PODCAST · comedy
Conversations Kill
by Michael Donnelly
Mindless stream of consciousness for the existential alt rocker. The side piece of Twin Shrieks Radio. Find the idiot, tell a friend. Hosted by MD
Episodes
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EP. 46: Same Penis Forever
A separation-anxiety saving podcast! Man I really didn't wanna use this episode title. Quick hits! Separation-anxiety saving comfort pillow, same penis forever, hate searching ads, fathead nation, forgetting how to pause, the LinkedIn of sex offenses, halfway house google reviews, hotel cable...
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EP. 45: Peeping Tom Petty Live! (feat. Monthly Matt Caracciolo)
Recorded in-real-life with mister Matt in San Francisco on the corner of Conversations and Kill street! The woes of traveling clash with the desire to adventure, all halted once again by big diarrhea. The boys are always on the run(s). - Quick hits! - Bathroom breaks a plenty, kill street blues,...
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EP. 44: Hungry for a Headache
Don't fill up on chips... or gas for that matter. - Quick hits! - Not pumping gas, grand theft auto brain, Jets 104.3, employment, snickers in slurpee, I’m Japanese, “wing it” attitude, snowball Sonny Gray, playoff predictions, and the elite Izod bowtie exchange.
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EP. 43: Failed Sanity Check
The same worms that eat me will someday eat you too. Quick hits! Travel nightmare. Amtrak v NJ Transit beef, the most mid chicken avocado sandwich, leftover tater tots, free airport hotel shuttle, unawareness of Uber, grounding, peeling an orange during Morrissey, stir crazy guy, have you stepped...
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EP. 42: Hey Michael
Hey Michael. Face it head on, we will survive. - Quick hits! - Tailback, the return of known big strong guy Pete Alonso, fire Stearns chants, Omaha, The Replacements (move), free trial guy, hard knocks, awareness ratings, CeeDee Lamb, Michael slander, post-grad disappointments, I will survive…
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EP. 41: Post-Traumatic Growth (feat. Monthly Matt Caracciolo)
The world you once knew, no longer exists..but the remnants and little reminders remain. This is our 9/11. Quick hits! Don’t block the box, pre-guilt clarity, innocent creatures of the world, choking out the lemonade guy, unemployed on Labor Day, one last dirty phone call, John Crittenden…
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EP. 40: Unwritten Rules of the Lollipop
Do we trust the lollipop guy? How the unwritten rules of baseball further construct the duality of man. - Quick hits! - This is 40, living without health insurance, back to school, dissecting more beefs, Jazz versus Will Fleming, apologizing at work, trusting the lollipop, pilates history, Tony...
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EP. 39: Romance Scamming as a Side Hustle
Fresh off the bye week and I just need to hit a lick, man. 1 gooner dead in Ohio. - Quick hits! - Graveyard of Macs, lab top, revenge scenarios in the head, Osgood-Schlatter, 49er off-season, re-finding the idiot, Australia is far, substation, Bill Nye, jacked up, easy access shorts, juggalette...
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EP. 38: Reset the Clock
Your favorite art-punk podcast returns with a little clock reset, less music, and plenty of male body dysmorphia. From a Kenny Lofton thirst trap to the Paul Skenes ideal Dad-bod, it was always baseball. Quick hits! Kenny Lofton shirtless, simping for A-Rod, money over loyalty, mouth noises…
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EP. 37: Grab Some Pine, Matt (Feat. Monthly Matt Caracciolo)
We'll try anything once! Monthly Matt: Fogust Edition. - Quick hits! - Pup cup, I'll try anything once, disrespectful Dave covering the Wallflowers, barhopping with Bader, marina girls, pee shy, white coat syndrome, Babadook, peace be with you, fortune cooking reading, scooter, blame it on the…
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EP. 36: Get Minter Up and Moving Around
The deadline to learn trades has passed, however Father Time remains empathetic. - Quick hits! - Checking in on deGrom, delivery driver food touching, Public Transitmaxxing, The Hajj to Taco Bell, finding accomplishments, dragged on United, boycotting brands, stop n chat, flight simulator, earbud...
