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Clever Name Podcast
by Ryan
Clever Name Podcast is a comedy podcast with immature, offensive, grotesque topics and idiotic games. Hosted by two guys who doesn't know what hes doing but every once and awhile stumbles into a joke.
Episodes
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Living Like A Screech Owl - Clever Name Podcast #271
Jack is out living his passion of breaking into abandoned buildings, Martin is back from the brink of death and Ryan remembers his childhood as a screech owl solving mysteries in his town. Canada is creating Vaccine factions and more hate speech laws. All this plus a man factures his penis on…
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Stuck Fetish - Clever Name Podcast #269
People are shooting each other over road rage and front kicking homeless woman, stuck fetish is a lucrative career path and Ryan is still struggling with his bulimia. Ryan took candy from a pedophile when he was a kid and wants to be a tree when hes dead. All this an more on this weeks Clever…
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Shit n' Slide - Clever Name Podcast #268
The biggest slip and slide in the world has an out break of diarrhea, Ryan has bulimia, we discuss Ryan's devastating lost in backyard boxing and our review of hungry bitches the movie. All this and much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. If you want more CNP watch live every Saturday at...
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Backyard Boxing - Clever Name Podcast #267
We prepare for the backyard boxing even we have going on tomorrow. Who can can say the n-word is solved through a YouTube video. We find out what people are doing when they are supposed to be working and listen to a man who was bitten in the face by an alligator
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Drunk Jack - Clever Name Podcast #266
Jack drinks, Ryan hates fun and Martin loves pizza biased domestic assault. This and So much more on this episode of Clever Name Podcast
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Shock Pictionary - Clever Name Podcast #265
Ive got a pussy, you've got a dick, lets do it quick is banned in Russia. We play Shock Pictionary with the live chat and we find out if you can break brick with dicks. All this and more on this episode of Clever Name Podcast
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Im A Dick...Im Addicted To You - Clever Name Podcast #264
2:44 Martins love for Simple plan is exposed. 11:16 Martin wants a simple plan tattoo and Ryan is just the man for the job. Ryan give his recap of Kong Vs Godzilla. 33:25 Howie Mandel makes porn.
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Rules Of Consent Ft. David - Clever Name Podcast #263
Non Consensual Fingering, getting high on rotting meat, pooping in bags and vending machine pizza with Dan Z.
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Pooception - Clever Name Podcast #262
The return of the Ryans wrist lump. We play Guess What's in My Hole 00:31:53 Jack blows our minds with an incredible guess 00:40:37 We find out what a penis plug is and its awful 00:42:01 Buddy Penis Plugs so you can use it with a friend. 01:01:03 What was stuck in peoples butt in 2020 1:16:07 We...
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Gay Martin Jumps The Shark - Clever Name Podcast #261
Gay Martin send dozens of emails and we try to decipher the madness. Crystal loses her weed and Ryan finds it for her. We find out that grenade shaped sex toys are a thing including one with a butthole you can have sex with. The first baby is born with 3 dicks and we find the world most...
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Puerto Rican White Supremacist - Clever Name Podcast #260
2:09 Jack opens the show with more important questions about cake. 10:37 Not only can you squirt milk out of your eye if you snort it, some girls can squirt milk out of there armpits. 15:15 Jack checks his whiteness and things get out of hand (you can probably skip this part). 27:10 Gay martin is...
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Dick and Cake Dilemma - Clever Name Podcast #259
Jack has a pressing question that he found on tiktok. 4:36 Martin had a job interview last week and it went perfectly. 7:31 We crush the answers of the top interview questions. 19:27 We watch three fight videos and pick this weeks fight of the night. 29:31 We listen to the metal version of WAP...
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He Finna Pull Out The Glick - Clever Name Podcast #258
Dan Z is back after having his eyes open to the flat earth and we get to listen to a man on the verge of shitting his pants for an hour. We learn about the wonderful world of onlyfucks.com when Dan signs up for an account. A man has sex with an Elmo doll and its caught on camera and toys cost 700...
