Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Lazlo is angry this morning. Men, AND WOMEN, please stop wearing sandals. SlimFast has a big, fat crush on Kouri Richins, and Josh Vernier agrees that Witt is killing it in the Royals. Hot or rich? Shawnee Mission High Schools are pushing back against the Department of Education. Did we get solid proof that Bigfoot is real? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo is NOT a fan of the sourdough Chiefs schedule release. RIP Brandon Clark; Maybe don’t accuse a guy of trafficking kratom. Eminem’s ex-wife is looking a little… rough. PLEASE make sure your dating app picture is updated. The guys place their sports bets, and SlimFast is apparently the new star of The Bear. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast are sick, golf is impossible, and a guy exploded in an airplane engine. Lazlo tiptoes around hantavirus talk after his controversial COVID takes. SlimFasts’ TERRIFIED of teenagers, and Lazlo would just set them on fire. The Church of Lazlo is open to promote propaganda! And let the people own an airline! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast sit down with Nate Bukaty to talk about his journey through radio and the path that led him to Apple TV. Bukaty gets the guys excited for soccer, talks about Kansas City history, and gives a look into his writing process for his book Perfect Pitch. You see him for his book signing at Rainy Day Books on Thursday, May 28th.

SlimFast has what fibromyalgia probably feels like, and Lazlo is upset about an Olathe Schools policy. Is hantavirus going to be the new Covid? Prison would be better than the high school boys locker room. Porn has influenced the guys a LOT, and Lazlos’ son tried standup for the first time. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Dianna Russini is a HOT name, and Lazlos' raging over school paperwork. Where are all the forks? And don't risk your life over sprite. Have you ever been dry humped? Karens are BACK! Lazlo and SlimFast talk to Royals Insider Josh Vernier about the recent Royals games and player injuries. If you donate your body to science, be aware that they'll probably be blown up in a La-Z-Boy. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Unless Tech N9ne is opening, Chacho is not interested in the big concert coming up. Lazlo is SHOCKED at Summers’ lack of direction. A Mom kicked a kid at a youth football game, and the FedEx Killer got the death penalty. Would you make your mom sit in the backseat for your mom? Lazlo has aspirations to be a pimp, and Kansas City is now the worst performing city when it comes to the World Cup. RIP Ted Turner. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Someone not hearing you might be the ultimate defense. The GameStop CEO sounds exactly like you’d expect a GameStop CEO to sound. SlimFast doesn’t own any luxury brands, and the guys think a travel vlogger is a massive baby. Ever passed a kidney stone? Slim’s already planning Lazlo’s son’s grad party. How many Catholic priests are actually pedophiles? And Britney Spears has pleaded guilty. Lazlo also responds to Reddit about artists pulling back from concerts. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Lazlo would OWN high school sports (if he was on the girls team), and cannot deal with SlimFasts small talk today. There are so many horse girls. Amazon is the new Temu. SlimFasts’ grandma was a WHORE, and the Church of Scientology wrote Lazlo a personal note. A 50 Day Bender is not very impressive. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast sits down with his lawyer-brother-dad, Joshua Mathews, to talk about his journey into law, break down common misconceptions surrounding high-profile trials, and dive into the realities of divorce. You can find him at www.mathewsgrouponline.com. To send in questions to ask Joshua during Mondays’ show, message @ChurchofLazlo on Instagram.

Drugs are making Lazlo forgetful, and he is VERY uncomfortable when comedians bomb. Lazlo's son can no longer eat cream cheese because of Epstein. Lazlo' s pretty content with the white-thing he has going. Katy Perry is in hot water AGAIN! Lazlo would like a penis show from SlimFast. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo put SlimFasts’ puppy in a trashcan. A woman unleashed a bunch of bees to avoid eviction. Mike Vrabels’ ‘emergency meeting’ with his wife sounds like hell, and the new details about D4vds’ arrest is crazy. The guys talk Royals with Josh Vernier. There's an alleged weed monopoly in Missouri, and you should ALWAYS watch the first episode of a show before jacking off. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Please excuse Lazlo while he takes his morning drugs. What's something you learned too late? James Comey is indicted, and the guys go on a rant about the royal family. President Lincoln was throwing around a major penis. We’ve all dated someone who we thought would stab us. Lazlo knew it was over when he had to get rolled oats. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast debate…clocks? Feral kids are probably not too happy. SlimFast pooped in a purse to feel loved, and the guys brainstormed how to get away with killing someone. Lazlo gives 60 second advice. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts’ wife secretly hates that he takes her car to work. If you want to make money, rob the dorks at the Pokemon store. Celestes’ cause of death was released, and Mr.Beast is in hot water. Josh Vernier talks about the latest Royals losses. SlimFast censored Lazlo. Lazlos’ opening a new strip club called ‘The Blue Circle.’ Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Morning people get way more respect, and we should have more trade schools. Lazlo and SlimFast are going to open a new building; a hybrid of bars, batting cages, and cobblers. Highschoolers in Topeka took the weinermobile to prom. Some people just show their vagina and poop on the playground. Tipping is out of control. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo makes fun of SlimFasts’ zits and Summers' hair roller. Nothing's worse than a cheater who doesn't win. D4vd was BAD at covering up his crime, and the Royals are finding ways to lose. Do we want a guy from Ohio State running the country? Lazlo feels bad for not comforting Charlize Theron. Jami Gertz has the best sex scene of all time. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Jon Ham has good advice. No one remembers Harry Caray. D4vd was FINALLY arrested, and Lazlo wants to stop talking about dead kids. Did Brock Lesnar actually retire? SlimFast wishes you a happy 4/20! Lazlo does not. Everyone is from Virginia, and crime rates are down due to (probably) abortion. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Christian Rock bands are fighting with churches, and Slim is confused by influencers. Lazlo would shoot SlimFast if he was drafted into war. “Secretary of War,” is not a cool title at all. Lazlo is the original founder of the manosphere, and the guys talk to Vern. Hegseth quoted our opening intro. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo is sleeping with Slims’ mom, and tells the stories from his record label. RFK Jr collected a raccoon penis. If it's not on The Risk map, Lazlo doesn't know where it is. Does diet coke cure cancer? Lazlo and SlimFast argue about tax day, and Slims’ moving to the middle of nowhere to a trailer. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts ‘candy’ is gross. Lazlo is adamant he can win a fight against a female pro-fighter. A guy roleplaying as a wizard broke into a house in California. Lazlo HATES Summers; Sushi Bake. A deputy was found scrolling on Sexy Singles, and Katy Perry allegedly assaulted Ruby Rose. Lazlo buys man yogurt, not chick yogurt. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Don’t use your divorce attorney as a therapist. Lazlo wants the doctors to push him in the water, and could probably make the High School JV Golf Team if he tried. SlimFast LOVES it when fireworks go wrong. CVS should round DOWN for sick children. A man set a lady on fire, and there's a bill trying to get kids off social media. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Kids pick up on a lot. Is Mike Vrabel cheating? Everybody's shaking each other's shacks. Lazlo HATES space wizards, and the Royals are moving downtown. Mayor Q, listen to Lazlo and put a casino in Kansas City. New game! Melania or Latka from Taxi? There was a stand-off AND someone got run over by a bearcat. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Is AI going to allow a 3-day work week? Lazlo and SlimFast don’t think so. It’s a win-win that Jason Whitlock talked crap on-air. Lazlo lost his job after hitting a guy with a phone. SlimFast found out the salary of the guy who burned down the California warehouse. ANOTHER hooker got arrested, and the Ketamine Queen was arrested. The guys talk Royals with Vern, and discuss Iran. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts’ job is to make Lazlo comfortably high. Lazlos’ not afraid to punt Twister, and explains his big experiment for America. The guys have never been so excited for GOLF. Is there a ceasefire? The replacement for Steven Colbert was finally announced. Daddy’s giving Slim a baseball. Lazlo can’t wait for Juggalos and MAGA people to meet. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo got an MRI, and MICHIGAN WON! SlimFast promises to stop talking about Nancy Guthrie. Does getting on Ozempic cause divorce? A school board member was caught on mic calling a student hot. There's a huge rise in AI artists and AI Ads. Aliens have been confirmed to be totally real, and SlimFast has joined a new club! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Jesus probably missed a couple Thursdays of praying. If you’re a celeb and came out as a Republican, you automatically have an advantage. There's a real life Dexter, and Lazlo places his bets on the championship tonight. Lazlo and SlimFast CANNOT hear. How much is it to buy a house, nowadays? Alcatraz is possibly re-opening, and the guys are very pro-divorce. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

