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Episodes

1. 57

   57: Make Your Dad - 9th August

   Emma told us that she recently had her dad fix the wall at the bottom of her garden after someone drove into it. I’ve turned up with a clipboard & a hard hat from the council to say it’s not up to standard. Alan is calm at first until I start calling Emma a “daft wee lassie” and then he kicks off!

   Aug 9, 2019

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2. 56

   56: Anne-Marie on Bowie At Breakfast

   Anne-Marie joined George & Cassi to talk about her new single 'Lonely' which she's released with Lauv! We also asked who she wants to collab with and a certain Lewis Capaldi got a menshy...fingers crossed!

   Aug 2, 2019

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3. 55

   55: Make Your Sister Sweat - 2nd August

   Ryan & Mandy live at home and they keep getting hassled about a TV License which they already have. Ryan said if we called Mandy to say we’re at the door accusing the family of not having a license she would go off on one. He was right, she’s the angriest person we’ve had in a long, long time.

   Aug 2, 2019

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4. 54

   54: Make Your Dad Mad - 19th July

   Diane recently parked at the petrol station at Glasgow Airport and got a parking ticket for staying there too long. She was there to pick up her parents Bill & Mary and they told her not to pay the fine. Bowie & Cassi have now called as employs of ‘SafePark UK’ who want the cash or they’ll...

   Jul 19, 2019

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5. 53

   53: Make Your Uncle Mad - Friday 12th

   Uncle John wound up kirsty years ago and she always promised to get him back. We helped her out by saying Kirsty’s neighbour has been complaining about her kids playing in the street. John lives nearby and falls for it with Cassi leading the investigation and Bowie as the angry neighbour. Kirsty...

   Jul 12, 2019

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6. 52

   52: Freya Ridings on Bowie At Breakfast

   Freya Ridings joined George & Cassi to talk about touring with Lewis Capaldi and how wild it is backstage supporting Tears for Fears...spoiler alert: not very wild!

   Jul 12, 2019

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7. 51

   51: Make Your Dad Mad - 5th july

   Ian Jr is pretending he’s taken out a payday loan with our fake company: Loans Without Groans. Dad – also called Ian – gets roped in when we dispute that the loan has been paid back in full. He starts off pretty mad but takes it to heart when I start giving him a hard time about his job as a...

   Jul 5, 2019

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8. 50

   50: Make Your Dad Mad - 28th June

   Ian has recently bought and fixed a minibus to use for his work. Nikita got in touch to say he’d lose it if we told him he’d been driving it without road tax so the minibus has to be taken away. Nikita was right, he goes ballistic and almost drove all the way home to save is beloved minibus!

   Jun 28, 2019

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9. 49

   49: Make Your Mum Mad - 21st June

   Jennifer called to say mum Joyce has been putting off getting work done round the house for a while now. I’ve got Joyce on the phone to tell her we’ve ordered new doors to sort her gaff out and she doesn’t take the news well. Especially when I tell her it’s a £300 cancellation fee if she doesn’t...

   Jun 21, 2019

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10. 48

    48: Make Your Dad Mad - 14th June

    Samantha wants to wind up dad Ian after she had to boot down her own door a few weeks ago when she lost her key. Cassi plays a letting agent whose company joiner – myself – has demanded £850 for a new front door. Ian is a joiner himself so can smell a cowboy tradesman a mile off. It all kicks off...

    Jun 14, 2019

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11. 47

    47: Little Mix on Bowie At Breakfast

    Perrie, Leigh-Anne, Jesy & Jade joined George & Cassi for the release of their brand new single 'Bounce Back'! Plus, they talked about their experience at a dodgy Escape Room here in Glasgow...

    Jun 14, 2019

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12. 46

    46: Brian Cox on Bowie At Breakfast

    Professor Brian Cox joined George & Cassi to talk about Flat Earthers, his band D:Ream and people scrapping at his Glasgow Seminar...really!