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EP. 35: Last Remaining Case of Dandruff in New Jersey
The unofficial New Jersey Day podcast celebration episode. Hey, I got nothin' but time! Quick hits! Frosted tips could save me, jersey shore, talking to old people, Joe Dante, gremlin lunchbox, Arizona iced tea man, veiny Snickers, r/bald, Cleveland Show, small cap Pumpkins, water bill, peeing in...
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EP. 34: Quasimodo Predicted All This (Feat. Monthly Matt Caracciolo)
Matt is back, I keep repeating myself, but we remain stronger than the storm! Quick hits! Pre-show meltdown, fax, mirror affirmations, Stuart Smalley and Stuart Little, blue moon, Spain lisp siesta, Mosswood Meltdownburgerrama, Oakland Coliseum, on edge in the Bay, everyday is Columbus Day, hold...
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EP. 33: Diarrhea for the Last 30 Years
Lettuce pray for our poop! Quick hits! The end of times, keeping the dummies around, folding like a lawn chair, mourning in South Carolina, Turnstile Taco Bell, group fitness, hung up by AI, applying to the Alpha school, AI school shooting, skimming summer reading, pecker checked at the DMV…
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EP. 32: Don't Jump
Your whole bloodline is watching you listen to this podcast as it slowly burns out. Quick hits! Keith Hernandez existentialism, the vessel, Cracker & Camper Van Beethoven, swiggin' water bottle vodka, dating roster, dink, chutes, ladders, and realizing your mid life is having a crisis.
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EP. 31: Tell 'em I said Hi
Further celebrating that human commentary! Same as it ever was. Quick hits! Italian American Mike Piazza returns, the Gallaraga game, shy behind the plate, mouthing ice cream while driving, putting humans first, rediscovering the mall, song-meanings-dot-net, hey wait how did I get here?
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EP. 30: Oh We Sharing Tonight
Now let me clear MAH THROAT! This is unemployment at it's finest. Quick hits! Hashtag funemployment, Neil banging out the tunes, watering dead plants, customer appreciation night, seat geek guy, stolen Zeppole, self face slap, AI throat clear, Brandon Aiyuk, the combined post, and being the THAT…
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EP. 29: Tarps Off at the Ren Faire (Feat. Monthly Matt Caracciolo)
Two star-crossed lovers, Mike and Matt take on Pride month with continued disgust in their baseball teams and the state of AI, but they find peace and inspiration from the unlikeliest of father figures. Quick hits! Die slow charger, Sugar gay, Hamnet, soft launching Mike Piazza's homosexuality,...
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EP. 28: Huge in Turkey
Türkiye mentioned!!! A very well-behaved passport bro dips his scrawny toes in new waters while tourists spread across the US to experience animal fries and NJ Transit. Dive into the Kills, seatbelts optional, as we all strive to reach that world cup of life amidst a life of haram. Quick hits!...
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EP. 27: Smile and Wave
From the back of the line at the 27 Club, I once again feel just like Brian Jones! Maybe I should've just taken that adult nap. Quick hits! Greg Oden, Tim Rager's existential comedy, NJ Transit hellscapes, walks-smiles-waves, housing crisis, Morrissey but ballin' on a budget, digital nomads,...
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EP. 26: Clapping Sounds
Are these the clapping sounds you were looking for? Grab that axe body spray and enter the locker room before I sail away to the cat's cradle of civilization. Quick hits! Mets misery, world otter day, ADHDDD, removed sounds on Spotify, piss poor hitting, Mrs Met cat call, drink coasters, shared...
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EP. 25: I'm Sorry, That's What Butts Are For
A Subway Series Mets miracle ... already feels so far away. Recorded in multiple states and settings and even a little bonus yearn at the end? Even podcasts can have a quarter life crisis. Quick Hits! Tuckahoe, live photos, suspiciously good days, subway series, Faith No More x Wolfmother band...
