CinemAbysmal: The Podcast
by CinemAbysmal
Cinemabysmal: The Podcast is a round table discussion from the three writers of cinemabysmal.com, Nick, Dylan, and Holly. We talk about the worst of the worst media out there, followed by the best and we usually have a great special guest.
Episodes
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50 - Ryan's Babe, Hello Again, & The Hidden (with special guest Ryan Dean Tucker)
Welcome to our 50th episode. We're bringing back Ryan Dean Tucker (basement VHS tape extraordinaire) as our special guest star to talk about some movies he picked for us to watch. Nick watches a so-bad-it's-cult Canadian film called Ryan's Babe. Holly goes back to the 80s with Shelley Long in…
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49 - Cageuary: Vampire's Kiss & Primal
We get a little Cagey this month with a Nic Cage themed episode. We talk about the 2019 movie Primal, in which Cage plays a drunk, no nonsense, wild animal catcher for hire. And then we delve into the cult classic, Vampire's Kiss, in which Cage absolutely loses his mind. We'll be back in March…
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48 - The Asylum Movies: Bermuda Tentacles, Avengers Grimm, and Flight World War II
We're back with 3 new The Asylum movies. Nick writes a book report because he's an English major, and takes us through Bermuda Tentacles, an adventure where the president ends up in an underground cave with monster whose tentacles glow. Dylan explains Avengers Grimm, a movie she watched twice...
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47 - CATS, Hubie Halloween & Surviving Christmas
It's a holiday extravaganza! First we take on Adam Sandler's latest disaster, 'Hubie Halloween'. Then we move into the Christmas spirit with 'Surviving Christmas' with an unhinged Ben Afflek and a confused Catherine O'Hara wondering how she got casted in this. And finally the crew wraps it all up...
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46 - The Asylum Movies: Android Cop, Tomb Invader and Trollz/Trolland
We each picked Asylum produced movies to watch and we explain them to each other. Arguments ensue about whose movie is the worst. Nick picked Android Cop, a rip off of Robot Cop. Dylan watched Tomb Invader, a rip off of Tomb Raider. Holly picked Trollz/Trolland, a rip off of the animated movie...
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45 - After Earth & Water World (AKA Mad Kevin: Fury Rowboat)
We are back with a set of apocalyptic movies because it feels like the world is ending as we speak! First up is Kevin Costner's 1995 Water World. A movie that we have all seen before but somehow all forgot that Kevin Costner has gills in it. Following that we talk about After Earth, staring Will...
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44 - The Wrong Missy & The Last Days of American Crime
We are back with two new bad Netflix films. The Wrong Missy is the latest from Happy Madison productions and proceeds like a typical 2005 David Spade film except it's 2020 and rape jokes aren't funny anymore. The Last Days of American Crime is now infamous for its 0% rotten tomato score. Hold on…
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03 - Choose Your Own Abysmal Minisode: The Witcher
Welcome to the first Choose Your Own Abysmal minisode where we watch the first episode of a show and predict how it ends! This first episode is all about The Witcher. You can watch it on Netflix. It's is essentially GoT mixed with LOTR mixed with Outlander mixed with who even knows what is...
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02 - Choose Your Own Abysmal Minisode: Dark
Welcome to the first Choose Your Own Abysmal minisode where we watch the first episode of a show and predict how it ends! In this second episode we talk about a German show called Dark that you can watch on Netflix.
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01 - Choose Your Own Abysmal Minisode: Tiger King
Welcome to the first Choose Your Own Abysmal minisode where we watch the first episode of a show and predict how it ends! This first episode is all about Tiger King. #CarolBaskinFedHerHusbandToTheTigers
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43 - Bad Sequels - Titanic 2 & Dark Phoenix
Strap in because we've got made for TV movie Titanic 2, filmed on location on the standstill Queen Mary in Long Beach harbor and the worst X-men sequel ever. Dylan is a x-men comic book expert and she tells us all about why the comics are so good and this movie is so bad. Also, make sure you're...
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42 - Christmas Extravaganza! Mr. St. Nick & Homeless For The Holidays
Holly, Dylan and Nick talk Christmas movies with PAUL who you may remember from last episode where we insulted him. We talk about Mr. St. Nick with Kelsey Grammer and the terrible Christian Christmas movie Homeless For The Holidays. We also throw back to our Harry Potter episode and play our...
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41 - Halloween III: Season of the Witch & Evil Dead 2 & Paul
Nick is back from his rehab/creative break and ready to talk about Halloween movies! Join us for the cult classic Evil Dead 2 and the super weird not really a sequel Halloween III! We also get really off topic per usual when Paul calls and then we have to talk about Paul for a good 20 minutes.
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40 - Troll 2: With Eric & Nadine!
