Clout Farm

Hotline TNT rockerman Will Anderson spoke to us in recorded form for podcast Clout Farm, which is this. What followed was a prodigious display of male vulnerability as Will set aside his "axe" (guitar), utilised his now-free hand to pick up his heart, and proceeded to place it upon his sleeve.On matters like: being a "gigantic loser", losing money touring with Matty Healy, hearing drum & bass for the first time, being the Bon Iver of an Indian boarding school, Bob Pollardian subsitute teacher rockstar dreams, being an accomplished friend-haver and reconnecter, becomging a local drive iPod guy, his lack of phone notifications + texts, being a part-time Twitch streamer, Fire Walk With Me-induced engorgement, England toilet beef, MBV new merch being mid, J Mascis Waitrose sighting, Dutch roadie corn, meeting his gf via Joy Tactics podcast, listening to Korn with Ian Kim Judd, crossing the border as a band named "Weed", his mother's Limp Bizkit CD collection, inheriting slang from Mike Skinner, Emily `Carr parking lot, Zane Lowe owing him million(s), 2014 Mac DeMarco Mania, death row meal reveal.Full ep: patreon.com/cloutfarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

A podcast with Melbourne-by-way-of-da-ether music artist other joe, whose soundsongs have graced our ears by way of goated releases on OST, Best Effort, and his self-honcho'd label .jpeg Artefacts.OJ is a person of interest to us not merely by way of his music (very beautiful) , but his effervescent steeze, chop-up ability and all-round knowledgeability w/r/t things  that are swag by way of dope.Namely: Confucianism, Marsh Crane, Vampire Weekend putting Africa on the map, Calvin Harris dream career trajectory, stomp clap revival, challenging Kranky boss Brian Foote to a game of chess, recent struggles with aura, getting mugged in a cringe way, his relationship with the slur 'ambient', Facebook group moderation, stanning Childish Gambino, feeling vindicated by Drake's dick, the ethical need to listen to Addison Rae, Mall Grab ahh bush doof origins, Oztralians being trippy, tapping into Tame Impala, Australian underground rundown, cockwombles, The Problem With Apu, Homersterical Love Project, Fontaines DC vs. Odd Future.Full ep: https://www.patreon.com/c/CloutFarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

Interaction with renaissance goat klub2020: writer (graff + text), tattoo artiste, flaneur, EPICurian, international slayboy, and among the most well-rounded music heads of his and your and any generation.Our boy pulled up to CFHQ ahead of the most recent Pai Dui boat party, poured out the pastis and proceeded to gab on matters including but not limited to: the ecology of Elysia Crampton steeze, epic collage, upscaling screenshots vs. being a tech genous, making the mistaking of tattooing ex-gfs, Brahms vs. Liszt, Schubert’s syphilis, marriage, brand-activating friendships, artists’ crippling beret budgets, stanning At the Drive-In, DJ Pitch tat rundown, Phillip Plein, the Millennium Prize, Exit Through the Gift Shop review, the ease of painting the plus-size.Full ep: patreon.com/c/CloutFarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

Our pleasure and privilege to have on podcast the person called Christopher Owens, once of the universally treasured Girls, and now of the world at large. Few can claim a trajectory much like Chrissybaby's, a survivor through untold heights and lows. The guy is a lovester, livester, laughster, verified rockster and a rollster. It's a beautiful thing. We interacted.Regarding: being up vs. down in the industry, being rejected by tech-infested San Fran, aging into rockstardom, the cartel, drug busts, getting hit by a car, Matador records, How To Write Timeless Classics, racing to NYC from Texas dressed as a lady, transcendental road trips, Ariel Pink, Jawnino vs. John Eno, advice to Young Thug, the unreadability of James Joyce, small gay moments, Harry Potter house, XXXTENTACION, and such.Full ep: patreon.com/cloutfarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

We entered the home of and interacted with Western Mass's favourite son, one DJ Lucas. INSANELY LYRICAL chop-up action within.We speak of: stanning outsider art, next-gen optimism, being an early footwork head, ‘hyperpop Appalachians’, opening for The Fray and Jonathan Richman, Why?, L. Ron Hubbard, hitting the Harry Potter premiere, Dark World’s punk origins, Odd Future impact, Lil B crossover, being a dirty hipster, art rap vs. Based freestyling, going on No Jumper, linking Andrew Callaghan, Christ Dillinger, MDE, as well as and including more.Full ep: patreon.com/cloutfarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

