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Cock & Ball
by Cock & Ball Podcast
All the Spurs content you didn't know you didn't need, in the time it takes to walk from Seven Sisters to the world famous home of Tottenham Hotspur. Follow us on twitter: @Cockandball_Pod, @TFennerz, @Ashl3yC93, @JimSummersNews, @JulesDelay. Find us on Facebook and Instagram. Email us at: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Green Starburst
'It's like opening a pack of Starburst and finding out you've got the green one' In this pod, Jim and Jules take on the task of dissecting another topsy-turvy week for Tottenham. After finding out that Spurs can't do it on a cold, wet night in Burnley after all, they discuss fine margins, Conte's...
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Citizen Kane
WE ARE BACK! We actually have an episode to bring you this week as Tom, Ash and Jim could be arsed to record. Tom welcomes our Russian overlords, Ash talks about managing IBS and JIM makes sure that the lads actually talk about football after a magnificent Spurs performance away at the Etihad.…
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Sliding Doors
" I don't know what the Korean is for "meep meep" but my God he's quick" Hope is a fragile thing, but Jules and Fenn are full of beans after a classy 3-1 win over Brighton last weekend. Join the lads to answer only fun questions like is Kane back to his best, could Cuti be one of our greatest...
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BOGOF with Steve
With special guest Steve from The Hot Spurs Podcast! Two podcasts in one, you lucky people! First, Ash and Jules are joined by the wonderful Steve to answer important Spurs questions such as Nando's or Bella Italia and Chick King or Sam's? Later they are once again joined by Cock and Ball's Serie…
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January Blues
"Runs like an Emu with clubfoot" Late goals and sh*t shows; join Tom, Ash and Jules as they navigate the highs of the late, late show at the King Power Stadium and a fourth defeat of the season to our West London rivals at Stamford Bridge. Ash forgets to use words, Tom makes noises and Jules…
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Impotence
"The only thing that's worked hard is his fork!" Ah Spurs; the things you do to us. Ash and Jules summon up their courage to wince their way through a bad week at White Hart Lane. A limp exit to the Cobham cretins, a stuttering win against Morecambe and our players looking as weak as our transfer...
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Adama Amoré
‘He’s Santa but he’s slimmed down and had a hair transplant’ After a Christmas break, Tom, Jim and Jules are back to talk about Spurs’ games over the festive period. They look at whether the draw against Southampton should be a cause for concern, the late win over Watford, and come dangerously...
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Possession Stats & Bounties
"The cock had gone soft for a while. Then Conte came in and suddenly we've gone a bit hard, haven't we?" After a short hiatus from Spurs actually playing football, the boys are back this week to give you some much-needed analysis and festive cheer. Tom, Ash, Jim and Jules look back on Tottenham's...
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Snowhere to Hide
"Would you leave your dog with him?" Oh Spurs. The things you do to us. Join Fenn and Jules to wince through our embarrassing defeat to NS Mura, whether Santa Claus saved us from a Burnley bruising and just how badly we can mess up back-to-back games against newly promoted Brentford and Norwich.…
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PASHUN
"It's like being at the birthday party of a 5 year old and clapping when they blow out the candle" An injury crisis at Cock and Ball means the return of Ash's big bro Chris, this week the brothers discuss victory at home to Leeds and preview NS Mura and Burnley. Join us as Ash seeks cheap thrills...
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Flav's Version
"It doesn't matter who it is, Spurs will break him: it's our thing" This week Fenn and Ash were delighted to be joined by Spurs podcast royalty and host of The Fighting Cock, Flav. Tom and Ash explore Flav's love of Spurs before debating who makes it into a Spurs Cult XI. Don't forget to rate,...
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Jim's Alibi
'I’m a nervous man because of the crimes I’ve committed' [Disclaimer: we're only joking. No crimes were committed before, during or after the making of this podcast by your favourite foursome]. After a mixed week with a win in Europe and a dull away draw against our Northern cousins, it's left to...
