Cold Cans

Joey brings bourbon back to the show, and recounts a chance meetup with a legendary rock band.

It's the holiday season. Spend some quality time with your family, Joey and Nick. Engineer Mike brings added Christmas cheer.

The boys drink the AriZona Hard Iced Tea variety pack and return to their old stomping grounds.

Say farewell to summer with an underappreciated, crushable refresher. Plus, the boys discover the true meaning of Labor Day. (It's the official end of hot dog season.)

Joey "Red Wine" Glocke brings a head-to-head-to-head challenge to Cold Cans Nation. Which PNW state will reign supreme: California, Oregon, or Washington? Pairable or Terrible returns with a home-aged cheese and Trader Joe's Scandinavian Swimmers (sour variety).

How do you quinine? The boys try out different tonics with one mystery gin to see which malaria-buster hits best.

Get LIIT with the Cold Cans boys. Joey unearths a classic drink that helped create the foundation for the business relationship that sustains Cold Cans to this day. Movie corner is back and better than ever.

The boys get back to their roots, drinking beers in an unventilated basement and having a good time. Pairable or Terrible returns. Movie Corner may be in peril.

What's that ahead? Could it be...summer is on the way!?!The boys get a jump on warmer days of drinking by pitting two spritzes against each other.

The stars are out to play on this quiz-filled cinematic masterpiece. Can you guess the famous actors associated with the three liquors the boys are drinking? Lights. Camera. Cold Cans!

The wickedly talented boys are back, with Joey confronting his fears around "savory drinks". Will facing his demons make Joey unlimited and unlock the podcast to reach its full potential? Please vote for Cold Cans in the Intergalactic Podcast Awards, in the "Best Music Podcast" category.

Happy New Year! Nick was online again and found Wirecutter's list of the best gins of 2024. He had Joey try them blind, and pick which one was his favorite. The taste test is so much fun and simply epic, then ends with a shocking twist—the likes of which we haven't seen since the 89th Academy Awards. Whipshots return.

Ready to have a BALL? The Cold Cans boyz class it up with a variety of RTDs from the BuzzBallz lineup. They invent and trademark a new drinking game and Joey does a photoshoot with his sweet dog. Whipshots return.

It's the reason for the season. Come join the Cold Cans boys as they explore drinks featuring pumpkin spice flavoring. Plus, an all-new segment of Gen Alpha Corner and Joey introduces "Joey's Jokes".

It may be fall, but the boys are still sippin' on summer. In this juicy episode, the minds behind Cold Cans discuss such subjects as grocery shopping, buying Cameos, watching live sports on west coast time, novelty Oreo flavors, and dismantling mindless consumerism. Plus, Joey has one finger on the pulse of the younger generation, and another finger mixing us the latest drink trend.

The boys turn back the clock to find the tastiest drinks that are primarily marketed to children and now have alcohol added to them. And they ask the ultimate question: "Should any of this be legal?" A thrilling segment pushes Joey to the limit. Nick adds too much vodka. Jamie Kennedy's filmography is explored. The fall of Rome is reintroduced.

Today the boys drink the ultimate pregame refresher: hard seltzer. Joey brings the apple of his eye—black cherry—for examination by the fine-tuned Cold Cans palates. 'Suddenly Susan' is back. Another classic round of Quizmaster Joey.

To optimize their soft looksmaxxing for the summertime, the boys are taking a break with some non-alcoholic canned bevvies. Joey educates us on Kyber crystals, and Nick reads the plot summary to Eddie Murphy's masterpiece, The Nutty Professor.

The boys tackle the other crushed grape: White Wine. Plus, another dastardly round of Quizmaster Joey.

The boys drink a couple too many Old Fashioneds, while learning from friend and skeptic of the show, Jay Kuehner.

The boys are back to deliver unbiased (unless paid sponsors come calling) and comprehensive product reviews for all the drinks of which you can think. This week: Boxed Red Wine. Wow.

The boys understood the assignment. 

The boys try a Twisted Tea Hard Iced Tea.

The boys are back in a big, fizzy way. Plus, some past fan favorites return to the show. 

A fan of the show sends in his favorite beer. And in so doing, becomes a friend of the show.

The boys go "down under" with a returning guest.

On location with special guest. 

The boys don't rank the beer.

The boys review America's favorite beer, finally.

The boys drink a non-beer.

The CC boys are joined by the LA boys, with a brand-spanking-new segment from Joe.

The boys revisit Bud Heavy on a writing retreat.

The boys welcome Athletic Brewing's John Walker to talk about the brewery's impressive variety of beers (and more.) Nick shares the premise of an awful short story he wrote in college. Joey drags bay leaves.

Nick confronts his new reality.

The boys squeeze into a 30-minute timebox. It's comforting.

The boys get on track halfway through.

Munich will wait. 

Friend of the show and of the life, Kyle Dufek, joins the program.

Drink Wisconsinbly! Call Me Old Fashioned! The Land of More Lakes Than Minnesota! The Bears Still Suck! I ❤︎ Day Drinking! Here’s To You Wisconsin.

Giddy up, cowboys and cowgirls, it’s an old fashioned Texas Hopdown!

Does the ethereal plane of the subconscious mind separate mankind from inanimate objects? Is consciousness a bound human narrative, given we're made of the same space dust as a toaster? Can it be, then, that existence is the totality of what can be truly defined? Given this framework, what does it mean to forget the face of your father? In today's episode, we review Kokanee beer.

A scientific first in Cold Cans history. Plus, the boys have an announcement.

Is Blue Moon LightSky a worthwhile malternative? Nick reveals his fear of sky lights and Joey shows you how to scam The Wrigley Company with Starbursts.

The world has changed. Will anything stay the same?

The boys consider how a craft N/A beer can fit into their drinking and lifestyle regimens. Bill Shufelt joins to tell the story behind Athletic Brewing Company.

The boys are joined by engineer Josh, who brings aboard a classic brew for Malternative considerations. Plus, a segment they should've called Cool or Fuel.

Fremont, the Center of the Universe, gets another shot with the boys. And hey, the Geballes are here! 

Coors is back for a New Hopportunity™ and the boys are joined by a special guest from Tinseltown, where the stars come out to play. There are a lot of segments. 

The boys are losing it.

Another look at Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy.