PODCAST · comedy
Conversations in Comfy Pants
by Alex & Clara
Two friends having weekly conversations, comfy pants required.
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144
Nobody Gets Anything Done
Happy 2024! We open the year talking about Yahtzee, which Alex calls dice poker, a Jimmy Hoffa update, and Bagheera very much makes his presence known. We also debate the definition of a den. Clara tries to bring Justice to Stella Liebeck. Alex tells us about 5 lawsuits she has feelings about. Turns out only 4 because #5 was Stella. Sorrz about the static, and Alex’s mic just refusing to work. We’ll never leave Clara’s house again.
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143
Salmon Hats are Back
Weeeeee’rrreeeee baaackkkkkk! We’re considering this season 2 as we have new equipment. Lots of chit chat and catch up. Clara then talks about NORAD’s Santa tracker origins. Alex gives us 2024 in review! Most of it is brand new news to Clara. PSA don’t buy Chicita banana. It will shoot your foot off
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142
An Unhinged Voice note from CICP
Clara and Alex send you a voice note with some news
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141
Do Flashlights Go Through Ghosts?
It’s still OoOooOoooOctober! Clara tells two stories. The first one is about a redit user getting stalked in a national park. Alex tells us the reason there’s no longer $0.10 beer nights at baseball games. Clara does fall asleep during the baseball talk but then it turns out to be the wildest story of all time. Then Clara tells her second story which is about the A3 Ghost crash. Alex tries to convince Clara a dog turned into a human. It doesn’t take. And we touch on P Diddy. Diddy do it? Yes. Also Alex loses it when no one in De Klerk gets tipsy.
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140
It’s Ms. Frizzle
It’s OoOooOoOooOctober! Clara tells us about the Varginha UFO incident aka the Roswell of Brazil. Alex tells us about the Winchester Mystery House. OOoOooOoOh! We talk about several zoo animals who are so hot right now. Alex tells us about the Emmy’s and we discuss Monsters. Watch the Varginha documentary! Moment of Contact
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139
Where’d You Get That Yard of Human Skin?
We’re back with serial killer September! Alex tells us about a horrendous killer, Randall Woodfield. Clara tells us about another terrible person, Charles Schmid. We also talk chimpsanity and secret lives of Mormon wives.
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138
Just the Tib
This week is our first introduction to Athletic August! Alex tells us about the history of the Olympics! Clara talks about the rise and fall of the blade runner, Oscar Pistorius! We also talk about the current Olympics, a raccoon based crime, and a very important Ohio star Supreme Court decision (spoilers: it’s chicken based)
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137
Curtains Aren’t in Cars
Child crime happened again! This week Alex tells us about Skyler Neese. Clara tells us about Sarah Payne. Turns out child crime is a bummer! We also talk about stickers and donuts.
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136
1997 Felt Like A Good Time
We’re back!! Child crime month was so requested we had to come back from our accidental hiatus due to an unapproved vacation. After catching up, Clara discusses the disappearance of Joanne Radcliffe and Kirste Gordon. Alex tells us about the murder of Alana Calahan.
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135
I’m Not Getting In Your Trunk, Sir.
We’re back!! We have a months worth of banter, including 706 failing Kyle’s, a zebra everyone was rooting for, and an accidentally unlocked trauma from Clara. Then! It’s MIA May. Clara talks about Amelia Earhart and Fred Noonan. Alex tells us about the disappearance of Susan Powell.
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134
Don’t Build Your Own Blimp
It’s potpourri April! Alex brings us back to the best time when she tells us about a bad, blimp loving man, Lou Pearlman. Clara tells the story of an insane movie that was somehow made, Roar! We also catch up on general happenings, including the Pooniverse, and Alex proves she’s knows Clara better than she knows herself.
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133
A Reluctant Hermit
On this episode in Women’s history month, Alex tells us about Elizabeth Cochrane Seaman, aka Nellie Bly. Clara tells the story of Freddie and Truus Oversteegen. We also talk about the Oscars before they happen and Alex breaks down the hot goss in Formula 1.
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132
Accidental Tear Away Pants
It’s women’s history month! Alex tells us about Griselda Blanco! Clara talks about Mary Anning! We also speak to Usher’s roller blading performance
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131
Fooled by a Pajama Top
It’s February and you know what that means! Love gone wrong! Clara talks about Jeffrey MacDonald, and Alex discusses Dalia Dippolito. Also, Alex breaks down the Grammys and we try to remember which state is the Mitten.
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130
Alaska Chic
Clara tells the story of Libby Riddles, the first woman Iditarod winner! Alex tells us the story of the first Academy Awards along with some facts. Don’t forget to apply to be a Hot Dogger to drive the wiener mobile.
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129
A Tunnel of Flying Fish
It’s 2024!! We’re starting the new year off by talking about firsts! Alex tells us of the first American female millionaire, Sarah Breedlove! Clara tells the story of the OG Iditarod!
