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Cleaning House
by Real Housemaids
Two maids working for one of Manhattan's most high-end cleaning services tell all. Dirt, grime, trash and gossip. The show is an ever-evolving variety of interviews, storytelling, audio diaries, live cleaning sessions and much more.
Episodes
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Episode 29: Big Rags
Just more of that Housemaids content you little pigs crave: gross salads, ordering postmates from a celeb's phone, new clients and big hugeeee rags. Hurry on over to your trough, it's feeding time! As always send your cleaning inquiries, questions, comments, poetry to: [email protected]…
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Episode 28: Mop Destroyers
You wanted a new episode of housemaids? Well you cant afford us!!! Taxes, nieces, farewells, newly bi clients. It's unclear what topics we actually discuss but one thing's for certain: it's absolutely another episode of Cleaning House Send us your questions and comments NOW you ungrateful pigs!!...
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Episode 27: Really Nauseous Maids
On the first episode of Season 3, Rag and Sponge attempt to earn back the trust of you, our loyal pigs. Don't worry... we're still maids! Vertigo, listener letters and typically sad slices of life. DO keep in touch you messy piggies! Send your questions and comments to [email protected]…
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Episode 26: Our Hands
Sponge attempts to get what's hers, Rag gets caught, lesbian stuff, maid hands and as always, more Enjoy Thanksgiving pigs! it may just be your last!! :) send ur questions, comments and bucket pics to: [email protected]
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Episode 25: The Cucked Maid's Tale
Dishwashers, momentous cleaning anniversaries and of course being cucked on this, our 25th ep Enjoy Pigs! And as always write us at: [email protected]
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Episode 24: Hello, PIg!
The third episode of our Housemaids reboot kicks off with a thank you message to our fans!! Sponge has vertigo and Rag commits a shocking crime Enjoy pigs! Email us your questions or comments at: [email protected]
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Episode 23: WHERE'S MY BRACELET??
On this meandering ep, Rag and Sponge talk Lenny Kravitz, their own nightmarishly dirty apartments and the titular phrase every client says when they're about to burn you at the stake: "WHERE'S MY BRACELET?" Steaming hot celeb tid bits runneth over in the second half for our most patient buckets
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Episode 22: Old Maids
Reboot your dyson, Rag and Sponge are back after a four year blackout. They can't remember a thing! For a free consultation email [email protected]
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Episode 21: Housemaids FM
The Housemaids have hijacked an actual undisclosed FM radio station in this weeks censor beep-happy episode. Recorded during the radio dead zone which was the series finale of Breaking Bad and the season premier of Homeland, this loungy episode is best enjoyed in your biggest, comfiest recliner,...
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Episode 20: Slouching Towards Provincetown
IT'S OUR 20TH EPISODE BITCH! Celebrate with Rag and Sponge in typical fashion as Sponge cleans for an aformentioned not-so-hot WASPy guy and Rag looks back on his first summer in the service industry in Provincetown.
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Episode 19: Friend Vacation
In this whirlwind of a month, we've time travelled from all the way back in June 2013 to this weeks episode, set in the NEARLY present day. Join us as we reunite for the first time in months in Rag's cozy, boho trailer in Provincetown, MA, the epicenter of all things spooky and gay. The date is...
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Episode 18: The Anna Kendrick of Clients
Welcome back! This week we travel back in time once again. The time is early July 2013. Rag had just QUIT working for Madame X and in typical fashion, under a cloud of shame and complaints. The gals disect his final days as a maid and his recent confrontations with mega wealthy psychopathatic...
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Episode 17: Devilish Maids
They're pretty, they're skinny, they've got a "brand new" show on Lifetime and no, I'm not talking about the Real Housemaids. Marc Cherry has gone and done it again folks. First he exposed America's housewives as Desperate and now him and false prophet Eva Longoria have appropriated Our culture…
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Episode 16: Maidland Grodiness Advisory System
This week we unveil our new Maidland Security Advisory System. This is both a tired joke from 11 years ago and a convenient way for us to impart the grodiness levels we encounter on a daily basis. Just like the dated refference, the system goes from green to red, green being very nice houses with…
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Episode 15: Duplicity
And we're back! This week Rag and Sponge decided to go their separate ways. While Rag was away shooting a scene on location, Sponge filed papers with the NYC county clerk citing 'irreconcilable differences in cleaning style.' Let's be honest, a trial separation had been coming down the pike for a...
