CHUX MIX DAILY PODCAST

Today...Swifties want to know...will Taylor's cats be part of the wedding....and...Do you know a couple that included their pet in their wedding? A Pet Piglet Throws Fit When He's Scolded For Misbehaving ... a Man Writes A Theme Song For His Dog, "Large Marge" ... a Woman Trains Her Goldendoodle To Play The Piano For A Cookie ... and a Woman Reveals Her 25 Year-Old Chihuahua's Diet ...

Today...and upday on the Travis/Taylor wedding...Coach Anduy Reid weights in...Phil MCCrackin tells us about another famous couple in "love'...a Woman Trolls Husband By Claiming She Is Changing something about herself...A Woman Left Speechless When Her Husband's Mistress Calls Her While In Labor ....best excuses for being late for a date...and what runs up a red flag with J'Lo!

Today...Dumbest Reasons People Had To Go To The Emergency Room ... Woman Reveals "Straight To Jail" Millennial Phrases That Need To Be Retired ... Gas Price Solutions Episode 3: Drive Exclusively In Neutral" ... a Woman Annoys Her Mother With The 'Calm Down' Phrase...and strange things that happen on "the night shift"

Today Phil McCrackin explains why Red Lobster Servers Hate Endless Shrimp Deal .. Lou Safterafew tells us Doritos has launched a new nationwide contest where they are inviting fans to build famous landmarks out of their chips...Fortune magazine says Kraft has created TSA-compliant Ranch dressing travel kits for obsessed World Cup soccer fans...World Cup soccer fans are complaining about the concession prices at games ..Caviar topped tater tots cost $75 ..Twinkie cheeseburgers are selling for $22 ..Man Explains Why Iced Coffee Is His "Emotional Support Drink..

Today...when does summer in the city turn into "bummer" in thew city? Cruises gone "wrong", People who think they can sing...and a Doofus woman with "Mom Brain"!

Today is the birthday of the Green Berets and the FCC ...and we celebrate both in song! Plus to honor DAD,,,"DADDY IN THE WILD: A Father's Day Safari Adventure" ...DOOFUS DAD says he wouldn't trade his wife for another woman, but he would trade her in for a new motorcycle. Blaming Dad when kids go wild! And a special Father's Day Musical Tribute!

Today...Phil McCrackin says Taylor Swift is allegedly planning a surprise wedding performance for Travis Kelce. ... Zoë Kravitz and Harry Styles recently got matching ________ A woman finds Mr. "Righte" while waiting in line for a porta-potty,,, and our Doofuses (Doofi) of the day....Every TikToker That Has A Hot Take On Jelly Roll's Divorce!

The NY Post says a California resident is wanted by the police for gluing 200 school classroom doors shut during finals week last month..."Economy Gone WILD!!!" ... Gas and grocery prices have reached record highs with no signs of relief anytime soon...College Grad Crashes Out Because He Says His Masters Degree Is Useless Because No One Is Hiring ...Woman Fears She Will Morph Into A "Valley Girl" After Moving To Los Angeles ... and Woman Explains Why People From The Country Are Just As Smart As Other People !!!

Today Phil McCrackin tells us about a New Drug That Could Fight Ozempic Butt And Other Unwelcome GLP-1 Side Effects...Red Lobster Giving Away Endless Shrimp For 25 Years... A listener couldn't believe it when he pulled up to a child's lemonade stand and they were charging $2.50 per glass....and a Woman Debunks The Myth Claiming "Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels"

PHIL MCCRACKIN Tells us aboiut Doofus Teen Daredevils Now Riding eBikes through Walmart ..Proving it can happen to anybody, King Charles was the victim of a "bird dropping" ... Cluless Soccer watchers, soccer moms and..."Do Americans Actually Care About The World Cup?" Plus a musical salute to the man who yells..goooooooaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll!!!!