How much does it cost to get a 90’s equivalent of a 3k car? Legal driving ages are confusing. What things did you like as a kid? SlimFast and Summer roughly explain Lazlo the recent Lawrence drama. Tiger Woods’ DUI bodycam footage was released. A new parenting hack is going viral that will stop your kids from having tantrums, and Lazlo gives the weekend sports bets. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo refuses to share his doctor with SlimFast, and Lindsey Mac (from Fleetwood Mac) got attacked. Would Lazlo recommend joining the army? The guys talk to Josh Vernier about the Royals. Lazlo HATES space and wizards. SlimFasts’ house is getting foreclosed on, and he's moving in with Lazlo. Lazlo gets forced into a Birthday celebration (and even puts on a party hat). Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

DTF St. Louis is completely unbelievable. There's HAS to be an increase in teachers who have sex with their students. Alan Rickamn was not the best singer, and Barbie Dream Fest is the new Willa Wonka experience. Most people are not okay with you killing their dad, and Lazlo's adamant that the government should give everyone a living stipend. Would you eat a nail for $15 million? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

A thousand dollars gambling is not that much. Tiger Woods got a DUI. SlimFast and Lazlo respond to Reddit. Do people actually enjoy getting up early? And who is putting their penis on people at Wholefoods? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

We wanted a four-day work week, not five. Lazlo tells the story of finding out his sister was a STEP-sister. Lazlo's in someone's dream blunt rotation. Why do people in Michigan sound like they're from Chicago? There's new audio of Bryan Kohberger talking about the murders. What are some lessons adults need to learn? Disappearing for 24 years doesn't seem too bad. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo is fighting to get money for his kids' college. What's the difference between magic underwear and a rosary? Lazlo used to bully a girl when he was 7. When was the first time Lazlo and SlimFast saw a vagina? Meta was sued TWICE in the past couple of days. Should restaurants have dress codes? Lazlo and SlimFast talk to Vern from 96.5 The Fan about the Royals. Lazlos' is not threatened by meeting the parents. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

'The Business’ is hard to stay in. Lazlo feels bad for the drunk suburban dad that got beat up by Alan Ritchson. Lazlo finally bought something about Temu. Sora AI is going away, and streaming services to watch baseball are getting out of control. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Iran. Slim was ‘a little bummed’ when Ozzy died. There is a rise in people pushing their spouses off cliffs, and Lazlo places his sports bets. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo can’t access a college fund because of his ex-wife. In the beginning, Lazlo had no clue that Nick Wright and him would be so close. No matter how rich you are, we all still have to take out the trash. Lazlo and SlimFast deeply debate the mechanics of arresting a quadruple amputee. Golden Coral is not all that it's hyped up to be, and Slim never visited the little person he beat up in the hospital. Was Nancy Guthries’ s abduction intentional? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

We’re back from spring break! The Veterans hat SlimFast got Lazlo saved him SO MUCH money. It’s hard traveling with a teenager. ABC is losing a ton of money with cancelling the Bachelorette, and KU took a huge loss. There's Barbies with Fentanyl in Independence, MO? SlimFast rants’ about being a dad for a week, and gives his true-crime updates. Lazlo does NOT believe Chappell Roan. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Is Lazlo nervous about his kid traveling alone? Lazlo's pro people joining the manosphere. The guys talk about pooping (and masturbating) while traveling with your family. No matter how cool you are, your kids will always think you're a dork. Would you keep driving if you hit someone on an e-scooter? Lazlo HEAVILY disagrees with the proposed Kansas Law to get rid of phones in schools. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast remembers when he was Lazlos’ twink, and Lazlo's involved with an investigation. Kathy Ireland is now poor. How does Lazlo feel about Joe Burrow dating Jessica Alba? Why do people go on float trips?? SlimFast gives updates on the current conflict in Iran. Mike DeRosa didn’t ‘misspeak,’ he tried covering his mistake. The guys who made Ozempic are going broke. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lucky Stripes are the least of Lazlo's doctors’ worries. SlimFast has a new true crime story, and Gen Z is obsessed with JFK Jr. Lazlo has the most insane insurance story. Do the guys like self-help books and gurus? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo' s painting his house to look like a whore house. The Olympic baseball games have some really good players, like Aaron Judge. RIP Tommy Decarlo. Lazlo couldn’t care less about aliens, and Tous looks hot and miserable. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the deceased GA Teachers wife not wanting to press charges, Ticket Masters’ settlement, a new possible kidnapping scandal, Timothee Chalamets’ controversy, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Radio back in the day was STRESSFUL. If you had a crystal ball, would you rather save Nancy Guthrie or know everything about Epstein? SlimFast want’s Lazlos’ son to go to Nebraska. RIP Country Joe. Where did Alfredo come from? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about a Georgia teacher that died due to a senior prank, MCI getting shut down due to a threat, Nancy Guthrie and Iran updates, Rhiannas house getting shot at, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

