Chutch McGillicutty

All about that Shmoney life Download for free on The Artist Union

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Made up this country song as I was singing it sometime back in 2009 Download for free on The Artist Union

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Kael Jenkins ft. Chutch McGillicutty Download for free on The Artist Union

[Intro: Chutch McGillicutty] Hey girl I got a question for ya... [Verse 1: Chutch McGillicutty] You wanna Tit-Waggle? Let me show you how its done Just stick out your chest And start to have fun That's all you go to do But for the sake of this song Let’s all play along… First you got to giggle Ain't no frowns aloud Then you start to jiggle Pull down your blouse Let those puppies wriggle Let it all hang out And really start to wiggle Now the shit is going down Imagine that your nipple Is a crayon And start to scribble All around Let the ripples Compound If ya started with a nickel Now working with a pound Cucumbers now a pickle Unencumbered by sound Waterfall is now a trickle And the square is now round Every touch is a tickle And every nudge is profound Don’t pick up your dribble Bounce it on the ground Swing it to the wing for a triple If you miss I’ll rebound Hey girl let me get a nibble On them tits I think I could drown [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] This has been a real tit-waggler If your tits are big it’ll make your back hurt Flopping all around causing quite the clatter Up and down and out, clockwise and even backward [Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty] Tits poppin' out Swangin' all around Big torpedo titties And tits that are round Some nipples have bars Some nipples have rings Some nipples are large Some nipples are pink I wish I could make a chart It really makes you think Tit-waggling is an art You gotta keep em in sync It comes from the heart And will take you to the brink You ride on the swell And then you fucking sink Lose yourself and find yourself In the fucking moment From point break to the matrix reloaded Keanu Reeves was the coldest Forgot how to wiggle them tits Now he's out the muthafuckin' biz Please hold this While I pour this In your cup Did you notice Lil’ ole miss What a slut Big ole tits Good Lordy I want to fuck Girl blow this Deepthroat it Way ta suck I bust a fuckin' nut You know this Its just like Chutch Well yeah he fucking wrote this He so clutch Got it locked up like Fort Dix He’s too much And he wants more tits [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] This has been a real tit-waggler Future past and now before during and after Flopping all around can’t you hear the laughter Left and right and in clockwise and even backward [Outro: Chutch McGillicutty] Tits are floppin', Tits are wagglin' Tits are poppin', and none are saggin' Those tits are whoppin’, these tits are clappin’ Those tits are droppin’, but they all are wagglin’ Download for free on The Artist Union

Started it back in 2007, never gonna finish it Download for free on The Artist Union

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I recorded this track a couple minutes after the first one and then went back to sleep Download for free on The Artist Union

I was real hungover, still drunk from the night before Download for free on The Artist Union

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I can whatever the fuck I want to... Cause I'm an oil tycoon in Arabia!!! Download for free on The Artist Union

That's just life, it's tit or miss Download for free on The Artist Union

Freestyle about Genghis Khan recorded by Chutch McGillicutty & Kael Jenkins in 2012, or maybe it was 2013, I can't remember Download for free on The Artist Union