It's Clive Martin: journalist, cultural cartographer, birther of legendary Vice series Big Night Out, DJ sometimes, all-round guy of culture. It's Clive Martin on podcast Clout Farm. On: the petition to get him fired, Phreshboyswag, indie sleaze + popping UK rap trend forecasting, Esdeekid goated?, defining 'Norman' culture, NTS x Arsenal, Nick Woltemade, the future of football, iShowSpeed, the JME x KSI content industrialc complex, Danny L Harle's LinkedIn, getting glassed in The Alibi, Brit assimilation crash course via Vuncle, seapunk revival, prioritising curry over Aphex Twin, The Australia Question, the UK's new drug crisis, Virus London x Ollie Ashley x C*ncel C*lture, being a Mizzy apologist.Full ep: patreon.com/cloutfarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

It was the turn of Charlie Osborne and Worldpeace DMT to speak of their art, the arts, and the practice of artistry on Clout Farm podcast. We turned to them due to their contributions to the canon: WPDMT’s album ‘The Velvet Underground & Rowan’ is on aggressive rotation at Farmville HQ, and Chosbo’s ongoing exploration of family folk, magic, while all manner of performance and poetry and installations and also music has frequently compelled us to say “this is sewwww facts”, in unison. Also feat. rare @nerv.mcg cameo.In episode: Creepy Teepee postmortem, overdosing on viagra, Virus Studios scene report, working with The Femcels, classic rock as cultural trauma, studio sessions with Ecco2k, “art punk”, “folk”, Hermann Nitsch = twee?, scoping out Burial’s emails, Charlie working the costume department of the new Beatles movie, naked wrestling and its consequences, WPDMT John Lennon anatomical analysis, best Beatle (definitive edition), their extended scene being the new YBAs, OPN being at the centre of their Venn diagram of influences, not being that weird, Radio 6, the East Road music incubator, Chance the Crapper, Worldstar BBW.Full ep: patreon.com/cloutfarmEp preview: soundcloud.com/cloutfarmpod + all streaming everywherePatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

Extry! Extry! Listen all about it on this podcast lol. We had scoophound supreme Kieran Press-Reynolds pon farm to dish on matters of journalistic import. Topics abound!Within: IShowSpeed as Tarkovsky, Beast Games, content flattening and its effects on journalists, playlist-induced scene death, the Rio de Janeiro Filter, music, the internet, the web, the information superhighway and being online there as a music type head. Also MK was debilitated and silently bailed on the ep like 10 minutes in, in a way that couldn’t possibly be interpreted as rude. You listen!FULL EP: patreon.com/cloutfarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

An audience with London conceptual teenybop sensation The Femcels, aka Rowan and Gabriella.We went IN, sloshing SCALDING HOT INDUSTRY TEA all over the effng place. Swear words? Stated. S*x? Referenced. C*lebs? Alluded to. NOT FOR SNOWFLAKES.On blast: favourite ice cream flavours, stolen incel valour, drinking and puking off expired milk, pregnancy scares, kickstarting the ladies’ hymen reconstruction fund, having the perfect age, being “indie” at “school”, making bread off f*et pics, botched BBLs, coding with a botched BBL, the IQ to BBL ratio, having the same manager as the Libertines, music, more.Patreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

Beefcake discourse with no less than Torn Hawk, known to some as Luke Wyatt, known after this podcast was conducted as an absolute flippin weapon, yeah?T Hawk entered the temporary Crown Heights CFHQ in a crisp Zegna suit, eyes full of wonder, a briefcase full of dreams, and a mouth full of words that were said to us with zeal and conviction. What emerges is a feverish dialogue, a display of vim and vigour, and an enduring symbol of the sheer potential that male-on-male engagement holds.Within: Life in the early-00s DC freak scene, being on towel-lock with his nemesis for a month at bootcamp, orifice-threatened self-defence scenarios, early 20th century sartorial codes, working construction, hiring people on deviant art to mimic biblically-accurate cherubims, Fellini’s Satyricon, Michael Mann’s Heat, white dreams, being smarter than your AI assistant, going to bars where everyone dresses like Mad Men, supporting his ex-gf mother’s swing dancing career, cutting yourself, album artwork that’s better than the album, bees, pig skin, John “Jack” Callahan.Full ep: https://www.patreon.com/c/CloutFarmPreview also streaming everywhere there is streaming.Patreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

