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CONK! News Weekend

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The flagship weekend podcast from the CONK! News service at conk.news, the premiere conservative/libertarian news aggregator on the web. Think of this as an audio version of those Sunday morning political shows, except hosted by a bunch of old guys who want you to get off of their lawn. CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters leads the roundtable discussion, featuring CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway (former longtime editor of Hustler Magazine) and a panel of rotating guests. We make fun of liberals, so you don't have to (TM). Available at 4AM Eastern / 1AM Pacific every Friday. NOTE: This show is also included in the main CONK! News Podcasts feed.

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  1. CONK! Weekend-July 2023 Edition

    Larry Newman, Don Zorro, Hank Rearden and Tim Conaway invade the joint carte-and-left-wing plot called illegal immigration to talk about what is really going on this side of the border. From ancient Congresspeople to overstuffed bureaucrats, the panel looks for solutions instead of problems,...

  2. CONK! Weekend - Reparations for Podcasters Edition - June 9-12, '23

    If you're not up to speed on how Government is making business slaves to the criminals, Larry Newman, Don Zorro and Tim Conaway will crank your engines. And they aren't blowing Canadian smoke up your wazoos. And if you're wondering how the Constitution protects you from bad politicians, its…

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  3. CONK! News Weekend - Breaking the Branches Edition June 2-4 2023

    Tim Conaway and Larry Newman break down which branches of government are doing it right and which have fallen off the tree of liberty. We wonder if Barky Obama is hiding out in George Soros' penthouse, and applaud the changing tide as conservatives push back against the underhanded left-wing...

  4. Conk! News Weekend - Memorial Day Special - (May 26-29)

    Conk! News Weekend honors those who have fallen in service to our Country with a full frontal attack on the recent news cycle. Fulfillment Journalist Hank Rearden turns the page on the far left's same tired tactics to indoctrinate our children to undermine our freedom, while Don Zorro pierces the...

  5. CONK! News Weekend - Mother's Day Science Edition (May 12-14, '23)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and editor of TheCollegeFix.com JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include: Trump crushes it on CNN - and The Left loses its mind; Comer's committee comes with the goods - and The Mainstream Media simply…

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  6. The Rearden Report - Special Weekend Edition 5.5-7.23

    Join a special edition of The Rearden Report which is doing double duty as the Conk Weekend Edition for May 5-7 in the year of Jordan under the reign of Biden. Hank Rearden invited Jennifer Oliver O'Connell and Don Zorro to bring their life experiences to bear on the Debt Ceiling kerfuffle. Learn...

  7. CONK! News Weekend - Jerry Springer Memorial Edition (Apr. 28-30, '23)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: Look how fast the Tucker Carlson story died; the libs are trying their best to normalize pedophelia; and Biden wants to "finish the job" - but have you SEEN the job thusfar?!......

  8. CONK! News Weekend - High as a Kite Edition (Apr. 21-23, '23)

    We return after a week off with CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN, and Associate Editor of HotAir.com DAVID STROM. The Continuing Doom and Gloom includes: the mainstream media's complete lack of interest in the Biden family corruption; the whole country is becoming like…

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  9. In The Dark with Jim Peters - Special Weekend Edition (Apr. 14-17, '23)

    For logistical reasons we couldn't do a CONK! NEWS WEEKEND show this week; so instead CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS has posted a special "early edition" of IN THE DARK, on Friday instead of Monday. Jim has on three guests: economist MURRAY SABRIN, on the impending recession; MICHAEL...

  10. CONK! News Weekend - Dylan Mulvaney Man-Boobs Edition (Apr. 7-9, '23)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and JENNIFER OLIVER-O'CONNELL. Topics include: conservatives lose in both Wisconsin and Chicago; JFK's nephew files to run for President; and, if we don't support EVERY SINGLE THING the libs want, then we're...

  11. CONK! News Weekend - Gloom and Doom Gossip Edition (Mar. 31-Apr. 2, '23)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN, Topics include: More hoax crap: has any transgender person been legitimately attacked anywhere?? Plus: Even Cindy Adams thinks the country is going to hell. And: Some Viking took a massive…

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  12. CONK! News Weekend - Stanford Administrators Edition (Mar. 24-27, '23)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and editor of TheCollegeFix.com, JENNIFER KABBANY.. Topics include: Biden's poll numbers plummet; yet another climate report says we're doomed; and isn't "communist lawyers" an oxymoron?.... Produced...

  13. CONK! News Weekend - Special 2nd Anniversary Edition (Mar. 17-19, '23)

    With this show CONK! News marks two years online! CONK!'s Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO in-studio; and Contributors JENNIFER OLIVER O'CONNELL, LARRY NEWMAN, MURRAY SABRIN and Jim's 98-year-old mother...

  14. CONK! News Weekend - Deadly Insurrectionists Edition (Mar. 10-12, '23)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN (and HANK REARDEN makes an appearance, too). Topics include... oh f**k the topics, everyone in Washington is lying to us all the time - will nothing make them stop?... Produced by CONK! News, the...

  15. CONK! News Weekend - Triple J Edition (Mar 3-6, 2023)

    The three Js - Jennifer Oliver O'Connell, Jennifer Kabbany, and Jazz Shaw - join fill-in host Tim Conaway to solve the student loan problem, open the government's secrets, and keep the internet free -- speachwise, that is. There's lots of talk of Orwellianism, so listen in, Big Brother.

  16. CONK! News Weekend - Snowy Snowmageddon Edition (Feb 24-26, '22)

    You're lucky you have this.... Giant blizzard in Minneapolis almost kept us from coming in. But we're here, and like Pete Buttigieg, we're proud - and need a personal day. JIM PETERS and DON ZORRO in studio are joined by TIM CONAWAY and HANK REARDEN via remote on The Horn. Tim Conaway is running...

  17. CONK! News Weekend - Sex-Goddess Eulogy Edition (Feb. 17-19, '22)

    CONK! Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN, and HotAir.com writer JAZZ SHAW. Topics include: Are the Chinese really planning to nuke us?; plus, Are we shooting at real alien spacecraft?; and, Is there much difference between George Santos and...

  18. CONK! News Weekend - Lyin' in State Edition (Feb. 10-12, '22)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributor (and presidential candidate!) TIM CONAWAY and editor of TheCollegeFix.com, JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include:Biden does not care how many people are watching - he's still lyin'; college administrators will cancel conservatives...

  19. CONK! News Weekend - Giant Lame-Foot Boot Edition (Feb. 3-5, '22)

    Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by DON ZORRO in-studio and by TIM CONAWAY from his home in Minnesota, still convalescing after foot surgery. Topics include: Hunter Biden finally admits the laptops are his; Buzzfeed replaces snowflake reporters with ChatGPT AI; and f**k Davos, we're not…

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  20. CONK! News Weekend - Ancient Congressmen Dementia Edition (Jan. 27-29, '23)

    Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: Adam Schiff wants to replace 89-year-old senator Dianne Feinstein, and her brain; Kristi Noem's cellphone gets hacked - but it's "just an accident"; and Microsoft invests in...

  21. CONK! News Weekend - Beach House Rental Edition (Jan. 20-22, '23)

    Host JIM PETERS is joined by "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. Topics include: now Matt Gaetz thinks the Dems are throwing Biden under the bus, too. And: how "single woke females" are reshaping the US electorate. Plus: ChatGPT can fool...

  22. CONK! News Weekend - Rusty 1968 Corvette Edition (Jan. 13-15, '23)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY, and JENNIFER KABBANY, editor of TheCollegeFix.com. Now where did we put those files again?... Oh right - in the garage! Plus, gays are trying to separate the T from the LGB. And, maybe Klaus…

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  23. CONK! News Weekend - Presidential Announcement Edition (Jan 6-8, '23)

    In this installement of CONK! News Weekend, CONK! News Contributor TIM CONAWAY formally announces his run for the presidency in 2024, on his own "No Party" ticket. Plus, the House can't get its sh*t together. And, author Paul Ehrlich has never been right with a prediction, like ever - but that...

  24. CONK! News Weekend - Hollywood Casting Couch Edition (Dec. 9-11, '22)

    Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO, LARRY NEWMAN and JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include: How do you make people not strike?; how do you get ahead in the movie business?; and, does "Shark Week" lacks diversity?... Produced by CONK! News, the best...

