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Clever Name Podcast
by Ryan
Clever Name Podcast is a "comedy" podcast with hot takes and unfunny commentary. We are like the ugly chick in the hot friend group, extremely unappealing but when you run out of options we are always here.
Episodes
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Open Source Rapple Pocket - Clever Name Podcast #549
Ryan has some safe space confessions to make and it is not received well. We reinvent the greatest the greatest invention Apple have ever created for a faction of the cost. Canada has officially been concurred with the ending of hockey night in Canada being replaced with cricket for the first…
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P**sy In The Walls - Clever Name Podcast #548
We are back and Ryan is feeling sick while having weird dreams, we remember the great commercials from the early 2000s like the war amp, house hippos and everyone gotta have a thing. Spike tv was the greatest channel ever made and Ryan calls a late night phone s*x line. A present was left in the...
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Physical Memes - Clever Name Podcast #547
Ryans Birthday is here and we have got some mail, drama is happening in the Podcasts Are Gay Podcast Network and Ryan shares his first kiss experience. We play Whos That Rule 34 again and open our first envelope of Physical Memes. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. BUY...
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Babysitter Tierlist - Clever Name Podcast #546
We are back and we try to make the best babysitter tierlist, Ryan teases his up coming collaboration with Brendan Sagalow and we get enraged by government red tape a vow to start our own cult. We open a brand new pack of unreleased card to give away to one lucky subscriber and Ryan shows off his...
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A Boy And His Koi - Clever Name Podcast #545
We are back with another classic episode and Ryan has invented some new gang signs, set up a collaboration with one of the greatest rappers of all time and we found out there is a horror burlesque show happening near us. We do our monthly giveaway for card packs and slabs and pick the winners....
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Shock Karaoke 3 - Clever Name Podcast #544
Martin and Ryan recap after getting back from the Rob Zombie Marilyn Manson concert, we discuss the beer, doughnut, run, c*m debate and Ryan is getting fat and learning about belly button cleanliness. We open a new pack of our trading cards and we do round three of shock collar karaoke. All this...
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My Way Or The Ryway - Clever Name Podcast #543
We go through the lore of "the game", We do a meme review of the past 15 years and Ryan had to change his tire on the side of the highway and had an "accident". We give a passionate speech on how dumb the fans are, Ryan gives his conspiracies on where the world is being directed and we try to…
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Time Travel Dragons - Clever Name Podcast #542
The first 24 hour podcast will happen when we hit 50 subscribers to podcastsaregay.com. Sleep streams are the new meta, dragons are real and so is time travel. Ocean 2 just dropped and we play a round of guess the guy. Ryan completes the Casgayda song from last week and so much more on this weeks...
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Casgayda - Clever Name Podcast #541
New intro was made for this weeks show, Ryan thanks all the fans with some big giveaways this month and Dodds is missing after Boots and hearts. Ryan got an ingrown nail, we show off the newest card coming out this month and gen z has a new tread Ryan is upset about. Lastly Ryan performs his…
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Call Me Drake (Paw Patrol) By Tom Deshlong Ft Blake - Clever Name Podcast #539
Ryan is having panic attacks, we get some mail to our PO box and our package was received by our friend Dave in California with a special surprise in it. Would you rather have an Onlyfans girlfriend thats a virgin or a wife who used to be a sl*t? Plus sized Park Hoppers are the newest podcast...
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Pinch & Twist and The Pick & Flick
The diarrhea virus is sweeping the nation, Ryans is pissing off more Indians on the internet and has a weird interaction with a trans woman. Ryan hates the podcast intro now and wants to make a new one, Dodds does his first edition of his drink review show called "Pour Decisions" and Martin does...
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Wheres My Foreskin - Clever Name Podcast #536
The full Forever Gay Edition is out now, we go through the list of thing that men believe they could do like land a plane, fight a chimp and deliver a baby. We play the 3rd edition of Clever Name Family Feud where we get a Daves top answers to 5 questions and Martin tries to get them. We gamble…
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Shitting My Pants - Clever Name Podcast #535
We ask AI to tell us what our soulmates would look like, Europe is going through a heat wave so we play a game of what kills more people than not having AC in Europe and we complete the final goal for the mouth of June by premiering the music video for Shitting My Pants. Dodds joins to present…
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Dads Comments - Clever Name Podcast #534
The boys are back together and Blake joins us this week to recap Dodds getting wild, Blakes concert and Ryan's experience with a little person. Ryan's Neighbor overdosed and we play Ryan's dads p*rn comments game for the one and only time ever. Ryan completes the entirety of the gay song parody…
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Grand Theft Auto Blow - Clever Name Podcast #501
Aliens are just a cover up for how awesome salves were. We open up our package from Autoblow and have a life changing experience. Neo home robot and we play another round of the Mongolian throat singing game. This Is the edited version of the show, if you want the FULL version check out...
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No Fathers Day - Clever Name Podcast #533
Women are evil to each other, we are doing the first ever annual online game of skate, Ryan got an email from the RCMP and he is on the Epstein list now. Ryan has new pit viper energy and was complimented by the youth, we rank the different types of fathers for fathers day and we recap our…
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Hog Water - Clever Name Podcast #532
Ryan is back from a funeral and had some weird experiences, we make our living wills for what we want to happen when we die. We have another million dollar idea to pitch to the shark tank guys and we see what lil windex is up to. This and so much more on this week Clever Name PodcastBUY TRADING...
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Hot Dr.Pepper - Clever Name Podcast #531
Hot Dr Pepper is great for those cold winter days. So Martin drinks a hot Dr Pepper Ryan left in the back of his car for a week. Ryan hates seatbelts and the fascist government is forcing the people to use them and Ryan only dates crazy. We do another round of shock Karaoke to help us hit the…
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Lint Bisket - Clever Name Podcast #530
Dodds joins us to talk about @billyisterrible seeing our Stuart Little Card, and spot some bars to see if we can get a feature. A fan has made an edit of the "forever" gay parody, Dodds cheats at our version of head bandz and we make our list of goals for June. Ryan gets lint stuck in his ball...
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Jerussy Promised 3000 Years Ago - Clever Name Podcast #529
Ryan has been fighting with Indians on the internet again, we have been rejected from the Norman Polycule and Ryan gives us another example of the things he thinks of at night. Ryan has become a famous rapper and has wrote some new bars for us and we have a fresh pack of trading cards just...
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Fritoes - Clever Name Podcast #528
We are still riding the high of last weeks episode trying to figure out who sent us a box of stuff from Buffalo. Hilary Duff drops a sports illustrated photoshoot, hot Dr. Pepper is disgusting and They Boys Josh Dubs and Mully Open another pack of our trading cards. Ryan has an embarrassing…
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Gayke Pee Is Stored In The Balls - Clever Name Podcast #527
Ryan is having a bad week and is upset at Canadian Tire for almost killing him, China is lying about the amount of people they have in their country and Shrek rave is back and we plan to attend. We receive an unmarked box to our PO box with no return address and it is filled with some amazing...
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Coochella - Clever Name Podcast #525
Ryans stalker Gay Martin has sent a few voice messages in response to "false martin's" new song. We find a new revolutionary kick starter product that allows you to listen to music through your butthole. Martin is caught at a mall taking pictures of women changing and Ryan gives us another…
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The Great Long Distance Sh*t Off - Clever Name Podcast #525
Its time for the annual Great Long Distance Sh*t off. We drink laxatives and eat taco bell, last one to sh*t wins. Gay Martin send us a werid email and we turn it into the song of the summer. A spot has opened up in a polycule so we fill out the form to join. The guy who made heelys has passed…
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MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ - Clever Name Podcast #523
Ryan has another embarrassing story that will be edited out of the public version of the show. Ryan was pulled over by the cops and has a new technique to get out of a ticket. New gay identities just dropped and Ryan now identifies as a Murdered Indigenous Woman. We open BRAND NEW trading cards...