We welcomed house and techno and music artist and DJ and label proprieter Peach @ohpeach into the farmstead, with open arms and open minds. Our engagement went down mere days after her set at noted music festival “Glastonbury”, resulting in all manner of discourse as well as anecdotes that divert, inform, and enrich.Matters of note: stalking Lily Allen on Raya, splitting a jet with Floating Points, getting fired from St*rbucks, how to manufacture Boiler Room virality, Swagapino supremacy, buying the Paris Review so you don’t have to talk to your friends about DJs, Tumblr musical identity formation, finding Roy (Dean Blunt to civilians) in Wetherspoons, 2014, whether Turnstile are better than the Beatles, being a cheerleader, ‘One Kiss’ by Dua Lipa, return of MK’s acclaimed Jollibee anecdote, Warped Tour 2015 Toronto, and so on and such.Full ep: patreon.com/cloutfarmPreview: soundcloud.com/cloutfarmpod + all other streamingPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

A most kvlt and elevated audience with Liturgy, aka Haela Ravenna Hunt-Hendrix, inside of the temporary NYC CF HQ.We discussed vermin eradication, ranked sacred texts, SKEWERED the state of music journalism, being the David Foster Wallace of black metal, music that aspires to God/Benson Boone, an introduction to the mystical art of gabbalah, CCRU, angel magic, Reptilian Club Boyz, AI pedagogy... and you are HERE for it.Full ep: patreon.com/cloutfarmEp preview: soundcloud.com/cloutfarmpod + streaming at largePatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

Quiet Light, verified music doer, on podcast Clout Farm, in midst of Euro/UK tour, ahead of debut London show, in a room, conversing verbally, with three males.Regarding: pausing med school in favour of shameless popstar pursuit, Cameron Winter’s onion rings + groupies, breaking the Sp*tify algo, coming to terms with TikTok, Mac DeMarco’s meaty mitts, prom queendom, being on the same track as Alex G, DJ Pitch’s jerk-induced psychosis, recording soul-baring voice notes, Editor Joe’s deceptively succulent lemon cake with a chantilly surprise, adopting a lover mindset, being “Taylor Swift but good”, as well as other matters of verbal note.Full ep: patreon.com/cloutfarmPreview: soundcloud.com/cloutfarmpod + streaming at largePatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

It’s Peter Vack. A man. A man of folding chairs with his name on it. A man of having a megaphone on set. A man of saying “action” into it. Such is the life of film director as well as film writer and film man at large, Peter Vack. We entered his home inside of New York City, and spoke.We spoke of his movie www.rachelormont.com, Future, showtunes, being dumb af, not quitting past 40, marrying the notion of ‘shitposting’, network surrealism, Alex Bienstock, indie cinema vs. fine art, America’s autofiction origins, Memetides vs Fuckjerry, more. Also features live Mr. Vack wardrobe changes, MK’s eating and reviewing his first ever American ‘Twinkie’, and half the episode being filmed on iPhone due to technical acts of God.Since recording, PV’s latest joint The Code is out. We suggest viewing it screenstyle.It’s a wrap! 🎬✋😮🤚Full ep + vid: patreon.com/cloutfarmPreview: streaming everywhere + soundcloud.com/cloutfarmpodPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

Galcher Lustwerk inside of farm for an interaction on matters. You won’t believe the words that were stated!They relate to such things such as being a stoner weeb (“weedb”), co-founding K-HOLE, competing with Disney’s Frozen for a CDG campaign, film buff status, SAVAGE Christopher Nolan skewering, Paul Thomas Anderson getting abducted by Mormons, being a Twitch stream head, mashup culture going from avant-garde to pedestrian, clout chasing, Majestic Casual vs. Madjestic Kasual, making it to the Iceland Air in-flight music selection… bosh much?PLEASE BE WARNED: this episode contains Johnny English spoilers.Full ep: patreon.com/cloutfarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

This just in: four males entered plucky journalist Ezra Marcus’s personal space in order to speak facts and type shit to power. We charted his journey from the debauched golden age of Vice and running and promoting shows, to writing the infamous F*ntano Fader piece, to his current beat as a freelance investigative heavy hitter for New York Magazine, The New York Times, and more. Errrm and newsflash? It's enlightening...Inside of this podcast: getting scammed by Migos, Dave Portnoy winning the slop wars, co-opting the Vanderpump model, exiting da vampire castle, New York larping in London, Kim Jong Trill, making micro-neighbourhoods great again, MrBeast’s global south century, booking wild ass lineups feat. DJ Nate, Zomby, Sicko Mobb, Wolf Eyes and more, Jon Rafman’s Cloudy Heart, and an attempt at triangulating galaxygascore music.Full ep: patreon.com/cloutfarm 🕵️Patreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

