with chaos, comedy, and the kind of audacity you can’t make up. Stick around for the aftershow on Patreon, where Chris spills religious tea and chats with a caller questioning whether their dad is actually straight on http://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.SEE ME LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/140096917?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

On this episode of Chris vs. the People, the chaos comes in waves. First, we hear from someone who accidentally became a getaway driver for a breaking and entering. Then, a caller shares how a long-time friendship fell apart over a bathroom dispute. Next up is an Am I the Asshole? scenario after a boyfriend discovers things in his partner’s notes app. And finally, one caller swears their friend is literally back from the dead. And on the Patreon aftershow, we have a wild story about getting pulled over on LSD with seven friends crammed into a Kia Soul.Watch the video version on http://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople and catch the aftershow on http://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.SEE ME LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/139523546?utm_campaign=postshare_creatorBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This episode of Chris vs. the People is pure chaos from start to finish. First, a caller suspects her dad might be cheating on her stepdad after catching him liking some eyebrow-raising Instagram reels. Then, we hear the unhinged saga of someone who dated a self-proclaimed Mormon priest who could code (and somehow got weirder from there). Next, a jaw-dropping scheme where someone impersonates their partner’s ex just to see if they’d cheat. And finally, the episode closes with a friendship implosion…a best friend of five years who betrayed them in the messiest way possible. From family drama to religious cringe to loyalty tests gone wrong, this one has it all.As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon aftershow for even more wild stories. Watch the video version on http://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople and catch the aftershow on http://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.SEE ME LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/138516066?pr=true&cr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, chaos and comedy collide. First up, a caller takes us inside the disaster of a Facebook Dating match that spiraled into a front yard standoff, a drunk mom, and seven state trooper cars. Then, we hear from a sibling fed up with their brother’s freeloading girlfriend, sparking an “am I the asshole?” debate. Next, we learn why two Florida teenagers ended up being “held hostage” at a park job gone sideways, and spoiler: some white powder may have been involved. We also hear from one caller who goes the distance, literally…sharing what it took to cross the world for a taste of South African love. Finally, a love story with a twist: a 13-year age gap, a Reddit romance, and the kind of family drama only religion can stir up. In between, Chris reflects on stoner pre-show rituals, the healing magic of a Lady Gaga concert, and the wild gift that is this community. Buckle in because this episode is equal parts messy, heartfelt, and unforgettable.As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon aftershow for even more wild stories. Watch the video version on http://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople and catch the aftershow on http://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.SEE ME LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/137953567?pr=true&cr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, things spiral from messy to downright unhinged. We start with a caller whose dad casually asked her to sell her car. Naturally, we rope in her sister for the big reveal as to why, and chaos ensues. From there, we lighten up with a hilariously cringe kindergarten story about mistaking a new classmate’s name for her favorite snack. Things spiral further when a group of bakery coworkers seek revenge on a cheating fiancé in a way that’s both disgusting and iconic. From there, a vacation hookup goes wildly wrong when a caller accidentally injures a man in Ireland. And finally, we close with a jaw-dropping revelation about a restaurant owner who secretly wore something crazy during work hours.Watch the video version on http://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople and catch the aftershow on http://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.SEE ME LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/137403128?pr=true&cr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week’s episode of Chris vs. the People is packed with stories you won’t believe actually happened. First, we hear from a caller who had to resuscitate their ex’s best friend not once, but twice…only to later discover something disturbing about their ex. Then, someone reveals what happened when an eight-month fling with their best friend’s mom spiraled into chaos involving their own brother. And finally, a chilling story about a family friend who stayed the night… before committing a double murder the very next day. In the aftershow, things don’t get any tamer. A listener recalls coming home from a date to find a dead body being carried out of their neighbor’s house. It’s messy, shocking, and unforgettable….exactly the kind of chaos you come for.Watch the video version on http://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople and catch the aftershow on http://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.SEE ME LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/136845953?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