A lot of people are divas in radio, and things are tense in Lazlos’ house. Lazlo doesn't care where he puts his seamen. What are the times you thought ‘you’ve made it?” Lazlo really wants the Throne one, SlimFast does not. Slim is the ‘Godfather of Kratom,’ but does not recommend 7-OH. In Headlines, the guys discuss Kristi Noem getting fired, Brittney Spears getting a DUI, new Trump allegations coming from the Epstein Files, a man robbing a store for 7-OH, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

It’d be a crime to not listen to Limp Biscuit in the morning. Lazlo gets hydrant-like puke if he takes too much kratom. Lazlo and SlimFast discover ‘low income eyes,’ ‘trailer park cheekbones,’ and ‘high body count hair.’ Would you drink with your friends? RIP Lou Holtz. Women get IBS more than men?? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Kristi Noem getting grilled, a mom who got in trouble for providing drinks to a group of kids, Pam Bondi getting subpoenaed, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

The Sopranos was HUGE back in the day. Lazlo will pay Slim $500 if Brooke calls his mother a hooker. Does SlimFast have a chance with Reese Witherspoon? Lazlo thinks he does with current-day Brittney Spears. Lazlo and SlimFast thirst over a Louisiana Mayor that slept with a 16 year old. Slims’ girlfriend was in 4th grade when he was in his 30’s (probably). In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Justin Timberlake not wanting his DWI footage getting released, the recent plane dog-fight, the US sinking an Iranian warship, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts’ wife and mother fought (again), and Lazlo and SlimFast debate (ex) in-laws. Was Jimi Carrey replaced? The airport theory is BACK! Baseball is BACK! Please stop mobile ordering, SlimFast is worried about not getting the right subway sandwich. Lazlo is dreading learning to re-walk, and SlimFasts pees’ smells like cinnamon rolls. In Headlines, the guys talk about the recent Iran attacks on US bases, the Clintons’ released deposition, the Nancy Guthrie search now being a month long, a man who tried to end it via quicksand, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

If you’re talking to someone in the hospital, maybe stay away from the phrase ‘buy a coffin.’ Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the US-Israeli strikes on Iran. Lazlo was disappointed to find no hot chicks with beads when he was in the military. There was an awkward moment on a TX local news station. SlimFast has a new True Crime story (kinda). Is Travis Kelce going to the Giants? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

The full, uncensored interview with Gavin Rossdale, lead singer of Bush. Don’t miss The Church of Lazlo Big Night Out on May 8th at Azura Amphitheater with Bush, Mammoth, and James and the Little Gun. Grab your tickets now at 989therock.com!`

Everyone has one uniting want; To jack off and get high. Have you ever knowingly given someone an STD? The guys discuss the new Kansas law affecting transgender people's ID. What's moderate masturbation? The guys get excited for baseball. Gavin Rossdale calls in! In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the Deadpool Killer having a big fan base, Hilary Clintons’ deposition about Epstein, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

If you ‘feel’ a diet coke, you’ve never smoked crack. Lazlo's son is ‘cats in the cradling,’ him. The Kansas Men's Basketball team (probably) knows where Baby Lisa is. Whores are people! SlimFast begs for a car. What is ghostlighting, and why does Lazlo and Slim love it? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Bill Gates hooking up with Russian whores, CRAZY D4vd news, a guy poisoning his roommates with bug spray, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast has a business idea for Lazlo, and we’re now #3 in America (behind a guy named Chicken wing). Whats' the thermostat game? Lazlo wants dancers to get on those poles. There's some great grunge music coming out. Lazlo places his sports bets. Should Slim bring back country physic? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Trump's State of the Union, US Men's Hockey, a strip club that moved right next to a kids’ dance studio, the two deputies who were shot and killed in Missouri, and much much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!