Today Nicholas Galitzine, aka He-Man and Dolph Lundgren On 'Masters Of The Universe... RuPaul on his film, 'Stop That Train'....Sigourney Weaver and Pedro Pascal talk, about bringing 'The Mandalorian' to the big scree...Plus...listener reviews on Scary Movie; J'Lo's new flick Office Romance, and more!

today top three dating deal-breakers... but. LOU SAFTERAFEW adds one to the list...a man revealing the outrageous reason he was late for a date. He explained that a submarine blocked his path ...have you ever used a strange excuse for being late? Lost tooth stories..Bride-To-Be Loses Front Tooth Days Before Wedding...and a ... A woman confronts her boyfriend after he met up with a woman from Tinder at a hotel...

Today, As Millions of teens, college students and college graduates will start new Summer jobs , do you remember yours? Why Mom Hates The End Of The School Year ... a woman wants to know who came up with the classic "news reporter voice" that all broadcasters seem to use. Dad Singing About How Stressful It Is To Be A Parent At The Start Of Summer Break ... and our Doofus of the day is a California Driver Gets Busted Speeding With BOTH Hands On Her Phone !

Today Phil McCrackin has the latest study on weight loss drugs changing our personality...funniest and weirdest complaints summertime servers say they've received from diners.' A woman does her hilarious impression of every food influencer on Earth as she does a review of an average carrot...Why Olive Garden and Red Lobster have allegedly banned employees from wearing nail polish and fake nails.

Today...it's Karen Day...Why? Because Karen said so! Have you witnessed a Karen in action? LOU SAFTERAFEW tells us about Bridal Stores Now Requiring Waivers Because Of Ozempic and other weight loss drugs...Stinky Neighbors...and a Doofus who thinks she is "The Moon"!

The National Enquirer says the Jackson family is allegedly in a fierce behind-the-scenes fight over a sequel to the “Michael” biopic...A listener review of The Mandalorian and Grogu... Marlon Wayans talks about getting the 'Scary Movie' franchise back...which hits theatres today...Jennifer Lopez On 'Office Romance...which premiers on Netflix this weekend and Brett Goldstein on getting to kiss his co-star, Jennifer Lopez...Plus Kurt Russell remembers his very first movie scene!

Today...the perils of desperate dating....arranging your shopping list to "hook up"; pranking your girlfriend, downloading aps for "free stuff" just to go on dates, L.F, I know talks about naked swan diving and...the most romantic place to "hook up" in sweet home Alabama!

Today...A Florida woman, named Katie, went viral earlier this year after she was ticketed for allegedly holding a phone in her right hand while driving. Katie promptly showed the officer that she didn't have a right hand...jokes about how embarrassed she is to tell her dates that she is a grown woman, who listens to The Jonas Brothers..another Woman Reveals "Straight To Jail" Millennial Phrases That Need To Be Retired ...and TMI Moments...people who share a little too much!

Top Argument Starters In The Kitchen .... …Todd from the "club" with our doofus of the day...a Woman Sues For Being Served Beer Battered Onion Rings...a Woman Says She Eats 150 Ice Creams A Week For A Living ...why you don't take Grandpa to Taco Bell and "What's the weirdest, grossest or funniest thing you or someone you know tops their burgers with?''

A new survey by Volvo reveals that 79% of people say their hay fever symptoms have impacted their ability to safely drive, Do you know someone, who injured themselves while sneezing? Singing Family Harmonizes About High Gas Prices At A Gas Station ... More Flip Flop Failures...a Doofus Teenager Asks Her Mom One Of The Dumbest Questions EVER ... and who came first...Superman or Marylyn?

Today...Nationwide Pet Insurance recently held a contest to find the pet with the wackiest name....Lou Safterafew checks in to tell is the winner...Crazy Cat Mom Is EVERY Cat Mom When Her Hungry Cats Form A Union To Demand Dinner Early ... 'Woman Pranks Italian Grandfather By Telling Him She's Getting Her Dog Baptized ... and Do you know a small devil dog?

