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COFFEE'S DONE

by Jake Paulson

Jake, Ross, and James are friends and fellow "coffee professionals". Each week we join forces with movers and shakers from various walks of life to learn from their experiences and expertise. We follow each conversation with our "# round" where we select hot topics from a master list and debate them for exactly 5 minutes each. Submit your topics to [email protected] with "# round" in the subject line!

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Episodes

  1. #116 Season 1 Finale: There's Still Pizza

    Today we wrap up season one of the show. We chat about Starlink hood ornaments, rodent plague, the Weed Olympics and what to expect for season two.

  2. #115 A Schmiddy Experience

    Today were are joined by Mike "Schmiddy" Schmidt, dear friend and listener from the beginning. We chat about exploding muscles, John Wick sequels and fireworks. Mike tags along for the after show on Patreon!

  3. #114 Short Sleepers

    Today we chat rude customers, WA Covid restrictions, night golf, flying taxis, short sleepers and Boy Scouts. On the Patreon we talk about upping your batch brew game.

  4. #113 Yes, Plants With Bones

    Today we chat about our lack of survival skills, golfing, bumper stickers, plants with bones and dream hobbies.

  5. #112 Tardigrade Love

    Today we discuss the great American comeback and subsequent whiplash. Then we talk about microscopic gummy bears, 3D printed rhino horns, teeing off in wonderland, and Jake gets philosophical.

  6. #111 I'm Jake Wick!

    Today we chat with our dear friend Isaiah Washington about the milkshake drinking youth of America, collectables, K cups, dress codes and Pokemon.

  7. #110 Musk Be Weird

    Today we chat the coming realities of a post pandemic world, give and update on James and the show then chat about trombones, New Orleans, Mario World and the Top Gun Space race.

  8. #109 Coffee Coffee Coffee with Efrem Fesaha

    Today we are joined by Efrem Fesaha, Founder and CEO of Boon Boona Coffee in Renton, Wa. We chat about why he started the company and learn about East African coffee traditions and wirer he's planning on taking the company next. In the #rounds we cheat Chinese rockets, Bill Gates, Facebook's new...

  9. #108 Come On Guys

    Today we chat crypto news, paint balling with wolves, liquid cannabis, speciality coffee unions and winning $11,000d doll hairs on the Kentucky Derby

  10. #107 Ultimate Flex

    Next week we're welcoming back vaccinated guests! Today we're chatting about friend's new ventures, Siphon brewers, ultimate flexes, maggots, Jurassic Park, how climate change is changing the industry and lawn games.

  11. #106 Lets Chat About Chet

    Today we caution the listener about the making of plans. We explore the multiverse, chat about Chet, fancy dinners and the possibility of a Governor Matthew McConaughey.

  12. #105 Dont Start at Episode 1

    Today we talk about dosing cops with psilocybin, Qanon updates, vaccine passports, cicadas and curling.

  13. #104 MLB Best

    Today we chat sandwich bucket drops, voting rights interfering with baseball rights, pet insurance and sweet sweet cold brew.

  14. #103 Satan Strippers and Microwave Dinners

    Today we chat Lil Was X pissing off the pearl clutches and ripping off FKA Twigs, the capitalism blocking the Suez, plastic straws, and David Changs microwave.

  15. #102 Use Your Indie Voice

    James was on the radio! Check him out on Today's episode of The Record on KUOW to hear! Today on the show: our new segments One Coffee Thing, and Unpopular Opinions debut and we discuss Trump's social media platform, volcanos and a style of singing that we're super hyped on.

  16. #101 Daytoner 500

    It's SPRING BREAK! Time to take those stimmys down to your favorite Buffalo Wild Wings and create brand new mutations with your friends. We also chat unpopular opinions, deep fakes, and daylight savings time.

  17. #100 Keeping it 100

    Today we're at 100 episodes and we'd like to thank ourselves, couldn't have done it without us. Also you, our lovely listeners. You're the best. Today we talk automats, Dr. Seuss, a world without money, space hurricanes and then we sing James a song.

  18. #100 Keeping it 100

    Today we're at 100 episodes and we'd like to thank ourselves, couldn't have done it without us. Also you, our lovely listeners. You're the best. Today we talk automats, Dr. Seuss, a world without money, space hurricanes and then we sing James a song.

  19. #99 Space Hotel

    Today we talk about space tourism, top shots, the slow progression of the human species, Lady Gaga's dogs and preview the after show where we tease some exciting developments for Anchorhead

  20. #98 Coffee's Done's Done

    Today we chat about our new after show, "Coffee's Done's Done" and some new exciting exclusives for our Patreon subscribers. On the show we discuss the mars mission, pillows, K cups, Ted Cruz's remaining vacation balance and the spiritual world. Link to our wicked Patreon:...

  21. #97 Only Fans

    Today we talk about niche fetishes and whether a coffee themed Only Fans is in our future. Then we chat far out planetoids, make fun of Donald Trump's Lawyers, and discuss bed time rituals.

  22. #97 Only Fans

    Today we talk about niche fetishes and whether a coffee themed Only Fans is in our future. Then we chat far out planetoids, make fun of Donald Trump's Lawyers, and discuss bed time rituals.

  23. #96 Doctor's Orders

    Today we chat about the super spreader bowl, communing with the dead, Tesla's crimes against the feline community, March 4th and going vegan.

  24. #95 Butt Buzz

    We're swabbing ass for safety this week as we discuss the crazies that "represent" us, space lasers, Subway's tuna salad dilemma, the Matrix Killer, and memories from our childhood that our spawn won't appreciate. RIP Dustin Diamond.