While Nick takes a creative break, Dylan and Holly welcome back Eric and Nadine to guest with us on Troll 2, the worst movie ever made. We of course also get sidetrack and talk a lot about Homeward Bound and all the VH1 shows of the early 2000s (Rock of Love, Charm School, Flavor of Love, etc.).
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39 - Stephen Chow: The Mermaid & Kung Fu Hustle
Nick, Dylan and Holly dissect two Stephen Chow films, discuss Holly's new woman crush, complain about X-Men and Game of Thrones and talk about Shrek 5 for some awful reason.
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38 - Vampires & Werewolves: Bloodrayne & The Howling 2
Nick obsesses over how good it's bad The Howling 2 is, Dylan explains why video games don't need to be movies and we all listen to too much 80s snare drum werewolf music. IN THE PALE MOON LIGHT. Check out our other podcast Just F Already, all about feminism and trashy romance novels:...
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37 - Bad Crime: Gotti & The Man
Welcome to our shortest episode ever because these movies were so bad. We get off topic with small Japanese girls eating large amounts of food, Emma Stone's career and Scientology...again. Enjoy! Also,l we were mentioned in an article Spokane's favorite local paper: The Inlander:...
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36 - Religion: Battlefield Earth, Saved! & The Wailing
We get into religion this month with some Scientology, Christianity and fucked up South Korean horror. This episode is all about Battlefield Earth, Saved! and The Wailing.
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35 - Bad Movies We Are Thankful For
We welcome Ryan Dean Tucker, famous for his Die Hard One Man Show, and his monthly TV Show, Lilac City Live. The three of us and our guests pick out some bad movies that we really love. On the list: Zapped Again!, X-Men, The Pagemaster, and Miami Connection....
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34 - Movies That Scared Us As Kids
Movies that scared us as kids that aren't scary anymore! We talked about FOUr movies this episode: Child's Play, The Dark Crystal, Watership Down and The Witches.
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33 - Wish Upon A Star & Brink!
It's DCOM (Disney Channel Original Movie) Time! Dylan and Nick each picked from a list of Holly's favorite DCOMs and we watched their choices. Katherine Heigl before she was super famous did a DCOM with a super stylish wardrobe in Wish Upon A Star and Soul Skating is where your heart is in Brink!...
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32 - Doom & Pain and Gain (THE ROCK!)
We wanted to celebrate The Rock, who really can do no wrong. We looked at all his action movies and picked one that was awful and one that was surprisingly good. We will let you guess which one was which. Next month we are doing DISNEY CHANNEL ORIGINAL MOVIES. Holly likes all of them so Dylan and...
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31 - Batman and Robin & Speed 2: Cruise Control
Thanks to your votes, The Cinemabysmal Crew watched Speed 2: Cruise Control & Batman and Robin based on our theme: bad sequels to good movies. There are bat outfits with nipples, bad puns from a frozen Arnold Schwarzenegger villain, and Sandra Bullock's audition tape of Miss Congeniality. It's a...
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30 - Fant4stic & Ghost Rider
Nick, Holly and Dylan talk about BAD super hero movies. It was tough to pick two bad ones with all that content DC is putting out (exception, Wodner Woman), but we landed on 2015's Fantastic Four, a movie no one asked for, and Nic Cage's Ghost Rider. Go to our twitter or facebook page to vote for...
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29 - Street Fighter & Over The Top
We talk about how BORING Street Fighter is and how surprisingly interesting Over The Top is. Great ready for bad accents, arm wrestling, father/son bonding and villains that say la-bor-a-tory. Go to our twitter page to vote for our next movie! Theme is BAD SUPER HERO MOVIES.
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28 - Movies We Love That No One Has Heard Of
Nadine joins us for our 28th orchid episode! Eric makes us watch Amelie 2 AKA Love Me If You Dare, Holly picks Adult World and Nick goes with The Canal. Very obvious choices for our personalities. We also discuss the first few episodes of the second season of FX's Legion! Stay tuned until the end...
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27 - Jack and Jill & White Chicks
It's our 27th epsiode! We've got the crew from That's A Good Movie podcast, produced by Cinemabysma (out in April)l! Javi and Nate are here to discuss why guys like to dress up as girls. We also discuss just about everything except these two terrible movies. Enjoy!
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26 - Luck of the Irish & Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha' Hood
GET LUCKY! It's almost St. Patrick's Day and in honor of that we decided to watch two extremely bigoted movies about the Irish. We've already seen Leprechaun: in the Hood so we settled down to see the sequel to the sequel, Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha' Hood. We've also got Disney Channel Original Movie...
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25 - Valentine's Day & All About Steve
Love is in the air! Welcome to our silver 25th episode. In honor of Valentine's Day we talk about the movie that stars EVERY BIG STAR YOU KNOW, Valentine's Day. Then we segue into a very odd Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper movie, All About Steve.