Insane industry insight bombs on a podcast episode featuring the music artiste More Eaze, who pulled up to the temporary NYC HQ for gabbing purposes.Imagine creatives speaking of topics as well as matters, much of it relating to media formats such as music. Matters such as More Eaze’s Mumford & Sons encounter, stanning up a storm regarding Ween and Women’s ‘Public Strain’, the Texan excellence of Nudo, collabing with individuals such as Bloodz Boi and Claire Rousay… it’s frankly humbling what can emerge when minds meet.Full ep: patreon.com/cloutfarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

We kicked it epicstyle w caro♡, PC Music songmakerista, Planet 1999 head, and music type individual inside of London, the UK.YASS-INDUCING tea within. Linking A. G. Cook for the first time via a rare email opening, touring with Slowdive, the meaning of hyp*rpop, Denglord's macromastia convention field report, Jared Leto age reveal, getting nerdshamed at school in France, the definitive definition of "the orient", Elon Musk hearing her tunes, embracing anti-perfectionism, Bill Murray's unaliving. Enchanté 👍Patreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

PELLE ROCK aka salt_server’s fertile Soundcloud accounts are probably single-handedly responsible for holding down every moderately 'underground' club DJ's sets for going on half a decade. It’s frankly pathetic how indebted the ‘scene’ is to his set-salvaging edits/blends/chops and songs. He’s on podcast Clout Farm.We chopped it up big boy style, saying all manner of rude words. It’s looking like what was discussed includes the origins of his Brazilophilia, mastering CDJs by housesitting for Total Freedom, playing DDR with Arca, the influence of the early Mad Decent era, late 00s/early 10s electro and big-room trap, being a seckgsual late bloomer, rediscovering his forgotten Slipknot tattoo… you might… feel something… 🛡📞🧬🩺Preview: https://soundcloud.com/cloutfarmpodFull ep: patreon.com/cloutfarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

Babymorrocco is inside us. A beefcake buffet, on what many are already describing as an episode of the podcast Clout Farm.Matters discussed including but not limited to getting bottled in New York, getting propositioned by ITV talking heads, the orgy-to-pop-music pipeline, generating self-starring literotica in ChatGPT, outlifting the irony allegations, being a serial ruckus-causer, stacking gaykewell tarts in the gaykery, boobaloidal sleaze, TED talks being unswag, the art of not queerbaiting, r/popheads, life as performance art, knowing the best bacon sandwich in Santa Ponça, bread-like teeth, making music for Magaluf-style turnups, and the final word on the ‘notorious’ v*rg*n*ty-loss performance.A meating of minds…Full ep: (2+ hours):www.patreon.com/c/CloutFarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

Music as well as content artisan blu-e inside of Farm for pod. The boy makes fire as frick music AND funny ahh TikToks, as well as having thoughts that many consider listenable. A renaissance geeze.We discussed matters like making music to supplement his true calling as a TikTok satirist, the high of a fire reel, Eating With Tod and the uncanniness of foodfluencers, believing in the algo, the impact of Odd Future/Tyler, The Creator, learning to love Mk.gee, the looming shadow of 2016-era ‘starter pack’ content, the doomer industrial complex devaluing crit theory engagement, making bloke content, the degree to which he has binged with Babish, muntjak hunting, dipshit rizz vs. mongoloid magnetism, an homage to Epic Meal Time, the ‘leftfield’-pop-music-to-creative-director-moodboardcore pipeline, the value of the coveted Björk co-sign, radio plugging/payola, and Pitch’s return to randiness.If you can’t bring a d8 bring a m8 😮🍔Patreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

Charles Verni is on Clout Farm. One of our favourite music type individuals in and around London, his album ‘I’m Crazy’ is one of 2024’s most advanced sleeper hits… it churns up elements of metal and noise and trap and extreme music in a way that doesn’t sound like $uicideboy$. We rock with him heavy, hence his voluntary presence on this podcast.We spoke on Charles laughing at his own music but it not being a joke, making boring versions of extreme things, Paris Hilton’s ‘House of Wax’, producing for RXK Nephew, the tragedy of unintentionally funny metalheads, Napalm Death’s ‘Scum’, Lewis Saunderson’s cathartic outsider art, NEW YORK, letting people hate things, Chekhov’s sandwich, and other thangs of this nature. OK!Full ep: https://www.patreon.com/c/CloutFarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

