Completely Random Foolishness

If you listen closely, you can hear the sounds of me having a slight mental breakdown and descending into madness. Oh, and this is me roasting some people I know but I changed their names in case they find out I did this and decide to come after me with murderous intentions.

I talk about the newly popularized game Among Us and why it's so successful, waiting for season 2 of the Mandalorian and Dr. Stone, and weddings. None of these things go together. Mind your business.

HOAs (home owners associations) cause more trouble than it's worth. If you've ever lived in one, or know someone who has lived in one, you've probably been exposed to tons of community stupidity. I'm not saying that all HOAs are bad, but I am saying that my last dying wish is to see HOAs banned from existence. Join us for a talk about some of the dumbest, craziest, and problem causing rules that HOAs have imposed on their neighborhoods. 

Hi boys, girls, and minotaurs. Have you ever wondered where your favorite TV couples ended up after the show was over? Wonder no more. I have brought you the answers. 

I'm sorry this is so long!!!! Here I am telling you all the *tea* about working at Comida Animal, the grocery store I do part time at. Working with the public is exhausting but also entertaining at the same time.

These people gave us hits but they also gave us flops.

A continuation of the bible stories retold series, CRF style. On today's show: Joseph and his coat of many many many colors. "It was red and yellow and green and brown And scarlet and black and ochre and peach And ruby and olive and violet and fawn And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve And cream and crimson and silver and rose And azure and lemon and russet and grey And purple and white and pink and orange And red and yellow and green and brown and Scarlet and black and ochre and peach And ruby and olive and violet and fawn And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve And cream and crimson and silver and rose And azure and lemon and russet and grey And purple and white and pink and orange And blue"

The start of a new season! I have made a list of reading materials for your enjoyment during this quarantine hour.

Hi, this is editing Ayzha here. Everything you're about to hear was prerecorded last week over two or three days. This has been a really hectic two weeks with a lot of this and that going on and trying to readjust to doing everything from home. So, I wanted to do something for April Fools this week aaaaamd, it looks like that's not going to happen because I should have released this episode last week, but instead it's coming out this week. Anyway, go and prank somebody today and to show them you love them. But uh, you know, do the whole 6 ft apart thing. Idk. Ok great. Back to the show. 

Let's just start 2020 over again but this time without all the craziness. Also, you don't have to be successful right now. It's okay if it takes a little more time than you expected. Let's discuss.

Youtube commentary channels are taking over. However, is this really a good thing?

Talking about why Criminal Minds was so successful as a show and what they did wrong and right.

You ever seen those videos where they try to sell you an expensive video course for something you don't need? Well, this is one of those.

This is the story of Paul Ball. Let's see how much we can destroy his life in this choose your own adventure type game.

Spoiler alert: These are not life's greatest questions.

Well well well, it's about time I tell you kids how much of a struggle dating is and why it sucks. Actually, it's not as bad as you think. I have several entertaining stories for you. You're welcome.

13 things that someone decided to make even though there is ABSOLUTELY no one on planet earth in their right mind who would buy it. 

I'm going to try to predict what happens in 2020 using a random number generator. It's stupid, I know, but it's fun.

I recently went on a mini vacay by myself for the very first time, and HOLY COW was it crazy. You've never heard a story like this one, I promise.

Do us all a favor and stop writing teen shows if you don't understand how teens really talk. --- Thank you Ready to Glare for inspiring this episode. Also go check out the song Big 21 by my friend Young Ayo on YouTube. She's cool.

A ridiculous story about my school superlative experience + nominating celebrities for their own weird superlatives. (You know what superlatives are. Best dressed, most likely to succeed, best couple etc.)

You've heard of the King James Version, now get ready for the CRF version. Trust me, you'll never be confused again. Join me for a respectful (but still comical) retelling of classic stories.

Halloween is overrated.

Ever had a crazy dream and want to know what it says about you? Stick around to hear me interpreting your dreams... if you can handle it. Wait, sorry. That was kind of cryptic and creepy. I din't mean to scare you. I'm not actually psychic or a prophet or whatever. I just have an active imagination.

Wanna survive the zombie apocalypse? Of course you do. That's why you should check out this episode. Also, go watch Zombieland Double Tap and let me know if it's worth me spending money on and if I should just see Maleficent 2 instead.

Part two of the list of best video games out there (in my own dumb opinion anyway). Go check out part one if you haven't already. Sorry it's late 😔

A list of my personal top video games! Part one includes The list from 10-5.

It's been one year already! Come and play dice roulette with me to celebrate.

My brother and I answer the same 21 questions to see exactly how different our perspectives on life are.

Taken from the app Question Diary and also Whisper, we go through some interesting, funny, dumb, and sad diary entries... Some things need to stay private 

When you listen to school survival tips, you typically hear the same ones over and over again. Here are four new tips I can almost guarantee you haven't heard before.

You take a song and put it into Google Translate, then you put it through 5 different languages and reverse it back to English. Then you see what kinds of atrocities are before you in the *new and improved* lyrics. 

hey folks, here's a quick update

For all of you planning to storm Area 51 in September but have not idea how to do it, I've got you covered with 4 different strategies.

Me ranting about what are basically legal pyramid schemes

Instagram is a weird place to be.

Superhero movies are my favorite! Recently, I watched Shazam for the first time and was really shocked by how good it was. This inspired me to make a ranking of supers according to three criterion (or is it criteria???). Join me as I attempt to figure out why Catwoman is honestly just the worst and why Venom's sharp toothed, slimy tongued, creepy face just works.

I didn't want to use that word, but I had to. This week I host the first annual CRF Awards Show for movies. Like real awards shows, but *better.  **not really  These kids movies from my childhood deserve to be recognized. 

Join me as I talk about some huge FML moments from the website Fmylife.com as well as some stories of my own!  It's family friendly, I promise. I say that like 6 times during this episode lol.

Wikihow is the finest source of relationship advice, obviously. 

SEASON 2! Yes, are you excited for more random foolishness? I am. We kick it off with some light reading. 

Life doesn't always go as planned...

Before season 8 comes out April 14th, let's go through all the previous seasons and reminisce on what's happened thus far. Here are my personal highlights and heartbreaks of all the seasons so far.  WARNING: CONTAINS SEASONS 1-7 SPOILERS (duh, but I have to say it anyway)

 Why waste time writing a movie script when Google can do it for you? Oh.... That's why.  Also you should really go listen to See You Next Tuesday. Like right now. Go do it, I'm watching you. CHECK OUT THESE STEAMING SPICY HOT NEW LINKS: See You Next Tuesday  iTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/see-you-next-tuesday/id1450378570?mt=2 See You Next Tuesday Spotify link: https://open.spotify.com/show/0OUyz5fLqh6oVujNVjS14T?si=C78RhS9GTR2tUWjknPBrOA   See You Next Tuesday Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/See-You-Next-Tuesday-537164776784022/ 

This week I interviewed a good friend of mine, Austin Bitikofer, on being an indie filmmaker. Austin comes with tons of advice, great stories, and funny moments. If you're an indie filmmaker yourself, or even just curious about what it's like, you'll want to hear what he has to say.

We take a deep dive into the world of Troom Troom, a popular life hacks YouTube channel known for it's weird content, to see how it all works. 

I've always wanted to run away and join the circus. Come join my fake circus with me. 

Let's talk about that grrreat Jonas Brothers comeback, as well discussing other reunions, band sound changes, and more.

These people have really gotten under my skin, and so I decided to write them each a letter about it. Come join me in my epic quest of forgiveness and venting. 

Reading through some crazy near-death experiences (including one of my own), and also exploring the mind of a person during these experiences.