Hot bosses, hidden secrets, and...chlamydia-induced paralysis? Buckle up. Chris hears from four callers with stories that get messier by the minute. A young woman confesses she’s in love with her older, married boss (who also happens to be her ex-wedding-party drinking buddy). Another caller finds out she was being cheated on while in the ER—because she couldn’t move half her body…from an untreated STD. Then, a woman discovers her boyfriend’s secret porn empire and takes sweet, sweet revenge. And finally, a listener spills on not one, not two, but THREE high school teacher affairs that had their whole town talking. This episode? Absolutely nuts in the best way.Watch the video version on http://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople and catch the aftershow on http://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/135786002?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week, chaos calls in. First up, a weed farm worker spills everything about a creepy coworker, a judgmental vegan, and literally going into labor on the job. Then, Chris plays therapist for a listener who's objected to not one, but TWO engagements in a single month, including her own little brother's. We also help a bride decide whether to invite her villain-level sister-in-law to the wedding or stage a highly organized takedown. And finally, a listener recounts the time a married Netflix “celebrity” crashed their Vegas dinner, blacked out, then accused them of theft. Spoiler: the read of a lifetime is involved. You’ll laugh, you’ll judge, and you might just Venmo yourself $200. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/135227081?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

Chris is couch-bound with a freshly wrapped ankle, a glass of wine, and a lineup of absolute madness. First up, Anastasia finds out she’s not invited to her childhood friend’s wedding after 15+ years of friendship—and it only gets messier from there. Then, Kayla calls in with a Florida vacation tale involving laxatives, IBS, and an unfortunate ocean incident… right next to a family scattering their loved one’s ashes. It’s exactly as horrifying as it sounds. Abby’s next, navigating roommate drama, financial stress, and a boyfriend who tells her to move back in with her toxic parents instead of sticking by her. And finally, Tina spills all about going to Mormon college and how that somehow led to having multiple sugar daddies… including one who worked at BYU. It’s an episode full of betrayal, bowel movements, and BYU sugar babies.Watch the video version on http://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople and catch the aftershow on http://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens, where Anastasia dishes on wild workplace drama and Tina gives us even more Mormon mess.WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/134703481?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

In this episode of Chris vs. the People, Chris recounts the DIY disaster that left him with a third-degree burn and a newfound fear of boiling water. Then, buckle up as the calls roll in with stories that are as chaotic as they are jaw-dropping: a 19-year-old flies to meet a 40-year-old Twitter scammer faking cancer, a daughter uncovers her dad’s 14-year affair with her mom’s former friend (yes, the one who showed up drunk to a funeral), a toxic friend group cancels someone over cardboard boxes, and a stepmom spins a scandalous lie to cover up her affair-turned-marriage. Lastly, we hear from a caller whose ex boyfriend scammed her and her family out of thousands of dollars. It’s trauma bonding with a side of comedy, and trust when we say…you’re going to want to hear every messy detail.WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/134188194?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

In this grab-bag of chaos, Chris kicks things off with a caller who got a table shoved into her crotch over Alfredo sauce. Then, a woman finds out her dead dog was never cremated — surprise! They’ve been cuddling a box of mystery ashes. Up next: a spa employee who had a customer die mid-bubble bath, and yes, she had to clean up everything that came out. And finally, we meet a nanny being terrorized by a four-year-old who threatened to…well, you can listen to find out. No notes, just trauma. It's death, dairy, deception, and daycare — and somehow it's still hilarious. Catch the aftershow on Patreon where things only get worse.WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/133666275?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