Mat Dryhurst pon farm for a very TECHNOLOGICAL episode of pod. We entered his dormitory in the Goethe Institute and proceeded to ‘interface’ (tech term).Docket: Millennial ukelelecore, the Phil Spector of AI music, pro-natalism, Pomplamoose Hentai, iBena, Nathan Barley, Odd Future, iShowSpeed = Tarkovsky, how to train your Drake model, only listening to Brummie grime, Peter Thiel’s plan to be a PKD villain, the guy from Crass being a Scientologist, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Southern Records, NEOM, and also other matters. Mat failed the replicant test 🥶TW: Bodies navigating spaces, intersections, networks, ecologies, models, musicological phenomena, metadata, protocols, codification, AutechreFull ep: www.patreon.com/c/CloutFarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

Think tank mode with Ezra Miller: visual artiste, DJ and mind-haver whose stacked portfolio met our required criteria. He’s put in work for Clout Farm wardrobe staples like Alexander Wang and Balenciaga, collab’d on projects with Caroline Polachek, DJ Python and 100 gecs, and featured on this podcast, among other things that he has done.We said things relating to Ezra working with Travis Scott as a mere teen, having freakish mathematical proficiency, stanning Philipp Plein, his projects for early Trance Party editions, the SEO war vs. the other Ezra Miller, wielding AI with sauce, dogging etymology, and NUMEROUS other matters. It's true...Full ep on patreon.com/cloutfarmFollow Ezra Miller:https://www.instagram.com/ezzzrrrahttps://ezramiller.bizPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

Six guys, six mouths, one episode of the podcast Clout Farm with HiTech, aka Milf Melly, King Milo and 47Chops. The lads were pon London for the purpose of Rally Festival, before which we gabbed about all manner of matters.The most horned up ep to date. Jerk sauce as lube, founding the new city of Mingeapolis, clnge vs. mnge discourse, running into long-lost acquaintances at orgies, the nature of booty music, Lord of the Flies scenarios for guys who torrented FL Studio, slipping Moodymann their last remaining demo CD, discovering the non-European origins of techno as Detroit heads, linking Babyface Ray, throwing DIY raves, changing lives at Berghain…….. ok!Patreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

Yeah it’s for sure a recorded interaction with Purelink, (Akeem, Ben, Tommy) the glambient boyband supertrio whose music has lathered up countless soundbathing Boomkat fiends.It's a masterclass in lad-on-lad mind exchange. What was discussed extends from Family Guy to American Dad, 'We Are Your Friends', Ben getting detained by law enforcement, Fortnite, the movie 'Yesterday' but it's Basic Channel instead of the Beatles, Pharell's 10 gallon hat, Arcade Fire headgear lituations, monk fruit, and all manner of industry insider head ahh tid ahh bits. Bellissima...Full ep: patreon.com/cloutfarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

This is an exchange of sentences with thoughtlords and music-making individuals Jack Callahan, Jeff Witscher and Nick Malkin in the heart of New Ass York Ass City. An auspicious podcast bc we’re nearing the eve of the drop of Callahan & Witscher’s badboy rock record ‘Think Differently’, already a staple in CF HQ and likely to contain music you will act the fool to in near future.Farmistas rejoice! There are topics: being on the cutting edge of ‘having a laptop’, Nick’s Google Translate-mediated friendship with Foodman, Jeff’s chess grandmasterclass, bosom nuzzling, a smorgasbord of noise scene deep-cut tidbits, young oldheads vs. old youngheads, heterogeneous bills, assaulting Deleted artiste Lilic, the ongoing internal war against cynicism, The Problem With Meme Culture, rock, &, roll, and also more.Also feat. Jack’s autocued sample drops — a truly experimental ass pod 😜Full ep: patreon.com/cloutfarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

Some say we had a conversation with Nina Protocol honchodon Mike Pollard. Many describe this as the most debilitatingly hungover unit of media recorded inside of New York City. Many more froth at the mouth as they proclaim it to be an incredibly wide-ranging and insightful conversation regardless.We went in on Mike’s formative days as a tween label mogul, putting out early music by Certified Artistes like James Ferraro, Oneohtrix Point Never, Jason Lescalleet, Mark McGuire and more. Also: Tory drip, Tek lintowe, his ‘Ween Wao’ impression, working at a startup run by children, getting e-groomed by Thurston Moore, the noise-guy-to-tech-disruptor pipeline, ‘milieu shift’, rigour over hipsterdom, and the like tewwwwtally weird 2000s era of Big Corporates subsidising Alt Music. And that’s on yeppers!Full ep: www.patreon.com/CloutFarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

