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Citizen's Guide To The Supernormal
by Citizen's Guide Productions
This a podcast dedicated to the weird, unexplained, and all things sticky, stupid, and uncomfortable like a gloryhole in a nursing home.
Episodes
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Cornholing With A Quadruple Amputee
Maynerd, Laura, and Sarge The Destroyer catch up after a 2 year hiatus to discuss the weirdest news story of the last decade.
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Scary Nature: Forests, Everest, and Butterscotch Pudding
Sorry for dropping this one so late so let's just pretend it's still summer. In this episode we talk about the terrifying nature of... nature. We explore the terrors of Sarge's summer camp and then take a trip to the tallest mountain of earth. The we wrap it all up with a rousing edition of dick...
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The Great Molasses Flood: Death, Negligence, and Walls of Goo
Back from a short break, the gang covers the insane story of the Great Molasses Flood, the history of Boston's North End, and some political intrigue. Links: SargesSupermornal.com https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer https://x.com/maynerdrules Sources: References:...
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Episode 46: Things That Aren't Flat: Lunar Eclipses, Dunning Kruger, and DICK NEWS!
We talk about Earth and other things that are definitely not a disk. Also, behold the glorious return of DICK NEWS!
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A Conversation With Jeremy London: Ghosts, Aliens, and Courtroom Farts
We give Laura the day off and welcome special guest, Jeremy London. We discuss ghosts, aliens, remote viewing, psychics, premonitions, and ancient aliens.
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Episode 44 - Ancient Torture Methods: Butts, Petting Zoos, and More Butts
Maynerd, Laura, and Sarge the Destroyer have returned from a long hiatus to talk about torture methods, ripped buttholes, and all things sticky, stupid, and uncomfortable. Follow us on Social media: - https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer - https://twitter.com/maynerdrules -...
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Episode 43 - The Khamar Daban Incident: Stop Hiking In Siberia
In 1993, 150 miles (241 km) south east of the Dyatlov Pass, 6 hikers would die suddenly and mysteriously while hiking in a Siberian mountain range. We take a deep dive into their story using multiple sources and try to figure out what might have happened. Check out episode 43: The Khamar Daban...
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Episode 39 Space Conspiracies- That's no moon, wait it is a moon, or is it a satellite
In this one, we talk about space conspiracies and how thunderously stupid they are. Support us here: https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer
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Back From The Dead: Shirtless Weirdos, Graveyard Surprises, and Blowing Smoke Up Your Butt
In this episode, the gang talks about all the ways they tried to revive the dead and a couple of folks who survived being buried alive. Support us here: https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer
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Episode 37- Naked Hotel Parties, The Jusco Phantom, and Claustrophobia
We did our first ever livestream episode! We talked about the Biltmore Hotel in Rhode Island, The Jusco Phantom, and a haunted mine in Nevada. Find us on Twitter: Sarge - https://twitter.com/BastardProphet Maynerd - https://twitter.com/maynerdrules Laura - https://twitter.com/Nature_B_Laura The...
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The Adrenochrome Conspiracy: QAnon, Anti-Semitism, and Beliving Nonsense
In this episode, we cover one of the core tenets of the Q-Anon conspiracy theory. It's just as stupid as you think it is... Donate, buy merch, or follow us here: https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Sources: https://newrepublic.com/article/159529/qanon-blood-libel-satanic-panic...
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Three Stories- Frozen Relatives, Ghost Town or Bust, and Stuff Named Nancy
This episode tells three stories about the supernatural in New England and at the end we have DICK NEWS!
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Lincoln's Ghost - Presidential Spectres, Turning Purple, And Blind Love (2)
Lincoln's Ghost - Presidential Specters, Turning Purple, and Blind Love PATREON GOAL: https://store.marilynmanson.com/products/double-cross-sex-toy-kit https://www.patreon.com/Sargethedestroyer https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal Welcome back to Citizen’s Guide to the...
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The Poltergeist Curse: 80s parents, Major Dad, and dick arms
Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal - Episode 32 The Poltergeist Curse: 80s parents, Major Dad, and dick arms https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Welcome back to the Citizen’s Guide blog. First of all, sorry we took so long to get…
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The Great Barrington Event; Corn, Butternuts, and 40 Pound Dildos
Citizen’s Guide to the Supernormal Episode 31- The Great Barrington Event: Corn, Butternuts, and 40 Pound Sex Toys https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal Special Patreon Shoutout! - https://twitter.com/ObsidianShiv The best whip maker…
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The Axman of New Orleans: House Axes, The Black Hand, and Jazzin’ it into the good towels
Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal Episode 28 - The Bermuda Triangle: Atlantis, Poorly Made Boats, and Sanitary Napkins https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal Well, we finally released another episode and it didn’t take us a month. That...
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The Servant Girl Annihilator! – Gloryholes, Bailey Jay… again, and Schrodinger's fingerprints
Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal Ep. 29 The Servant Girl Annihilator! – Gloryholes, Bailey Jay… again, and Schrodinger's fingerprints https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Well, it’s been a fucking lifetime since we had an episode...