Today....What the song "Choosin Texas was really inspired by...spoiler alert...it was not a man...what came first...Jello or Bond? A new survey by J.G. Wentworth reveals that 39.9% of singles have gone on a date just for a free meal...would you? Single Woman Gets "The Ick" From Men Saying "I Love Your Energy"...Man Upset That His Date Didn't Like His Rock Collection ..Woman Says Jellyfish and Her Mother In Law Have Ruined Her Honeymoon ... and...Man Trying To Save His Favorite Worn-Out Boxers From His Partner

Today, A woman says she had to cancel an Uber Eats order when she found out the order consisted of ________!! Another A I Fail...ChatGPT Confuses English And Portuguese...A teacher accidentally posted a shirtless picture of herself on Snapchat. It was meant for her husband...Boss Raps About His Lazy Gen Z And Millenial Employees ... Foul Mouthed Granny Gets Hilariously Shocked By A 'Cussing Collar' ... and Woman's Teenage Daughter Completely Misses The Irony Of Her New Job when she complains that "kids just won't listen"...duh!!!

Today, we are joined by Todd from the Club and Phil McCrackin,,,Pizza Hut Launches Drinkable Pizza...says Starbucks plans to offer baristas $1,200 in bonuses to work faster and be friendlier. ...You might be a Doofus if you order your steaks from TEMU...The Most Popular Cereal in the U.S...and ....Do you know someone, who used a cake to send a revenge message?

Today...June is the 2nd most popular or unpopular month for injuries that send people to the hospital E.R."What's the most hilarious or ridiculous reason you or someone you know has ended up in the hospital? LOU SAFTERAFEW reports on Costco’s Heated Socks Recalled After Burning People...Florida Cops Arrest ‘Donald Duck’ and two tourists are facing felony charges after driving across Florida with a dead alligator strapped to their roof.

Today...will be______ Lou Safterafew warns about picking the right Uber Driver...most unusual thing you've seen someone bring as a carry-on during a flight...Pilot Flirts with Air Traffic Control....driving pet peeves...Gas Station Crashouts: America's Favorite New Spectator Sport...how to save money and still go on vacation....and celebrating high gas prices in song

Today..June is upon us and that means not only wedding season, but Bridezilla season, Date "ick", have you experienced it, How to get back at a "cheating husband", A Doofus who tries to prank his girlfriend with "strange perfume"...and a man explains to women why men malfunction!

Today, Todd from the club tells us about a Man Drives Tesla Cybertruck Into Lake To Test ‘Wade Mode’ and gets arrested; Our Doofus of the day takes the HOA President position a tad too far, Calling in Sick and getting caught, Another thing to NOT use Chat GPT or AI for and a woman who is just sick of dumb people getting free passes to keep being dumb!

Today, Billy Bob Thornton is going viral because of his favorite snack, "What weird food combinations do you enjoy? Lou Safterafew has our Foodie Doofus of the Day, Woman Performs An Ode To Her Hot Dog , Girl Immediately Regrets Telling Her Mother That She Likes Sardines , and what came first, the Rubiks Cube or teh Apple Store?

Today...Lou Safterafew with "Cash Sniffing Dogs"; Our Doofus of the Day calls 911 to order beer; Wooden Bikini's, Animal Photobombs, and we may have found cousin Eddie from the Chevy Chase "Vacation" movies!

Today....Tom Cruise's moswt famous movie lines...''Have you ever used one of Tom Cruise's famous movie lines in real life? If so, why and how? Is JACK coming back? Jack Nicholson recently celebrated his 89th birthday and may return to the big screen. Sally Field talks about how the idea for her film, 'Soap Dish', came about...Arsenio Hall says his film, 'Coming To America', almost didn't happen. Dan Levy on the premise of his series, 'Big Mistakes', and LIVE TV...a Meteorologist Attacked By a Crab Live On The Air ...