It was time to do podcast with the musique artiste object blue (@objectblue), who pulled up to the CFHQ with what can only be described as a very bad attitude.She had bones to pick and beef to purge. The fellers were subjected to unhinged rants about Keanu Reeves, the lesbianic artfulness of the Wachowskis' 'Bound', Beijing wet t-shirt contests, fickle fashion house creative directors, classical music elitists, not being Peggy Gou, lads k-holing on beaches, and the tribulations of a cowardly b2b partner. A depraved individual, a real piece of work.You may hear:Preview: @cloutfarmpodFull ep: patreon.com/CloutFarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

The Physical Therapy episode of Clout Farm. It's what they are calling this episode of Clout Farm: Physical Therapy’s. We entered PT’s home inside of New York City and exchanged subject-driven words. These relate to: body workouts, ye olde witch house 1.0 era, being college roomies w Mykki Blanco, the most shredded Fade To Mind associate, putting on a too-advanced-for-its-own-good Todd Edwards + LOL Boys show back in day. Also contains controversial debate re: the American insistence on single-ply toilet paper vs. Madjestic Kasual’s haemorrhoidoskeptical multi-ply lifestyle.PT also called us rizzless. Is this facts? Draw an informed conclusion by listening to podcast.Patreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

It was James K at the London farmhouse. It was a linkup that followed her performance at the inaugural Clout Farm event at London’s historic George Tavern. It was a round table type discussion featuring a veritable Forbes list of krazy and engagement-worthy material.We spoke of the album called Brat, jam bands, post-Berlin vibes, recording ‘Licking an Orchid’ w Yves Tumor, near death experiences, karaoke domination, lockdown WoW addiction, spells, seances, ouija boards, doing rituals for smooches, the dark legacy of the label 1080p, Harry Potter, LOTR…….. topic heads pull up.Full ep: patreon.com/CloutFarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

This is an episode of Clout Farm with Bay Area boss 8ULENTINA, who came through our NYC creative incubator off the back of a swag and dope TT eve at the joint known as Bossa Nova Civic Club.A series of vocalised utterances followed. They related to Esra’s goated CLUB CHAI era, metrosexual dads, a state of the music labels rundown, the tyranny of the b2b, stanning Victoria sponge cake, railing bad molly, and additional things of such nature. Also Denglord young heads us on pudding. Yeeah…Full ep: patreon.com/CloutFarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

It is a conversation with author and walking man Sean Thor Conroe, an individual who used his mind to write the book ‘Fuccboi’, among other texts.Sean pulled up to the temporary CF HQ in New York City. What followed was a deep azz conversation about Harry Potter, World Cup ’98, his aborted rap career, baes n bois, Houllebecq, Proust, Drake vs. Kendrick, loud, cello exams, and other matters of big picture significance. Do NOT listen if you are an illiterate simpleton!!Full ep: patreon.com/CloutFarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

We invited NYC pod papis The Ion Pack (aka Curtis and KJ) inside of ourselves for an exchange of sentences. The sheer quantity of thoughts expressed will cause even the most committed mind-haver to be awed.We went in on Jacob Collier dweebwave, Dev Hynes’ goated career arc, The Blood Brothers, opening for The 1975, Burial tea, trying to see ghosts, Bar Italia, hosting, moshpits, bindles, and other matters of cultural relevance. You listen!Full ep on patreon.com/cloutfarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

It’s ok to get Blaketheman1000 on the podcast. It’s fine for all three podcast ‘hosts’ to be ruinously fried, sleep-deprived and borderline nonverbal after successive days of stunting and going buck around New York City. There’s no issue simply asking Blaketheman1000 to basically just list stuff he likes.What was discussed includes all manner of thangs such as but not limited to Ls, Ws, RHCP, Pixies, peace marketing strategies, performance vs. authenticity (classic dichotomy!) and the merits of jelqing. A topic bonanza.Full ep on patreon.com/cloutfarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

CF NYC takeover continues with noted Olivia Rodrigo stan and ex-Jollibee employee Ana Roxanne pon pod.We went in on System of a Down, The Streets, The Used, and all manner of hard-rocking/hip-hopping type music. Also discussed: the potential redeemability of Disney music, Ana’s impending wedding band career pivot, ham & cheese croissants and more swag/dope/yummy stuff… things of that nature. Sewwwww yyyeeeaaahhhh…….Preview on soundcloud.com/cloutfarmpodFull ep on patreon.com/cloutfarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

