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Cinemapocalypse NOW
by Daniel Delosh
The Post-apocalypse's PREMIERE movie talk podcast. No holds barred snobbish cinema criticism and raucous NON-Politically Correct banter.
Episodes
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Ep. 111 "Don't Judge a Movie by Its Tits" (American Beauty, 1999)
TV Corporate Cancer, Robot Pedophiles. The Jewish origins of hardcore pornography. Gabe enjoys local movies. Vietnam and Cuban Cars were a psy-op. We discuss American Beauty at length. JOIN THE MILITIA
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Ep. 110 "Bikes and Joggers" (8mm, 1999)
Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny put their differences aside to take down the real enemy; Hanukkah Harry. We sip on some Portuguese water while discussing McDonald's Movies, bad network television, playing dead with your kids, and the dark underbelly of coffee boofing, This week we review 8mm...
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Ep. 109 - The Heebiest of Jeebiest of Jews (Robocop, 1986)
Scott's rabbit gets "Cooked" while all get blackpilled because of Jewish Gatekeepers. Very bummer ep but very funny. We review Robocop and criticize capitalism from the right. Be gay to yourselves....and each other.
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Ep. 108 "We'll Get to That Later" (Eyes Wide Shut, 1999)
*SPOILER WARNING as with most of our reviews* Anonymous, hot, gay alien sex with Kim Jong Un. Is this movie funny or silly? Scott gets into a Wikipedia wormhole as we do a deeper-than-usual deep dive review of Stanley Kubrick's final film, "Eyes Wide Shut".
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Ep. 107 "Bad Roommate's Mom's Haircut" (Mulholland Drive, 2001)
Garrard throws a piece of pizza at Homer Simpson during the Ziggy Stardust period of Bad Roommate. Scott has a "shitty weekend". Black Millenials take a seat at the corporate table. Gabe watches "Rosemary's Baby" and we do a dramatic reading of an award winning play. We review "Mulholland Drive"…
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Ep. 106 "Chicken Man and the Gardener" (Lost Highway, 1997)
Garfield eats the census all for "goupons". We pitch more restaurant franchise ideas, virtual board games, fast food strip clubs, and real sex uggos. A quick overview of "Chinatown", 1974. Hobo railroad "Now serving Friendly's ice cream". We do an in depth review of David Lynch's 1997 neo-noir…
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Ep. 105 "Ratface Dumps the Cheese Truck" (Repo Man, 1984)
Scott and Don are Dorothy Wallace's pay pigs, Quarantopics, Madonna and Bill Gates are reptilian. Gabes Family plays Xbox 360 and Scott and Don dump a chick in the 8th grade. We review "Repo Man" (1984)
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Ep. 104 "Gabby the Rodeo Clown" (Honey Boy, 2019)
White Jewish rappers riding razor scooters terrorize Scott's neighborhood. Airsoft is outlawed during the Corona quarantine. Scott flexes his new sound board skills, and we toy with the idea of becoming official BBQ pit boys. This week we review the Shia "LaBEEF" penned "Honey Boy" 2019
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Ep. 103 "Poo-Poo John's" (No Country for Old Men, 2008)
In this installment our heroes unveil their newest weapon in the post-Cinemapocalyse, the soundboard. They take to the deserted streets of Boston in their fight against the homeless. Gabe and Scott's moms both do their part to kill the less fortunate. Don Hates 1989SteveMREInfo. Bob Mullen runs…
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Ep. 102 "Hacking Up Bat Breath" (Harold and Maude, 1971)
In the darkest depths of Mordor (Boston) the homeless have taken over. The Jews News reports on mind reading Facebook ads. Wigger Rob and Doc Owl square dance in their "famous pants". DJ Torso lives! We review the cult classic black comedy "Harold and Maude", 1971
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Ep. 101 "The Ballad of Trout and Big Richard" (Tombstone, 1993)
Our Heroes return to embark on their second hundred episodes on their ceaseless yet futile campaign against further hordes of shitty movies. In this installment they reach the end of the begging (for hot cocoa) while on a trip to Six Flags. Don sings karaoke showtunes while WATCHING SHREK in...
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Ep. 100 "Ernest Sweetclothing" (Hey, Arnold!: the Jungle Movie, 2017)
Origins of the show explained and did you hear? They're making a Hey, Arnold! movie? We reminisce about some of our favorite show moments, movies and hate chubs. "Hunters" starring Al Pacino, doing a heckin' vote for Bernerino, discussing our short "Mad House", Hungry horrors, redline rappers…
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Ep. 99 "Uncle Kim" (Parasite, 2019)
Gabe and Don commit a Combined Assault on a new girlfriend while Scott is forced to re-enact the dancing scene from Risky Business in a nightmare brought on from drinking the "Anti-Energy Drink" Drank. We also discuss Anime, R/Sexoffendersupport and Scott gets cancelled. We also discuss the 2019...
