PODCAST · comedy
Christique
by Chris Nelson
Talentless hack Christique unjustly judges the world.
Episodes
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Don't call it a comeback!
oh procrastination thy name is me. I'm giving this year the shabby send off it deserves. Honestly it was okay just okay. Oh right check out my other podcast. "why I'm a failure" with Dean and Chris.
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Return To Form
getting back into the swing of it. recovering from the weekend. Life goes on.
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At Least I'm Losing Weight
This week feels a little rough. I am bit down from the dating apps. I felt compelled to record something anyway.
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Top Fun
This week I give a spoiler free review of Top Gun Mavric. some shows some games and a status report on the meat market.
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Chris Joins The Meat Market
I also watch Top Gun in 3D! Lost weight and cleaned up my room. Who even am I anymore?
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Placeholder To A Dream
Covid and drinking all the marijuana juice has made me feel isolated in a way I couldn't really put into words in the episode. maybe next time I'll do a beatbox poetry.
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Got Covid?
it's not bad but it's not great.
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Too Poor For Art
Shamefully I forgot to mention my dream of buying Cinnamon Toast crunch Crocs. I can not recover from this.
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Dr. Stranger New Worlds
This eppisode is about Star-trek Strange New Worlds. Stranger Things and Dr.Strange Multiverse of Madness.
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On The Mend Agian
New movies new games no prizes. I love it!
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The Bat-Man
In this late episode I get into it with Halo, Russian doll and The Batman.
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Chris Pays The Tax Man
Happy Easter btw. So yeah it was nice having money while it lasted.
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Just A Little Longer
Next time will be about conspiracies for sure.
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Chris Gets Sick
Relax it was just a head cold. I do blame it for my lack of productivity this week. Not the hours I spent getting punked in Elden Ring.
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Chris Gets A Job
I'm too tired to do this part.
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Global Warming, Meet Nuclear Winter
A small rant about the world today. the great McDonalds pull out and more.
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Food Crimes
This week I cultivated mass due to poor choices.
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Fat Scale
This week I got a scale that measures body fat. Watched a French movie and got lost in the world of Elden Ring.
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When Getting Real Doesn't Happen
This week I have a late podcast. I do short spoiler free review of Scream and The House. And Tbell myself that I'll be a better person from now on.
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Nightmare Alley
In this week's show I mostly talk about the titular movie
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Week One
Personal trainer week one. Personal accountability week one.
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Chris Joins a Gym
Sometimes you got to get back on the horse after you fall off the wagon.
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Chris Lives
Has my recent health scare made me a better person? Only time will tell
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I Turn 88
This week my brain is somewhat functional. I manage to maintain weight loss progress and take a step toward better habits.
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Old Game -
Cobra Kai, The Harder They Fall, Don't Look up. This week I reviewed all kinds of stuff.
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Time To Level Up
Another creatively bankrupt episode? Possibly, I set out to make a cast every week can't stop won't stop. I waned instead of gained in a good way. It may not seem like it but this is the start of a new chapter
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Powerless
Today so deal with a two day long blackout. But not the fun kind.
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Post Fast
Short and sweet eppisode about life after the fast and the new Matrix movie
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Hair Shirt Fast?
This eppisode is mostly a check in with my fasting life. The progress the weight loss and the mental well-being.
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Sinking Into My Goals
Its going good in Fast Land. I technically reached my goal weight! But the journey continues.
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Slow Fast
This week I mostly get into my experience with fasting. Also a hot take on Last Night In Soho.
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Buzz Kill
Some people are assholes!
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No time to die..kill?
Doom patrol, Bond, Fargo, Kind of, trying to stay relevant by being good five days a week.
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Nogg Hog
It's been another rough week. Poor choices were made but I'm finally getting back on track. Also I a few movies and give them something of a review.
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Cultivate Mass
Today I was only a little late. But have a few really good shows to recommend.
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Sick Day
Got super sick on Saturday night and couldn't record. Here is my sad attempt to make up for it. Xbox cloud gaming and more.
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Dune
Almost on time this week. More movie reviews. Halloween kills, Dune. Stuff!
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That's So Yeet
I forgot to mention the title is based on my new catchphrase. I came up with it a few weeks ago when there were some high schoolers around and I wanted to show them still hip. Anyway I think the episode was fine progress was made and YouTube stuff might be near.
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Still On Track
Midnight Mass, Star wars. I think I forgot to talk about OLD. Trying a new segment.
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The Audition
This week I went to a real live play audition. And talk about movies I will review next week because that's what the show has become. The Neon Deamon, The Voyeurs, Nocturne and I forgot to mention OLD, but watch it for next week.
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Free Guy!
This week I manage to keep up with my goals and watch a movie in the theater. Free Guy and Remenisenc are judged.
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What Is A Covid Movie?
This eppisode I talk about the downside of movies this year and make slight progress in my weightloss goals.
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Back On Track
This week I eased back into OMAD watched some sad documentaries and Neflix's Brand New Cherry Flavor.
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Black Bear
This time on Christique I review a grab bag of movies. and get depressed about being fat. Also Psychonaughts.
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M.O.D.O.K Supreme
Just a quick check in. is it going well? Not in a lot of ways but this is just a speed bump in my fatness journey.
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How Wild Are These Wilds?
Should I do a serial radio show? Are my jokes no good ever again? Are two cases of beer a day too many? And what is up with The Green Knight? I get to the bottom of some of these questions.
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One Fat Footed Step Back
This episode I tried to not be hard on myself for oink-ing it up all week. Also many movie reviews such as F9, The Jungle cruise and more.
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Two Steps Forward
Another late night drive from the cabin. And perhaps a new strategy for weight loss.
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Weed Coma
Oh this week was a doozy. I can't fully trust my reviews.
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Bad Bad Habbits
Sometimes to get to what works you have to try what doesn't, over and over. Also, review of Black Widow, Gunpowder Milkshake and Fear Street
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Talentless hack Christique unjustly judges the world.
HOSTED BY
Chris Nelson
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Talentless hack Christique unjustly judges the world.
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