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Cocktails & Clarity

by Cocktails & Clarity

Hannah and Hayley are on a mission to bring about some clarity to our f*cked up world.

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Episodes

  1. Episode 27 - Super Like

    While reminiscing about their glory days, Hayley and Hannah seek to get clarity on what college life is like for Generation Z.

  2. Episode 26 - angelichayley

    Hayley and Hannah have a much needed catch-up session and discuss cohabitating, the Broc Box, and Hayley's recent prostitution listing on Craigslist.

  3. Episode 25 - Fat Man and Little Boy

    In this day and age, don't you wake up every morning and just wonder, "how do we avoid conflict between major world powers?" Well, Hayley and Hannah have been thinking the exact same thing. In fact, they've been so obsessed with it that they sought out world-renowned, expert defense contractor,...

  4. Episode 24 - Two Bathrooms

    Married life... we're getting to that age, and we need some answers. Hayley and Hannah dive deep into the world of married life by interviewing two close friends of this podcast, Pete & Kate. Kate endears us all with her stories of romance and passion, while Pete acts tough (but we all know he's…

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  5. Episode 23 - From Berkeley to Monterey

    Hayley and Hannah bring back an old friend, Marie, to dive even deeper into the world of feeders. Marie also invites Brooke to join the show, who fills in the gaps on what Marie has *really* been up to since the last show.

  6. Episode 22 - Jolly Ranchers

    Hannah and Hayley summon the queen of bad luck, Lee, to offer up some clarity on prison life in Northern Indiana. Lee's had more than one stint in the slammer and knows all about what it takes to survive.

  7. Episode 21 - C-Minus Sex

    Hayley and Hannah bring on a long-time friend of the show's, Xenia. After her appearance on Episode 6, Xenia decided to throw cuffs on a Bumble match, and she's never looked back. Both Xenia and her boyf, Gaetan, come on the show to share their secret to making the most of a swipe right. Hint: it...

  8. Episode 20 - Guest Star

    Hayley and Hannah kickoff season 2 with a bang. After the girls recap some "shitty" experiences while traveling, Steven comes on board to share his stories from a life before Uber/Lyft. He also sheds some clarity on the true secrets to having threesomes (spoiler: it takes a few white lies and a...

  9. Episode 19 - Broc

    Hayley swallows her pride, puffs out her chest, and gives a call to... Ok here's the deal: you're going to need to go back a few episodes (like to episode 1, or 3 or 5 or 17...or just all of them) to realize how the depth to how freakin' crazy this episode is. That's right, brace yourselves…

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  10. Episode 18 - The Cheesecake Factory

    Hayley and Hannah overcome obstacles during wedding season, but those petty problems are put to shame by this week's guest, Marie, who offers up dating stories that are "larger" than life.

  11. Episode 17 - Inspector Carlisle

    Scott and Max come on board to provide Hayley and Hannah with some much needed comedic training.

  12. Episode 16 - WeVibe

    Hayley and Hannah turn to the midwest for a new perspective on dating, sex, and the many varieties of queefs.

  13. Episode 15 - Meat Curtains

    Hayley and Hannah bring on boss bitch Nycole to talk business. Questions are answered such as, "What can you do with an Art History major?" "What's it like owning your own business?" and "Who looks better naked, Hannah or Hayley?"

  14. Episode 14 - #EggplantFridays

    Hayley and Hannah find some clarity in the animal kingdom. They bring on Brent to talk Polar Bears, Panda Bears, Otters, and Foxes. And uh... poppers & whip-its.

  15. Episode 13 - Grandma's Drunk

    Hannah and Hayley get clarity on loud sex, the Three-Pronged Method, and prison life, but mostly they get clarity on one another.

  16. Episode 12 - Three's Company

    Hayley and Hannah get some clarity on Swinging, or at least they try to. Mike, their guest, comes on board to offer up his experiences from a past life as a party animal.

  17. Episode 11 - Redzone

    Hayley and Hannah dive knee deep into the porn world, bringing on an expert of the industry.

  18. Episode 10 - Platonic Boning

    Hayley and Hannah welcome on their neighbor with whom Hayley has history.

  19. Episode 09 - Night Guards

    Hannah and Hayley solicit the help of fan favorite, Erik, to field questions from the listeners.

  20. Episode 08 - Soft Nine

    Hayley and Hannah get clarity from men who just aren't that into them.

  21. Episode 07 - BFFs

    Hayley and Hannah search for a new best friend.

  22. Episode 06 - New Beat

    Hayley and Hannah are joined by their single friend, Xenia, to discuss Jewish men, pity bones and dating strategies.

  23. Episode 05 - Rodney, Part II

    Hayley and Hannah receive long awaited clarity from their muse, Rodney.

  24. Episode 04 - Hannah is a Dope B*tch

    Hayley and Hannah are joined by their honest friend, Erik, to determine whether or not they are basic.

  25. Episode 03 - Maintenance

    Hayley and Hannah discuss waxing, gym results and accidentally getting high from protein powder.

  26. Episode 02 - Cash Crops

    Hayley and Hannah get clarity from a single man on dating from a guy's perspective.

  27. Episode 01 - Rodney

    Hayley and Hannah meet Rodney, who inspires them to start a podcast.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Hannah and Hayley are on a mission to bring about some clarity to our f*cked up world.

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How many episodes does Cocktails & Clarity have?

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Hannah and Hayley are on a mission to bring about some clarity to our f*cked up world.

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