  25. #94 HTH

    Today we give an update on all the shade James is throwing these days and chat about Larry King on ice, dinosaur buttholes, 2021 abbreviations, and unwelcome advances in the service industry.

  26. #93 Paper Bois

    Today we talk about jobs involving hucking things, an update on the revolush at the capitol, Lady Gaga's dad, cannibal celebs, pigs milk and then we have a spelling bee.

  27. #92 Taint Happening

    Today we discuss the gooch wearables section of the economy, the lil' revolush that conspiracy theorists staged last week, cannibalistic megalodon sharks, and what we hope for the next time our alien friends visit.

  28. #91 For the Birds

    Today we chat avian conspiracies, resolutions, new trends and home coffee brewers.

  29. #90 Happy Hollandaise

    Today we talk ancient ruins, 2021 predictions, no-go food items and which holiday greeting suits us best.

  30. #89 Spy Games

    Today we chat about our alien brethren, spy games, art, sand, castles, grape sodas and adirondack chairs.

  31. #88 Skin Suited

    Today we are out with another invention: a cycling suit of your own body. Listen to us go off the rails as Jake tries words fort he first time and Ross eats dog food flavored jelly beans.

  32. #87 FrozeDead

    Today we talk about new ways to be dead, American goodness, Internet criticism, bucket list items, sleeping position, best meal ever, and random pet peeves.

  33. #86 Be Not Dumb

    Today we're praying for a day where society returns to a feeling of public free love and forgiveness. We chat about Sonic Burger crimes, Rudy's hanky habits, vacation blunders and how institutionalized racism will keep us from learning about UFO's.

  34. #85 Brunch of Idiots

    Today we cancel all your holiday plans and talk about the new dystopian landscaper small businesses. For #round topics we're chatting about conspiracies, man buns, illegal deeds, and what we will be like as elders.

  35. #84 Total Manscaping

    Today we're talking about the Four Seasons Landscaping saga, vaccine news, dolphin phalluses, and Jake's got a very culinary take on cooking a good steak.

  36. #83 Elon, Bring on the Sand Technology

    Today we've got sand technology, bagels, bi-curiosity, furry dolphins and the old analog vs. digital conversation. VOTE!!!

  37. #82 I do feel like it was kind of a boring one, but I'm also not that bright and there was a lot of talk about smart stuff.

    Today we chat Carens, America's best breakfast sandwich, missing hikers, and microwave technology. we also give an update on the murderous hornets invading America.

  38. #81 Is Anyone Even Listening

    Today we talk about living in the simulation, zoom call failures, milkshakes, Halloween costumes, and pumpkin spice dip.

  39. #80 How to Dyson Onion

    Today we talk about crazy auto trends, annoying YouTube tutorials, Guy Fieri (living saint), woodland creatures and Burger King.

  40. #79 Cart Bronch

    Today we talk about the White House super spreaders, underground volcanos, crappy-chinos, italianos, Dick's new food trucks, and wet water.

  41. #78 Thanks Kelsey

    Today we fight about what a cappuccino is, thanks a lot Kelsey. Then we talk about laundered condoms, racist idiots, and whether pumpkins are pumpkins.

  42. #77 Hillbilly Busy

    Today we talk about coffee! We spitball about the trappings and delights of home espresso. Then it's on to cats vs dogs, seasonal depression and the rampant incest of Back to The Future.

  43. #76 You're Political!

    Today we're James less in Seattle. We reckon with our new designation as an Anarchist hotspot, talk aliens of course, Chapelle calling out the haters, the Notorious RBG, and Trump Chic.

  44. #75 Smokageddon

    Today it's just James and Jake and it's way more chill than you'd expect. We talk about all things that go into running a business, smokageddon, brand appearance and we announce the winner of our first giveaway!!!!

  45. #74 Is He Neutered?

    Today we follow up on manscaping, talk about the upcoming election, buying houses, gender reveal fires and pay our respects to King Chadwick.

  46. #73 Shavin' Tate

    Today we talk about manscaping, feeling' yourself, judging a wine by its cover, CiTiEs On FiRe and pandemic helmets.

  47. #72 If You Suck You Suck Pt 2

    Cant really remember what this one was about but Im sure Jake got mad at James, Ross tried to walk the center line, and we talked about John Wick and Sandy B.

  48. #71 If You Suck You Suck Part 1

    Today isn't actually today. Its last week because Ross doesn't actually care about the pod, so we had to record two episodes in advance. He's off gallivanting in the woods, but hopefully you can forget that and lose yourself like B Rabbit while we talk about #freebrittney, Kratom, and moldy jam.

  49. #70 Hold Your Tongue Sweetheart

    There's holes in the ocean, we're traveling through them and back in time to Dave Mathew's tour bus to drop a deuce along the Chicago freeway. Maybe we'll eat some magic jelly beans and enter the afterlife where malls are run by Amazon, and oat milk is actually good for you.

  50. #69 Dope like NPR

    The Astronaut dads have landed, and thats no eggcorn. James gets buzzed and Jae has a mullet. The world is ending and all we've got to say about it is stay out of Five Guys if you're allergic to peanuts. You only live once, Sobe you.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Jake, Ross, and James are friends and fellow "coffee professionals". Each week we join forces with movers and shakers from various walks of life to learn from their experiences and expertise. We follow each conversation with our "# round" where we select hot topics from a master list and debate them for exactly 5 minutes each. Submit your topics to [email protected] with "# round" in the subject line!

HOSTED BY

Jake Paulson

Produced by Anchorhead Coffee

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