We are inside of New York City. It is here where we interfaced once more with the music individuals and returning Clout Farm podcast presences Chanel Beads, Colle and Ian Kim Judd. You may find the resulting sauced out slop to be listenable 😃Matters of interest: Still House Plants good or not good or irredeemably wack, Intelligent Grunge Music, the art of mastery, Hugh Grant, John Maus redemption, fatherhood, Cal, and other things of that nature. Ok!Patreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

We did it. We solved music. All it took was a conversation with Otis, proprietor and supreme bo$$lord of Brussels-based, border-agnostic label Slagwerk.The guy with the golden feed. Personally responsible for blessing us with music by ssaliva, d’Eon, Kurama, 0comeups, Buga, bambinodj, Chickenmilk dot com, Dasychira, rogergoon, Color Plus, Yawning Portal, djh and more you’ve probably engaged with if you’re a Soundcloud head. We’re talking bout a VET here, folx.We solved James Blake’s Vault, shared Chuquimamani-Condori/Elysia Crampton/E+E field reports, and proposed a radical new Mercedes timeshare model for people with max. 8000 Soundcloud followers.Patreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

Melbourne don daddy SUS1ER taps in podstyle. Sus is a certified honcho, having cooked up up bust-grade music joints with kool kats including but not limited to Scan, Fatshaudi, Joeyy, Lovefear and others who are also kool kats.Pod kicks off on a sour note due to planned co-guest Effective Power bailing out due to cowardice (“sleep deprivation”), but still we persisted. No Denglord on this ep either, but for a valid reason (attending a Wonka director’s cut screening). We covered illegal rave incidents, stimulant theft, James Ferraro standom, esoteric Shed Theories, doing full individual albums with Tyler, The Creator AND Earl Sweatshirt, and just basically delivered a tidbit bonanza. Zero Fs given throughout 👍Patreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

The fellers stayed pon farm this ep, using humour as well as insight to address your AMA questions. We took lessons from rival podcasts, kicking off with hilariously relatable and casual opening banter, before getting down to the brass tacks of music and cultural commentary.What was discussed? How about the alternate future Jai Paul denied us, the return of the fellatial face, embracing Bali-based digital nomad life, IDing the jingle at the end of Purple Mountains’ ‘Darkness & Cold’ music vid, reclaiming ‘hipster bass’, disaffected Danish singer-songwriter supremacy, Pitchfork + Vice death, the algorithmic consequences of engaging with babymorocco’s IG content… a subject smorgasbord you like to listen to!Patreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

We EXPOSED the one-entity venture singlehandedly BLOWING OUT the music contentosphere: it’s a conversation with billdifferen.billy d might be the most tapped in individual breathing. His rundowns on jersey club, baile funk and schizocore Soundcloud 10.0 rap have legacy music journos scrambling to ally themselves with him. We’re calling him the embodiment of a new epoch of personality-driven content curation ngl…We talked about going to school with Brockhampton and liver milk mainly.Patreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

Geezer of 1000 facets Ben Bondy went buckwild on the farm. Child of Jersey. Person of glambience. Papi of maybe 47 music aliases, unified under the theme of “swag ass music”.A veritable topic buffet is served. We gorged ourselves on nuanced horniness. We chugged gallons of fantasising about hanging out with Fred Again and Skrillex. We dislocated our jaws such that we could stuff down heaping fistfuls of André 3000's flute origin story pie, followed swiftly by gluttonous quantities of being a hardcore kid on an indie label flambé. All washed down with piping hot 3XL Discord tea. Compliments to the chef (podcast guest Ben Bondy).First half on Soundcloud 😛Full ep on patreon.com/cloutfarm😋Patreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

“I hate getting nuked”. It’s just common sense. But what if it we’ve been misled? It may explain DJ Smokey: Shadow Wizard Money Gang proprietor, certified Loreseeker, Shed Theorist and guest on the podcast Clout Farm.We went in on high school Smokey lore, fursonas, Kubrick standom, A$AP Yams appreciation, the Drake hitlist, sludge metal and the still-pending Chapo Trap House bag. I just shoved a podcast up my streaming service!Full ep (1hr27mins) on patreon.com/CloutFarmPatreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