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EP. 24: Urine Trouble
Somehow this episode acts as a really messed up Subway Series preview. We've got Carl Pavano and Noah Syndergaard squaring off in a battle of unfortunate modern day relevance. Lord knows I need a pop filter! Quick hits! TI, boob calculator thefts, goodbye to the Pink Floyd butt poster, piss...
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EP. 23: Marked Safe From Cannons (Feat. Monthly Matt Caracciolo)
It's gonna be (Monthly Matt) MAY! Uncovering the cannon conspiracy, UFO files, and hidden meanings behind everything... or maybe it's all just the black mold talking. Quick hits! DUI Era Justin Timberlake, backstreet BopCast, Hey AArnold, Ivy Woke, iPad babies, what's my age again, big bank...
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EP. 22: Two Glasses of Milk Please
It is high! It is far! It is a big RIP to John Sterling! More baseball, less comedy, and uncovering government psyops on the Star Wars Day. Quick hits! Remembering John Sterling (and Yangeris Solarte), comedy update, the (lost) notebook, well played Mauer, milk deprivation, enter sand man, cirque...
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EP. 21: Am I Sketchy?
A moment of sketchual concern whilst sitting on a park bench eating seeds... a pastime activity. Quick hits! Big dumpster diving, 1986 Talking Heads Cassette, Rod Beck, boxed water box, spitting that David, dopamine hits, Kevin Garnett, and oh look the Mets lost again!
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EP. 20: The Apple is Cleansed
Southeast bound and feeling down! From adult boutique stores with high Google reviews to fighting the law with a 10% coupon, hear the inner workings of someone on a long drive with everything to think about. Quick hits! Daulton Varsho's intolerable walkup song, being an innings eater, wild sex…
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EP. 19: Big Strong Guy (feat. Monthly Matt Caracciolo)
Baseball is in an unfortunate full SWING as the April edition of monthly Matt has the fellas musing about the piss poor starts by their Mets and Giants. Matt provides a gig report of seeing Bruce and the E-Street Tom Morello's in San Francisco, while killer Mike gets Baja blasted on air. Quick...
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EP. 18: Beating Big Soda
Actually episode 18, it's a bonus double header day! From grumpy man at Panera this morning to becoming a Baja Blast acquired bro; I have newfound hope for hospitality. This episode is basically one big quick hit against Big Soda. Monthly Matt is next, I mean it this time.
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EP. 17: Miscounting Panera Pesos
If I am going to mistake an age, I rather it be a podcast episode aha! Jesus Christ this one is full of slightly painful earworms, from live Panera updates to the walk amongst the jack hammers and birds...another look at the human condition I no longer feel great about. It feels like everyone is...
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EP. 16: Debagging the Baja Blast
Let down by big Soda, is this the End? I just can't deal with a new life form right now. Quick hits! Not accepting Baja Blast coupons, a very small case of the Hives, using your old crush's Walgreens account, Dunkin protein refreshers, underwater alien bois, support local, Mets jinx, Michelob...
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EP. 15: Smile, Would Ya?
I am an April fool in a man's shoes, for you! Visiting dead malls and ultimately just deciding to go on a walk (on the wild side) while wondering... is it seasonal? Quick hits! Somebody to shove at the Soul Asylum gig, the Livingston Mall, HeyFuckFace, Gotta go to Mo's, mid 30s backwards hat,...
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EP. 14: Talking Baseball...Ya Bish
Baseball today, tonight, yesterday and tomorrow! Recapping the weird Netflix hand thing and the Amazin's Opening Day victory in Queens. Quick hits! Schfifty-Five, privileged internet browsing, eating alone, the hand thing, giving Bonds some knucks, freaks and geeks, second inning skullfuck,...
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EP. 13: Time Is Irish
We want the gold! The clock strikes Irish o'clock and ya boy powers through poorly timed caffeine anxiety to reminisce about 2006 to todays' fall off of handsome Derek Jeter. Quick hits! Balancing out the caffeine anxiety, The Black Donnellys, hosting comedy shows, Cambodian man, damn boring...