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Chinese Piss Egg - Clever Name Podcast #522
Ryan pulls the same April Fools joke he does every year and had a moment with an Indian gas station clerk. A new visa scam involves pretending to get robbed to extend visa status and Ryans cat Brian ran away from home in the freezing cold. China has a drink with Ryans favorite ingredient, Ai is…
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Chick-fil-a Milkshake - Clever Name Podcast #519
We are joined by Dodds to drink our shipment of Australian alcohol. We go to the kitchen and create the first ever drinkable chick-fil-a meal. We force it into our bodies by any way possible. Ryan gets drunk and tries to identify hamburgers and Dodds some drunken stories. All this and more on…
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Reverse Charades - Clever Name Podcast #518
We have ZERO technical difficulties and everything runs smooth. We play reverse charades where Martin is given instructions to act out in order to guess a prompt. We check out the hit band "i hate the Beatles", Martin blind ranks his favorite countries and we receive an amazing package from...
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Kuato In My Nuts - Clever Name Podcast #517
Ryan has a Kuato on his balls and feminine c*m, we play another edition of everyones favorite game "the sandwich game" and give away some free clever name podcast card packs. Guessing the mugshot with the crime and much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast BUY TRADING CARDS:...
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Martin Has Aids - Clever Name Podcast #516
Its Martins Birthday and we find out he has aids. We open some gifts sent to the PO box and Martin has some of his dreams come true. We are sent some classic Australian goodies that almost make Ryan vomit. Blake joins us to play Smash or pass with Olympic athletes and so much more on this weeks...
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Oar or Ore - Clever Name Podcast #515
This week we find out who polish people hate, why valentines day sucks and Ryan has a metal break down. We play Oar or Ore and throw out support to the new hit musical Slam Frank. We are presented with a gauntlet of WTF videos this week And so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast
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Ryans Yeast Infection - Clever Name Podcast #513
We are joined by Dodds again and Ryan is accused of having a yeast infection. We blind rank random things again and Martins favorite polish cafe is closing. We play the Football or Fake name game and try to guess if a name is a real football player or a ridiculous name Ryan made up. We play the…
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Sucking and Salts - Clever Name Podcast #512
Ryan, Martin and Dodds start this week by playing the newest edition of Clever Name Family Feud but this time we get all the answers from Blake. We open some mail from the PO box and Ryan huffs some smelling salts. Autoblow has spoiled us with some new gadgets and we test them out live on the…
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Tits And Tots - Clever Name Podcast #511
We invented the worlds first tater tots cup, ryan teaches u to drink potatos and we hit another one million view clip this week. Martin wanted to see tits this week so we guess some celebrities nudes then create the first official tit tier list. We try to master the mug shot matching game and a…
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Whos That Rule 34 - Clever Name Podcast #510
Ryan has defeated the Chick-fil-A milkshake, soup and iPhones are for gays and women, and we find out that we are middle aged. Dodds joins us to play Whos That Rule 34 game, and we do another round of blind ranking. All this and the a man makes the weirdest scrambled eggs ever on this weeks…
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British Food or Shit - Clever Name Podcast #509
We give our hot takes on people calling their boy friends and girl friends "Partner ". Canada has continued Ryans childhood tradition of keeping kids in "autism cages". We play the classic game "British Food Or Shit" where we guess if a picture is of a pile of shit or food british people eat. We...
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It Was Actually 8 Million - Clever Name Podcast #508
Ryans Family is passing on the tradition of giving black santas for Christmas, We found Thick Liz's house and they have been reported to the bad tenants Facebook group. Eve Jobs is worth switching to apple products, we are now the most pro Israel podcast on the planet in order to cash in on the...
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Keep Believing In Your Dreams - Clever Name Podcast #507
Ryan hates the British for accusing him of not knowing the difference between the British and Irish accent. Gay Martin sent us an email exposing Ryans escapades in the hockey locker rooms. Martin has a police stand off around the corner from his house forcing him in a lock down, Ryans local mall...
