PODCAST · comedy
Cold Cans
by Cold Cans Boys
This is Cold Cans, a show about exploring life with a can in hand.
Episodes
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158 - Bourbon
Joey brings bourbon back to the show, and recounts a chance meetup with a legendary rock band.
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157 - 2025 Cold Cans Holiday Special
It's the holiday season. Spend some quality time with your family, Joey and Nick. Engineer Mike brings added Christmas cheer.
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156 - AriZona Hard Iced Tea
The boys drink the AriZona Hard Iced Tea variety pack and return to their old stomping grounds.
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155 - Shandies
Say farewell to summer with an underappreciated, crushable refresher. Plus, the boys discover the true meaning of Labor Day. (It's the official end of hot dog season.)
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154 - Red Wines of the Pacific Northwest
Joey "Red Wine" Glocke brings a head-to-head-to-head challenge to Cold Cans Nation. Which PNW state will reign supreme: California, Oregon, or Washington? Pairable or Terrible returns with a home-aged cheese and Trader Joe's Scandinavian Swimmers (sour variety).
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153 - Gin and Tonics
How do you quinine? The boys try out different tonics with one mystery gin to see which malaria-buster hits best.
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152 - Long Island Iced Tea
Get LIIT with the Cold Cans boys. Joey unearths a classic drink that helped create the foundation for the business relationship that sustains Cold Cans to this day. Movie corner is back and better than ever.
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151 - Basement Beers
The boys get back to their roots, drinking beers in an unventilated basement and having a good time. Pairable or Terrible returns. Movie Corner may be in peril.
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150 - Spritzes
What's that ahead? Could it be...summer is on the way!?! The boys get a jump on warmer days of drinking by pitting two spritzes against each other.
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149 - Famous Actors' Liquor Brands
The stars are out to play on this quiz-filled cinematic masterpiece. Can you guess the famous actors associated with the three liquors the boys are drinking? Lights. Camera. Cold Cans!
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148 - Bloody Mary Garnishes
The wickedly talented boys are back, with Joey confronting his fears around "savory drinks". Will facing his demons make Joey unlimited and unlock the podcast to reach its full potential? Please vote for Cold Cans in the Intergalactic Podcast Awards, in the "Best Music Podcast" category.
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147 - Joey's Best Gins of 2024
Happy New Year! Nick was online again and found Wirecutter's list of the best gins of 2024. He had Joey try them blind, and pick which one was his favorite. The taste test is so much fun and simply epic, then ends with a shocking twist—the likes of which we haven't seen since the 89th Academy...
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146 - BuzzBallz
Ready to have a BALL? The Cold Cans boyz class it up with a variety of RTDs from the BuzzBallz lineup. They invent and trademark a new drinking game and Joey does a photoshoot with his sweet dog. Whipshots return.
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145 - Pumpkin Stuff
It's the reason for the season. Come join the Cold Cans boys as they explore drinks featuring pumpkin spice flavoring. Plus, an all-new segment of Gen Alpha Corner and Joey introduces "Joey's Jokes".
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144 - Gin and Juice
It may be fall, but the boys are still sippin' on summer. In this juicy episode, the minds behind Cold Cans discuss such subjects as grocery shopping, buying Cameos, watching live sports on west coast time, novelty Oreo flavors, and dismantling mindless consumerism. Plus, Joey has one finger on…
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143 - Kids' Drinks That Now Have Alcohol
The boys turn back the clock to find the tastiest drinks that are primarily marketed to children and now have alcohol added to them. And they ask the ultimate question: "Should any of this be legal?" A thrilling segment pushes Joey to the limit. Nick adds too much vodka. Jamie Kennedy's…
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142 - Black Cherry Seltzers
Today the boys drink the ultimate pregame refresher: hard seltzer. Joey brings the apple of his eye—black cherry—for examination by the fine-tuned Cold Cans palates. 'Suddenly Susan' is back. Another classic round of Quizmaster Joey.
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141 - Non-Alcoholic Drinks
To optimize their soft looksmaxxing for the summertime, the boys are taking a break with some non-alcoholic canned bevvies. Joey educates us on Kyber crystals, and Nick reads the plot summary to Eddie Murphy's masterpiece, The Nutty Professor.