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24 - How High & Disjointed
Welcome to our stoner episode where we discuss some good old fashion stoner media. In our first film we go back to 2001 with Mos Def- I mean Method Man's "How High?" Then we mosey on over to Netflix to watch the first three episodes of their original series, "Disjointed". It's not as bad as we...
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23 - Movies Everyone Loves That We Hate
Welcome to Season 2. We hope you enjoy our lovely new theme song put together by Ian Miles of Ed Wood Jesus Do? Check out his Soundcloud here: https://soundcloud.com/seriously_ian In this episode we bring back our friend Dylan to discuss movies that everyone loves that we can't stand! Eric…
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22 - Santa with Muscles & Christmas with the Kranks
In our season one finale episode we discuss bad Christmas movies. Starting with the least terrible of the two, Santa with Muscles stars Hulk Hogan and Christmas with the Cranks stars Tim Allen and Jaime Lee Curtis as already rich movie stars who wanted more money so they made this movie. Happy...
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21 - Gooby & The Great Wall
Name that accent! It's our 21st episode with the accidental theme of terrible accents. We watch the movie Gooby, a kids movie about a schizophrenic boy living in a meth house with a talking monster and The Great Wall with Matt Damon (insert Team America accent). Enjoy!
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20 - Spice World & S Club 7
In this episode we go back to the late 90s/early 00s. Holly makes Nick and Eric watch Spice World & S Club 7: Back To The 50s (ain't no party like an S Club Party).
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19 - Halloween Part Two: Silent Night Deadly Night 2 & Leprechaun: In The Hood
In which Eric, Holly and Nick try to get through two bad Halloween movies that happen to have other holidays intertwined with them. Instead they really just end up making fun of things that Ice-T says in Law & Order: SVU.
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18 - Halloween Part One: It Follows, As Above So Below, & We Are Still Here
Welcome to the 18th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In honor of Halloween this is the first of our two part Halloween extravaganza. This episode we are talking...
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17 - Howard The Duck & Twin Peaks: The Return
Welcome to the 17th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In this episode we start out with the extremely bad and very odd Howard The Duck, and as always bring it…
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16 - IT! The Book, Miniseries, & 2017 Movie
Welcome to the 16th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In this episode we talk about IT in honor of Chapter 1 of the 2017 movie that was just released. We talk a...
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15 - Earth Girls Are Easy & Mac and Me
Welcome to the 15th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of Cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst media out there. Brandon Barker, founder of Warlords of Wor, joins us to talk about two 80s movies that involve aliens: Earth Girls Are…
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14 - Old Dogs & Showgirls
Welcome to the 14th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. Our friend Jared Munson, voted Spokane's Funniest Comedian, joins us as we talk about Showgirls & Old Dogs…
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13 - Cool As Ice & Airborne
Welcome to the 13th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In this episode we kick it back to the 90s. Vanilla Ice stars in Cool As Ice (1991) and in Airborne (1993)…
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12 - Dune Potcast
Welcome to the 12th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In this episode we talk about DUNE and the DUNIVERSE. This is a poTcast because we recorded it all in one…
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11 - The Devils & The Holy Mountain
Welcome to the 11th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. We are joined by our good friend Ian, as we talk about psychedelic horror films of the 1970s: The Devils &…
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10 - All The Harry Potter Movies
Welcome to the 10th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Holly defends the eight Harry Potter films with all their imperfections and Eric and Nick do what they do best and rip them...
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09 - Twin Peaks & Fire Walk With Me
Welcome to the ninth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick defends one of his favorite franchises of all time, Twin Peaks, while Eric and Holly rip it to shreds.
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08 - The Purge Trilogy & Legion
Welcome to the eighth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly welcome special guest Nadine, who Eric met outside of Walmart just two days ago. We discuss the…
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07 - Stuck in Shining New York
Welcome to the seventh episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly forgo special guests this week and decide to just give you some of the best media. They each pick...
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06 - Samurai Cop & Santa Clarita Diet
Welcome to the sixth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly have a special guest, Yolanda Banos, and discuss Samurai Cop and Netflix original Santa Clarita Diet.
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05 - Unpopular Favorite Movies & The OA
Welcome to the fifth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly have a special guest, Dylan, and while inebriated, discuss unpopular movies that they love followed…
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04 - Oscar Best Pictures & Heart Condition
Welcome to the fourth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly have a special guest, Brian Nils, and they discuss all of the Oscar Best Pictures followed by the...
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Cinemabysmal: The Podcast is a round table discussion from the three writers of cinemabysmal.com, Nick, Dylan, and Holly. We talk about the worst of the worst media out there, followed by the best and we usually have a great special guest.
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