Conversations with Claywoman
by Claywoman
I am 500 million years old and I come from the Mirillion Galaxy. I am very excited to visit your planet and discuss a wide range of topics with various notable Earthlings. I can tell you with the utmost confidence that this is the only podcast you will find with a host who is not a native born Earthling.
Episodes
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Claywoman chats with Josh Sharpe and Aaron Jackson
Dear Earthlings! I just had a lovely chat with the lovely Josh Sharpe and Aaron Jackson. I enjoy them so much and I know you will too! For more episodes, videos and more subscribe at.. https://www.patreon.com/claywoman
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Catherine Liu Returns to Ignore Politics
Fan favorite and best friend of the show Catherine Liu was gracious enough to chat with me again and we covered a lot of ground. We decided not to talk about Politics. Unfortunately, Politics was not happy about this. This is a teaser of a longer episode. To hear the full episode and so much more...
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Janiken Dansen (TEASER)
Hello! I was so excited to speak with Janice Dansen but things went horribly wrong! I think she's mad at me. This is a preview of a longer episode. To hear the entire episode and so much more subscribe at patreon.com/claywoman
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Part of a Wall Part Six (TEASER)
Hello! I'm still trapped in a wall with Dr Lezalk. In today's episode we are confronted with an Irodot, which is a terrible pet that plays on your insecurities. This is a teaser of a longer episode. To hear the entire episode and all the others plus videos and much more please subscribe to my...
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Claywoman chats with P.E. Moskowitz (UNLOCKED)
The other day I was feeling a bit confused about what's happening on Earth so I called writer and thinker P.E. Moskowitz and we had an incredibly enlightening chat. https://x.compempem this premium episode is unlocked and you can listen to all the episodes and watch videos at...
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Part of a Wall Part 5 (TEASER)
Hello! I'm still stuck in a wall with Dr Lezalk. This is just a snippet of the episode. To hear the whole thing and so much more please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman
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Claywoman chats with Patrik Sandberg (TEASER)
I was having a terrible day. Maria has been especially draining lately. So I decided to call my friend Patrik in Los Angeles and he was able to give me some valuable perspective on the situation. This is a preview of a longer episode. To listen to all of it and so much more, please subscribe at...
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Claywoman Chats with Craig Wedren (TEASER)
Hello! Here's a little clip of my chat with the lovely and talented Craig Wedren. If you'd like to hear the whole chat and so much more please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman
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Part of A Wall Part 4 (TEASER)
Dr Lezalk and I are still part of a wall!! This is a small portion of a longer episode. To hear it in its entirety and so much more, please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman
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Claywoman Chats with Joseph Keckler From Inside a Wall (TEASER)
I am still a part of a wall, and I'm in here with Dr Lezalk. But today I just couldn't take it anymore and so I called my old friend Joseph Kecker and we had quite a chat! This is a short clip of a longer episode. To hear all of it and so much more, please subscribe at...
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Trapped in a Wall Part 3 (TEASER)
This is a little clip of episode 3 of a series where Dr Lezalk and I have become part of a wall. It's very upsetting! To hear the entire episode and so much more, subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman
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Claywoman & Dr. Lezalk Reunited Part 2 (TEASER)
In this episode I try to free Dr Lezalk from being a part of a wall. It does not go as planned. This is just a clip of a longer episode. To hear all of it and so much more please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman
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Claywoman and Dr Lezalk Reunited Part1 (TEASER)
Hello there. This is a portion of a longer episode where Claywoman is reunited with her Scientist friend Dr Lezalk. To hear the entire episode and so much more subscribe to Claywoman's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman
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Claywoman Chats with I'mGoingToMarryYourDad (TEASER)
I'm so happy to be back with Xalvador (aka Imgoingtomarryyourdad). We had a lovely chat although I worry Xal was upset that I was unsure about some of their claims. This is a short clip of a longer episode. To hear the whole episode subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman
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Claywoman Chats With Jeffery Self (TEASER
Here is a little snippet of my wonderful chat with the delightful Jeffery Self. If you'd like to hear our entire conversation, please subscribe to my Patreon https://www.patreon.com/claywoman
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Claywoman Chats With Dave Hill (TEASER)
This is a short clip of my recent chat with Dave Hill. Recently I caught up with my old pal Dave Hill. He's a great thinker and purveyor of merchandise for "Dangerous Snakes who hate Bullshit" which is a formidable club. He's also quite hilarious. I hope you enjoy our chat. If you'd like to hear...