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The Bermuda Triangle Charcoal Drawings, Sanitary Napkins, and The Sinky Cyclops
Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal EP-28 REMIX! The Bermuda Triangle: Charcoal Drawings, Sanitary Napkins, and The Sinky Cyclops https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal Guys… we fudged up. We thought the audio was too quiet on the first...
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The Bermuda Triangle: Atlantis, Poorly Made Boats, and Sanitary Napkins
Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal Episode 28 - The Bermuda Triangle: Atlantis, Poorly Made Boats, and Sanitary Napkins https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Welcome back to the CGS Blog! Holy shit, a lot has changed since we released our last episode. Jordan dropped something like 240 pounds,...
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Cropsey: Urban Legends, South Sides of Towns, and Coke Pockets
CGS Blog Episode 27 Cropsey - Urban Legends, South Sides of Towns, and Coke Pockets www.Patreon.com/sargethedestroyer https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Welcome back to the CGS blog. We got a crazy episode for you. It’s got true crime, urban legends, and dick news, like usual. We had a lot…
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CGS episode 26: False Flags - Torpedoes, Exploding Toilets, and Scary Weather
Citizen’s Guide to the Supernormal – EP 26 False Flags: Torpedoes, Exploding Toilets, and Scary Weather Welcome back to the CGS Blog. We took a little hiatus after the new year because I started a new job and a new semester at school. Sorry for the delay and thank you for coming back. This…
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The Warminster Thing - Aliens, Bangers, and Hitachi hums
Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal Episode 25 – The Warminster Thing: Aliens, Bangers, and Hitachi hums https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Welcome back to the Citizen’s Guide Blog! This was supposed to be a Christmas episode but I had a sort of crazy couple of weeks that resulted in my lazy...
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La Llorona: Ladies in white, Period Jokes, and Sassy Snakes
Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal - Episode 24 – La Llorona: Ladies in White, Period Jokes, and Sassy Snakes https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Welcome back to The Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal blog. In this episode we cover a weeping woman from South America who lives by water and...
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Lizzy Borden and The Bloody Hatchet Wounds
Episode 23 - Lizzy Borden and The Bloody Hatchet Wounds Donate here: https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Welcome back to the CGS blog. This episode is not just a true crime story, it is the stuff of legends for anyone who grew up in Massachusetts. Lizzy Borden was accused of murdering her...
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Episode 22 Crop Circles
Citizen’s Guide to the Supernormal – Episode 22 Crop Circles and Terrible Christopher Walken Impressions https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Welcome back to the CGS Blog. It’s our one-year anniversary and we’re knee deep in impeachment testimonies or witch hunt 2019, depending on where you…
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Episode 21 - The One Where Jordan Speaks Welsh
Citizen’s Guide to the Supernormal Episode 21 The One Where Jordan Speaks Welsh www.Patreon.com/sargethedestroyer Welcome to the CGS Blog. We’ve been a little preoccupied lately but we finally got this one done. When I say we, I of course mean Maynerd. Anyway, we’d like to drop a big thank you to...
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Episode 20: Local Legends and Disappointing Pot
Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal Episode 20 Local Legends and a Disappointing Pot Well, here we are, Episode 20! Sorry it’s a little late but while editing, I deleted everything because I am a dumb stupid poopy head according to sources close to the matter. Anyway, we’ve come a long way (name…
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Episode 19: Possession is the mother of invention, probably?
Citizen’s Guide to the Supernormal Episode 19 Possession is the mother of invention, probably? Patreon.com/sargethedestroyer Youtube.com/sargethedestroyer Welcome back to the CGS blog, y’all. On this episode we cover possession. Specifically the possession of a young woman from 1675 in Colonial...
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Episode 18- Guam got ghosts
Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal -Episode 18 Guam’s Got Ghosts Well, here we are at episode 18. This one took a long time to get released because I was working on a project in Atlanta. While I was there, I was supposed to be meeting some famous people but they mysteriously came down with a case...
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Episode 17- Betty And Barney Hill If You Love Brown And Green, You’re Going To Love New Hampshire
Episode 17- Betty and Barney Hill: If You Love The Colors Brown And Green, You’re Going To Love New Hampshire Welcome back to the CGS blog. This episode is the second part of Betty and Barney Hill’s incredible story. In the first episode we talk about what supposedly happened. In this episode we...
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Episode 16 Betty And Barny Hill: Abduction, Aliens, and Racist Mountain Names
Episode 16- Betty and Barney Hill: Abduction and Racist Mountain Names Wow I fucking loved this episode. We recorded with very small live audience of some really good friends of ours. We laughed, we cried, we broke someone by accident. I hope you like it as much as we liked making it. We picked...
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Episode 15 The Willey Family: Live Free And Die Horribly
CGS Podcast Episode 15- The Willey Family: Live Free and Die Horribly Welcome back the CGS Blog. It’s been a bit since we dropped an episode but we’re back like cooked crack, y’all. This week, we’re going all the way up to the great white north, AKA New Hampshire. We talk specifically about the...