[Intro: Chutch McGillicutty] Hey what’s up?... Didn’t I meet you the other night?... Yeah, up at the Fox… That show was dope, right… Yeah, you was all dressed all crazy and shit huh?... Like glowsticks... Yeah, I remember you now… Hey, we dip some molly together?... I don’t remember either… Shit got real crazy… Anyway, what you doin’ today?... Oh you just hungover?... You gonna back to sleep or what?... I know what would make you feel better… Yeah, you know too don’t ya… Come on then, let’s roll… You can take that shit to go… You know you ain’t gonna eat it all anyway… Shit... [Bridge: Chutch McGillicutty] You so young But you in your prime You so dumb But you so fine You’re what I want I’ve made my mind There’s something ‘bout this part of the city [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] Sunshine, ass and titties That’s all I’m seeing Up here on the hill (feelin' kind of ill) So young and so pretty And I’m not leaving Until I’ve had my fill (up on the hill) [Verse 1:Chutch McGillicutty] I fucking love this part of town Superwhores are all around On every block Up and down Pussy galore And tits abound Neon sports bras Yoga pants Swimsuit Tops Ginormous cans Marker X’s On their hands So many walks of shame On the hill In this game It’s for real It’s a train With a new train car added every year Tacked on to the very rear Check out Mary’s derrière Right over there, try not ta stare She caught you looking, but she don't care I'd give my life just to be her chair [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] Sunshine, ass and titties That’s all I’m seeing Up here on the hill (feelin' kind of ill) So young and so pretty And I’m not leaving Until I’ve had my fill (up on the hill) [Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty] Kinda buzzed Smoking bud And edibles Holy Fuck Look at her butt It’s incredible Think I’m in love With this slut Pants kind see thru Bet you go to CU No shit, me too How ‘bout me you Go grab a drink at The Sink Oh you only 19 I got some rum and coke I think [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] Sunshine, ass and titties That’s all I’m seeing Up here on the hill (feelin' kind of ill) So young and so pretty And I’m not leaving Until I’ve had my fill (up on the hill) Download for free on The Artist Union

[Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] Hashbrowns and grits And tits And big tits Hashbrowns and grits And tits And big tits [Verse 1: Chutch McGillicutty] That’s all I really need That and a little bit of pussy And some weed I guess You know 2 relieve the stress Boudreaux shoots you in the chest And then kicks you in your head I gets no rest Feelin cracked out like Delonte West But I’m glad to be alive, hashtag blest Headed down Hillcrest Turn west up into the Greek fest This chick’s a mess But she got sweet breasts Half dressed Hair like a birds nest Almost dreads Gonna do my best to make her say yes [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] Hashbrowns and grits And tits And big tits Hashbrowns and grits And tits And big tits [Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty] That’s all I really need But it’s not all that I want Sometimes I go fishin’ Sometimes I go hunt But I’m always on a mission Looking for some cunt Sometimes I get some Sometimes I get none And if I happen upon a blunt Yeah I’m probably gonna blaze it up Get high as fuck and go try my luck With the sluts, jump in my truck And hit the cuts try not to hit the curbs Cause I’m kind of drunk and I reek of ‘erb In the burbs and in my trunk There’s a pound of skunk No cops or else I’m fucked But I’ll take that chance to get my dick sucked [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] Hashbrowns and grits And tits And big tits Hashbrowns and grits And tits And big tits [Verse 3: Chutch McGillicutty] That’s all I really need So I go to Denny’s Rolling ten deep My missions completed While you feeling conceited Cause you didn’t get seated Don’t get heated You ain’t being mistreated Chill the fuck out or beat it You didn’t write the fuckin edict And even if you did Ain’t no one here gonna read it You don’t matter and neither do I It’s just bullshit chatter till the day that you die And that’s why I can look up at the sky and smile I’m just tryin’ to have fun till I say goodbye I run a mile a day so I can stay in shape Got some healthy ass food always up on my plate Well most of the time cause I could go for a steak The best parts the fat make no mistake [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] Hashbrowns and grits And tits And big tits Hashbrowns and grits And tits And big tits [Bridge: Chutch McGillicutty] Hashbrowns, grits, and tits that’s all I need That and a little bit of bit of pussy Hashbrowns, grits, and tits that’s all I need That and a fat ass blunt of weed Hashbrowns, grits, and tits that’s all I need That and a little bit of bit of pussy Hashbrowns, grits, and tits that’s all I need That and a fat ass blunt of weed [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] Hashbrowns and grits And tits And big tits Hashbrowns and grits And tits And big tits Download for free on The Artist Union