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Ep. 98 - "Teabagging, But For Kids" (Sonic the Hedgehog, 2020)
Pinball Wizard Vs. Razor Ramone: Escape from Silver City. Eric Dim dines on trash-bound popcorn. The "Ode to Gayness" explained, and why Scott and Don are banned from the dog track. We review another vile video game movie; "Sonic the Hedgehog".
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Ep 97 - "Renee ZellWhigger" (Miller's Crossing, 1990)
We keep doing these long eps and Idk what to tell you dudes. This is what we do now. Deal widdit. This week we talk about Sacco & Vanzetti., Childhood rewards, Wholesome jerking. Don regales us with his Tinder adventures, and then we talk about the Oskies. After that Renee ZellWhigger rides a…
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Ep. 96 "We're All Piss Machines" (Buffalo '66, 1998)
The Easter Bunny's student relationship with Boomer Fuddson gets him into hot water with the school's SPED department. Chicken guy enters witness protection. Scott is making a transition into his final form: a 60-something Portuguese man. John Zakim gets a pity invite to Don's infamous Halloween...
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Ep. 95 "Sand Neighbor" (Boyz N The Hood, 1991)
Sup Neighbors. Sorry the Super Bowl was this weekend and I prioritized watching it and getting drunk over editing the end of this MASSIVE episode. Dude I think this might be our longest yet. And I cut stuff out. Kobe Bryant hangs out at a bagel place in Stonehill College and does a Chinee...
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Ep. 94 "Stink Proof Pants" (True Grit, 2010)
Marshal is away on a covert mission with Joan Rambo. Scott admits his affinity for baby Yoda. We discuss Bad Roommate's BurgerTime ritual, black guy CWOA, euphoric shits, and A.C.'s ground breaking "Howard Is Bald" EP. This week we review the "True Grit" 2010 remake
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Ep. 93 "Optimal Jew" (Uncut Gems, 2019)
Scott commits whiskey sacrilege in Marshal's celebration of gamer gurl pee. Marshal starts a new pyramid scheme while blowing off Mama Bear for Rambo. Scott falls asleep with Big Papi as Gabe watches Baby Yoda. Marshal, Gabe and Don discuss "Uncut Gems" (2019) JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!
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Ep. 92 "Brojob" (Fight for Your Life, 1977)
Mar Mar busts on logs fueled by chicken tendies, on his quest for big tittied goth girls with fat vegan pep nips. "We don't eat steak!" Dog the Bounty Hunter and his trailer trash queen, Beth. Scott and Don discuss their idea for "Cat Porn". We review the blaxploitation film "Fight for Your Life".
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Ep. 91 "Sgt. Don" ('Paths of Glory', 1957)
Happy New Year Neighbors. How long you been listening to this gay show???? Here is an XL ep for your gay ass. In this episode Jewish mushroom conspiracists think they're dead while Mar Mar and Scott argue during a story about Marshal's Thai family watching the movie "Harold and Maude." Also Gabe...
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Ep. 90 "Baby Yoda 2020" (Raising Arizona, 1987)
Marshal watches closed caption VR porn on mushrooms. Fat rabbit trannies gorge themselves on game fuel. We ramble/review "Raising Arizona" 1987 starring Nicolas Cage
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Ep. 89 "Go Ask Granny" ('The Irishman, 2019)
Clint Eastwood takes mushrooms and decides to impregnate his wife. OJ Simpson gets off by having pupes glued to his face at the Art Basel showing. We review "The Irishman",2019 JOIN THE MILITIA
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HOLIDAY REWIND: Episode 38 "Ernest Bangs A Tundra Wookie"
We didn't record an episode this week because Mar Mar went to the Art Basel art show in Miami and the rest of us are gay as hell. Here is one of my (Scott Lizard A.) favorite episodes. I figure its been long enough that we deserve a "clip show." We have a sick episode lined up next week where we...
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Ep. 88 "Hel Ho Let Boo!" (Trainspotting, 1996)
Crosswalk volunteers get run over by crazy taxi drivers in Tesla trucks. While a congressman farts on Don's sister in Michael's. The moral of the story is vagina BO will get you fired. This week we review Danny Boyle's 1996 film "Trainspotting" starring Ewan McGregor
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Ep. 87 "I Have 2 Big Dogs AND I Make Soup..." (Death Wish, 1974)
Mar Mar chokes on a chicken bone after getting laid from his cat with a girl with ciggy butt breath. Edith Bunker gets raped at the meat store and Peter Lee-Berg gets Peteish. We review "Death Wish" starring Charles Bronson (1974) JOIN THE MILITIA
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Ep. 86 "Oil Derrick" (Barton Fink, 1991)
Marshal gets stabbed by a fat girl for a Popeye's chicken sandwich while trying to get his drink on. Brad Delp local legend and bbq enthusiast. Alienating Jason, McMartin Preschool, and "the Finders". Porsalin quits YouTube. We review the Coen brother's 1991 film Barton Fink
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Ep. 85 "Ernest F*cks on Vacation" (Jacob's Ladder, 1990)
DISCLAIMER: DO NOT listen to this episode as your first episode of this podcast. It is a Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very-Bad Episode for HARDCORES ONLY. We apologize for the inconvenience. * * * * Brian Manson sucks his own d*ck while Mar Mar talks about the Cape Dirtyan bar 5 times while...
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Ep. 84 " I'm Never Gonna Stop!" (Smart House, 1999)
The Ayatollah bans headbanging to Blink 182 at the dementia fight club. Don's near miss with a Silver fox at the Y. Scott and Marshal talk Chinese at Dim Sum. The Cracktacular adventures of Day Day and Black Randy. We try to review the Disney original "Smart House" 1999
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Ep. 83 "Fat Lindsay, Dude" (Rob Zombie's Halloween, 2007)
Trout's Arm, Racist NFL Stream Chat, Sad Videos, Sweaty pussy lamb, and fat Lindsay. We also review the Rob Zombie disaster remake of "Halloween" (2007) JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
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Ep. 82 "Busty but Gross" (The Host, 2006)
Scott smokes Black and Milds for enjoyment while riding in his new PT Cruiser. Small pox farts killed the Indians. The Jeffree Star and Jared Threaten family variety hour. Quick overview of "The Strange Thing About the Johnsons" (2011), and "Summer of 84" (2018). We go all out and review the 2006...
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Ep. 81 "Every Post is a Repost Repost" (Joker, 2019)
Gabe plays the Sega PlugnPlay with his incestuous exes. A Lady Cop murders boomer grocers. The O&A Subreddit gets shutdown for making a mess at Dunkies. We review the 2019 crime/supervillain drama "Joker" JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!!!
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Ep. 80 "Big Boat Full of Jews" (The King of Comedy, 1982)
Trump makes people illiterate, Gabe gets unprofessional, and Scott blocks his mom on facebook. The life and times of Matt Flathead. quick overview of Pet Sematary (2019) and we do a deep dive review of Martin Scorsese's 1982 film The the King of Comedy starring Robert De Niro
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Ep. 79 "Goth Dumbo" Ft. Dave Temple (The Goonies, 1985)
In this episode we interview comedian extraordinare Dave Temple and discuss Bobby Brown, Marshal forces in conversation about 30 y.o. goth girls, kids on minecraft, getting in trouble for words as kids. We also debut our new segment "Ask A Black Guy." We also review The Goonies and get into some...
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Ep. 78 "Butt Clit" (the Fanatic, 2019)
Marshal kills Eddie Money for his black people sex socks. PewDiePie fires Shane Gillis for inappropriate comments about Woke burger restaurants. We quickly overview "the Polka KIng" 2017 starring Jack Black, "Nature Boy" 30 for 30, talk about our favorite Goosebumps novels, a full in depth review...
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Ep. 77 "Dykes on Bikes" (The Killer, 1989)
We're back and we're ready to make racist jokes for you.... This week we discuss Marshal's triumphant return from the Booby Hatch, people who ride bikes, people who like Halloween, fat girls and we review the 1989 John Woo film "The Killer" (1989) and all of its imitators. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!!!!!!!
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Ep. 76 "Cum in the Trash" (The Butterfly Effect, 2004)
Scott's dad gets nominated for biggest Jew. "The Red Strings club" good yet gay, Always Sunny jumps the shark, mid break cat talk, and Currycels/Ricecels. We quickly overview "Peanut Butter Falcon" (2019), and "Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling" (2019). A deep dive review of the 2004 thriller…
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Ep. 75 "Jack Howl" (Welcome to the Dollhouse, 1995)
Chester Bennington molests kids with Jeffrey Epstein while shitty radio shows play and Homer Simpson smokes weed with Dave Weekly. Tard Wranglers do want to fuck their popsicle on AOL with Jack Howl. Our documentary discussed is available for download to anyone who donates to this podcast. Mucho...