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128
A Speed Demon Cockatoo
On the last episode of 2023 Alex gives us a 2023 year in review! Clara tells us about some fun New Years traditions from around the world. We also talk about an astronaut that’s been exonerated, a criminal urologist, and why Clara needs to apologize to someone for a bird based crime. The holidays can be hard. If you’re having a hard time, please call 988 for help.
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127
Put a Mustache On It & It’s Jupiter
Happy potpourri December! This week Clara tells the story of how a town in England got its nickname. Alex tells us about 14 wonders of the world. And Clara is back to tell the little known story of a household name.
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126
Submarine Sandwich on a Submarine
Cultvember is still going strong! This week Alex tells us about Ramtha's School of Enlightenment. Clara talks about Joseph Smith’s early life.
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125
It’s Gnome Season
Cultvember convinces! Clara tells of the ongoing Lighthouse. Alex tells us about twin flames. Both current groups. We also discuss Christmas trees, the mystery of large shells, and the proper etiquette when a DoorDash express is behind you.
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124
Arch Angle
Happy Cultvember!! This week Alex tells us about Love has Won while Clara makes a Raëlly big mistake. Public apologies were made. Alex learns to not microwave styrofoam and we realize we’re both Ditty Kong stans.
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123
Give Bigfoot A Bath Today
We have another spoOOoooOooOoky episode for spooky season. Clara talks about how UFOs and Bigfoot are certainly in cahoots. Alex tells us about a phone being real creepy before phones were capable of being real creepy. We also touch on paprika, hot peppers, and how millennials all taught themselves to code.
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122
Raccoon HOA Meeting
Clara and Alex record on Friday October 13th, the spookiest day for possibly our spookiest episode! Alex tells us the story of a scary doll called Elsa. Clara tells us about the v weird Sierra Sounds.
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121
Clippy Could Have Done It
We’re baaaaaack! After Skip It September, we are back with SpoOooOooky October! After talking about all the things that happened while we were gone, Clara tells the story of the Palmyra Wolves. Alex tells us about the Bell Witch.
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120
Rogue Prosciutto
For our final week of Sea Based August, Alex tells us the fate of a whale in Florence. Clara tells us about the Prime Minister Australia lost, Harold Holt.
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119
I Never Forget About the Lizard Queen
This week in Sea Based August, Alex tells us about the Bermuda Triangle! Spooky! Clara tells the story of the Jascon 4 tugboat and Harrison Okene. And, because it’s sea based august we talk about *that* episode of below deck down under. Alex also tells us she can’t tell a shirt apart from a cat.
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118
Galileo’s Paper Towel Tube
This week the girls are back! We discuss so many true crime updates. We also start the second annual Sea Based August! Clara talks about the ghost ship Mary Celeste. Alex tells us about the Deepwater Horizon.
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117
Moosing While Intoxicated
It’s another week of Child Crime month! Highly anticipated! This week, Alex tells us about the disappearance of Etan Patz. Clara talks about the semi accidental social experiment, The Third Wave.
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116
A Pie for Greg
You asked and we delivered. It’s the THIRD annual Child Crime Month! Clara opens up the month by talking about the missing Beaumont children. Alex tells us about the death of Conrad Roy.
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115
An Elegant Pirate
This week we wrap up WWII month! Alex tells us about the Monuments Men! Clara tells us about the unkillable soldier Adrian Carton De Wiart. We also talk about the submersible and the newest Pandora swag. You can stop DM ing us about it, we can confirm child crime month is coming next!
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114
Saved by Tim Allen
This week the gals gab about a couple more WWII based things. Clara tells the story of the last Japanese soldier Hiroo Onoda. Alex tells us things that were invented because of/during the war! They also talk about their beef with New York, and talk about Steve sounding like a cat.
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113
How Many Balloons Are You Losing?
Welcome to June! This month we go perhaps out of our depth and talk about stories from WWII. Alex gives us the story of the lead up, and Clara tells the amazing shenanigans of Mad Jack Churchill. We also finally get to the bottom of a divorce from 30 years ago, discuss a cheese based incident, and talk about the latest on below deck.
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112
Watch Parties and Space Helmets
This week, Alex tells us about the disappearance of Madeleine McCann. Clara tells us about the disappearance of Asha Degree. They also discuss Surviving Mars and Alex admits to ignoring Clara’s advice.
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111
Got Slapped in the Face by an Eagle
Lucky episode 111! This week Clara talks about the disappearance of Maura Murray. Alex tells us of the disappearance of Lauren Spierer. We also talk about eagles being silly and building character via rusty nails in middle school.
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110
Cantaloupe is the Trash Melon
This week in MIA May, Clara talks about some unsolved disappearances in The Bennington triangle and Alex tells us about the lost Roanoke colony. Also, we have a surprise background guest!