[Verse 1: Chutch McGillicutty] There’s 3 things in my life that I need Peace, Love,… and titties Living in the city Feeling kinda shitty Wondering what I’m doing with life Getting home late from work my dogs pissed I take him outside so he can handle his biz Look up at the stars while we pissing in the yard What the fuck is the point of all this? A slave to the system by my own conviction I’d rather be fishin’ Fuck ambition Forget the competition I wanna go missin’ By my own volition …so I can find… [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] Peace… Love… …and titties I want Peace I need Love And titties up in my mug Peace… Love… …and big ole’ titties I need Peace I want Love And big ole’ jiggly jugs [Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty] I’m tired of freaks I’ve run through whores I found my peace But I want more Love is what I’m looking for From the ceiling to the floor You so appealing What’s your story? Too bad it’s a fuckin’ bore Another dumb bitch, shut the door Finding love is a fuckin’ chore Just open up, why you gotta front Be yourself and lets have fun Fuck your friends They some fucking cunts Trying to cockblock what we want Crabs in a bucket It’s a fucking shame Some thangs ain't gonna ever change But if you don’t worry And you don’t’ complain Just say fuck it and do your thang (you’ll find) [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] Peace… Love… …and titties I need Peace I want Love And titties up in my mug I want Peace I need Love And big ole’ jiggly jugs Peace… Love… …and big ole’ titties [Verse 3: Chutch McGillicutty] She’s gotta be cool Got’sta have wits Has to have an ass that never quits And if she has nice tits It’s icing on the cake Especially if They torpedo shaped [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] Peace… Love… …and torpitties I want Peace I need Love And titties up in my mug I need Peace I want Love And big ole’ jiggly jugs Peace… Love… …and titties Download for free on The Artist Union

[Hook: Crow’impin, Chutch McGillicutty] Come on baby I know your feeling me lady And all the things I want to do to you Come on baby I know your feeling me lady So let’s go back to the room and screw [Verse 1: Chutch McGillicutty] Do you want to? What do you say I don’t have all day …okay That was easy as pie I knew it when I looked you in the eye And you put your hand on my thigh I put mine down your mini skirt From behind Slid inside Dripping wet Tight and fine Oh my God I think I cried Put you on my shoulders piggy back ride And took you to the lift to floor 35 [Hook: Crow’impin, Chutch McGillicutty] Come on baby I know your feeling me lady And all the things I want to do to you Come on baby I know your feeling me lady So let’s go back to the room and screw [Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty, T.Y.L. B.] Open up the door and I open you wide Spread eagle on the bed while you giving me head You clutching on those sheets Do you like ‘em? (They’re Polo, They’re Polo) Not a big deal but it great to know though Damn girl I like how you blow slow Can I film you with my Go Pro?... Well at least let me take a photo Yyu say “no-go” Then you get no more Maybe it’s time you go home …it’s a joke ho Come back over here and hop on my pogo [Hook: Crow’impin, Chutch McGillicutty] Come on baby I know your feeling me lady And all the things I want to do to you Come on baby I know your feeling me lady So let’s go back to the room and screw Come on baby I know your feeling me lady And all the things I want to do to you [Outro: Crow’impin] Come on lady Let me get my fingers in ya baby Let me touch Inside your buttch I’m so clutch This is my boy Chutch Come on baby Let me put my fingers in ya baby That’s a good one Download for free on The Artist Union

[Into: Chutch McGillicutty] Its one of them hot, sunny days outside Just cruising round town [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] It’s hot outside But it feels alright It’s hot outside But it feels alright [Verse 1: Chutch McGillicutty] Running laps round town in my ride Trying to hit gaps down between thighs Look in my eyes baby Damn, you already hate me You think I’m crazy What makes ya say that? Cause I’m hitting on the girl that’s the bachelorette Well shit, your friends all kind of fat I’m just trying to mack Get ya back to the sack As a matter of fact I fuck you up like a lab rat Pull down your skirt and let me have at that I don’t give a fuck baby You know why? You know why? (you know why?) Let me tell you why [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] Cause it’s hot outside But it feels alright It’s hot outside But it feels alright It’s hot outside But it feels alright It’s hot outside Yet it feels so nice [Verse 1: Chutch McGillicutty] I sing it twice It feels so nice… No dice, that’s what you told me Before you rode me You took my meat Now you tender like Kobe Beef Passed out on top the sheets spread-eag I guess it time for me to leave But before I do I take your cash, your clothes, and your jewels Oooh That’s kind of fucked up… But hey, I gotta get paid Gotta make that dough homie Download for free on The Artist Union