    Jun 10, 2019

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13. 45

    45: Cassi Chats with Head of Devolpment Scottish FA Girls' & Women's Club & W15s Head Coach Tina Stewart ahead of the big game tonight

    Jun 9, 2019

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14. 44

    44: Make Your Mum Mad - 31st May

    Natasha keeps parking outside her mum Angelina’s house. Her mum keeps getting complaints off the neighbours and now Bowie – 'PC Armstrong' – and Cassi - 'PC Gillespie' - have turned up to arrest Natasha. I also told Angelina that her annoying neighbours are my wife’s cousins…she goes absolutely...

    May 31, 2019

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15. 43

    43: Emeli Sande joins George & Cassi on Bowie At Breakfast

    We had Emeli Sande on the show to chat about her MBE, working on the new X Men soundtrack PLUS we play 'Avenger or X-Men'...

    May 28, 2019

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16. 42

    42: Make Your Mum Mad - 24th May

    Danielle wanted to wind up mum Lorraine as she’s currently protesting the extension of an allotment near her house. She refuses to let the allotment extend into the park where she walks her two dogs. Bowie plays the ‘Allotment Convener’ who blames her yappy wee dugs for the recent hassle at my...

    May 24, 2019

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17. 41

    41: Jack Whitehall on Bowie At Breakfast

    Jack joined George & Cassi to chat about nights out with Kevin Bridges, offending celebs at The Brits and how he hopes his Hydro show is 'pumping'...

    May 20, 2019

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18. 40

    40: Make Your Dad Mad - 17th May

    Wullie sells second hand furniture & goods and Cassi has decided she wants to get her money back for her washing machine that isn’t working right. Wullie tells her where to go and faces up with her dad: Bowie! He doesn’t suffer fools and gets raging from the word go...

    May 17, 2019

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19. 39

    39: Make Your Man Mad - 10th May

    Andreana got in touch to say Ian has several cars, a motorbike & a bus in the driver way & street. Bowie has called up as Councillor Watt to say the residents aren’t happy about the amount of motors lining the streets. Ian goes absolutely tonto…it’s a cracker!

    May 10, 2019

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20. 38

    38: Make Yer Dad Mad - 3rd May

    It's another Make Yer Dad Mad with J&W Carpets! Kirsty has told dad Brian that Walter Bailey from Baileys Bailiffs has turned up to repossess everything from her washing machine to her cat. Walter has said Kirsty hasn’t been paying her mortgage and he’s sick of dealing with these “Stupid Jocks”....

    May 3, 2019

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21. 37

    37: Make Your Dad Mad - 26th April

    Leanne is getting married shortly in a fancy Glasgow venue. Myself and Cassi have called Leanne & dad Phil to say half of the venue will now be closed for renovations during her big day. Phil takes the news pretty badly, especially when I forget to put him on hold and call him a liar several times…

    Apr 26, 2019

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22. 36

    36: Make Your Dad Mad - 12th April

    Alison and Chris got an extension a few years ago and Chris mentioned recently that the council never followed up on their request to see it. Bowie & Amber play councillors who’ve decided the ‘monstrosity’ has to come down. Chris doesn’t like the accusations but falls for it hook, line and sinker!

    Apr 12, 2019

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23. 35

    35: Westlife join us on Bowie@Breakfast

    Nicky, Shane & Mark joined Bowie to talk about performing at The Hydro for the first time as a band and wether or not they'll get the kilts on!

    Apr 10, 2019

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    34: Make Your Dad Mad - 5th April

    Jacqueline got in touch to say Michael has been taking his coaching badges for Table Tennis. So Bowie decided to call him up as Ping Pong President Bill Miller to tell him he’s too old to be part of the West of Scotland Coaching team. Bowie also gets his surname wrong. A lot. It’s bizarre but…

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    Apr 5, 2019

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25. 33

    33: Janice from East Kilbride

    Janice has nailed it in one. The best thing that makes a Glasgow maw...

    Apr 2, 2019

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26. 32

    32: Michael in Blantyre

    Michael in Blantyre added his piece to our chat about things that make Glasgow maws...

