Concealed with Art Simone

Who wouldn't want to Art Simone on our tv screens again? Is it possible? Will she return? The short answer is yes, but under very specific conditions. Everyone is a nepo baby in some sense of the word, Art benefits (kind of) form her nepotism in a very niche way, and like every nepo baby, she can't quite do it as well as Art Simone. Is this the end? It's up to you... remember, mum's the word. Have something yo tell us?https://www.speakpipe.com/concealedwithartsimone Join us on the socials:Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet the dazzling Cassidy! The Melbourne based DJ is dressed to impressed and will win you over instantly with her charm, but before you fall head over heels for Cassidy, be aware that she is concealing something, and there are clues everywhere... She has lived a Disney like dream and has balanced the best of both worlds. Can you figure out who Cassidy is? Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone's favourite DILF (Dad I Like to Follow... obviously) Sean Szeps stops by to talk all things poop... poop songs, poop pyjamas, and the most mortifying poop incident we wouldn't wish on a single soul. Three clues, it involves the Sydney Harbour Bridge, a Maccas cup, and live tv.Then, we are setting down some rules for teenagers to make this world a much safer place for all of us! Don't be dramatic, we're not banning them completely... And Art unpacks one of the wildest conspiracies on the internet... glitter. But is it really a conspiracy if we know the truth? Have some additional rules for teenagers? Share them with us https://www.speakpipe.com/concealedwithartsimone Join us on the socials:Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Bastien. He has a huge love of fast cars, folding phones, and deep curiousity which has gotten him into trouble more than once... Sure, Bastien is only in his 40s, and his already retired after selling a very successful business, that's not what he's concealing today... It's all about the colour of the hat he chooses to wear each and everyday. Can you figure it out? Check us out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimone  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is Art Simone's birthday!!! But she will NOT be celebrating, all thanks to a party 12 years ago... no she hasn't moved on, and no she shouldn't have to. Did you see Julia Roberts and Amanda Seyfried wore the same outfit? This happened at one of the biggest drag events, and it was SCANDALOUS! It's a story from the artchives which maybe shouldn't be told... oh well. We bet no one has ever been obsessed with one film as much as Art Simone does. In fact, no one seems to like this film, except for Art. Is it a problem? Probably. Have a traumatic birthday story? TELL US https://www.speakpipe.com/concealedwithartsimone Join me on the socials:Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a pleasure to introduce you to Tim! Tim isn't a stranger to Art Simone, she recognised him instantly, even though it's not exactly his face that he's well known for... Tim grew up as an army brat, loved drawing, and was once an earring. But Tim has etched himself into Australia's history books.  Can you figure out who Tim is? Check us out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The luckiest drag queen alive is wrapping up a MAMMOTH four weeks in the fun, creepy, ugly Edinburgh! But it wasn't all smooth sailing, bird shit in wigs, a rush to hospital, and a beared Sharon. Then, winner of Drag Race Down Under Season 4, Lazy Susan pops in to tell us about being ON FIRE... literally, with a few tangents of course. We want to hear form YOU! Need some advice? Have a cursed hack to share? Want to plug something? I dare you to leave a voice message, go on, I dare you. https://www.speakpipe.com/concealedwithartsimone Join me on the socials:Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Please welcome alll the way from the USA, Robert! Sure Robert's demeanour is disarming, as is love of sourdough bread, The New York Times crossword, and mushrooms, but there's more than meets the eye. Robert knows an awful lot about an interesting bunch of people that live among us, you might be one of them and you may not even be aware. What is Robert concealing? Check us out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Coming at you from EDINBURGH FRINGE! A chance encounter with a publicist ended with a convo about Miriam Margolyes clitoris, their are Art Simone clones EVERYWHERE, but there is one major problem about being in Edinburgh... There's gift ideas for your quirky cousin who wants homemade gifts, FREE advice on how to make it through any situation, and we are build the greatest Aussie girl band to ever girl band! Need some advice for something? Go on, ask me https://www.speakpipe.com/concealedwithartsimone Join me on the socials:Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet our oldest guest to date! 92-year-old Edith. She loves her local bingo night, has few notches on her belt, and you don't want to get on the wrong side of this granny! But not all is what is it seems with Edith, there are a few more layers to her... What or who is she concealing? Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you're reading this, you might be the mole... Somebody, or somebodies who listen to this podcast has a VERY unusual listening routine, and we've found out about your DIRTY LITTLE SECRET! Before we expose that, we're taking a steamy hot take on Japanese toilets, and how shaving your eyebrows can SAVE YOUR LIFE!!... Or at least save you some time. Wanna spruik something? Go on, give it a crack https://www.speakpipe.com/concealedwithartsimoneJoin me on the socials:Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Rosie, the cat-loving, plan-cancelling musician and voice artist based in LA. It seems like Rosie is interesting enough, right? But there's more to Rosie than what meets the eye. It involves the internet, a lady named Urma, and a type of fish... Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm cleansing the palette with special guest HANNAH CONDA! We get some piping hot tea on Hannah... in an alternate universe she was a stripper called Hot Chris. She brings a Concealed Weapon to do with the rug on her head, and the phone in her hotel room, AND she delivers the WORST soapbox in the short history of the palette cleanser. BUT FIRST, I've done a shady deal in the Werribee KFC carpark... Think you can spruik something better than Hannah? Give it a crack https://www.speakpipe.com/concealedwithartsimoneJoin me on the socials:Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You've never met someone like Grainne! She oozes personality, and her infectious energy will have you smiling ear to ear. A number of years ago she booked a one-way ticket to Australia, and never looked back! But this pole-dancing, author is concealing something, and although it may not be the best kept secret, it's the reason she will never leave the country. Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're having an identity crisis on the palette cleanser... Art has found that she can pass as several different people, and has been offered some pretty cash to do just that. Time to lay off Katy Perry people! She's also a labubu hater, and we embrace that in this space. If we uncancel one celeb, we have to cancel three in their place, so that's EXACTLY what we're doing. Plus a show and tell piece, made from revenge, smarties, and Art's grandma's used pantyhose.Want get on the soapbox and spruik something? https://www.speakpipe.com/concealedwithartsimoneJoin me on the socials:Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a pleasure to introduce you to the laid-back, Mark. He's the kind of guy that could be everyone's mate, and not much seems to phase him. But he's concealing something, which involves handshakes, Samuel L. Jackson, and using his words carefully. What is Mark concealing? Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

iiiiit's another palette cleanser! What's happened since we last caught up? I've car jacked someone dressed as Kath Day-Knight, and had an awkward confession from an EX instagram follower. But it's not just about me, no, I've pulled a lock of mangled hair for ARTifacts and giving you my fail safe tip to shade ANYONE without them realising. One of you lovely people have turned to me for advice about social media etiquette, of course I deliver.Want some advice? Just ask for it: https://www.speakpipe.com/concealedwithartsimoneJoin me on the socials:Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here's a man who has lived a million lives! Originally from London, now residing in Perth, Matt has worked as a Club DJ, TV presenter, radio announcer, and has a list of obscure hobbies. With so much that he's happy to share, what could he possibly concealing? Here's a hint, it lead him to an unusual run in with Mike Tyson. Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the first palette cleanser! What's that? Babes, I'm still trying to figure that out myself. If you've fallen into the recent Labubu trend, I have some WORDS for you! I'm going back into the personal artchives... it's real, raw, vulnerable and I HATE every second of it. If you were a chronic oversharer in the early days o facebook, you'll get it.AND we've opened up the soapbox, which may be the worst idea in the history of podcasting... a 30 second pitch from you, about anything.Get on your soapbox: https://www.speakpipe.com/concealedwithartsimoneJoin me on the socials:Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimone  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet the glamorous Tash! She lights up the room with her warmth and poise, but this former ballet dancer is concealing something... She dreams of walking along the Hollywood Walk of Fame, loves a boogie to Earth, Wind and Fire, and would become an Astronaut if she had to start her life over. Can you guess what she's concealing? Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Please make the sparkly Sue welcome! She's from Melbourne, loves her two kitty cats, Art and crafts, and considers herself a bit of a Martha Stewart (gotta keep an eye on that tax evasion). BUT Art already knows Sue, in fact they know each other very well.  Can you figure out who Sue is? Trust us, stick around for what she has to say, it's pretty juicy! Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Ramin, he's originally from Iran, but now resides in Melbourne. His creative outlets are painting and drawing, but don't let that fool you he has a BIG brain, and is a natural problem solver. But, he's concealing his profession, which he has been doing for two decades now. Can Art carve out the truth? Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sit down and shut up, because Bill is here. He's a commanding figure from the Gold Coast, who's not fond of many people, and when he's talking you better listen, because he has something important to say. Today, he has something to confess. Who is Bill, and what is he concealing? Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Narelle! She's a jovial lady from regional Victoria who loves spending time on her farm with her mini tractor and chainsaw. BUT, before Narelle retired to a life on the land, she spent her years becoming one of the most recognisable people in her field.... Who is Narelle? Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is something out of your nightmares... Anonymous sits down with Art, not only must she uncover what she is concealing, but she almost must reveal the identity of the hooded figured sitting across from her. Her only clue? Birds of a feather flock together. Who is Anonymous, and what are they concealing? Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a pleasure to introduce you to the lovely, bubbly Jess! She loves belting out a tune in karaoke, drinking chai, and walking her dogs. BUT, there's something special about Jess, something that she was both born with has worked tirelessly to refine. Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we meet Joanna, who is a new Australia citizen. She works as a doctor, has recently run a marathon. She loves Cluedo and has a keen interest in earning the organ...Can Art guess what Jo is concealing, or will she be dead wrong? Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Introducing John, a 59 year old man from Quorn... where is Quorn, erm somewhere in regional South Australia? He's bordering on becoming a hoarder of items that make certain noises, his obsessed with footsteps, and has a connection to Steven Spielberg.  What is John concealing? Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This isn't what you're used to listening to, today Ada has flipped the entire podcast on it's head. They have a story to tell, one where it may seem as though they are running away, but really they are running toward their true identity. Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Introducing Rena! A warm and friendly lady, who enjoys cross stitch, creating book nooks and visiting historical landmarks. Sounds wholesome right? But things are not as they seem with Rena… she is concealing something about her life that is DANGEROUS, that she used to keep hidden from most people in her life. Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Standing at over 6ft tall, with wild locks of hair (that hasn’t been cut in over 13 years), Laurence is a monster of a man, with a presence that cannot be ignored. However, his physical features aren’t what get him noticed first, it’s his booming voice… With a love of trains and Melbourne, and a day job he is keeping hidden, Art is tasked with uncovering what that is. Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Amy, she's an identical twin residing in Sydney. Even though she spent years studying at law school, she's not a practising solicitor, instead she spends her time with more dubious types of work. It sees her work long and obscure hours, and she has developed a skill for breaking and entering without being caught... What is Amy concealing? Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jackie is a musician based in the SF Bay area in the US. By night she's shredding it on the electric cello, but by day her job is much different... It’s the reason she's wary of pools, and the reason she's almost fluent in another language that only a tiny percentage of humankind speak. What is her day job? What is she concealing? Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the outside, Peter seems like a sweet unassuming 66 year old. But he has a penchant for drinking cocktails, breaking the speed limit, and putting out fires both literally and figuratively... But what he is concealing something that he developed 20 years ago, and since then, he has embedded himself into Australian cultural history, which still has a mark on pop culture to this day. Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Ri, he's 37 years old from Melbourne and spent 16 years working as a hairdresser, so It's not surprising that his hair IMMACULATE, and one of the first things he gets recognised for. What is surprising about Ri, is that he's concealing something very unusual which has to do with his habit for cursing, love for nature, and being around fires... Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lisa is a mum of three from Sydney. She loves shopping... but can't disclose what she buys, love dogs... but doesn't own one, and loves travelling for a very specific reason... What she's concealing will make any minimalist's skin crawl. Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Kerstyn, a 33-year old from Sydney who used to work in real estate sales... but don’t hold that against her. She's a romantic at heart, an all-round good vibe, and the kind of person you want as your bestie!  You'll pleased to know she gave real estate the flick to start up a business that didn't exist ANYWHERE before her... what is she concealing?  Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Darren, a 39-year old from Melbourne who works in the public sector. Seems pretty regular right? Well, he spends a lot of his time doing comedy magic, but that's not what makes him interesting... what he is concealing is pretty WILD. Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Standing at 6ft 11, Texan born Mason is a specimen. He's the type of person that gets stopped on the street and gawked at wherever he goes, but it's not just his height that makes him stand out...  In fact, what Mason is concealing is not a secret, you may even recognise him from first listen or first look... but because he and Art run in such different circles, it may not be as obvious to her. To hear more from Mason, listen to The Mason Cox Show. Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Toree has a secret that only one other person knows about... Now a married mum of three, Toree lives a quiet life in Victoria, but ten years ago her life was VERY different. She crossed paths with dangerous individuals, and has stories that could rival a Hollywood film. Art Simone is the only other person she has told about this secret. What is she concealing? Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Caroline. She has lived many lives, driving trucks, working with animals, and even managing a McDonalds, but her main joy comes from riding her pony. The thing is, there is something about Caroline that has been a relationship deal breaker for many partners in the past. What is she concealing? Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dom is sunshine in human form! The 28 year-old marketer from Sydney loves travel, costume parties, and spicy margaritas!BUT there was a time in her life where she was living a childhood dream of many, and although it may seem whimsical and wonderful from the outside, in reality, it was anything but. No matter how hard she tries, she still can't let it go. Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jerry hails from a sprawling property on the Sunshine Coast, that backs onto a zoo. He has a love of animals, being outdoors, and old Holden's. You can find him on the weekend on a Sunday drive, or doing up his latest old car. BUT, Jerry does something which could be considered essential work, however you've probably never seen anyone do the work, even though it happens daily. Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A calm and relaxing presence in nature and trade, Emma runs a remedial massage therapy clinic in the Sydney suburbs. However her home life is a little more chaotic, her blended family consists of six kids, of various ages running around the home.  But there's something familiar about Emma... in fact, Art knows who she is, and there's a good chance you will too. What is she concealing? Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimone  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a pleasure to introduce you to Max... actually, you might not need an introduction for this one, because you might already be familiar with Max, or his work... During 9-5 he works in policy research, but it's what he does outside of these hours that he's really know for, so well known, Art recognised him the moment he stepped in studio. Do you know Max? You might already know what he's concealing... Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Introducing Anthony... He may look like a regular good-looking middle aged man, with nothing special about him, BUT he possesses a gift.  This gift has come from his ability to understand an unusual language which may have you believing he possesses a superpower.What is Anthony concealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Adie, a consent educator from Tasmania, who loves getting outside and doing anything that doesn't involve sitting still.BUT it's what Adie has done in a past life, that many of us dreamt of doing as kids, which has taken her to the highest heights and all over the globe. Yes, what she is concealing may seem like a dream come true, but it was also the reason behind one of the worst moments of her life.What is Adie concealing?Check it out on the socials:Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Art Simone sits down with Bill, a man she describes as 'Father Christmas on a holiday' due to his looks and jolly demeanour.Although Bill has a very normal (even boring) job in local government, it's what he outside of his 9-5 is very different... it's anything from jolly or kid-friendly.What is Bill concealing?Check it out on the socials:Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we meet 50-year old John. He spent most of his life working as a writer in Sydney, until recently when he relocated to a sleepy village in the UK.But John's life is anything from low-key, a number years ago John made the decision to conceal a secret from his family, his friends, and his workplace. When the secret was revealed he faced scrutiny from a world wide audience.What is he concealing?Check it out on the socials:Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Introducing Mimi, the pint sized makeup artist from Brisbane, who spends most of her time at the gym, or doing outdoor activities.Except, Mimi is concealing a special skill that you could not guess from looking at her, and when Art Simone found out what it was, she was equally as impressed as she was grossed out!What is Mimi concealing?Check it out on the socials:Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.