Today...SECRET CRUSHES "Who is your forbidden Secret Crush? Why do you like them? Why can't you be with them? Plus...Man Shocked After His Wife Says She Would Never Marry A Man Like Him Again .. man, who found out his girlfriend had a secret Tinder account, catches her in a lie after he made a fake account and set up a date with her...Woman Dumbfounded By Boyfriend's Stupidity; He Misreads 'Imagine' On A Poster ... Russian Woman Grills Friend About If She's Cheated With Her Boyfriend ... and...Woman Jokes About "Caging" Her Man For Leaving His Socks Everywhere!

Today...will the Hantavirus aka the "Rat Crap Flu" be the new excuse for employees to call in sick...and what does this new "outbreak" mean for the cruise industry. Todd from the club has a doofus that tried to bring 40 pounds of weed from L.A. to Miami...and with summer job season coming up, we ponder if it is okay to "lie" on a resume or job interview!

Today...Todd from the club tells us about a food item inm short supply due to the conflict in Iran; Phil McCrackin reports on our Doofus of the Day, busted for stealing from Chic-Fil-A; What NOT to do with Cooking oil, and new entries into a "food hall of fame"...is it an honor?

Today, reports are that India Confronts Border Problems With Snakes And Crocs...Todd from teh dclub wonders if we should try that here....But Cramps....they ARE real! Woman Asks Cranky Mom Where Her "Butt Cream" Is ,,,Man Locked Inside An Audi Dealership Overnight ... and our Doofus of the Day Hangs up on the Pope!!!

In This Episode....Why Do Sons And Daughters Continue To Cheap Out On Mother's Day? What Moms REALLY Want On Mother's Day ... "50 Gifts To (Not) Get Your Mother" ... a parody of Paul Simon's "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" and The Ultimate Mother's Day Gift..picking out just the "right" card...plus...the one thing moms say they don't get enough of ...and our question du jour....I’D BE EMBARRASED IF MY KIDS EVER FOUND OUT_______

Today...Woman Gets Sweet Revenge On Cheating Husband By Taking Him Off Of Her Insurance Before His Surgery. Do you know anyone that's had to buy an apology gift for their relationship? Do you know someone who gave up something expensive in a divorce for free just so they could get rid of the other person? Grandmother Says She Thought Her Boyfriend Was Dead Because He Didn't Text Her 'Good Morning' ...and Doofus tells Drive-Thru Attendant That She Smells Good ..with his girlfriend in the car!

This week is teacher appreciation week and we honor them in our own special way... Kids Attempt To Compliment Their Teachers...teachers talk about the funniest, most embarrassing things ever seen happen in the classroom...teachers sing about their pet peeves...and a special teacher appreciation song!

OUR SPECIAL CINCO DE MAYO FOODIE TUESDAY EDITION!! L.F. IKNOW drops by to talk about the $100 Margarita, we discuss reusing food, the new McMullet Burger....Matthew McConaughey Explaining How To Make A Margarita ...and a special Cinco De Mayo Song!!!

Arsenio talks about why Prince was so hard to get a hold of ...It's Prom Season, we talk about splashy prom entrances, odd prom dates, zipper malfunctions, lost necessities, and more!

King Charles visit to the states has generated a lot of talk about possible career in standup comedy...Henry Winkler explains how big of an impact playing Fonzie on 'Happy Days'..."Michael" may be doing well at the box office, but cinemagoers are getting annoyed by people moonwalking during screenings of the new Michael Jackson biopic. Michael" Star Jaafar Jackson talks about the movie and we have a listener review! Plus...Stars of the Devil Wears Prada '2' weigh in on the film and clips from Donnie Wahlberg, Nikki Glaser and Matt Damon!

Today, socialite Phil McCrackin reports A new survey by the dating app Feeld reveals that the number of young men seeking to date older women in the past two years has jumped by 64%. A new survey by Mediabrief reveals that 44% of singles say pets help start conversations on dates. “Have you ever owned a pet that was a ‘mate magnet’ or ‘wingman’? Two Women Brawl At Funeral: The fight began when one woman saw the other lean over the coffin and say, "Love, I'm going to miss you." And...Man Has Woman Meet Him At Abandonaed Jail For Date; Then Ghosts Her ... so...Who's The Doofus?

