College Basketball Squirrels

Our hosts have opinions on all sorts of sports, including the beautiful game. See our quick picks for SWAC men’s basketball for next year followed by an unexpected swing over to World Cup predictions. Will there be a surprise finalist?

Our hosts make their predictions for every game in the Big 12 tournament. Will Arizona rule the roost, or will another team knock them off? Will BYU play like the team that beat Iowa State and Texas Tech? Or will the bad Cougars that lost to Cincinnati and Oklahoma State show up. Plus, the bonus content you’ve been waiting for! Can Mississippi Valley State make a run in the SWAC tournament? Is this their year?

Miami of Ohio is the last standing undefeated team. Gonzaga proves just how tough it is to stay undefeated even in a mid-major conference. And Mississippi Valley State remains the last team without a division 1 win.

We spotlight Miami of Ohio, one of two remaining undefeated teams. Why have they been so successful? What are the odds they can steal an at-large bid if they don’t win their conference tournament? Can they finish the season undefeated? On a side note, can Mississippi Valley State actually win a division one game this season? And if so, who can they beat?

This week we begin a new feature where we spotlight a team that doesn’t get as much love from the national media. It could be a good team, a bad team, or just a team with an interesting story. This week we shine our light on New Mexico, a team firmly on the bubble in spite of losing its head coach and the entire roster after last season.

Only three undefeated teams remain in Division I men’s college basketball. We review their upcoming schedules and try to guess when each will lose their first games of the season.

Our intrepid hosts take a crack at ranking the top teams in men’s college basketball. See where they agree and disagree with the poll voters. Do they really know ball?

Our loquacious and handsome hosts run down the criminally under-discussed SWAC

Our hosts dish up their hot takes on the latest AP poll and delve into the mysteries of head-to-head games and their effect (or lack thereof) on the rankings of Alabama, Florida State and Virginia.

Our hosts take a crack at ranking the top 25 college football teams. Hey, if unpaid interns and early-to-bed sportswriters can have polls, why can’t we?

The Sweet Sixteen means a chance for redemption with a second chance bracket. Can our hosts pick a winner? Or will the lure of the upset be too hard to resist? Take it to the bank—somebody is sure to be wrong about something, and probably in spectacular fashion.

The East isn’t least! Our hosts jump in for one final regional preview before the round of 64 kicks off. Their pride is on the line. Can a couple of College Basketball Squirrels pick the tournament better than a couple of actual squirrels? That is the question.

Brackets are already starting to unravel. Texas, what have you done to us? Listen in to see what other picks our hosts will flub. Can they get anything right?

Our hosts are back in prognostication mode. Does UConn have a chance at a third straight championship? Will Florida run the table? Or is there a dark horse that will upend everyone’s brackets? Can our hosts find common ground or is there just too much disrespect?

Will Auburn win their way to a Final Four? Or is their late-season swoon indicative of troubles to come? Will our hosts come to a consensus, or will they still be arguing until the next March Madness roles around?

Brackets are out! Our hosts preview the first four in Dayton. Will they see eye to eye on their picks? Or will their disagreements tear the family apart? Picks and previews of each region coming soon.

Selection Sunday is drawing nigh! Our hosts review all the Saturday action including three conference finals where their picks went head to head.

Our hosts return to go back through some recent conference tournament champions. See who has been picking best. Does experience and maturity take the cake, or does our young upstart have what it takes to out pick his old man?

Our biggest episode yet! Our hosts are back with their crystal balls. They know all. They see all. So why can’t they just agree? Matthew and Ethan throw down their picks for the next ten conference tournaments

The boys are back to take wild stabs in the dark at which teams might win the six men’s college basketball tournaments starting March 11. Follow along, make your picks, and see if you can beat our so-called experts.

No, our cohost doesn’t have laryngitis, it’s just technical difficulties. Listen closely, and you can still hear the anguish in his voice as he considers the picks that might have been. Join us to relive our best and worst picks as teams start punching their tickets to the big dance.

Our hosts are reading the tea leaves, seeing if they can pick a winner—any winner of a conference basketball tournament. Can they come to a consensus on the Southland Conference? Or are they too stubborn to agree to anything?

Our hosts are back after a brief hiatus to make uneducated guesses on which teams will punch a ticket to March Madness. See if the oracle of Farmington can pick all the upsets or whether his trusty sidekick can talk to sense into him.

The dastardly duo makes picks for six conference tournaments including Big South, Northeast, Summit League, Ohio Valley, Missouri Valley and the West Coast Conference. There’s a good chance that everything they’re saying is terribly wrong, and yet you tune in again because you can’t turn away from this audible train wreck.

Our intrepid hosts return once again to blindly stab in the dark as they pick their winners of the Horizon League, Patriot League and Sun Belt conference tournaments. Match wits and see if you can out guess them.

Our hosts post their first wave of conference tournament picks, starting with the Atlantic Sun Conference—a conference they know little about save for some basic geography and a finger-licking-good mascot. Tune in to catch the picks, come back to see how they handle failure.

Our intrepid hosts introduce themselves and their theory behind men’s college basketball prognostication. (Hint: there is no method to the madness.) Come for the basketball banter, stay for the mild bathroom humor. This is how every basketball podcast would sound if it was co-hosted by an 11-year-old.