In this episode of Chris vs. The People, Chris taps into his nosiest instincts as listeners call in to air out their wildest dirty laundry. A woman shares how her mom iced a woman (literally) with a full cup of coffee on Christmas Eve. Another caller opens up about cutting her deadbeat dad off after years of Facebook drama and emotional chaos. And just when you think men couldn’t get any worse, one woman reveals how she caught her baby daddy cheating—while she was 8 months pregnant. Oh, and it ends with a caller spilling about her post-graduation situationship with her high school English teacher. Yeah, it’s that kind of episode.Subscribe get your detergent ready—because this is one load of dirty laundry you don’t want to miss.WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/132992815?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This might be the most unhinged episode of Chris vs. the People yet—and that’s saying something. Chris takes a call from Marvin, who’s gone no-contact with her narcissist mom after discovering her stepdad put her $40,000 in debt. Then, a caller shares a story so jaw-dropping it’ll leave your soul begging for bleach: a girl willingly slept with her biological father. Yeah. It somehow gets worse. Then, to cleanse the trauma, Chris hears from someone who accidentally gave head on Zoom during college, followed by a freshman-year bong rip gone so wrong it might’ve been laced with LSD. Just a totally normal episode…WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/132155286?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. The People, things get juicy. Chris talks with a couple navigating ten years of love — and nonstop sabotage from a fat-shaming, manipulative mother-in-law. Then, a debate over peeing in the shower nearly tears a relationship apart (yes, really). And finally, a romantic comedy-worthy tale that starts with giving a number to a hot waiter, escalates with running over a deer, and ends with a long-term partner named... Spencer. Grab a drink — it’s messy in all the best ways.SEE ME LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/131673483?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris dives headfirst into the most unhinged corner of the internet—real-life wild stories from callers that sound way too chaotic to be true (but unfortunately are). First, a woman discovers her boyfriend's insane criminal past thanks to her 15-year-old sister’s FBI-level sleuthing. Then, a girl accidentally gets her brother jumped by three guys and… never tells him it was her fault. And finally, a caller shares the story of her ex-boyfriend’s grandmother faking her own death—yes, seriously—all just to see how the family would react. Buckle up. It’s a short episode, but the trauma is long. And don’t forget to leave your own crazy story in the comments—you just might be featured in a future episode.SEE ME LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/131152813?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

In this chaotic, unfiltered episode of Chris vs. The People, Chris dives into some of the most jaw-dropping listener stories yet. First up: a seemingly normal job interview at a female-only gym takes a dark turn when the owner’s behavior gets real shady—and eventually lands him in jail. Then, Chris talks to a caller working at a hospital where workplace drama escalates into a a steamy hookup in the creepy basement tunnels. And just when things couldn’t get wilder, someone was supposed to spill about sleeping with a homeless man and getting hospitalized with throat clap... until law school dreams got in the way. The episode ends with Chris discussing if the listener is the a**hole regarding an engagement. It’s messy. It’s unhinged. It’s deeply relatable.SEE ME LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-boss-hid-in-129946322BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This episode is packed with wild twists, jaw-dropping drama, and a whole lot of chaos. Chris dives into stories from listeners that include a messy summer camp relationship explosion, quitting a nightmare job at a trampoline park, a New Year’s party that went down without the host, and the ultimate betrayal — a boyfriend who pretended to die for two years... and then texted "hey." Yep. You read that right. Buckle up — it's one heck of a ride.SEE ME LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-boyfriend-his-129399145BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This episode is pure chaos—in the best way. Chris kicks things off with a caller who recalls confronting her girlfriend’s ex-wife at her front door, voice memo receipts and all. Then, we hear about a great-grandfather who shot his mistress (yes, seriously), a girl who peed on her driveway before curb-stomping a crackhead, and a daughter who exposed her mom’s Second Life affair with screenshots ready. And to close it all out? A flirty IHOP moment with the son of a '90s pop icon. It’s unhinged, hilarious, and everything you didn’t know you needed. Catch the video version on YouTube and the aftershow on Patreon—because trust us, this isn't even the half of it.SEE ME LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens WATCH THE AFTERSHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-grandpa-shot-128814535BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

In this chaotic and laugh-out-loud fourth episode of Chris vs. The People, Chris dives headfirst into stories of messy weddings, nightmare coworkers, forbidden office romances, and wild teenage antics. From a bride telling off her drama-stirring sister-in-law to a bank employee who literally pooped on the job, this episode delivers unfiltered, hilarious, and occasionally jaw-dropping tales. Plus, a high school house party turns into a full-blown stampede, and a deeply personal story of survival takes a surprising emotional turn. Buckle up—this one’s a rollercoaster.SEE ME LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

Chris gets into a wide variety of topics in today’s episode — from calling out a mother in law, to walking out on a friendship of 15 years, to waffle stomping and sending exes to jail. As if that wasn’t enough, a sister vents about her very own sister who slept with her ex and a young woman who divulges everything regarding her dad stealing cars. It’s all over the place but in the best way possible.BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleFOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)