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EP. 12: Happy 3/11 Day to Those Who Never Forgot 9/11 (Feat. Matt Caracciolo)
We never forget, or forgot! The only podcast covering 9/11 on 3/11; Monthly Matt Caracciolo comes in like a lion and out like a lamb in this March edition of Conversations Kill. We fully dissect Howard Stern's iconic moment in broadcasting history as he live records the witnessed horrors of...
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EP. 11: Drive-By Buyer's Remorse
With much needed motivation from known patriot and hip-hop collaborator Aaron Judge, this is a classic episode of "naming some guys". Between mentions of Kevin Youkilis to Jim Morrison, I air out some bleeped-out marketplace pettiness and more discouragement towards open mic comedy. Quick hits!...
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EP. 10: At The Chinese Buffet with Our Phones at 3% (feat. Meeti)
Welcome comedian and creative Meeti Purani! I connected with, or should I say NETWORKED with, Meeti at a recent NJ open mic and it was a pleasure to tap into her brilliant comedic mind to dissect the poetry of humor, booking with merit, embracing a shitty setting, and what it takes to be ALL IN...
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EP. 9: Just Some Guy
Back talking to myself about strange (non-wet!) dreams, living with flat feet, and realizing maybe podcasters aren't always meant to be comedians. I guess I really am just some guy. Quick hits! Remembering 989 Sports and Barry "Jon Dowd" Bonds, Ben Weasel offers a colonoscopy, haircut confidence,...
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EP. 8: The Group Chat Is Cooked (Feat. Matt Caracciolo)
Monthly Matt returns for some Monday morning quarterbacking after the Super Bowel! Longest episode yet, these sleepy bois sure have a lot of scatter-brained ideas to share since the death of their group chats. Quick hits! LCD Soundsystem war crimes, snackies full of nuts, when to ban someone from...
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EP. 7: Bleeding Out In Boston
There is always Something In The Way! Six more weeks of Cameron WINTER! From the bleed out spot of the Boston Marathon shooter to another open mic in Jersey, please shut up! This is very similar to a radio show, so you're welcome shriek heads. PLAYLIST Quick hits: strategic coworker band…
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EP. 6: Seeing Ghosts with Sam Darnold
More open mics, but even more football chatter. MD goes solo on this one, where I try out some new boo-worthy material, and why us miserable Jets fans should be rooting for Sam Darnold in the Super Bowel. Quick hits (which is what I will be referring to the random topics that come about in future...
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EP. 5: King of Comedy (Feat. Monthly Matt Caracciolo)
Yes, this is the episode with the audio of my sad return to stand-up! Monthly Matt Caracciolo joins the show and we hit topics such as the Michael Jordan murdered father conspiracy, men arguing, pre-Kaepernick Newark Bears lore, baseball peanut etiquette, the first hawk tuah mention in 2026, the...
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EP. 4: Brett Favre Half-Chub
Bar Mitzvah Madden tournaments, welfare fraud rap sheet, honeymoon kool-aid, weezy takes on Caleb's nail polish, Bush the band, old head DIY, 12 dollars an hour, Greg Jennings, and a quick browse of the feed during the Verizon SOS. Plus, a little sneak peak of my first time performing at an open...
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EP. 3: Post Your L's
New year same dread. Dry January is cancelled, AI cover letters read by AI recruiters, your first pixelated bra pic, Logan Morrison, the Monday of all Mondays, Peter Dante, grab a conspiracy friend and assemble your whack pack. Are you...in?
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EP. 2: I Can't Turn Left
Numba twoooo ~ retellings of a sleep injury, Winn Butler the basketball all star, freshmen year black eye, fantasy football for fifth graders, selling Cyberpunk on Facebook Marketplace, sports hot mics, not taking the mislabeled perc, Madden '99 hail mary, and small victories.
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EP. 1: Pilot
Not totally a grunge podcast, and not one mention of pilots, or even 9/11! Find the idiot. Is this bad?
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Mindless stream of consciousness for the existential alt rocker. The side piece of Twin Shrieks Radio. Find the idiot, tell a friend. Hosted by MD
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Mindless stream of consciousness for the existential alt rocker. The side piece of Twin Shrieks Radio. Find the idiot, tell a friend. Hosted by MD
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