  25. CONK! News Weekend - Trans Furry Dog Show Edition (Dec. 2-4, '22)

    JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. Topics include: Sam Bankman-Fried really f**ked up FTX; more bulsh*t for Elon Musk at Twitter; and why is BIllie Eilish on The Federalist??.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at...

  26. CONK! News Weekend - Special Thanksgiving Week Edition (Nov. 23-29, '22)

    JIM PETERS and HANK REARDEN talk with CONK! News Contributors JENNIFER OLIVER O'CONNELL and MURRY SABRIN, and Jim's 98-year-old mother, about what they're thankful for - and in the process get educated on politics (from O'Connell) and economics (from Sabrin) - and, get a mouthful on the Nazis…

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  27. CONK! News Weekend - RERUN from Nov. 4-6, '22

    THIS IS NOT A NEW SHOW! Couldn't get anyone to show up today - so f**k all those people.... This is a rerun of the Weekend episode from November 4-6, two weeks ago. Already heard this? Try THE REARDEN REPORT from this last Wednesday - Hank and Tim burn up a good ten minutes talking about how…

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  28. CONK! News Weekend - Special "Dark Rearden" Election Edition (Nov. 9-13, '22)

    JIM PETERS from "In The Dark" and HANK REARDEN and TIM CONAWAY from "The Rearden Report" combine forces for this blow-out election special edition. They welcome CONK! News Contributors LARRY NEWMAN, JENNIFER OLIVER O'CONNELL and DR. MURRAY SABRIN. A good time was had by all (or as good a time as...

  29. CONK! News Weekend - Sexy Cowgirl Edition (Nov. 4-6, '22)

    For our pre-election edition, JIM PETERS is joined by original gangstas HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO, and JENNIFER KABBANY from TheCollegeFix.com. Topics include: Biden's "dramatic" speech - which nobody watched; SCOTUS hears arguments on affirmative action - i.e., *actual* "systemic...

  30. CONK! News Weekend - Scary Liberal Halloween Edition (Oct. 28-31, '22)

    Well, all the spooks in the Biden administration have succeeded in scaring the crap out of us.... The usual corpses discuss Fetterman going to hell, leftstream media going to hell, and Biden talking to a man dressed as a woman - and that's not his Halloween costume.... Produced by CONK! News, the...

  31. CONK! News Weekend - Capitalist Pope Edition (Oct. 21-31, '22)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. Topics include: all the candidates that *don't* want the president campaigning for them; MSNBC doesn't like white people; and trans men can get...

  32. CONK! News Weekend - Joy Bahar Birthday Edition (Oct. 14-16, '22)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: nobody at the Today Show knows anything; Alex Jones gets fined $1 billion for saying sh*t; and why progressives are trying to normalize obesity (um, have you *seen*...

  33. CONK! News Weekend - Biological Woman Edition (Oct. 7-9, '22)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, HANK REARDEN and editor of TheCollegeFix.com JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include John Fetterman's big fat lazy a**; Biden goes to the beach house - but nobody's home; and try as they might, CNN *still* can't get...

  34. CONK! News Weekend - Chelsea Clinton Creation Edition (Sep. 30-Oct. 2, '22)

    Ubiquitous pundit DAVID STROM joins the usual suspects for a freewheeling discussion on the state of the upcoming midterms. Plus, Hurricane Ian is proof of climate change (*NOT!*). And, why are so many Democratic candidates such losers?... Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative news...

  35. CONK! News Weekend - Ilhan Omar Bobblehead Edition (Sep. 23-25, '22)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: Ilhan Omar's minions rip off the government to the tune of $250 million; New York AG Letitia James sues Trump - but it's a *civil* lawsuit; and we're in an "Orwellian" war for the...

  36. CONK! News Weekend - AOC "Women of Color" Edition (Sep. 16-18, '22)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, HANK REARDEN and JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include: Men can get pregnant - and don't you f**king forget it; the Biden admin gets sued for colluding with Big Tech; and both Conaway and Rearden thinks NASA should...