[Intro: Chutch McGillicutty] Yeah… I already told you that Bitch I already told you that Bitch [Verse 1: Chutch McGillicutty] I got a loaded gat and some crack cocaine Yeah I sold ya that, I run this game Its so plain to see that I’m the man to be The main MC The one that you claim to be Your girl came to me So I taint her V She gave brain to me I sprayed my seed Shit, I paint her teeth I aim to please But you know you can’t tame the beast It’s raining cheese When I’m slanging keys Its so strange to me These people ashamed to be Drug dealers, pimps, or whores You gotta do what you gotta do to get yours And when it rains it pours… Cheese I already told you that please You know I pack You know I sell crack You know I mack Why, cause I already told you that I was born to rap Are trees crying when they pour the sap You wanna beer? I got more on tap out back Let’s get blacked out Back out back by the tap Tap ain’t working? Buy a new tap Or get a thirty pack, how bout that? But be careful when you back out into the culdesac Take the back route cause you blacked out Watch out when you back out into the culdesac Oh wait… I already told you that [Outro: Chutch McGillicutty] But be careful when you back out into the culdesac Take the back route cause you blacked out I already told you that… I already told you that bitch I already told you that bitch I already told you that… Fuck you ho Download for free on The Artist Union

[Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] All over the world Like the AIDS epidemic (all over the world) I’m on top of your girl, no wrap I’m straight in it [Verse 1: Chutch McGillicutty] It’s a deliberate niblet Eat it up piglet Dig it Here’s my dick Lick it Sip it Spit it I don’t give a fuck Just had to bust a nut Even if it’s in a slut mutt butter face Why ya call her mutt? Cause I don’t know her race Like Miles Austin I’m causing celebration penalties Flossing Bossing round my bodyguards Got ‘em blocking for me like Dermontti Dawson By the creek James Van Der Beek Friend named Pacey Ho named Joey Just caught her giving him a blowie… Now he’s going All over the world [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] All over the world Like the AIDS epidemic I’m on top of your girl, no wrap I’m straight in it (hit the hole like Emmitt) [Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty] Kimmy Gibler eating chicken giblets Listening to Enya It’s the end of November Or December I really can’t remember But I was cutting down timber For the fireplace So I could lay down Linda And enter Damn girl, ya limber Let me stick my member In ya And send ya Inta Outer space Before I leave Without A Trace Criminal Minds CSI: NY Didn’t I Tell ya Always gotta sell up Young Rockefeller Actually fuck Rockefellers Rather be a failure Than a sellout Where’s my motherfucking bailout?... Cause the money that I owing I guess I ain’t going [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] All over the world Like the AIDS epidemic I’m on top of your girl with no wrap I’m straight in it [Verse 3: Chutch McGillicutty] But sometimes I ribbit Not like a frog Rough Rider ribbed condom On my schlong When it get long Ding Dong Cream in the middle Play your pussy like ping pong Or better yet a fiddle Ain’t no riddle It just takes a little tickle Now you sucking on my pickle While I giggle Burst then a trickle Dripping down you big ole Titties I call em “bitties” They bigger than Biggie Realer than Pac I love the way they feel I love the way they flip flop Ride me like a horse Clippity-Clop After that, get your licks locked On the very tip of my cock It feels great Like I was back in the day Getting blown on the steps at Hockaday In the same place little kinds play when its day… I’m on top off the world All over your girl (suck my cock) Download for free on The Artist Union