    Apr 2, 2019

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27. 31

    31: Helen in Springburn

    Helen's addition to our list of things only Glasgow maws do...

    Apr 2, 2019

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    30: Make Your Boss Cross - 29th March

    Stephanie works at the council and her boss Irene deals with all sorts of complaints. Me & my wife (Cassi) have witnessed a councillor fly tipping and have brought our very serious concerns to Irene. It turns out myself & Irene have very different ideas of what ‘fly tipping’ is. This one is...

    Mar 29, 2019

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    29: Make Your Dad Mad - 22nd March

    Kelly has phoned her dad – who is from Airdrie but lives in Inverness – to say a man and his wife (Bowie & Cassi) have banged into her car. He’s already raging when he comes on the phone but as soon as George says he can’t understand his weird accent Jim goes absolutely ballistic. It’s the…

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    Mar 22, 2019

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    28: Make Your Mum Mad - 15th March

    Police officer Cara has called her mum Caroline to say the Wedding Dress shop won’t return her £500 deposit on her dress after the big day was cancelled. The owner of the shop (Bowie) won’t back down on the cash and Caroline ends up pretty raging!

    Mar 15, 2019

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31. 27

    27: Make Your Mum Mad - 8th March

    Lauren has recently had work done on her nose. She’s headed to the hospital to pay her surgery bill and her car has now been blocked in by two punters (Bowie & Cassi). They’re refusing to move as Bowie has an important operation to get his ears pinned back for the second time. Mum Yvonne doesn’t...

    Mar 8, 2019

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32. 26

    26: Make Your Boss Cross - 1st March 2019

    Lorraine got in touch to say her boss Maureen – who’s also her auntie – HATES when people don’t clean up after their dog. Maureen owns a Marquee business and Bowie & Cassi have turned up from the Bowling Club across the road as ‘Bill & Agnes’. They've accused Maureen of leaving her dogs mess…

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    Mar 1, 2019

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33. 25

    25: Tom Walker on Bowie At Breakfast

    Tom Walker on joined us on Bowie At Breakfast to talk about TRNSMT Festival, his wee Granny Sadie & his twitter beef with Cassi...

    Feb 25, 2019

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34. 24

    24: Make Your Dad Mad - 22nd February

    Stephanie’s dad Brian recently plastered her wall after the contractor didn’t show up to finish the job. Bowie (Davie the plasterer) and Cassi (from Traders Anonymous) have turned up to demand compensation for Brian stealing my plastering work. We both couldn’t keep it together for laughing but...

    Feb 22, 2019

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35. 23

    23: Matt, Charlie & James AKA Busted on Bowie At Breakfast

    We have Matt, Charlie & James from Busted on the show with George & Cassi to talk about their live show coming up at The Hydro in March. They also talked their new album, on-stage proposals and their favourite Glasgow restaurant!

    Feb 18, 2019

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36. 22

    22: Make Your Man Mad - 15th February

    Maria called to say that fiancé Scott built a fence in the front garden of their house recently. The site manager for the new estate said he didn’t think it was legal. Bowie (a dodgy joiner) and Cassi (A Councillor) have turned up to tear down the fence whilst Scott is hard at work. Scott isn’t a...

    Feb 15, 2019

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37. 21

    21: Make Your Dad Mad - 8th February

    Samantha’s dad usually drops her off at home in his white van. It’s a really narrow cul-de-sac and one of the neighbours (Cassi) & her dad (Bowie) have turned up to blame him of scraping their motor. Pat goes from defensive to angry to absolutely raging throughout the call – it’s a belter!

    Feb 8, 2019

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    20: Lewis Capaldi on Bowie At Breakfast

    Scottish singer/songwriter Lewis Capaldi joined George & Cassi on Bowie At Breakfast to discuss how close he is to releasing his debut album and how important it is to be sound over talented up here!

    Feb 6, 2019

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39. 19

    19: Make Your Dad Mad - 1st February

    Lisa has phoned Gary to say she let the dogs out in the front garden and they’ve gotten out by mistake. A pair of dafties (Bowie and Cassi) have taken the dugs and are demanding cash to give them back. Gary adores his precious pup and goes absolutely ballistic from the first minute, it’s a classic.