Today..Young Woman Gets Busted Driving 22 Miles Over The Speed Limit To Buy Clothes ...and admits it...A Tale of Two Teachers...Clever Teacher Uses Queen's "We Will Rock You" To Teach Her Students The Continents and a Middle School Teacher Re-Enacts A Perplexing Conversation With His Shoeless Student ...and "What's the craziest or funniest thing you or someone you know did during a work retreat or team building exercise? Plus a Doofus who can't find his car and decides to post it on social media!

Today....Todd from the club dishes the dirt of Costco Sushi...Keto Diet Good For Fighting The Flu: A new study by Yale University reveals that the Keto Diet is good for fighting the flu... A woman switches to a male name in the DoorDash app to get delivery drivers to stop knocking on her door... UK Woman Hilariously Can't Believe How Much Sugar There Is In A Mountain Dew....Booger Boudreaux reports on a Louisiana Restaurant Caught With Roadkill In Its Freezer,,,and our Doofus of the day calls the fire department only to find out there is a dog treat in her microwave.

Pope Leo's brother, John, was recently doing an interview when he revealed that he and the Pope once appeared on Bozo's TV show on WGN. Has a family member ever exposed an embarrassing secret from your childhood that you didn't want anyone to know? Delta Flight Delayed Because Of An Alligator On The Runway ,,Pilots Frustrate Air Traffic Controller At Washington National Airport By Meowing ..Baseball fan moons over 20,000 when his pants fall down as he tries to catch a foul ball...Judge Calls Out Lying Woman {Doofus} For Driving While Virtually Appearing In Court

Today, Tod from the club tells us about a Dog Breath Sniffer Job That Pays $1,000 An Hour...Kermit, the lovable Muppet was once a ________ before he was a frog! In Arizona a Chihuahua recently saved a Shih Tzu from a coyote attack..."Do you know a small dog that suffers from the 'Napoleon complex' and thinks it's bigger than it really is? A Golden Retriever That Sounds Like A Weedwacker ....and a woman who eats dog food in order to get rock hard abs.

Today...we're talkin hook ups....A new survey posted by the Daily Mail reveals that women regret hookups more than men, largely because they’re usually left unsatisfied by the encounter. Have you ever had a hilariously embarrassing hookup that came back to haunt you? 75% of people drink alcohol before a hookup...duh...Do looks matter? A woman says she found out a man she was talking to had been arrested for being an accessory to a pawn store robbery..50% of people met their hookup partner on the same day...and more!

Today, A Woman Gets Singing Telegram From Woman Dressed Like A Pickle ... Fifth Grade Teacher Receives An EPIC Insult From A Student ... Man Talks About The Difference Between Raising A Child Now And Raising One In His Era ... why were Boston accents voted among the most popular accents in the United States? And what came first, Earth Day or King Tut?

Today Tod Turdupme tells us where we can soon buy Six-Seven’ Chicken Nuggets: Our Quetion du jour....''Have you ever eaten anything exotic, funny, crazy or weird that tasted like chicken? 5 Year-Old Girl Delivers A Presentation About Why She Should Get To Eat At Chick-fil-A ... Woman Has Scary Experience Ordering From Little Caasers ...and Hot Sauce on Pizza...would you try it?

We Hear QVC is filing Chapter 11..."What's the craziest, funniest or most expensive (useless or worthless) thing your partner has ordered from QVC or the Home Shopping Network? Tod Turdupme tgells us Amazon Employees Were Told To Work Around Dead Employee ...Phil McCrakin reports on PoliceBeing Called To Walmart To Break Up aChihuahua Fight, and Introducing "Buyagra: The Solution To Low Consumer Confidence" ...