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Chronically: Olympus
by Chronically Podcast
A journey through the Percy Jackson series by two curious thirty-somethings, done in entirely the right order.
Episodes
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Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 12: We Check in to C.C.'s Spa and Resort
In this one, we learn what's been wrong with us this entire time. Namely, lack of tiny whiskers and a sleek, vibrant coat of fur. Wheek wheek.
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Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 11: Clarisse Blows Up Everything
In this one, we learn that in addition to busses and planes, Percy also shouldn't travel by boat. Maybe he just isn't compatible with vehicles.
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Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 10: We Hitch a Ride with Dead Confederates
In this one, we learn that there's no point in fighting the monsters since apparently they've already won. Anyone want something from Starbucks?
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Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 9: I Have the Worst Family Reunion Ever
In this one, Luke villains most villainously, and we realize Percy is probably safe for another four years.
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Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 8: We Board the Princess Andromeda
In this one, we board a ship which is decidedly not the Love Boat or any other famous cruise liners you may have heard of. Also, fish ponies.
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Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 7: I Accept Gifts from a Stranger
In this one, we learn that taking candy from strangers in the park is acceptable and even encouraged as long as it gets you out of your chores.
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Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 6: Demon Pigeons Attack
In this one, we discover that pigeons dislike vehicles regardless of their Era of construction.
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Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 5: I Get a New Cabin Mate
In this one, Chiron gets fired! Tantalus gets hired! Percy is tired, and Tyson...was sired? Yeah sure let's go with that.
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Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 4: Tyson Plays with Fire
In this one, we learn about the perils of invasive species, do a quick eye exam, and meet yet another Jackson. No relation.
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Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 3: We Hail the Taxi of Eternal Torment
In this one, Tempest was pretty great! Super quick arrival, professional and knowledgeable about the city, though was occasionally distracted and not keeping an eye on the road. 4/5, would ride again.
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Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 2: I Play Dodgeball with Cannibals
In this one, Percy almost finishes the school year and finds out why you should never trust anyone named Joe Bob. (Our sincerest apologies to any of our listeners named Joe Bob, both for our generalization and the cruelty of your parents.)
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Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 1: My Best Friend Shops for a Wedding Dress
In this one, we dove hooves first into the sea of monsters, and all we got was a plate of weird blue eggs.
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief Full Book Discussion
In this one, we outsource our commentary to an expert guest and learn that the real lightning thief was the friends we made along the way.
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Movie!
In this one, we take a big ol detour to Nashville where we find a film almost, but not entirely unlike The Lightning Thief.
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Percy Jackson Book One, Chapter 22: The Prophecy Comes True
In this one, we celebrate endless summer with bootleg Cokes and villainous monologues. That's pretty badass, right?
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Percy Jackson Book One, Chapter 21: I Settle My Tab
In this one, we meet our father, get threatened by another father for bringing up his father, potentially curse an evil stepfather, and most importantly, try to give some father, somewhere, a new fridge.
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Percy Jackson Book One, Chapter 20: I Battle My Jerk Relative
In this one, we draw a line in the sand and unleash the hogs of war. I guess there's also a family feud but we're running out of idioms...
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Percy Jackson Book One, Chapter 19: We Find Out the Truth. Sort of.
In this one, we get dragged into Tartarus. Sort of. Then we confront Hades and convince him of our innocence. Sort of. In doing so, we resolve all the complex issues with Percy's mom. Sort of...
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Percy Jackson Book One, Chapter 18: Annabeth Does Obedience School
In this one, we wonder about why bad music would be playing at a recording studio, and then we discuss the joys of lines. Buckle up, folks, this one's wild.
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Percy Jackson Book One, Chapter 17: We Shop for Water Beds
In this one, we're hurtling right into the mouth of hell itself, but first we're gonna indulge in a bit of Procrustination...
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Percy Jackson Book One, Chapter 16: We Take a Zebra to Vegas
In this one, we debate the taxonomy of horse-adjacent creatures, and also I guess some plot things happen.
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Percy Jackson Book One, Chapter 15: A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers
In this one, we discuss with Aries the merits of using gold as currency, because screw you, punk. Sorry if we get a little aggressive...
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Percy Jackson Book One, Chapter 14: I Become A Known Fugitive
In this one, we once again get so close to cheeseburgers only to have them ripped away by both the linear nature of time and a national manhunt. Maybe in the next chapter...
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Percy Jackson Book One, Chapter 13: I Plunge To My Death
In this one, we discuss both the crushing monotony and anxiety-inducing surrealism of the American mid-west. We apologize in advance.
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Percy Jackson Book 1, Chapter 12: We Get Advice From a Poodle
In this one, we fail to have emotional conversations, fail to get advice, and fail to think of the word "Anemoia". What are we even doing?