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Episode 14: 20% Done
This weeks episode is a live audio diary of a clean we did together in a financial district loft. Join us as we unravel the lives of a couple of non-denominational prosecutors for the US justice system and their boringly named baby. Dell computers, John Adams (the miniseries) on Blu-Ray, first...
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Episode 13: Midnight in the Garden of Maids and Evil
Lucky number 13! This weeks episode is a love letter to our new HATER. That's right, we are finally popular enough to have exactly one hate comment and we dissect every part of that milestone. Including ourselves! As we reflect on how far we've come, a Housemaid has to wonder, are we evil? Other...
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Episode 12: The Rihanna of Maids
Welcome back! Recently, while taking in some of NYC's notorious "culture", we ran into an old prep school chum who we discovered was also IN THE BIZ. High school may be all queen-bees-and-wannabes but in the world of maids, there are no popular girls. Listen here to our leisurely chat with DUSTY,...
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Episode 11: Serious Lunch
Serious Lunch (see-ree-OS LUN-ch) Noun 1. A fun lunch with your best friend that takes a serious turn. 2. When you think you're going to a casual lunch, but your bestie has something unexpected and important to get off her chest This weeks episode starts with a blues riff in the key of MAID.…
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Episode 10: UPTOWN/DOWNTOWN
We've made it people! Episode 10! Today we look into the VERY different lives of two clients we've shared this past year. One is the quintessential upper east side diva. An heiress of a broadway fortune, she lives out her days attending galas and dinner parties, in french castles and of course…
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Episode 9: The View
THE TABLES HAVE TURNED! This week the maids have done a full 180 and turned the mics on a group of lucky fans! We asked four people 5 questions and we think their answers will shock AND tickle you. Topics covered: Dirtiest roommates, grossest bathrooms, childhood memories and much more... And as...
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Episode 8: THE BUCKET SLAM OPEN MIC
People this week we have gone completely off the rails. We proudly present to you the first ever RHMNY BUCKET SLAM, reading new works of poetry and fiction based on real people and events. Today’s program includes Rag’s new short story “Randy” and Sponge’s classic poem “No Dishwasher”. Randy is...
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Episode 7: Can I Take Your Order?
Welcome back from christmas break! Get your next “semester” started off right with our brand new episode. This week we unveil a couple new segments: 1. “What’s in your Bucket?” AND 2. “Can I Take your Order?” TRANSLATION: The gals talk about what nastiness has been in their buckets lately and at…
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Episode 6: SAVAGES
The gals are back for another SUPREMELY EVIL episode… This week is an artisanal cocktail of diary entries, gchats, maid on maid gay action and just generally dishing dirt in a way that is completely inappropriate. And with a little Dickensian twist of holiday lime we revisit the clients we would...
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Episode 4: Desperation
On this episode, the gals talk about opera singers, why people who watch "How I Met Your Mother" are lonely and more! Our previous episodes can be found at realhousemaids.tumblr.com
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Episode 3: Sex, Drugs and Cleaning Bowls
After a long summer illness hiatus, the Real Housemaids are back! On this episode Sponge and Rag talk about dreams, vaporizers, magnum condoms and we start a new feature: "The Maid's Diary"
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Episode 2: Trouble
This week the maids talk about getting in trouble and more
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Episode 1: Cleaning House
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Two maids working for one of Manhattan's most high-end cleaning services tell all. Dirt, grime, trash and gossip. The show is an ever-evolving variety of interviews, storytelling, audio diaries, live cleaning sessions and much more.
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Two maids working for one of Manhattan's most high-end cleaning services tell all. Dirt, grime, trash and gossip. The show is an ever-evolving variety of interviews, storytelling, audio diaries, live cleaning sessions and much more.
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