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Whos The Pedophile - Clever Name Podcast #257
I always have to write a description and i take a lot of time doing it even though its riddled with spelling errors. Does anyone even read this? Does this actually make you decide whether you are going to listen to this podcast? I think youd be more interested in a book if that's the case. This…
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Turd In A Box - Clever Name Podcast #256
5:35 Jess is back with another shitty video and we check out horny kinky boy.com. 9:32 We check out the listing where you can buy a real shit in a box. 14:50 A guy makes real guns look like nerf guns. 16.36 Martin knows how to use guns because "You play call of duty you know how to handle a gun"....
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Soap In Your Eyes Fight - Clever Name Podcast #255
1:14 The amount of fake genitals on amazon is astounding including ones with a man wearing a fake vagina masturbating. 6:34 Ryan has had a lot of brain damage which explains so much. 16:03 Martin thinks he can fight of a murderer while taking a shower and having soap in his eyes which starts a...
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Naked Girls Masturbating On Cars - Clever Name Podcast #254
1:54 We are now competing with the Obama and Bruce Springsteen podcast and Ikea Podcast. 11:17 Some people in the world like to get the balls stomped on until they rupture for sexual gratification so we watch that. 25:05 Raging three hour erection may be a side effect of Covid-19. 28:07 Ad Break....
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Jackashi 69 - Clever Name Podcast #253
2:53 Everyone's favorite racist Puerto Rican drops some bars for us. 13:00 Ryan almost get rona and smashes and runaway car all in one day. 23:07 Quick recap on how to suck your own dick. 25:42 Ryan's puss bag removal service is open for business, taking appointments now! 30:09 All you have to do...
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Phat Ass Basketball - Clever Name Podcast #252
I already wrote a description and it was deleted. I'm not doing it again
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Walt Disney Is An Anti-Semite - Clever Name Podcast #250
0:30 The pre podcast podcast is way better then the actual podcast so visit the http://clevernamepodcast.com to watch the before and after the show shenanigans.10:19 The process of creating the Canadian Fighting leave is underway. 19:56 Black history month assignments have changed ALOT since we...
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The Balldo - Clever Name Podcast #247
3:40 Ryan is getting closer the his Tom Selleck Mustache and is again pushing Martin to go for the Jared Leto Jesus look. 8:19 Ryan has disgusting neck hair that Martin wants to pluck because "it would be fun". 13:15 We are officially entering the "know your vulva challenge" where you draw a...
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Piss Rags And Ice Boxing - Clever Name Podcast #246
Ryan has a problem with piss driblets after he pees and we go down the piss rags for dabbing your dick after you pee vortex. Ryan in now working on his own line. Some lady in the UK finds out that Gwyneth Paltrow's pussy candles are explosive and we find a whole line for dick, ball and cum…
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Hacked Cock Lock - Clever Name Podcast #245
The Puerto Rican White Supremist Jack survived after giving out is email to and offering to sext with Gay Martin. Weeks ago we found out about a chastity belt that connects to the internet to be locked and unlocked. Now hackers have held a man ransom by demanding bitcoin to unlock his belt.…
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Puerto Rican N-Word Pass - Clever Name Podcast #244
Before the show Jack is getting loose on acid and now we have our pre and post show podcast videos on Clevernamepodcast.com. Ryan is feeling good about the podcast this week and is motivated to make 2021 the best year for us. Gay Martin sends some more emails so we decide to call him. Jack try's…
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Horse Choppa - Clever Name Podcast #243
New year, new studio, new round of crippling depression. Everyone is sad so Ryan's sad and Gay Martin is being extra creepy. Anthony Sullivan tries to sell us the horse chopper and Martin is buying. Our unpaid intern Jess's Shitty video of the week is getting closer and closer to making Ryan puke...
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Last Show Of 2020 - Clever Name Podcast #242
We are LIVE the day after Christmas! While all your favorite podcasts are on vacation its our time to shine. We quickly figure out the pound for pound power level rankings and it turns out Jesus would destroy Goku. Martin tries to get better at describing things through shock therapy we have a re...
