Clown People

WHÜTS ÜP CLOWNHOLES! This week it's just us and we're talking about all kinds of hardships we dealt with (a few months ago when we recorded during a blizzard), way too much earwax, and eventually we round out the episode with the GREATEST CULINARY IDEA OF ALL FÜCKIN TIME - Sorry we're such ENTREPRENEÜRS! Keep an eye out for our new RestaÜrant COMING SÜN!

What it doooo Clownholes! We're still in Princess Snowball's palace and this weeks episode we finally hear her out on her A.) Elmo impression and B.) Unexpected love of Nascar! Listen today you fuckin FREAKS! Kisses <3

Howdho Clownholes, we went to Gabini's candyland ass house and recorded with her about all kinds of shit (mostly geometry and like national locations and shit) so settle down and listen to our big brain smart pod today!

How's it going clownpals, THIS IS GREAT NEWS: We're talkin all kinds of BEANS and Yiayia-isms today so hunker down with big ol bowla beans and TUNE IN!

What's up CLOOOOWN holes! HAPPY 6/9! Nicest day of the year! A bunch of months ago we went and saw 28 Years Later: THE BONE TEMPLE and it was fuckin sick dude - DON'T LISTEN IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILARS otherwise idk, listen to get a perfect synopsis and in depth analysis of this film, we are very smart and serious, yes.

Hey hey Clownholes! We met Nate Hanet a few months ago, today he's BACK and joining us is Joe Jensen! We talk about old timey afflictions and how much medical science has grown, and even sing some songs together! It was a rootin' tootin' good time so give a lil listen today! Also check us out on their Pod, Perfect Crimes Podcast!

Hey there Clownpigs, hope y'all are doing well! It's not often that Al is the smart one on the pod, but as seen from Exhibit A: Brieana whistle-cackling every 6 seconds, SOMETHING WAS IN THE WATER this day, but man was it a lot of fun to record! Listen to what is quite possibly the dumbest episode to date!

Auuuughhhhhhhh... Hey..... Hey clownholes, we're in the Clown Cave with Austin (Gabi went home because she's weak of heart and spirit) to record a post-Dennys podcast, and oh my god help us - we have to shit so bad! But Austin was still there and we pulled through to provide another excellent episode of Clown People just for you! Load up on some crazy pancakes and settle in for a real 4D experience!

Hey hey Clownpals, Gabini and Austin are still here in the Clown Cave and we finally really get into what each of these eligible partners need to do to become the true prize hogs they're destined to be! Will they take each others (or anyone's) advice? MAYHAPS! Find out today on CLOWN PEOPLE PODCAST PEWPEWPEWWWWW! Kisses!

Hey there Clownpigs, we got Gabi and Austin still in the Clown Cave, and today we're delving into what makes these freaks tick dating-wise! Gabi explains the lore of Boys Milk and Girls Milk, and contributes to the study of women ruining their daughters self image from an early age and how that totally doesn't affect ANYTHING!!! Nothing but PRISTINE PSYCHE'S OVER HERE! Listen today!

Hey Clowns what's going on! Are you having a hard time finding love? Do the people you seek avoid you? Well listen up! We have two of the leading experts in being horrific at dating in the Clown Cave today to talk about the horrible world of dating! You saw this messy snowball on the Live Podcast, it's Gabi Hajos! Joining us, you may have seen him crying on the YouTube dating show Trapped by Cut, it's Austin Vierkant! We did a few episodes with these pigs so DIAL IN! Kisses!