[Intro: Chutch McGillicutty] Oh no… How yall doing man? I hope yall enjoying these holidays The greatest days [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] Merry Christmas mutherfuckers And a happy mutherfucking New Year Merry Christmas mutherfuckers And a happy mutherfucking New Year [Verse 1: Chutch McGillicutty] You got a blank stare like a mule deer Don’t believe your eyes or your ears Surprise, I got a great idea Popeye’s chicken pot pies Do ya like what you hear Ad campaign of the year Or the century Free champagne when you mention me The graphic design by Kintjun be Classic, refined, yet interesting Trying to gauge what your interest be You know what interest me Baby girl, I wanna fuck ya [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] Merry Christmas mutherfuckers And a happy mutherfucking New Year [Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty] I got some new gear And some cash in my pocket It’s weighing me down I got to drop it Shots on Chad Just put it on my tab Throwing out money like its ‘bout to go bad Macking on a honey, trying to get her back to my pad I’m all on her pussy like a bass on a shad Feeling on her rack while I fingerblast Take her out back by the trash Fuck her without a rubber and tell her I love her [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] Merry Christmas mutherfucker And a happy mutherfucking New Year [Verse 3: Chutch McGillicutty] Steer clear of the dark beer Tastes kind of shitty Let’s drink some good whiskey I got Glenlivet Get livid in the city Not a bad idea is it? Or is it? Actually I gotta go meet a ho Late night visit Sneak off like a lizard But I got your digits I’ll call you up after I hit it Can you dig it I smash some ass and dash to the late night bash I blaze a path to the back where they got the smack and the coke Pass on the ‘H’, but blow the dope You got some ‘dro? Load a bowl Let’s go toke underneath the oak and share a couple jokes while smoke I barely awake, but I feel great I’ll probably feel pretty shitty the next day though [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] Merry Christmas mutherfuckers And a happy mutherfucking New Year Merry Christmas mutherfuckers And a happy mutherfucking New Year Merry Christmas mutherfuckers And a happy mutherfucking New Year Merry Christmas mutherfuckers And a happy mutherfucking New Year [Outro: Chutch McGillicutty] I hope your year’s filled with some happy mutherfucking times I hope this 2011 is a fucking… I don’t know what rhymes So fuck it Download for free on The Artist Union

[Verse 1: Chutch McGillicutty] Oooh... Drinkin’ on a hand grenade The streets of New Orleans Somewhere on Canal I was kind of fucked up when I left (unintelligible mumbling) I found you on a street corner throwing up You looked real fucked up But I could tell that you would like to fuck Drink some mouthwash and then you start to suck Oooh, girl I take you in the parking lot At Chrome Denny’s Let me get in it and let me break you off [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] Girl, I wanna take you to Chrome Denny’s at 2 in the motherfucking morning And if that ain’t open, I’ll take you to the other spot by the Exel Inn The food’s not as good, but I don’t give a fuck, whatever it takes to win [Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty] Oooh baby, I found you lying on the curb passed out Legs wide open, so I closed them I snuck a peek real quick You didn’t have no panties on But it was shaved, it looked good Baby, I wanna take you home And then we bone And before or after that I wanna go To motherfucking Chrome Denny’s I don’t care if it’s 5 in the morning That’s what I wanna do, I wanna get you moaning And take you to Denny’s [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] I wanna take ya to Chrome Denny’s I wanna take ya to Chrome Denny’s And then I take you home and get in it Oooh, baby You need to drink some water You need to wake up And then I’m gonna take ya Back to my home and put your ass to sleep [Verse 3: Chutch McGillicutty] Oooh, I wanna take ya to Chrome Denny’s I wanna take ya there, get some hashbrowns and grits A couple eggs sunny side up, and then I wanna see your tits And bang you in the bathroom in the back of Chrome Denny’s You know I wanna take you I wanna take you all over the world But girl, first I wanna take you to Chrome Denny’s It’s on the other side of 35 I… I just wanna take you to Chrome Denny’s Or maybe even Ropolo’s But that’s another song right there That’s another song Oooh girl, I can’t take you there I just wanna take you home and bone Until 8 in the morn Call a cab for you Baby you so fine Oooh... I wanna take you I wanna take you I wanna take you to Chrome Denny’s Its right over there You know you want to You say no I’m gonna take you there I don’t care Listen We can get a good deal, I know the chef Yeah, it’s my boy Hector We can get at least half off I’ll still tip the waitress pretty good maybe If she gives me a little bit of extra gravy That’s how it goes 2 in the morning, all kinds of shady ass cities All kinds of shady cities I wanna feel on your big fat titties Chrome Denny’s Toe you under the table Stick my toe under the table Download for free on The Artist Union

[Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] It’s the return of the Chutch Return of the Chutch (he’s back) Return of the Chutch (and he’s strapped) It’s the return of the Chutch [Verse 1: Chutch McGillicutty] I done drank too much, throwing up black But I’m glad to be back I just smoked some crack as a matter of fact Fuck food, drugs is my only snack And big boobs, your bitches rack On this vicious rap I attack all politicians Republicunts or Democraps I got a mission to fuck yall up with my demo raps Then go fishing, drink a six pack of Pabst My past filled with bad decisions and lots of laughs My future, probably prison tryin’ to stack cash But I don’t give a fuck what’s coming up cause I’m back It’s the return of the Chutch [Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty] Return of the Chutch Out of a rut in a rush Just wanna bust a nut inside the cut of a slut With bigger boobs, fishnets and stripper boots Landing strip if I had to choose At the strip club, it’s all nude This bitch’s pussy looks tight, but you know she loose Get her in my ride and get head while we cruise Confirmation, touchdown I win, you lose Ain’t ya heard the news Chutch is back It’s the return of the Chutch now It’s the return of the Chutch, wow Talking about himself in third person Motherfucker’s crazy (Crazy as hell) [Verse 3: Chutch McGillicutty] It’s the return of the Chutch I don’t give a fuck Luck has nothing to do with it It’ll ruin it Howl at the moon a bit Like a lunatic I’m a dog I bring it ruff, ruff, raw Girl take my paw While I take off your bra I’mma break ya off While we listen to Tim McGraw Indian Outlaw Grinning till I fall Are you friends with me or enemies All yall can suck my balls and die In your sleep or wide awake And either way I’ll be slangin’ my tapes at your wake [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] It’s that return of the Chutch It’s the return of the Chutch It’s the, It’s the return of the Chutch [Verse 4: Chutch McGillicutty] I got the Midas touch It’ll make the girls blush Get flushed, and fuck They all love me like a grade school crush After just one brush with the back of my hand My life’s a beach, sitting in the sand, getting tan Your life’s a bitch, buried in debt to the man Fuck Uncle Sam, I don’t give a damn Is that a gram? (yes it is) [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] It’s the, It’s the return of the Chutch (It’s the return of the Chutch, It’s the return of the Chutch) It’s the, It’s the, It’s the return of the Chutch [Verse 5: Chutch McGillicutty] This game is crippled I’m here to kick out the crutch Blow it up like a thermobaric missile Turn your brain to mush I don’t cause ripples I make tsunami Wreck your spot Like Ronnie Lott, in my drop top Girls see me and their tops drop Them big natural knockers you got Are some real jaw droppers, dear God Got me gawking like a stalker Oh shit, I just clipped a clitty copper U-turn, empty my clip, I pop her Drop her real proper I’m a chart-topper, a show stopper Get more critical acclaim than that movie Hurt Locker You just a lame bitch and a cock blocker I put your neck to the whirling blades of a chopper Another early grave, ain’t no shocker You dead Then I kick around your head playing soccer R.I.P Dennis Hopper Your death was real sad But this ain’t about you, it’s about Chad It’s the return of the Chutch Download for free on The Artist Union