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Speed Hentai Drawing - Clever Name Podcast #241
After a rollercoaster of a week on the Vietnamese improv charts Clever Name Podcast skyrocketed to number 2 then dramatically fell to 16th. To combat this downward spiral we compete in the first speed hentai drawing contest and Jack from the Just Conversation Podcast picks a winner. Martin just...
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Vietnamese Improv - Clever Name Podcast #240
This week on the number 5 podcast on the Vietnamese Improv charts the winner of the great stash off is decided by the guy with the greatest mustache we know, Hugo. We call Hugo and he sings us some songs and tells us some stories to bring Martin out of his depression. We listen to some insane Gay...
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Fuck Me With A Plunger - Clever Name Podcast #239
Ryan is crushing the Great Stash Off with a thick luxurious mustache Tom Selleck would be jealous off. Gay Martin made some sort of weird music video and we do a full recap of the hit series Sex Factor. We make our picks to be the next big porn star and watch the highlights from the full season....
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The Great Sex Factor Shaman Stash Off - Clever Name Podcast #238
The First Clever Name Podcast Stash Race has officially started and Martin will shave his face to see if he can grow a mustache thicker than Ryans, while Ryan has a month head start. Jack From The Just Conversation Podcast joins us to be our "Young Jamie" and is critical in helping Ryan find his...
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Trans Awareness Week - Clever Name Podcast #237
Its Trans Awareness Week and we decide to spread some education and it almost breaks Martin. Ryan is a certified MD after performing an asperation of his wrist and we watch the video. We try to justify horrible things and check in on what the homeless encampment is doing in Washington. Finally we...
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The First Podcast - Clever Name Podcast #236
Aaron joins us to re-listen to our very first podcast we ever recorded. We slowly find out it was much worse than we could have ever remembered and we spiral into self doubt and shame. Once we are done torturing ourselves with cringe, we fill Aaron in on the Gay Martin saga and listen to more of...
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Fuck Me Self With A Potato - Clever Name Podcast #235
Ryan is afraid to walk alone at night because a man in a polar bear suit could be around any corner. Gay Martin is pissed at Ryan's incompetence and has gone silent but we read through the backlog of rambling emails trying to understand his creepy insanity. We watch Jess's shitty video of the…
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Mitochondria Is The Powerhouse Of The Cell - Clever Name Podcast #234
Martin and Jess have teamed Ryan is attacked my a crazy guy in polar bear costume at his works parking lot. We listen to more Gay martin audio that is more confusing then ever and we do our first official Jess's Shitty Video Of The Week. Finally we learn that the mitochondria is the power house…
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Change My Mind Farts and Fans - Clever Name Podcast #233
Ryan hates fun, Halloween and holidays in general because everyone is just a spooky poser. We find out Ryan defiantly banged his high school English teacher and we are pretty sure Gay Martin is a pedophile. Mighty bean technology is being used to examine buttholes with a new robot. Mcbroken is an...
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Shock Spelling Bee 3- Clever Name Podcast #232
Martin has been released from quarantine and ready to discuss wtf happen while he was gone. We recount the last live stream on twitch when we were convinced something bad happened to our unpaid intern jess and we go through the evolution of smoking indoors and Gameboys. Then its time for the…
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Selling Panties Online - Clever Name Podcast #231
Martin is still in quarantine so long time fan and unpaid intern Jess fills in to talk about her lucrative used panties business. Enjoy the fun while Jess licks and chews on her microphone while getting increasingly drunk and Ryan struggles to figure out what going on. Turns out vibrators, dildos...
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Full Celebrity Cancel Pool - Draft 2
The second round of The Celebrity Cancel Pool Draft. We pick from a massive catalog of celebrities who we think may be canceled in the next 6 months, to see who can rack up the most points. If your pick gets accused of something that could get them canceled then you get 20 points. If your pick…
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The One With All The Memories - Clever Name Podcast #230
Aaron is back to co host a show like the old days because Martin has been Quarantined for the next 2 weeks. Ryan solves corona virus with zorbs and Aaron is a party pooper that never wants to have fun like jumping out of 30 foot high windows with a towel as a parachute. We remember some of the...
