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Clickbait Update Podcast
by Justin and Samm
Clcickbait Update is a podcast where we online the internet, and click on all the things at the bottom of the page so you don't have to. Join the brother and sister team of Justin and Samm as they dive into clickbait list after clickbait list in search of... I don't know... Something!
Episodes
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Who Should Replace Meghan McCain On The View?
Oh! Hello again! I'm sorry this is coming out a little later than I would have wanted, for multiple reasons, and then made even more late because my post processing app of choice decided to not work for a few days... Not sure what that was about. Anyways! This sure is an episode of this show! It...
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What Would James Hetfield Do?
Sincerest apologies that this is so late! But hello again! We have returned with a weird little episode for you to listen to. We don't cover any lists, but we sure do talk a lot! There's some country music talk, there's some local Circle K drama, and local podcast commercials being great! So…
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NSYNC Or Backstreet?
Oh! Hello again! Sorry this episode is a bit late, my job is trying to kill me and I... Just didn't want to edit because of it. Sorry bout that. But hey! We did an episode about boy bands that people forgot about! Only one list this time... Because we wasted too much time talking about other...
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What If You Were Made Of Chips?
Oh Hello! I'm sorry, but despite the title of this podcast there's very little talk about chips. It's actually an entire episode about country music... No I'm not kidding. We seriously did that. Also there's no quiz, because we decided bearded dragons wearing costumes were more important... To be...
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What Happens If The Trix Rabbit Actually Eats Trix?
Oh! Hello again! Welcome to another episode of the podcast! It sure is a show you can listen to! On this episode we talk about Monopoly variants and Cereal Mascots. So listen to it with your ears! Email: [email protected] Twitter: @clickbaitupdate List 1: The 15 Most Unnecessary Versions…
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Matchbox 20 Monster Truck?
Oh! Hello again! On this episode we talk about monster trucks and Robot Wars. We also talk about Rob Thomas and Matchbox 20 a lot for absolutely no reason. Also, fair warning at some point Samm spoils the movie Cruella. We give a good amount of warning before it happens, but it does happen... I...
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Smokers Need To Be More Positive?
Oh hello again! On this episode we take a look at dumb celebrity quotes and bad names for dogs... Honestly that's really it. I could say more, but why? Just listen to it. Email: [email protected] Twiter: @clickbaitupdate List 1: 30 Dumb Quotes Celebrities Would Like You To Forget List 2…
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Who Is The Dan Miller Experience?
Oh! Hello again! On this episode we talk about people who legally changed their names and how to make a meditation room with ZERO space. We also probably talk about other stuff, but you'll have to listen to find out what it is! Enjoy! Email the show: [email protected] Twitter:...
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Rake Chat
What's the word Rake Nation!? Welcome to Rake Chat! This is the show where we gather all your rake news into a nice pile for you to dive right into! Join us as we take about what makes a good rake, how the experts test rakes and the best rakes on the market today! Email the show:...
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Do You Scratch Your Ear With Your Tongue?
Oh! Hello again! On this episode we're talking about fast food horror stories and sword facts! There's also a lot of talk about rakes and a lovely email about an out of line turkey! Enjoy! Email the show: [email protected] Twitter: @clickbaitupdate List 1: Fast Food Horror Stories: You...
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There's Robots In This?
Oh hello again! On this episode we narrowed it down to one list!... And then I added a ton of extra stuff and made basically a second list... Doesn't matter! We're talking about the best anime intros of all time in this episode! It's a lot to do about children with super powers and giant robots…
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Who's Behind the Milk Monopoly?
Oh! Hello again! On this episode we talk about absurd comic book super villain plots and cereal box prizes! Also I forget the name of every Fantastic Four member, we talk some real smack about Spoonman and... Probably some other stuff too! Hope you enjoy it! Email the show:...
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99 Problems Is About A Dog?