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FORZA GLI SPURS
"He essentially fit in at Spurs like a foot in a glove" Fenn is joined by Jim and Ash as they swim the swampy waters of last week in N17, including the departure of Nuno and hiring of a certain feisty Italian. Ash fails to contain his excitement, Fenn evidences his lack of culture and Jim is...
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Claret & Blues
"He’s the emo at a pop party" This week, Jim and Jules do their best to try and not talk about back-to-back losses at Vitesse and West Ham. As they recorded before the Burnley game, and thanks to editing wizarding hitherto unseen in podcasting, Tom and Ashley decide to show their face as Spurs...
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Crude Awakening
"But alas, we ruined Geordie Arabia" Tom is joined by Ash and Jim to discuss the spectacle surrounding Spurs' 3-2 victory over the Magpies and the game itself. Jim searches for moral compasses, Ash finds a link between Vitesse and Dj Luck and Mc Neat and Tom wonders what excites Martin Taylor.…
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Heroes & Villans
"I disagreed with everything you said about the Arsenal game. This is personal now." This week, Tom, Jim and Ashley dissect Tottenham's wins over NS Mura and Aston Villa. They talk about Nuno's change of system, how good Heung-Min Son is, junctions on the motorway, and a very fat man called…
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Demolition Derby
"It wasn't good, was it?" Oh Spurs, what are you doing to us? Ash, Jules and Jim get aboard the unhappy ship Spurs to ruminate on a dismal North London Derby defeat. Was it the fault of the players, the tactics, or our metaphorical (and sometimes literal) anchor Harry Kane? Who knows. Either way,...
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Dog Walks & Team Talks
"If he had to kick a puppy in the face to win a game, you know he'd do it" Ash is joined by Jim and it's the return of big bro Chris. The lads ponder on the result against Rennes, the meltdown at home to that Oil rich team from West London and the Carabao Cup victory against Portugal FC. Ash…
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Greggs & Cider
It turns out Eagles are tougher than Cocks. Join Ash, Jim and Jules to dissect a comprehensive battering at the weekend featuring a terrible Tanganga, midfield doppelgängers and three centre back combinations about as useful as a chocolate teapot. It's okay though because we can remedy the...
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Argy Bargy
"The Italians never learned from Vesuvius" Who said the international break was quiet? Join Ash, Tom and Jules as they marvel at Argentina's ludicrous logistical nightmare, reminisce about fruit smuggling and their own security checks(!), and of course gaze into the Crystal ball for this weekends...
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Double Glazed
"The International Break is the footballing equivalent of blue balls" Jim is joined by Ash and Jules aboard the the good ship Spurs for a merry chat about this week in N17. Along with reviewing Pacos, Watford and discussing the transfer window, Jim explores the Essex coast, Ash passionately…
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Cock, Beaver, Wolf
“A beaver done a cock” This week, Tom and Ash reluctantly navigate around the midweek loss against the City of Furniture before diving into the wolf pack and coming out with our feathers’ intact following a hard-fought win at Wolves. Additionally, Shakespeare gets a non-essential reboot in an ode...
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Don't Be Crude
"He was probably sitting there with his brother playing Lego" This week, Tom and Ashley crudely drill into a hilariously shocking win against the reigning champions, lay into Kane a bit more, and applaud the start of the new era under Nuno. Plus, the search for a Tanguy continues, and there is…
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Seeing In the Season
"I've seen rock formations move more quickly" The light is darkest before the dawn, or so they say. Join Ash, Jim, Tom and Jules as they preview the coming season, whether Tanguy is spending too much time in the canteen and the current whereabouts of he-who-must-not-be-named. Your usual dose of...
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What's That Coming Over The Gil?
"He looks weaker than a Sun headline" As Don Paratici does the business, Ash and Jules take a moment to cherish our departing icons and welcome our new signings. Erik will ball roll no more; Toby is done at the Carvery; and who the hell is Cristian Romero? If you like what you hear, please like,...