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Full Celebrity Cancel Pool - Draft 1
Here is first round draft of the full Celebrity Cancel pool. We pick from a massive catalog of celebrities who we think may be canceled in the next 6 months, to see who can rack up the most points. If your pick gets accused of something that could get them canceled then you get 20 points. If your...
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Me Too 2 : You Get Canceled Too - Clever Name Podcast #229
We are back after our virtual trip to Shrekfest 2020 and we have learned a lot. Mainly that we were right about it being a festival of people who like to get drunk, dress up like Shrek and have weird public sex. Martin has a heroin addict serial killer hunting him down in the middle of the night...
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Down The Wrong Pipe - Clever Name Podcast #228
To Be Continued from last week. We listen to the rest of the manifesto of gay Martin but first we try to find out exactly what we are in for this Saturday by watching the Shrekfest 2020 promo video. We listen to John Lennon's cover of All-star by Smash mouth and then watch some stuff go down the...
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Raped By A Polar Bear - Clever Name Podcast #227
Straight Martin is pushing for two podcasts a week because Gay Martin sent us so many videos and audio files we cant fit it into one episode. We spent almost the whole podcast going through Gay Martins manifesto including his master plan to rape me in a polar bear costume then move to a nice…
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EA Street Badminton Edition - Clever Name Podcast #226
We are back from camping and sore from playing hardcore competitive badminton, which gave us the million dollar idea of making EA Street Badminton Edition. We are making time to watch Shrek retold, a terrible homemade remake of Shrek the movie. Martin says it would be easy to eat a baconator in…
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Smashing My Webcam - Clever Name Podcast #225
Continuing the rapping with some Hillary duff and Ashley Tisdale inspired bars. Martin does know about George Bush doesn't care about black people. We are one of the top donors for shrekfest 2020 and how we have our website hyperlinked on there webpage and thats a terrible idea for them. The…
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Rapcast Feat. Gay Martin - Clever Name Podcast #224
We write and preform raps written by Gay Martin and straight Martin writes a rap about Ryans love for Hillary Duff. We are reminded that Ryan cant read and we have the first installment of the Gauntlet Speed Run. Remember to make you horrifying video compilations and send them to me at...
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Dogcast - Clever Name Podcast #223
Gizmo and Taco start their podcast Clever Name Dogcast by talking about toilet paper pieces that get stuck your asscrack for an excessive amount of time. Martin eats a whole onion and then some gay rap battles happen. Its a really jam packed show.
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The Cluster Fuck - Clever Name Podcast #222
Martin is in a Futurama head jar while Ryan is losing his mind because he doesn't know how to run a podcast. If you enjoy audio AND camera problems then this podcast is for you. Its like someone said "hey let try podcasting" and they have no fucking clue what they are doing. But its not that, its...
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Solving World Hunger - Clever Name Podcast #221
Martin is at home in his polish school and we finally get Hugo on the phone to tell us some stories about Pablo Escobar. Martin is challenged to a wrestling match by gay Martin to find out who is the one true Martin. The guy who robbed Ryan when he was younger reached out and wants to connect....
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Fartnite - Clever Name Podcast #219
We finally read the worlds number one comic book Fartnite. Prepare to enter the brown-eye of the s---storm! The kid-tested, Drake-approved cultural phenomenon of the century gets the Keenspot parody treatment in this explosive first issue of FARTNITE! Experience the flatulent adventures of a…
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Clever Name Podcast is a comedy podcast with immature, offensive, grotesque topics and idiotic games. Hosted by two guys who doesn't know what hes doing but every once and awhile stumbles into a joke.
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Clever Name Podcast is a comedy podcast with immature, offensive, grotesque topics and idiotic games. Hosted by two guys who doesn't know what hes doing but every once and awhile stumbles into a joke.
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