The fellas chopped and chazzed it up with Chanel Beads and Colle, on the ground in London for a series of shows many described as “effing loco” and “loco as f”.It’s safe to say Colle practically was at a Rolling Stones afterparty hobnobbing with Keith and Ringo, it’s ok to state that we broke bread about Brokeback Mountain, it’s fine to whimper that we got the scoop on what CB and Colle’s hometowns are and how it is to grow up in a hometown. Bonus: this ep features a gravely ill Madjestic Kasual making an appearance despite being debilitated by sniffles.First half on our Soundcloud 🧡Full ep on Patreon 🤑🤑Patreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

Soooo we reviewed a year, 2023 specifically. We did that with inner circle heads n homies DJ RISH (@sfmetcalfe), Salon (fka Symrun) (@salon_no_mind) and L Man (@da_l_man). What emerges is frankly a masterclass in six fellers kicking back and having a nice time.We pretty much solved macroeconomics as well as microeconomics, rattled off best music albums of year, did Duster discourse, tackled dweeb-on-dweeb violence, trip-hop, normie whispering, the unavoidably horrific fate that awaits Wayne Rooney (RIP goat)… and nailed 2024 predictions in a way many will marvel at this time next year (for the Patreon heads only).Patreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

No new Organ Tapes (@corpmane) music this year. Twinks and quivering anemic cowards around the world devastated. But there is hope: it’s a new Organ Tapes episode of the podcast Clout Farm. A flicker of joy in a time of oppressive darkness.It’s a meeting of minds sure to unify the Western and Eastern canons. We covered OT’s time-tested domestic bliss wifehacks, converting to Islam as a certified queer icon, the roots of his long-held Dutchoskepticism, the art of going bucknutty behind the decks, getting chronically lowballed by promoters, his distaste for a certain critically busted-over pseudo-indie artiste… and finally addressed the long-simmering Bladee clone allegations. It’s Hunger In Me Giving tea y’all…..First half out on Soundcloud, out everywhere else tomorrow.Full ep on Patreon.Patreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

Art. Tech. One of the most relevant intersections of all time. This is why we interfaced with James Whipple aka M.E.S.H (IG: @hesaitix). aka Hesaitix: Berlin bailer, PAN souljah, Berghain vet and celebrated COD no-scopesterAn abundance of INSANE chat ensued. Some say we went in on German horrorcore, dissected the essence of “fire pit guys”, and outlined M.E.S.H’s complicity in originating the term “deconstructed club music”🤮🤮… all while throwing down some of the most out of pocket curse words ever recorded.First half of the ep on Clout Farm Soundcloud right now. Full ep on Patreon. Out everywhere else 23.11.23.Full ep on our Patreon 💰👍www.patreon.com/posts/92507837Patreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

In a world that prizes weakness and being a whimpering baby, it’s important to remember: it’s valid to be a musclebound freak. So we talked to certified hench head and Break With Me uberlord Denglord about cultivating a fire physique, sourcing cut-rate shrimp, and rock (music for strong guys).Deng is a POD (Person of Depth). He plays in fire band (Bad Sip), presided over the drop of most relevant DIY ass zine in world (Break With Me’s Halcyon Daze!), and runs social for A-list ass individuals who cannot be named outside of a non-Patreon-subscribing-ass environment. He’s also co-responsible for bringing legends like DJ Paypal, Pretty V and DJ Smokey to London’s punter public. You love it so much…First half of ep on Clout Farm Soundcloud right now. Out everywhere else tomorrow.Full ep available now on our Patreon 💰👍Patreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

The fellers (@dj_pitch @madjestickasual) kept it in-house this ep. We then invited you into our house such that we could answer your frankly krazy AMA questions: we got into Lizzo, Bar Italia, Filipino supremacy, DJ ethics, knuckleheads, and all manner of insanely provocative and viral subject matter. Not exactly ‘conventional’ stuff…First half of ep on Clout Farm Soundcloud right now. Out everywhere else tomorrow.Full ep available now on our Patreon 💰👍Patreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod

We pulled up to the situation room with Barrett Avner (@barrett_a_87), don daddy of @contain___ and (ex-)shred mercenary with Royal Trux, Sun Araw, Sic Alps and a whole mess more.Three 5-star saucepapis in tactical union. We put out targeted strikes on discoursemongers, parapolitickers and lames of all creeds, harkened back to the autumnal bliss of Fairport Convention, and brokered an extremely easy truce with Jack Antonoff. What unfolds is a mutually assured delight :)First half of the ep live on Soundcloud now. Out on standard pod outlets as of tomorrow.Full episode available now via our Patreon 😃Patreon: CloutFarmIG: @cloutfarmpod