Oh! Hello again! We have returned from a bit of a break with this brand new episode about conservative hip hop songs and condiment rankings! There are a few times where we both seem to have completely forgotten how to do the show... But that's probably fine! Hope you enjoy it! Email:...
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Is Cereal Soup?
Hello again! On this episode we cover a bunch of weird Japanese things! We're talking about Japanese game shows and Japanese inventions. Sometimes Japan is okay... And boy sometimes it's not okay. So hopefully you enjoy it! Email the show: [email protected] Twitter: @clickbaitupdate List…
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Your Hair Needs To Listen More?
Hello again! Sorry we're late! Samm got sick and then I'm behind on editing because Audacity... Does bad things sometimes... Anyways! On this episode we're talking about a very special Young Adult novel and rock and roll baby names! Hopefully it is decent enough to make up for the lateness!…
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Oops All Quizzes?
Oh! Hello again! For the last episode of us recording in the same room, we decided to do something a little easy for us both. So this episode is just us taking quizzes. We had a good time! And we also talk about Samm's tattoo experience and ruin Bob Seger's Night Moves... Enjoy! Email:...
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Why Is That Girl Sitting On Money?
Oh! Hello again! On this episode we are recording in the same room! Which means the recording quality.... Is what it is. But we had a lot of fun! And we both got drunk and talked about bad holiday movies and cereal! So have the enjoyment while you listen! Email: [email protected] Twitter:...
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Do Emperor Penguins Dream?
Oh! Hello again! On this episode we talk about the best advertising jingles of all time and dream facts! We also discuss ideas for a bail bonds business and a business that sells trees... It goes some interesting places! Email: [email protected] Twitter: @clickbaitupdate List 1: Top 10...
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Dido Makes Love To Windows?
Oh! Hello again! On this Thanksgiving edition of Clickbait Update we're talking about Thanksgiving songs and side dishes! At some point I completely butcher the Lyrics to "Thank You" by Dido and completely think I'm saying the right lyrics... In all honesty, I think mine are better... Enjoy!…
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Mr. T Treats His Mother Right?
Oh! Hello again! On this episode we talk about celebrities who tried rapping and American Gladiators. It's pretty good!... I seriously don't have much else to say about it. It's pretty good. So... Thank you for your time. Email: [email protected] Twitter: @clickbaitupdate List 1: 10...
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Excuse Me, Why Are You Humping My Pillow? (Feat. Mike Fallek)
Oh! Hello again! On this episode we talk about Halloween and have a heated debate about Queen music videos with Mike Fallek from hashtagcult ! It's a pretty fun episode overall! Get ready for some editor's commentary and... I don't know... Stuff about Mormons!? Enjoy! Email:...
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The Girl Turns Into A Puddle?
Oh! Hello again. On this episode we talk about old Nickelodeon shows and Goofus and Gallant... If you don't know who they are, don't worry too much about it. It's a thing you can listen to... Also I remembered how Wild and Crazy Kids worked after this recording, but I think I have it sort of…
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What Is A Dumpster Guppy?
Oh! Hello again! On this episode we are talking about fish for your aquarium and the most requested wedding songs. It sure is an episode we did! And now you can hear what it sounds like... This has been a podcast description. Email: [email protected] Twitter: @clickbaitupdate List 1: TOP…
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Does Finland Actually Exist?
Oh! Hello again! On this episode we uncover the mystery that is curling and talk about internet conspiracy theories that people think actually exist... Also I talk about a dream I had. It's not a bad listen. Email: [email protected] Twitter: @clickbaitupdate List 1: 10 Cool Facts About...
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Cricket Isn't Curling?
Oh! Hello again! On this episode we are talking about the greatest players of all time in the sports of lacrosse and curling... I mean that was the idea, but then we just kind of... Don't do that. And I have to say, it was probably a good decision. Enjoy! Email: [email protected] Twitter:...
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Outback Steakhouse Worships Devil?
