Cinephobe
by Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan & Anthony Mayes
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
Episodes
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Cinephobe Ep 330: The Skulls
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes become soul mates at a super secret society that controls the world. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out...
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You Can See Everything - A Spoiler Rich Cinephobe Conversation
Watch this episode on YouTube Nathan Fielder & Lance Oppenheim made a documentary about Elizabeth Holmes, but the deeper you get into You Can See Everything, the harder it becomes to tell who’s in character and whose story you’re actually watching. Cinephobe breaks format…
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Cinephobe Ep 329: Domestic Disturbance
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube It only took Zach, Amin and Mayes 2 years to get their 'Man of the Year' awards, much to drunk John Travolta's dismay. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it…
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Cinephobe Ep 328: Year One
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes eat the forbidden fruit and become the chosen ones. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...
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Top 5 Worst Friends
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes get Remy Niscent on the worst buddies, chums and pals out there in an unsurprisingly deep list. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...
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Cinephobe Ep 327: 30 Minutes or Less
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes go from delivering pizzas to robbing a bank in the blink of an eye. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out...
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Cinephobe Ep 326: Bad Teacher
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube In a lot of ways, Zach, Amin and Mayes think movies are the new books. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...
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Top 5 Teachers - Part 2
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are back in the classroom to celebrate the educators that taught them important life lessons. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...
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Cinephobe Hall of Fame - Class of 2023
Watch this episode on YouTube The next group of historic Cinephobe icons are enshrined in glory. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for...
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Cinephobe Ep 325: The Sweetest Thing
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of Mr. Right Nows ready to hit the club and crash a wedding. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out...
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Top 5 Terrorists
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are heroes fighting for a just cause. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The...
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Cinephobe Ep 324: The Saint
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes know that the secret to cold fusion is tucked away in Elisabeth Shue's brassiere. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out...
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Cinephobe Ep 323: Hollow Man
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes become invisible. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH...
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Top 5 Musical Performances
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are giving a standing ovation and demanding an encore. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH…
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Cinephobe Ep 322: Cyborg
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes like the death! They like the misery! They like this podcast! CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...
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Cinephobe Ep 321: Knock Off - Part 2
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are upping the Patreon price to $100 million a month because of entrepreneurship, babycakes! CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out...
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Top 5 Blarts
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are gonna find a way to make every movie in Cinephobe history involve Paul Blart in some way, shape or form. The shape is round. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out...
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Cinephobe Ep 321: Knock Off - Part 1
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed back to Hong Kong with JCVD to slang V-Six jeans and compete in a rickshaw race. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out...
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Cinephobe Ep 320: Bloodfist VIII
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Ireland because they always did love a Guinness on tap. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...
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Top 5 Teachers
Watch this episode on YouTube Give Zach, Amin and Mayes a podcast, they'll listen for a day. But TEACH Zach, Amin and Mayes to podcast and you will be stuck listening to Cinephobe for the rest of your life. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE…
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Cinephobe Ep 319: American Ninja 4
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube It's a triple red alert as Zach, Amin and Mayes are dispatched to stop the sadistic Scarf Mulgrew from blowing up NYC. Hopefully this podcast won't be a king size failure. CINEPHOBE MERCH...
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Cinephobe Ep 318: Rambo III
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes may not look like podcasters, but don't get it twisted, they're no tourists. They're your worst nightmare. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out...
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Cinephobe Hall of Fame - Class of Stallone Year
Watch this episode on YouTube The hotly contested spin-off to the 2022 class has arrived, with only five movies to choose from (Over The Top, Rocky IV, Cobra, Rhinestone & Zookeeper). Will Zach, Amin and Mayes come to agreement peacefully, or will someone have to throw the damn…
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Cinephobe Ep 317: The Delta Force
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes get called out of retirement to rescue hostages from the Las Vegas of the Middle East. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...
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Cinephobe Hall of Fame - Class of 2022
Watch this episode on YouTube An unprecedented development in the Hall of Fame selection process occurs that alters the course of Cinephobe history. Also Zach tries to make a successful first nomination for the 4th consecutive episode. CINEPHOBE MERCH…
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Top 5 Food - Part 2
Watch this episode on YouTube There were so many delicious items on the menu that Zach, Amin and Mayes had to run it back for a second course. Fire everything! Yes, chef! CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...