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British or Ret@rded - Clever Name Podcast #506
Martin and Ryan talk about running away from home and more embarrassing stories. Jeff is back with more of the sh*ttiest videos so we do a sh*tty video gauntlet where we watch the worst videos they can find. We play the newest hit game sweeping the nation "British or Ret@arded" where we have to...
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Newlyweird Game (EDITED PODCAST VERSION #505)
Martin and Ryan discuss the new fans that have blocked Ryan for his takes on jokes. Ryan opens an NEW pack of clever name cards and we play the newlyweird game where we try to match answers to the most important questions. All this and so much more with an EXTRA two hours ONLY for subscribers to...
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Newly Weird Game - Clever Name Podcast #505
Martin and Ryan discuss the new fans that have blocked Ryan for his takes on jokes. We play the horrible pitch game, Ryan opens an NEW pack of clever name cards and we play the newlyweird game where we try to match answers to the most important questions. All this and so much more with an EXTRA…
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Scuffed Family Feud - Clever Name Podcast #503
We play the worst edition of Family Feud where Ryan has gotten the top 5 answers for different scuffed categories from his girlfriend and Martin need to guess all five to win the point. Loser has to wear a diaper on the podcast.
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PODCAST WAR WCR Vs Clever Name Podcast #502 Edited Version
Weedcap Radio has disgraced Ryan from the clever name podcast and it devolves into a full blown podcast war. We do the science and find out that all water is pee, Chinas bridges are collapsing despite Ryans faith in them, Martin makes a cheese coffee and we open a pack of the most offensive card…
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Hair Freshener - Clever Name Podcast #499
Buckle up for episode #499 of the Clever Name Podcast: "The Thicc Liz Situation"! Hosts Ryan, Martin, Dodds, and the chaotic crew dive into the absurd and hilarious – from Ryan and "shit bag" Corey getting hilariously "j*erked off" by the legendary Thicc Liz (you gotta hear this story), to Martin...
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Soper and Brown and Martin Show - Clever Name Podcast #498
Clever Name Podcast fell of since Ryan stopped smoking weed, we open the new cards from series 9 of the cnp cards and Canada will arrest Benjamin Netanyahu if he steps foot in Canada yet we have sent 300 million dollars to Israel. Online hate speech laws around the world are on the rise but the...
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Jailed For Jokes - Clever Name Podcast #497
Martin is back in the studio and an all out nerf war has started. Ryan has an unpleasant experience that cost Canadian tire money and the 50 foot Indian god has been placed in Brampton. Bill C9 in Canada threatens the show and comedy as a whole and we all might end up in jail for jokes that are...
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Soccer Vs Football - Clever Name Podcast #496
Ryan is living like an African child without water for over a day, we are still getting screwed over by the Canada post strike so we play a game to see what jobs in Canada make less than what the Canada post employees are asking for. We have been banned for Youtube yet again for making fun of...
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Buddy Blow - Clever Name Podcast #495
Martin got Ryan more gifts for his birthday, Ryan has new cards to show off and Martin wants to try some pickle Pepsi. We open mail form the PO box, we design some new auto blow ideas. We guess the penis size by country, we check our stock portfolio. Irish police don't know how to speak polish, a...
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Martins Bussy Candle - Clever Name Podcast #494
Martin brings Ryan a birthday candle that smells like bussy, movies are all rug pulls now and Martin gets a feet video. Pedal files will be put to death under the Ryan administration, Ryan is having the worst week of his life and is taking out on everyone. Every ends with an elephant walk. All…
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Lafubu - Clever Name Podcast #493
Martin and Ryan are back and talking videos games, tree forts and p*ssholes. We play race georguessr, we are updated on Martins trans neighbor and we see if we can fit on a ride with a plus sized park hoppers and Artty give us another pokemon to guess. All this and so much more on this weeks…
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Clever Name Podcast is a "comedy" podcast with hot takes and unfunny commentary. We are like the ugly chick in the hot friend group, extremely unappealing but when you run out of options we are always here.
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Clever Name Podcast is created and hosted by Ryan.
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