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Ep. 74 "Diarrhea is Gross" (Rushmore, 1998)
Tweety bird shirt wearing cultists rape and murder with the help of the Clinton foundation. We discuss 7-11 delicacies, gas station boner pills, and Ronald Jackson's disappearing candy bar trick. A brief overview of The VVitch (2015), and Good Boys (2019). We have an in depth review of the 1998…
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Ep. 73 "Anarcho-Tyranny" ( First Blood, 1982)
Gabe doesn't understand the concept of a swap, walmart unprofessionals make their way in anarcho-tyranny, Emer Till attends Fyre Fest while chicken riders mock Scott for not knowing who Marv from Home Alone is. We also discuss feet and the original Rambo movie: First Blood. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
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Ep. 72 "Feet Gloves" (Easy Rider, 1969)
Thought police crackdown on the burgeoning lolita hentai problem. Mormons look for Wesley, their one true savior. Mar Mar serves up Henny cocktails to toddlers. Scott discusses tripping at the Tripp's and we review the 1969 classic indie film Easy Rider.
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Ep. 71 "Computer Boomer" (Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, 2019)
Shareware versions of Mister Rogers doing prank phone calls on Steve-O. Christopher Dorner participates in surveillance capitalism as we review the 2019 Tarantino film "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood" We know why you're here, racist.
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Ep. 70 "Diet Mountain Lion ROCKS" (The King of Kong, 2006)
The Bubonic Plague worries boomers while Chinese babies are monitored by (((Big Brother))) and discover some wasted talent. The Lion King fights gators while a Jew pulls his ripcords. Meanwhile the Osbourne siblings have sex with each other. We review "King of Kong" (2006) .......You know what...
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Ep. 69 "The Texas Sexy Girls" (Who Took Johnny, 2014)
Anti-vax mom takes a huge airplane dump on new black lady Bond. Is America 1/4 gay? Marshal's vintage sperm collection, and Satanic pedophile rings. We continue "You're a documentary month" and review "Who Took Johnny" (2014)
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Ep. 68 "Hot Dog Pills" (Blackfish, 2013)
Redundant black women attend art class while Gabe gets racey about jamaicans. The "C-word" is used by hack comedians during a hot dog eating contest. The Wave Speech is discussed before a thorough review of "Blackfish"(2013) spurs a conversation about animal rights and sentient cats. JOIN THE...
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Ep. 67 "Full Logs of Poopie" (American Movie, 1999)
Retards take a trip the Zoo and are rewarded with Chick-fil-A sandwiches, and Chuck E. Cheese pizza. Swimming in the hood, Scratch ticket people, we talk about Hey Arnold (seriously). Homeward Bound gets recast. We review the documentary "American Movie" 1999 directed by Chris Smith
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Ep. 66 "Porcelain Puss" (Toy Story 4, 2019)
The BOYS return in full force to discuss whether or not the Deaf should be allowed to drive, how marshal tricked chinese people into saying the N-Word , Jewish symbolism in Star Wars, anti semitic schwarma, marshal's incontinence and we scam TGI Fridays. We then review the recent entry into the...
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Ep. 65 "Ebonic Sleeping Arrangements" (They Live, 1988)
Are the Counting Crows pseudo racists? The artist formerly known as Mar Mar donates phone book armor to the less fortunate. Having hoagies with Bam Margera, and 30 year old goth girls. We get a diaped update from Baby Bri. Give brief overview of "Godzilla: King of the Monsters" (2019) and a full...
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Ep. 64 "Everyone Loves Balls" (Last Action Hero, 1993)
Hotdogging gets put on the menu while Scott and Marshal decide who gets to be top, Girls get worked up about semi consensual public urination while others get off on the feeling of anticipation. Aubrey Plaza likes Gabe's balls but the real question is IS MELANIN TRANSMUTABLE?? Historic Prank...
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Ep. 63 "Diaped Up Tranny" (Punch-Drunk Love, 2002)
Baby Bri ruins the bbq when she shows up wearing unsightly attire. Mar Mar debuts his new ASMR series complete with candy crunching and lighter flicking. Scott and Don go Catfishing to catch a predator. Obnoxious neighbor and Gabe's critic corner returns! We have an in depth discussion about Paul...
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The Post-apocalypse's PREMIERE movie talk podcast. No holds barred snobbish cinema criticism and raucous NON-Politically Correct banter.
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Cinemapocalypse NOW is created and hosted by Daniel Delosh.
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