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140 - Boxed White Wine
The boys tackle the other crushed grape: White Wine. Plus, another dastardly round of Quizmaster Joey.
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139 - RTD Old Fashioned
The boys drink a couple too many Old Fashioneds, while learning from friend and skeptic of the show, Jay Kuehner.
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138 - Boxed Red Wine
The boys are back to deliver unbiased (unless paid sponsors come calling) and comprehensive product reviews for all the drinks of which you can think. This week: Boxed Red Wine. Wow.
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135 - House Wine Old Fashioned Lemonade
The boys understood the assignment.
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134 - Twisted Tea
The boys try a Twisted Tea Hard Iced Tea.
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133 - Holiday Seltzers
The boys are back in a big, fizzy way. Plus, some past fan favorites return to the show.
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132 - Old Style
A fan of the show sends in his favorite beer. And in so doing, becomes a friend of the show.
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131 - Foster's - A New Hopportunity
The boys go "down under" with a returning guest.
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130 - Yuengling
On location with special guest.
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129 - Trap Door Brewing Zest Fest
The boys don't rank the beer.
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128 - Bud Light
The boys review America's favorite beer, finally.
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127 - Angry Orchard Crisp Apple
The boys drink a non-beer.
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126 - Big Wave Golden Ale
The CC boys are joined by the LA boys, with a brand-spanking-new segment from Joe.
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125 - Budweiser - A New Hopportunity
The boys revisit Bud Heavy on a writing retreat.
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124 - Aftershift IPA with John Walker, Head Brewer and Co-founder of Athletic Brewing Co.
The boys welcome Athletic Brewing's John Walker to talk about the brewery's impressive variety of beers (and more.) Nick shares the premise of an awful short story he wrote in college. Joey drags bay leaves.
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123 - Ghostfish Brewing Meteor Shower
Nick confronts his new reality.
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122 - Tiger
The boys squeeze into a 30-minute timebox. It's comforting.
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121 - Duvel
The boys get on track halfway through.
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120 - Ayinger Oktoberfest
Munich will wait.
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119 - Fat Tire - A New Hopportunity
Friend of the show and of the life, Kyle Dufek, joins the program.
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118 - Drink Wisconsinbly Wisconsin Lager
Drink Wisconsinbly! Call Me Old Fashioned! The Land of More Lakes Than Minnesota! The Bears Still Suck! I ❤︎ Day Drinking! Here’s To You Wisconsin.
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117 - A Texas Hopdown
Giddy up, cowboys and cowgirls, it’s an old fashioned Texas Hopdown!
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116 - Kokanee
Does the ethereal plane of the subconscious mind separate mankind from inanimate objects? Is consciousness a bound human narrative, given we're made of the same space dust as a toaster? Can it be, then, that existence is the totality of what can be truly defined? Given this framework, what does…
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115 - Icehouse
A scientific first in Cold Cans history. Plus, the boys have an announcement.
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114 - Blue Moon LightSky
Is Blue Moon LightSky a worthwhile malternative? Nick reveals his fear of sky lights and Joey shows you how to scam The Wrigley Company with Starbursts.
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113 - Miller Lite - A New Hopportunity
The world has changed. Will anything stay the same?
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112 - Run Wild IPA with Bill Shufelt, Co-founder of Athletic Brewing Co.
The boys consider how a craft N/A beer can fit into their drinking and lifestyle regimens. Bill Shufelt joins to tell the story behind Athletic Brewing Company.
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111 - Lagunitas IPA
The boys are joined by engineer Josh, who brings aboard a classic brew for Malternative considerations. Plus, a segment they should've called Cool or Fuel.
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110 - Fremont Summer Ale
Fremont, the Center of the Universe, gets another shot with the boys. And hey, the Geballes are here!
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109 - Coors
Coors is back for a New Hopportunity™ and the boys are joined by a special guest from Tinseltown, where the stars come out to play. There are a lot of segments.
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108 - Corona Premier
The boys are losing it.
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107 - Summer Shandy - A New Hopportunity
Another look at Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
This is Cold Cans, a show about exploring life with a can in hand.
HOSTED BY
Cold Cans Boys
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This is Cold Cans, a show about exploring life with a can in hand.
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