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109
Is This the Falcon Time?
It’s MIA May! Alex semi follows the rules by talking about someone who disappeared from the public eye for quite some time indeed, Rosemary Kennedy. Clara talks about the UFO based disappearance of Frederick Valentich. Alex tells her thoughts of the latest coronation and they discuss massive amounts of pasta in the woods.
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108
Javelin, but with a Hot Dog
We celebrate the last week of April fools with Alex telling us about famous last words… that made us laugh like a fool…? And Clara talks about a real monster who fools lots of people. Listen to find out who. We have lots of updates this week, including a number two based apocalyptic Seattle, a Paul that refuses to die, and a hot dog based foot fight.
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107
A No Eating Crackers in Bed Clause
It’s April fools month! Alex is telling us about a man who fooled lots and lots of people. The schemer himself, Charles Ponzi! Clara talks about an incredible athlete who isn’t well known because he was such an incredible fool, Rube Waddell.
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106
I’m a TV Gremlin
We end women’s history month strong with a bunch of world changing women. Alex tells us of the things we love to this day that we’re invented by Women. Clara tells us of a woman who should be on someone’s currency, flag, or at the very least history teachers should talk about her, Andree aka Dedee aka The Postwoman de Jongh.
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105
Small Menty B with Her Cup of Milk
March is still women’s history month! Clara talks about an old timey baddy Belle Gunness! Alex talks about a very current case for history month with the case against Brittany Dawn. We also chat about the nightmare that is the new characters in the upcoming little mermaid. #NotMyCrustacean
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104
Women’s Rights & Pants
Alex and Clara are coming in hot with the second episode of Women’s History month. Alex tells us about the only 11 women who have been on the FBI’s most wanted list, because women can be criminals too. Clara talks about Mary Edwards Walker, the only woman to have received the Medal of Honor during the American Civil War.
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103
Whips Are Known to Be Smart
This week we celebrate Women’s History Month by talking about women from history! Accidentally we talk about two people with almost the same name. Clara talks about Kathrine Switzer and Alex tells us about Katherine Johnson. We find out Alex is a surprise part of the problem, we chat about shows we’ve been watching, true crime updates, as well as our time serving Jury Duty.
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102
Milk & Pizza
On the final day of Love Gone Wrong Alex and Clara discuss just that. Clara talks about Lisa Nowak and Alex talks about Scott Peterson. We also discuss some recent strange news headlines.
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101
Hanky Ocho
This week, Alex and Clara discussed some love that has gone very wrong. Alex tells us the story of Steve McNair. Clara talks about the life and wives of King Henry VIII. We also discuss the strange thing’s happening in the sky and Alex reveals her probably correct Bono themed theory. Trigger warning: we do mention suicide at the end of the first story
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100
The Goddess Phil
Episode 100!! Holy smokes we did it! Alex relooks at her story from episode 1, NXIVM. Clara blatantly ignores the assignment and talks about love gone wrong, specifically telling the same story as episode 100 of snapped! Aka the murder of Jimmy Grund. We also wonder about the future of Canada and learn you shouldn’t leave your baby at the ticket counter.
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99
Potato with a Coat On
On the final week of Justice January and the last of the two digit episode numbers, we talk about justice! Clara talks about the life and accomplishments of the notorious Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Alex talks about the justice that was served in the honor of Vanessa Guillen, far too late. We also touch on a vogue crash diet, love on Brenden Frasier, and live in fear of Gladys the turkey.
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98
You’re Welcome, We Barely Made It
This week in Justice January! For episode 98 (!!) Clara talks about the murder of Lynda Mann and Dawn Ashworth and the first of its kind in case solving that would bring justice to probably billions of cases, mins. Alex tells us about the superMAX prison and some notable prisoners, past and present. Spoilies, so many bad guys.
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97
They’re Domesticating Me
Happy New Year! To start off the year we bring you Justice January! Alex explain to us, the justice system. Clara tells the story of Debbie Carter and how justice was not served… until it was. We also announce the official animal of the show, we also talk about vaccines for bees, and chat about the arrest made in Pennsylvania for a crime committed in Idaho.
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96
I’m Sports Adjacent
For the final week of potpourri December, we have a brand new special guest, Diane! Clara secretly reads her diary, AKA some Craigslist missed connections. We learn from special guest Diane about astrology. Alex is number 1 but laughs in the face of the idea that she loves sports. And Alex sums up 2022 while simultaneously proving her deep love of sports.
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95
Hot & Bothered About Scholastic
This week for potpourri December we welcome back intern of the show, Makenna! For one of our feistier episodes, Clara talks about the reason behind common sayings, Alex tells us about things we did for a last time and didn’t even notice, and Makenna tells us about a couple mad bananas lakes, and things next to lakes.
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