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The Science of Pre-Season with Raj Soni-Tricker
"Don't nutmeg a senior pro, that'll be a no no!" As pre-season gets underway, Jules, Tom and Jim speak to Wolverhampton Wanderers’ sports scientist Raj Soni-Tricker about preparations for the new campaign, how sports science has changed the game and what Spurs fans can expect from new boss Nuno...
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Casa Dolce Casa
Well that was nice, wasn't it? As the Euros are finished with until 2024, the boys looks back on an incredible tournament which saw Italy narrowly beat England in the final at Wembley. They talk through what this new crop of England players mean for the country, Ashley revels in being Italian…
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Take Two
'I know what my DNA is, it's why I'm ginger... the Tottenham DNA is just Russian dolls, but with bottles' In the first podcast of the 2021/22 season, Tom, Ash, Jim and Jules react to the news that Spurs' search for a manager, which has seemingly been going on since the 50s, is finally over. Nuno...
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Revelations
“You upset me in the last pod to be honest. You were all ‘oooh, nice little plucky Leicester’” In this bumper podcast to mark the end of the season, (don’t walk too quickly down Seven Sisters…) Tom, Jim, Jules and Ash take a look back at the campaign for Tottenham, have a look at the final two...
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All Bark
‘We were playing a Wolves side that showed about as much enthusiasm as I do at church.’ The boys are back to look over a remarkably unremarkable win over Wolves. From Del Boy and our Viking leader to Eric’s vegetable needs, Jules Ash and Jim chat about what makes Leicester so special, the lessons...
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Bielsabub
“That was my leeds supporting girlfriend, I’ve since changed the locks and not spoken to her" After a chastening and comprehensive defeat, Tom, Ash and Jules muse over the possibility of a Bielsa-fuelled future or frankly, anything other than the present. The lads also touch on Potterball, the...
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The Tottenham Way
"I'm a fan of an average doner, l'm a fan of Stuart Dallas" Feast on our unedited, all natural Cock and Ball. This was completely planned and had nothing to do with Ash forgetting to save the edit. This week Tom is joined by Ash and Jules as they revel in the demolishing of an abject Sheffield...
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The Year Ends in None
'It felt like we brought a water pistol to a gun fight.' This week, Tom, Ash, Jim and Jules look back on Spurs' narrow defeat in the League Cup final and discuss what could've been done differently. They look ahead to the rebuilding job for the squad in the summer, who the new manager could be -...
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Freemasons
“I hope José is crying into a glass of whiskey, contemplating his life choices” This week, Tom and Ashley (and a belated Jim) welcome Ash’s brother Chris to the pod. In a turbulent week for Spurs, we rejoice in an end to the so-called European Super League, the sacking of Jose Mourihno and an...
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Greed
'As a certain man said, there used to be a football club over there. I can't believe we might have to say that again'. In a Third Eye podcast special, the boys give their reaction to the news that 12 European football clubs - including six from England - plan to break away and form their own...
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Wheel of Misfortune
'Spurs are a rival to City in the same way I'm a rival for Blake Lively with Ryan Reynolds'. This week, Tom, Jules and Ash look back on Spurs' 3-1 defeat to Manchester United. Jules talks about some of the tactical decisions Tottenham made, Tom looks at a possible future without Harry Kane, and…
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Same Spurs, Different Game
'I don’t understand why he’s not the messiah any more. He’s just a very naughty boy.' This week, Tom, Jim and Jules look back on Spurs' 2-2 draw with Newcastle United, and look ahead to the weekend's game against the other United, which occasionally won things once. The boys dissect what went...
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Internationals
Introducing the all-new Third Eye Podcast from Cock & Ball - looking at some of the big issues and discussion points from across the game. In this season opener, the boys talk about international football ahead of Euro 2020, asking the question on everyone's lips: Is football coming home? Let us...
