Cold, Hard, Trash

In this shorter, but oh so more potent, dose of CRT, Jones shames Don King for his managerial crimes and killing a guy and Breeg brings up the rampant AI stories farming cash on Twitter. Both agree that they'll never be able to juggle and chat a bit about Earthbound and its hacks. The rest of the episode is Jones explaining the wonders of Resident Evil speedrunning and the in-lore reason for the series's progression from having slow shambling zombies to faster zombies and crazy creatures.

In this exciting episode of CRT, Jones forces Breeg to be a Dolphins fan before describing many great sports moments in Miami Dolphins history (from memory, how impressive). Breeeeeeg explains the Captain America Dick and Balls nerf in Marvel Rivals. They finish it off talking about the controversy about Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, Peter Dinklage, and the ethics of casting people with dwarfism in those roles.

Breeeg and Jones can't get it straight whether inflammable means something can or cannot light on fire, and then they can't find the fire hydrant that's multiple colors, then Breeeg recounts being traumatized by Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time, then Jones brings out another Trashcan Cryptic Clue, then they discuss Pokémon Champions balance, then they bring up Jack Black's friend in Nacho Libre, then they talk about LA Beast and Shoenice.

In this episode, Jones and Breeeeg talk about chips they like, how much the Friday the 13th IP is split up (which they don't like), and Bethesda's attempts at online play. They're also really excited about the new Fable (Fable please sponsor us).

A storm hit Illinois so the duo talks about the weather (so exciting) before breeeeeg talks about his disdain for voice activated equipment, Jones and Breeeeg talk about the ethics of gambling ̶i̶n̶ ̶M̶i̶n̶e̶c̶r̶a̶f̶t̶ in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, more wrestling news concerning The Grande Americano, and cheez whiz as a culinary item.

Come one, come alll to another riveting episode of Cold, (woooooo) HARD, (aaaaaah we love you Breeg) TRASH. The duo chat a bit about the new The Naked Gun with Liam Neeson, how the classic scary movies might play out if they were made today (more on screen violence), lost RuneScape music videos, Dane Cook, cheap flying machines. They also make plans to jump off a building together.

In this riveting episode of CRT, we got Trashcan chiding Breeg for eating hard candy like a goat, we got a review of the McDLT in modern day, we got death matches, cage matches, death cage matches, double cage matches, triple cage matches, triple cage matches with guitars, and the fabled quadruple cage match. Lots of other wrestling drama is involved as well, so tune on in!

Welcome to the second century of Cold, Hard, Trash with your venerable hosts Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeeg. After recovering from trash-related illness, Jones talks about the changes to passing in Madden and asks for Breeg's thoughts. The duo talks a bit a bout food marketing and foreshadows a future (or historic) meal at McDonald's. They bring up Family Guy. Jones then spews some absolute poppycock and dares Breeeg to figure out What the Hell is Jones Talking About? They chat a bit about Eminem and music theory. Come on in and enjoy everything you love about CRT!