    Feb 1, 2019

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40. 18

    18: Make Your Dad Mad - 25th January

    Jamielee has headed into a kitchenware store to see about getting a new breakfast bar. The manager on duty (Me) has swiped her keys as there’s far too much snow outside for her to be driving. Jamielee needs to pick up her wee boy so called dad Jim and he goes into meltdown. He’s got smoke coming...

    Jan 25, 2019

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41. 17

    17: Jax Jones & Olly Alexander on Bowie At Breakfast

    We had Jax Jones & Olly Alexander - from Years & Years - on the show to talk about their new single 'Play'. Turns out Jax Jones made a remix for Years & Years a long time ago and they rejected it...and Olly only found out live in our interview. It's so awkward!

    Jan 22, 2019

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    16: Make Your Dad Mad - 18th January

    Christopher has recently put Monica on the insurance for his car up until March. Monica has called to say she’s had a minor bump, called up the insurer and they’re claiming no such person exists on the policy. Christopher doesn’t take kindly to being called a ‘stupid jock’ from the English call...

    Jan 18, 2019

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    15: Make Your Boss Cross - 11th January 2019

    Elizabeth got in touch to say her boss Jacqueline put her dress into an alteration shop before Christmas. Jacqueline then called the police when she realised the shop might be closed when she needs to pick up her altered dress. I’ve called her up as the owner of the tailor to say she’s set…

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    Jan 11, 2019

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44. 14

    14: Make Your Mum Mad - 30th November

    Lewis has his own house but is still registered to vote at his mum Helen’s gaff. Helen regularly gets asked if the house is Lewis’ by the council and it drives her mad. I’ve decided to call her up demanding unpaid council tax from Lewis as the house is definitely in his name. Needless to say…

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    Nov 30, 2018

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45. 13

    13: Anne-Marie chatted to George & Cassi backstage at The Barrowlands...

    George & Cassi went to the second of Anne-Marie's sold out Barrowlands gigs to chat about the Glasgow crowd being the noisiest of the tour so far (true story), her love of a collab and her double chin calendar she’s just released for 2019!

    Nov 28, 2018

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46. 12

    12: Make Your Auntie Angry - 23rd November

    Debbie has a Facebook Marketplace business. Two punters (Bowie & Cassi) who bought bed sheets have turned up demanding a refund plus extra cash for the inconvenience. Auntie Margaret goes absolutely ballistic from the off. Especially when she finds out they’ve actually used the sheets and not...

    Nov 23, 2018

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47. 11

    11: Make Your Dad Mad - 16th November

    This time we have Michelle winding up her husband Alan. Their son Rio goes to a school where there is limited parking. Michelle has been told to move the car several times from her usual parking spot by someone who lives nearby. Bowie pretends to be that very man who wants that car moved from his...

    Nov 16, 2018

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    10: Make Your Granny Grumpy - 9th November

    Stacey has called her Gran as one of the neighbours (Bowie) is convinced her grandson Tommy has smashed his window. Turns out Tommy was with Elaine on when the vandalism happened but this doesn’t stop Elaine getting wound right up and defending her grandson Tommy. She goes about as mental as a...

    Nov 9, 2018

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    9: Make Your Dad Mad - 2nd November

    Laura has called dad Jason to say an angry dad (Bowie) has showed up blaming Jason for slamming the door in his daughters (Cassi) face when she was out trick or treating for Halloween. Jason is a PT and goes ballistic from the very start. We had to bleep almost half the call, it’s a belter.

    Nov 2, 2018

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50. 8

    8: Ford & Greg from Still Game on Bowie At Breakfast

    We had Ford Kiernan and Greg Hemphill (Jack & Victor) from Still Game on Bowie At Breakfast to talk about their brand new live show at The Hydro next year. We also chatted the final ever series of Still Game and play the Timehop game...

    Nov 1, 2018

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