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Humble Pie
'I don’t just want to see José fired. I want to see him fired out of a cannon!' This week, Tom, Ash, Jim and Jules look back at Tottenham's disasterclass in the Europa League, and the Premier League win at Aston Villa too. Tom talks about pies, Jim wonders whether Joe Hart knows how to function…
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Coco Pops
"I'm going to level with you, lads. We're talking about a game I didn't even watch..." This week, Tom, Jim, Ash and Jules look back at Tottenham's Europa League win over Dinamo Zagreb, and the North London Derby loss to Arsenal. They also look ahead to this week's games. Tom makes us wonder why...
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Palace Breakway
'Does anyone strike the ball better than Bale? I think the only thing that strikes better is the French!' This week, Jim is joined by Ash, Jules and a temporarily-substituted Tom to look back on another two wins for Spurs over recent days. Jim gets everybody singing, Tom learns at 27 years old…
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All Four-Nothing
'He's a bit of a tool isn't he? And not a sharp one'. In this week's pod, Tom, Ash and Jules look back on two 4-0 wins for Spurs in the Europa League against Wolfsberger, and the Premier League against Burnley. Tom talks about what Spurs' best back four is; Ash discusses Tottenham's younger...
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Not a Crisis
'Sissoko the GOAT? I think the goat needs sacrificing!' This week, Tom, Jim, Ash and Jules look back at Spurs’ Europa League victory away at Wolfsberger and the Premier League loss at West Ham. Tom gets everyone playing ‘stadium or service station’, Jim talks about the captaincy, Ash looks for...
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Indifference
"Is Lllwll Spurs' form over the last six games, or the name of a Welsh town?" This week, Tom, Jim, Ash and Jules look back at a disappointing week for Tottenham with losses at Everton and Manchester City. Tom isn't quite sure how he feels about Spurs any more, Jim explains why you shouldn't try…
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Acceptance
"Vinicius looked lonelier than an Incel with no internet" This week Tom, Ash and Jules discuss Chelsea blues, the Lamela conundrum and bouncing back against the Baggies. They also tackle some listener questions including the best dancers in N17. Join us as we review another week in the life of a...
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All Pain, No Kane
'The problem is, our manager is a dinosaur, and the meteor's on its way'. This week, Tom, Jim, Ash and Jules look back at defeats for Tottenham against Liverpool and Brighton. They also look ahead to games against Chelsea and West Brom; and they answer all the important questions, like: 'How many...
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Our Cold Blooded Hearts
'The Wycombe keeper's kit looked like it was made out of recycled mid-2000s Powerpoint presentations'. This week, Tom, Ash, Jim and Jules look back at Tottenham's clinical win over Wycombe Wanderers, and look ahead to the Liverpool and Brighton games. Ash talks about what worked at Wycombe, Jim...
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It Takes Two to Tanguy
"They were torn apart, like a Peshwari naan at a curry night" This week, Tom, Ash, Jim and Jules look back at Spurs' 1-1 draw against Fulham at Craven Cottage, and a good 3-1 win at Sheffield United. Ash talks about how good Tanguy Ndombele is, Jim looks at some Spurs stats, Tom makes fish puns,...
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That'll Do
"Offside is like being pregnant. You can't be a bit pregnant. You can't be a bit offside." This week, Tom, Jules, Jim and Ash take a look back at two cup wins for Spurs, against Brentford and Marine. They talk about the magic of the FA Cup, which side they'd put out in a combined Aston…
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Crouching Bielsa, Hidden José
'Doherty looks like a dog who's lost his owner'. In the first pod of 2021, Tom, Jim, Ash and Jules look back at Spurs' convincing win over Leeds United. Tom takes us through the Spurs 100 goal list, Ash discusses Jimmy Greaves, Jim talks about Marine manager Neil Young, and Jules... well, Jules…
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All the Spurs content you didn't know you didn't need, in the time it takes to walk from Seven Sisters to the world famous home of Tottenham Hotspur.
Follow us on twitter: @Cockandball_Pod, @TFennerz, @Ashl3yC93, @JimSummersNews, @JulesDelay.
Find us on Facebook and Instagram. Email us at: [email protected]
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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