  37. CONK! News Weekend - Biden Nuremberg Edition (Sep. 9-11, '22)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: the Queen is dead; the Democrats are dying; and AOC is oh-so-sexy! Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news

  38. CONK! News Weekend - Special Live Labor Day Edition (Sep. 1-5, '22)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS returns from the Covid and welcomes old-timers HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. Topics include: everybody's lying; all the kids are officially stupid; and the government now controls your thermostat. Plus, LARRY NEWMAN calls in from the moon; and we...

  39. CONK! News Weekend: Re-introducing Character and Real World Experience (Aug. 26-28, '22)

    Could be we just broke the woke. Our esteemed Panelists solve the dangerous student debt forgiveness program, economic down-spiral, and American manufacturing crisis by re-introducing real world experience and relationships built on character.

  40. CONK! News Weekend - Ilhan Omar Bobblehead Edition (Aug. 12-14, '22)

    Joining CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS are CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: Ilhan Omar almost losing her primary; the possible unconstitutionality of the lawsuit against Alex Jones; and are the Dems completely out of their minds raiding Trump's house?…

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  41. CONK! News Weekend - Enthusiastic Pole-Watchers Edition (Aug. 5-7, '22)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO, and TheCollegeFix.com Editor-in-Chief JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include: the Tuesday primary results; your lying media at work; and the Dems' mid-term chances. Also, Don reads a...

  42. CONK! News Weekend - The Return of the Weekend Edition (July 29-31, '22)

    Back for another Weekend show after missing the previous two. CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes beloved "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include the Recession That Shall Not Be Named; a new political party is…

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  43. CONK! News Weekend - It's Cinco de Mayo All Over Again! (July 15-17, '22)

    THIS IS *NOT* A NEW SHOW! It's the repeat of our Cinco de Mayo episode from May 5th. We had too many people gone for summer vacation, so this is a long-planned week off. In this installment CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY, DON…

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  44. CONK! News Weekend - Dubbed Chinese Edition (July 8-10, '22)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors DON ZORRO, TIM CONAWAY and beloved "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN. Today's "Participation Trophy" is the 1986 Bette Midler Singing Doll - still musty, inside its original box; battery is now dead, but in its time it...

  45. CONK! News Weekend - Glorious Fourth of July Edition (July 1-4, '22)

    For the long weekend of our nation's birthday, CONK! News Editor-in-chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: more J6 bullsh*t; the military recruitment crisis; and Hank Reardon's theory on Hunter Biden's laptop - that it's a cry…

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  46. CONK! News Weekend - Gas Holiday Edition (June 24-26, '22)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO.Topics include: breaking SCOTUS decision on New York gun laws; U.S. Navy teaches members how to use "proper pronouns"; and the CDC is now warning us not to "kiss or snuggle" chickens...

  47. CONK! News Weekend - The Great Depression Episode (June 17-19, '22)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and JENNIFER KABBANY for this special LIVE weekend episode. Market's down, inflation's up, mortgage rates skyrocketing. Things are so bad it's almost like they're trying to do it. Jim floats a...

  48. CONK! News Weekend - The Lost Weekend (June 10-12, '22)

    Today we became aware of the fact that our flagship CONK! News Weekend podcast from last weekend, June 10-12, didn't post anywhere, at all. It is completely absent from all of our podcast feeds - even though we did record it and upload it. So to make up for this we are posting it again today.…

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  49. CONK! News Weekend - Summer REPEAT Edition (June 3-6, '22)

    Our whole panel crapped out on us today.... So this is a repeat of our Weekend show from two weeks ago, from May 20-23. Listen and weep....

  50. CONK! News Weekend - Special Memorial Day Edition (May 27-31, '22)

    CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. They spend the first twenty minutes shooting the sh*t, then get down to talking about the news: 18-year-olds shouldn't be adults at all; Jimmy Carter's notoriously bad judgment; and Ricky Gervais...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

The flagship weekend podcast from the CONK! News service at conk.news, the premiere conservative/libertarian news aggregator on the web. Think of this as an audio version of those Sunday morning political shows, except hosted by a bunch of old guys who want you to get off of their lawn. CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters leads the roundtable discussion, featuring CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway (former longtime editor of Hustler Magazine) and a panel of rotating guests. We make fun of liberals, so you don't have to (TM). Available at 4AM Eastern / 1AM Pacific every Friday. NOTE: This show is also included in the main CONK! News Podcasts feed.

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