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Cinema Tea With JV
by JV aka RedBlaqueGolden
Cinema Tea is a movie review podcast hosted by voice actor, JV Hampton-VanSant (They/She). Join her as she pours a cup of tea and dishes their opinions about various movies and TV shows, and gives each piece of media a rating based on Story, Inclusivity, Acting, Directing, Script, Themes, Pacing, Visuals, Scoring and Overall Enjoyability. Episodes will be posted on Thursdays.
Episodes
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BLUTHFEST 4: All Dogs Go To Heaven
This time around, JV and Val review the 4th installment of Bluthfest, 1989's All Dogs Go To Heaven. Topics include: Rotoscoping, Vore, and Reptiles with large labium oris. Mentioned: An Exhaustive History of Ralph Bakshi's Lord of the Rings from Folding Ideas
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Bluthfest 3: A Land Before Time (1988)
Today, JV and Val are joined by Madeline Maye, of the Land Before Time Land podcast to talk about the apparently mormon allegory, "A Land Before Time". I know, took me by surprise too! Things discussed: - Jenny Nicholson's video on ALBT - The Conflicting Ideals Of Hayao Miyazaki -Yhara Zayd...
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Bluthfest 2: An American Tail (1986)
This time, JV and Val unpack the masterpiece of a collaboration of Steven Spielberg and Don Bluth, An American Tail from 1986! Follow Val on twitter: @heyvalpetrone
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BLUTHFEST 1: Secret Of NIMH (1982) with @heyvalpetrone
Welcome to the start of Season 2: Bluthfest! Where JV and Val explore the animated works of Don Bluth. This time, they talk about "The Hidden Truths of the National Institute Of Mental Health", a delightful children's film that secretly may or may not be about the community organizing of the...
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TVTea: Sandman, Resident Evil, PLL: Original Sin
This time around, JV talks about 3 seasons of TV they saw in the last few weeks, that all happen to be pretty interesting adaptations. (A+, B, and A- respectively) This episode is largely spoiler free!
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JV rants about Batgirl
JV is quite upset about Batgirl.
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11. League Of Superpets (2022)
This time, JV talks about a childrens movie that somehow managed to be the best Superman movie of all time. (48/50)
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10. Fire Island
This time, JV goes on a Austen-tatiously GAY holiday, with Hulu's Fire Island (2022). Not to be confused with Logo's "Fire Island" series, which also dropped in 2022 but was not at all as cool. (49/50)
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9. Portrait Of A Lady On Fire
This time around, JV gets sapphic and talks about Portrait Of A Lady On Fire. Happy Pride! (46/50)
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TVTea: Umbrella Academy, Season 3
This week, JV dives deep into the Grandfather Paradox of it all with Umbrella Academy, Season 3. A-
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8. Spiderhead (2022)
This week, JV heads over to Netflix to watch Jurnee Smollett do her thang, and to watch Chris Hemsworth be a little weirdo, in "Spiderhead". (39/50)
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BookTea: "Yes, Daddy" by Jonathan Park-Rammage
This week, JV tries a new thing and reviews a book. Spoiler Alert: She hated this book. Also CW: SA, ChildSA, DV, Queer Trauma.
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7. X (2022)
This time around, JV talks about the A24 film, X. Spoiler Alert: it's NOT good. 29/50.
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6. Erzulie (2022)
This week, JV talks about the indie horror film released in June 2022, Erzulie, a film about female friendship, mermaids and murderous goddesses in the bayou. Please check this movie out! It's on Prime Video, among others. 47/50
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TVTea: Legendary S3
Listen to this episode where JV talks about their favorite reality TV Show, throws shádé at RPDR, and gets emotional about Black Trans Joy. Rating: A
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5: Wonder Woman 1984
Here it is, ladies and gentle folks, the rant you've all wanted. JV talks WW84. 10/50.
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TVTea: Hacks, Seasons 1 and 2 (kinda)
This one goes off the rails, and JV winds up making recommendations of comedians they think are actually funny. Recommendations include: Sarah Millican, Joe Lycett, Ky Krebs, Matteo Lane, Maria Bamford and Kathleen Madigan. Also Trixie and Katya.
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4: Death On The Nile (2022)
This week, JV learns that Denial is not just a river in Egypt, and that even trans girls can commit extremely bad dad jokes. Also, Sorry for the Audio Quality being rough on this one. I accidentally recorded this via my wireless headphones. -sigh- Anyway, Death On The Nile. 47/50
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TVTea: Stranger Things 4 part 1
For TV Tea Tuesday, JV talks Stranger Things 4 part 1. This is only half of a season, so no numerical rating yet. Just keep running up that hill, until we get to part 2.
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3: Last Night In Soho
Join JV as they talk about Last Night In Soho, which leads to a discussion of the "privilege" connected to fear and movies that have a weird view on s*x work. 40/50.
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Bonus: Catwoman (2004)
I unabashedly love this Campy Transfemme masterpiece. It's a 40/50 for me. Put on your kitten heels, grab your whip, and sip on a purrrrrfect white russian, "hold the vodka, hold the kahlua."
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Bonus: Elektra (2005)
A quick little bonus episode about Elektra from 2005. (38/50). Please watch Princess Weekes video on Nebula as well.
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2. Everything Everywhere All At Once
This time, JV sips an iced Chai and discusses the masterpiece that is Everything Everywhere All At Once. 50/50.
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TVTea: Heartstoppers S1
This time, JV watched Heartstoppers, and had some opinions. 50/50 Mentioned in episode: Rowan Ellis video https://youtu.be/yPu6iQMMWOQ.
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How JV's Rating System works
It's quite simple really. Only takes 4 minutes to explain.
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1: Doctor Strange In the Multiverse Of Madness
This time, JV watched Doctor Strange 2, and she had... some thoughts. 39/50. Follow JV on Twitter @RedBlaqueGolden
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Cinema Tea is a movie review podcast hosted by voice actor, JV Hampton-VanSant (They/She). Join her as she pours a cup of tea and dishes their opinions about various movies and TV shows, and gives each piece of media a rating based on Story, Inclusivity, Acting, Directing, Script, Themes, Pacing, Visuals, Scoring and Overall Enjoyability. Episodes will be posted on Thursdays.
HOSTED BY
JV aka RedBlaqueGolden
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Cinema Tea is a movie review podcast hosted by voice actor, JV Hampton-VanSant (They/She). Join her as she pours a cup of tea and dishes their opinions about various movies and TV shows, and gives each piece of media a rating based on Story, Inclusivity, Acting, Directing, Script, Themes, Pacing,...
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