Oh! Hello again listeners! On this episode we talk about Outback Steakhouse and Metal Bands. Two things that definitely go hand in hand. We also receive our two favorite emails of all time. How good are they? Listen and find out! ...Also we find out Taylor Swift did a thing. Email:...
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What Are The Rules Of Tuna?
Oh! Hello again listeners! On this episode we're talking about Animorphs and brunch ideas! We learn about Samm's rules for Tuna and many other factoids about... I don't know... Stuff! Enjoy it! Email: [email protected] Twitter: @clickbaitupdate List 1: The 10 Best Books In The Animorphs...
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What Is Sexy About Grapes?
Oh! Hello again! On this episode we welcome our first guest! Mike Fallek (Who also did our intro) joins us to talk about sexy Pokemon and some show called Friends that nobody has probably ever heard of! It is by far our longest episode! So long, that if the music sounds off, it's because I had to...
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Are You Familiar With The Band Creed?
Oh! Hello again! Despite what this podcast is titled, none of our actual lists involve the band Creed. Why is it titled that? Listen and find out! We're talking about Sand and Pokemon dogs on this one! Also, camouflage... Think about it... Seriously think about it. Email…
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Dogs Deserve Soundtracks?
Oh hello again! On this episode we are talking about the most dangerous fireworks and cute, small dogs. It's a lengthy episode, but it's pretty good! Please invest money into Dog Tracks. The world needs this invention more than I need the money... But also I need the money. Email:...
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Who Named The Sperm Whale?
Oh hello again! On this episode we do some weird stuff and branch out into a totally different kind of clickbait! Will we ever do this again? Eh... Probably not. But it was a fun thing to do one time. Hopefully you will find it to be an acceptable episode... I am very tired, and listening to a...
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Counting Crows Man Likes Books?
Oh! Hello again! On this episode we talk about the band Counting Crows... No seriously, this entire episode is about Counting Crows. Why you ask? Because... Why wouldn't we do that? ...Through editing this podcast, I realized every Counting Crows song contains a part where they just didn't write...
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Orangutan Deserves Emmy?
Oh! Hello again listeners! On this episode we talk about soap opera plot lines and inventions that exist. It's a pretty good episode that you should listen to! ...I think that's a good enough description. Please rate my performance on this podcast description on a scale of 1 wasp to 17 raccoons...
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Grenades Filled With Bees?
Oh! Hello again! On this episode we talk about Disney Channel theme songs... Or rather Samm sings karaoke versions of the songs and we also talk about some extreme 90's cartoons, in an episode which I have deemed... A podcast. We hope it is enjoyable to listen to! ...Soccer is easy to learn but...
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Magician Makes Freedom Disappear?
Oh! Hello again! On this episode we are talking about magicians David Copperfield and Criss Angel. They do magic, and people seem to think it sure is neat... It's not a bad episode! I think you will enjoy it! ...Here's some thoughts about root beer... I think it's pretty good. Have they…
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Who's Wrestling's Favorite Fisherman?
Oh! Hello again! Apologies for the slight audio hiccups in this episode. Not sure why my mic decided to make weird noises... But it did... BUT WHO CARES!? The episode is half music! We talk about a list covering the worst wrestling entrance themes! Even if you're not a wrestling fan, I promise,...
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Gavin Rossdale Wedding Vows Revealed?
Oh! Hello again listeners! On this episode we're discussing Gwen Stefani and things you're doing wrong when you cook hot dogs! There's also some facts about seals and even a quiz about what role we would be in a K-Pop group! It's pretty good! ...What if the classic children's song "Pat-A-Cake"…
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What Is A Cheese Tulip?
Oh! Hello again listeners! On this episode we look at a list that ranks pizza chains from worst to best and find out some embarrassing first roles for popular celebrities!... You know, I keep wondering something. Why does my land not stay tilled? Who is coming into my farm at night and smoothing...
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Is Blossom Actually A Zatarain's Ad?