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Episode 14- El Chupacabra: Lady-Gardens and The Worst Santa Ever
Episode 14- El Chupacabra: Lady Gardens and Evil Santa Hey everyone, we made a survey, we'd love your feedback, it's just 5 questions. https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/6J7BVYB Well here we are at episode 14. This is should be a light journey through the weirdness that is The Puerto Rican Yeti. The...
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Episode 13 - Spontaneous Human Combustion: That's Some Shoe...
CGS Blog Episode 13- Spontaneous Human Combustion This episode covers one of the craziest phenomenon in the world. It plays on the unthinkable fear of burning alive. The flames are inescapable. Do you suffocate? Do you burn alive? Is it a quick death? We just don’t know. There is really no...
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Episode 12 - Maynerd's Ghost
In this Episode, we learn about Maynerd's haunted house. Episode 12, Maynerd’s Ghost http://www.youtube.com/sargethedestroyer https://www.patreon.com/Sargethedestroyer Welcome back to the CGS blog. Last episode was pretty dark. This episode takes a different route. We enlisted the help of…
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Episode 11 - Hinterkaifeck: You're A Real Weirdo, Karen
This is a story about the horrible murder of an entire family... it's not an easy listen. Maybe don't make this your first episode with us... Episode 11- Hinterkaifeck Well, here we are at episode 11. I’m pretty excited about Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal and I hope you are too. I have no…
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Episode 10 - The Bridgewater Triangle Part 2: #itssometimesyetis
Part two of our conversation on the weirdest area in Massachusetts. Episode 10, The Bridgewater Triangle: Yeti Boogaloo http://www.youtube.com/sargethedestroyer https://www.patreon.com/Sargethedestroyer At the start of this episode, my 9 year old daughter gives a pretty spot on definition of...
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Episode 09 - The Bridgewater Triangle Part 1: The World's Okayest College
Part one of our conversation about the weirdest place in Massachusetts Episode 9, The Bridgewater Triangle https://www.patreon.com/Sargethedestroyer Welcome back to the CGS Blog. In this episode, we are discussing something near and dear to my heart, the weirdness that is Massachusetts. The...
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Episode 08 - The Jamison Family: Ghost Bullets
On this episode, we cover the strange disappearance of the Jamison Family Episode 8, The Jamison Family Welcome back to the CGS Blog. In this episode, we talked about the disappearance of a family of three. As a father it always bothers me a little more when we find out that children are…
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Episode 7- Strange Rains: Meat Showers and The Gulf Stream
Episode 7, Meat Showers Welcome back to the CGS Blog. Last episode was heavy. We covered the horrors of the unknown and how it can lead to wild speculation. We talked about silent struggles and the darkest side of mental illness. This episode couldn’t be more different and yet it still maintains...
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Episode 6 - Elisa Lam: How Could This Day Get Any Worse?
This is our stand-alone episode exploring the mysterious death of Canadian student, Elisa Lam Welcome back to the CGS Blog. This episode was a brutal one. Elisa’s death is the epitome of a mystery. A young woman seen on tape behaving erratically is later found deceased and completely nude in a...
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Episode 5 - Salem Witch Trials Part 2: You're the One Drawing All the Dirty Pictures
Let’s start with a joke. A guy goes into a therapist’s office, “Doc, I think I might have a problem.” The therapist says, “Okay, have a seat. I’m going to show you some ink blot pictures. Tell me what you you see.” The guy sits down and the doctor shows him the first ink blot. “Well Doc, it looks...
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Episode 4 - The Salem Witch Trials Part 1: The Devil's in the Details... and Glassware
This is Part 1 of our episode about the Salem Witch Trials. Episode 4, The Salem Witch Trials: This Actually What A Witch Hunt Looks Like. Welcome back to the CGS blog. This is another big episode for us. So big in fact that we had to make it a two part series. We originally decided on the idea…
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Episode 3 - Dyatlov Pass: USSR You Ready For Part 2?
This is Part 2 of our Dyatlov Pass Episode. Episode 3, USSR You Ready For Part 2 Welcome back to the CGS Blog. In our last episode we discussed the gruesome deaths of 9 hikers, killed mysteriously deep in the Ural Mountains. Admittedly, the episode was a little dry. We covered the timeline and…
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Episode 2 - Dyatlov Pass: USSR You Afraid of the Dark
This is part one of our Dyatlov Pass episode. It gets better. Episode 2: USSR You Afraid Of The Dark? If there is ever a searing indictment on the dangers of hiking, Dyatlov Pass is it. One guy fucking quit before it even started. The whole ordeal starts when 9 people enter the woods and it ends...
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Episode 1 - The Moon, The Myth, The Legend
This is the first episode of The Citizen's Guide To The Supernormal! In a dark, weirdly decorated south eastern Massachusetts basement, 3 people sat drunk and bleary eyed, considering the next step after the anticlimactic end of their first podcast. The sun had set for Misguided Musings after…
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This a podcast dedicated to the weird, unexplained, and all things sticky, stupid, and uncomfortable like a gloryhole in a nursing home.
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