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Cinephobe Ep 316: The One
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes have destroyed 123 other versions of Cinephobe, growing stronger in their attempts to become... THE ONE. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out...
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Cinephobe Ep 315: Hunter Killer
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are setting condition ultra quiet as they wage a cold war under the ocean in Gerard Butler's submarine. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out...
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Top 5 Food
Watch this episode on YouTube The kitchen is open as Zach, Amin and Mayes load up their plates with all the tasty treats available in an all you can eat Cinephobe buffet. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...
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Cinephobe Ep 314: Redemption
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes have until October 1st to turn their lives around and make the most of a kick ass summer in London. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out...
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Cinephobe Ep 313: Drive Angry
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes take a hemi road trip across the dirty south to stop Cincinnatus Powell from killing a baby. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...
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Top 5 Delightmares
Watch this episode on YouTube Laura Linney's dubbed Congo a "delightmare", which she described as a great bad movie. Zach, Amin and Mayes all make their list interpreting what a "delightmare' means to them. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check…
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Cinephobe Ep 312: Death Warrant
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes investigate murder and mayhem in a prison where podcasting comes in handy. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...
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Cinephobe Hall of Fame - Class of 2021
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are confronted with the most productive year in Cinephobe history, with 62 movies due to the bonus holiday episodes. Will Zach make a successful first nomination following Halle Berry's breasts and suckmydick dot com? Will these…
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Top 5 Wenchers
Watch this episode on YouTube Pull up a chair at the inn, and let Zach, Amin and Mayes regale you with tales from the sausage festival—so you too can master the manly art of wenching. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out...
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Cinephobe Ep 311: The Order - Part 2
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes prevent World War III. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the…
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Cinephobe Ep 311: The Order - Part 1
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of playboy criminal podcasters looking for their missing dads in Jerusalem. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...
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Top 5 Business
Watch this episode on YouTube This isn't top five businessmen, it's top five BUSINESS, MAN... And it's time for Zach, Amin and Mayes to get down to said business. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...
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Cinephobe Ep 310: Navy Seals
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are an elite special podcasting unit with expertise in sea-air-land operations. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...
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Cinephobe Ep 309: Sidekicks
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are all sidekicks, they do things together. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH...
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Top 5 Scientists
Watch this episode on YouTube It's always beaker month when Zach, Amin and Mayes get in the lab to record a truly groundbreaking podcast that benefits mankind. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...
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Cinephobe Ep 308: The Honeymooners
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Cue the music sting, cuz Zach, Amin and Mayes have another brilliant idea to get rich quick and take you to the moon. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...
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Cinephobe Ep 307: Mac & Devin Go To High School
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are living young and wild and free. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the...
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Top 5 Artists
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes think about the people in Cinephobe who are so skilled at a particular task, craft or occupation, that their creations have become indelible to the framework of the show. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check...
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Cinephobe Ep 306: The Odd Couple II
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are reunited after 30 years to drive each other completely insane, except everyone is older this time. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...
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Cinephobe Ep 305: Getting Even with Dad
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes have to take care of their estranged son the same week they execute the biggest heist of their careers. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...
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Top 5 Co-Workers
Watch this episode on YouTube As established in the last CT5, sometimes someone you think of as a good friend is actually simply a co-worker. Without the job bringing you together, would you still have a relationship with that person? Zach, Amin and Mayes are here to differentiate...
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Cinephobe Hall of Fame - Class of 2020
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes dive in to the first full calendar year of Cinephobe, from Episode 21: 6 Underground to Episode 64: Troll 2. More nominees leads to more contention as the hosts make their case for immortality. CINEPHOBE MERCH...
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Cinephobe Ep 304: My Boss's Daughter
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube When Zach, Amin and Mayes get tricked into house sitting for their boss, they never could have anticipated the amount of wacky hijinks that would ensue! CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out...
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Top 5 Best Friends
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes get Remy Niscent on the best buddies, chums and pals out there in an unsurprisingly deep list. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH...
About this show
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
Hosted by
Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan & Anthony Mayes