Oh! Hello again listeners! We did a very long podcast! On this episode we talk about the worst television theme songs ever and fast food flops... Let's talk about cabbage. It's a vegetable. It's green. People make soup with it... Never seen the appeal personally... Smells weird too... Thank you…
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Have We Introduced You To Shob****?
Oh! Hello again listeners! Sorry for the delay on this episode, but sometimes people be sick and junk. On this episode we're talking about ridiculous names for anime and cars! And now for some poetry about lasers! Lasers make a noise sometimes. It's a scary noise. I don't like it very much. But...
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Do Americans Sound Funny To You?
Oh! Hello again listeners! I learned last episode that nobody reads these! Ya know what? It's kind of freeing honestly. So in case you're the one guy who does, the weird things here will just be between us. Don't tell anyone, or you'll get in trouble. I'm a boxer briefs man myself. Tried boxers,...
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Millennials Are Killing Dinosaurs!?
Oh! Hello again listeners!... Look I'm gonna shoot straight, I don't think anyone actually reads these descriptions. We said some words. There was some talk about bands who were crazy on tour and some talk about dying brands... It was fine... Look man it's the holiday season still. I don't know...
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Italian Witch Stood Up Jesus?
Oh! Hello again listeners! Welcome to a very Clickbait Christmas... Or just a holiday. However you celebrate or don't, it's all good! Because we have a fun holiday episode for you to enjoy! We talk about the hottest holiday toys for the year... 2009, and talk about some holiday traditions from...
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What Does Impress Shania Twain?
Oh! Hello again listeners! This... Is prime time Clickbait Update content! You want a list with no logical order when we're looking at it? We got you! You want Shania Twain facts? We got you! And we all know what time of the year it is! It's milk season! You want milk facts!? WE GOT YOU! And why...
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Roger Ebert Hates Movies?
Oh! Hello again listeners! I edited this episode with one eye sewn shut, and I hope that my efforts are not in vain! This episode we only did one list, but it was a long one, and we didn't even get to finish it! We're talking about movies that the late Roger Ebert disliked immensely. We also...
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Bonus Episode: You've Got Mail On Mute?
Oh! Hello again listeners! We finally did the thing we said we were gonna do! How did it go? ...Eh, it went okay. We had fun though, and hopefully you will have fun listening to it too. In this episode we watch the film You've Got Mail, starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan without the sound on! You…
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Coffee and Butt Stuff?
Oh! Hello again listeners! On this episode we talk about "coffee experiences" and ask the question, what's with all the butt stuff? We also take a look at a list about Costco that is very interested in cheese and chicken. Before all of that goodness though, we answer some emails, including one…
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Should You Be Afraid Of Wind Energy!?
Oh! Hello again listeners! On this Halloween (I guess?) episode of Clickbait Update, we are talking about something that everyone should be afraid of! Of course I'm speaking of the dreaded wind energy epidemic sweeping the nation! We also talk about some ways to get over infatuation with another...
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What' Are Disneyland Turkey Legs Actually Made Of?
Oh! Hello Again listeners! On this episode we talk a lot about Disneyland/World! We discuss how to get yourself permanently banned and then talk about some of the behind the scenes knowledge that get's dropped on us from somebody who worked/works there! It's very magical! Also we talk a lot about...
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What Are Your Sawft Skills?
Oh! Hello again listeners! This episode of Clickbait Update we are all business and we are here to help you land the job of your dreams! We are talking all about soft skills to put on your resume and things you shouldn't do in a job interview! And then we'll take a quiz at the end to find out if…
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Clcickbait Update is a podcast where we online the internet, and click on all the things at the bottom of the page so you don't have to. Join the brother and sister team of Justin and Samm as they dive into clickbait list after clickbait list in search of... I don't know... Something!
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Clcickbait Update is a podcast where we online the internet, and click on all the things at the bottom of the page so you don't have to. Join the brother and sister team of Justin and Samm as they dive into clickbait list after clickbait list in search of... I don't know... Something!
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