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Percy Jackson Book 1, Chapter 11: We Visit the Garden Gnome Emporium
In this one, we chow down on double cheeseburgers and milkshakes BEFORE we get stoned. Crazy, right?
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Percy Jackson Book 1, Chapter 10: I Ruin a Perfectly Good Bus
In this one, we've got a hundred bucks, a pack of tin cans, and a dream. Let's go to hell.
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Percy Jackson Book 1, Chapter 9: I Am Offered a Quest
In this one, that's about the time we get a prophecy, nobody likes you when your dad's the king of the sea...
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Percy Jackson Book 1, Chapter 8: We Capture a Flag
In this one, the children are not only allowed to go into the woods, but use them for bloodsports. Take that, Hogwarts...
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Percy Jackson Book 1, Chapter 7: My Dinner Goes Up in Smoke
In this one, to the gods! You know, those absentee parents who can't even send us a few bucks for toiletries at the only place on earth we can live...yeah, cheers.
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Percy Jackson Book 1, Chapter 6: I Become Supreme Lord of the Bathroom
In this one, we get expository in the lavatory.
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Percy Jackson Book 1, Chapter 5: I Play Pinochel with a Horse
In this one, pour yourself up a nice cookie dough cocktail and sit down for a game with the god of whine...
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Percy Jackson Book 1, Chapter 4: My Mother Teaches Me Bullfighting
In this one, we learn that food is all-important, even foul hell-beasts can have a sense of modesty, and also that Hades is not in fact the Lord of the Dead. Sorry to our mythology enthusiast listeners...
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Percy Jackson Book 1, Chapter 3: Grover Unexpectedly Loses His Pants
In this one, we explore the rebellious significance of the color blue and find out much more about a character named Grover...hmm, seems familiar.
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Percy Jackson Book 1, Chapter 2: Three Old Ladies Knit the Socks of Death
In this one, we discuss the terrible pedagogy of Yancy, and speculate on how many feet Grover really has...
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Percy Jackson Book 1, Chapter 1: I Accidentally Vaporized My Pre Algebra Teacher
In this one, we're going on a perfectly normal field trip...record scratch...Normal? With the Brunner? No way!
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Book 7, Chapter 16: Farewell to Shadowlands
In this one, Reepicheep fights the end of time and still somehow wins. Why'd he get knocked out of the brackets again?
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Book 7, Chapter 15: Further Up and Further In
In this one, for a long while I was just a simple stable home to a well meaning donkey, but then everything changed when a giant bird demon moved in...
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Book 7, Chapter 14: Night Falls on Narnia
In this one, we learn a valuable lesson about why one should never awake a sleeping giant, at least if you enjoy having a sun...
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Book 7, Chapter 13: How the Dwarves Refused to Be Taken In
In this one, unfortunately no one can describe what a podcast sounds like, you'll just have to hope you stumble across this one and listen for yourself...
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Book 7, Chapter 12: Through the Stable Door
In this one, we meet a fascinating antagonist that will surely have a huge impact on...wait, he's gone? Where? Anyway, let's talk about Susan...
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Book 7, Chapter 11: The Pace Quickens
In this one, my eagle eyes see the vastness of time and the weight of history. Do they see victory? WHO knows. Oh wait, not an owl...
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Book 7, Chapter 10: Who Will Go Into the Stable?
In this one, one man enters, one man leaves. Is it the same man? We don't find out...
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Book 7, Chapter 9: The Great Meeting on Stable Hill
In this one, the railway service to Narnia is absolutely terrible, and I could write pages and pages about it, but I won't...
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Book 7, Chapter 8: What News The Eagle Brought
In this one, a friendly eagle brings news about that collapse of a civilization that has stood for thousands of years, heralding the end of an epoch and possibly the world itself...but also day hikes are nice!
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Book 7, Chapter 7: Mainly About Dwarfs
In this one, we ponder the intricacies of dwarf society and which 2024 presidential candidate they would vote for...who courts the manakin vote?
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Book 7, Chapter 6: A Good Night's Work
In thith one, we go on a daring rethcue attempt to get Jewel back from hith captorth. Thhhh, we're being thneaky.
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Book 7, Chapter 5: How Help Came to the King
In this one, we must go to the lost places of the world and retrieve the rings of power, so that we can...um...Aslan what are you doing? Oh well, at least we have sandwiches.
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Book 7, Chapter 4: What Happened That Night
In this one, Tirian is just about knee high to a Narnian mouse, which is half the size of a Narnian beaver, which in turn is half again the height of a hare, who's younger than the person to the right hand of the old lady...will we solve the absurd word problem that is this chapter? Listen and…
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Book 7, Chapter 3: The Ape in its Glory
In this one, we need more nuts, and less garlic and onions...apparently. It wouldn't be my first culinary choice, but the book is what it is...
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A journey through the Percy Jackson series by two curious thirty-somethings, done in entirely the right order.
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