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Claywoman Chats With John Early and he gives her important business advice (UNLOCKED)
Recently I got on the horn again with John Early and I'm so glad I did. You see I've been running into some trouble with my management on Earth and honesty with the person I say with, Elizabeth Constelanelte. John was kind enough to walk me though some possible solutions. We also talked about…
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Claywoman Chats with Emily Allan (TEASER)
I recently spoke with Emily Allan who is a wonderful artist and student of the natural world. She reminded me of some important developments among dolphins and turkeys. This is a small bit of our conversation. To hear our entire chat and so much more, please subscribe at...
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Claywoman Chats with John Early and he gives her important business advice (TEASER)
This is a teaser of a longer episode. to hear the whole thing and everything else please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman. Recently I got on the horn again with John Early and I'm so glad I did. You see I've been running into some trouble with my management on Earth and honesty with...
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Claywoman chats with Alissa Bennet AGAIN (TEASER)
Here is a little teaser of the latest episode of "Conversations with Claywoman" in which I speak with the lovey Alissa Bennet. To hear the entire episode as well as gain access to videos of live shows and so much more, please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman
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Claywoman chats with Ruby McCOllister (TEASER)
Here's a little snippet of my conversation with the wonderful Ruby McCollister.. To hear the entire episode and so much more please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman
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Object Hurtling Part 8 -The Crate Solution (TEASER)
This is a short teaser the latest episode in which I reunite with Dr Lezalk and we deal with the object hurtling towards Earth. It's a shorter episode but hopefully impactful, or not impactful considering the subject matter!!! I'll be back soon with more podcast conversations coming up, including...
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Object Hurtling Entire Series (TEASER)
Very soon I'll be posting the final episode of my series on the Object Hurtling Towards Earth. In preparation for this event, I've decided to post all the preceding episodes in one gigantic post. This is a teaser of the entire series, just the first three episodes of seven. The earlier episodes...
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Claywoman Chats With Alissa Bennett (TEASER)
Here is a tiny bit of my marvelous chat with Alissa Bennett from the outstanding podcast (The C Word). It was such a joy to chat with Alissa and we've become fast friends as you will be able to hear. If you'd like to hear our entire chat and support my work as an extra-terrestrial please…
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Claywoman Chats with Aminatou Sow (TEASER)
Recently I had the most wonderful conversation with Aminatou Sow. She's an incredibly insightful and fascinating human being. We reveled in our ability to connect over such a long distance. You can learn more about Amina and watch her specially curated and quite astounding instagram stories here...
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An Object Hurtling Towards Earth Part 7 (TEASER)
Here is a short clip of the next installment of my efforts to stop an object from destroying your planet. In todays episode I call 911 to get help for Silva The Small who has collapsed and then I go to reunite with Dr Lezalk to take stock of everything. The episode is cut short by a breaking news...
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Object Hurtling Part 6 (The Great Crate) (TEASER)
A short clip of Part 6 of Claywoman's efforts to prevent "An Object Hurtling Towards Earth" from destroying your planet. In the last episode Claywoman received permission from The Council of Klarn to use "The Great Crate" to stop the Object, in this episode Claywoman tries to get Silva The Small…
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Object Hurtling Part 5 (TEASER)
Here is a short clip of my latest adventure where I try to stop and object that is hurtling towards Earth. In this episode I am granted an audience with The Council of Klarn and they decide if I have permission to use a special device to save Earth. To find out what they say and hear the entire...
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Pride and Horses - Claywoman Chats with Xavador (TEASER)
Here is a small bit of my recent conversation with Xalvador (aka ImgoingtoMarryYourDad). I loved catching up with Xal and I'm so happy we can premier his new song "HopsotchButterscotch" in this episode. Here's his Instagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CbgPF8CORqI/ I'll be back in a couple weeks...
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An Object Hurtling Towards Earth Part 4 (TEASER)
Here is a very tiny snippet the latest episode. To hear the whole thing, please subscribe on patreon. As you know, I've been working with Dr Lezalk to prevent this object from striking your planet. The las time I reported to you about this we had made contact with the family living on the object....
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Claywoman Chats with Dan Allegretto (TEASER)
I recently spoke with the delightful Dan Allegretto, the host of a wonderful podcast called "Dial Dan". We had quite a nice chat and I have to say it was a much needed break for me from trying to prevent the object that is currently hurtling towards your planet from making impact. Don't worry...
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An Object Hurtling Towards Earth Part 3 (TEASER)
Here is a little segment of my latest episode. On this one Dr Lesalk and I try to talk to the family that is living on the object hurtling towards Earth to see if we can get them to help stop it. It doesn't go well. I also read some listener mail and tell a story to hear this entire episode and…
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An Object Hurtling Towards Earth Part 2 (TEASER)
This is a snippet of a larger episode for Patreon Subscribers. When I last spoke with you I was alerted to an object hurtling towards your planet by Dr Lezalk. I then rushed off to meet him and the following is our dispatch from near the object. We are working hard to stave off this calamity....
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An ObJect Hurtling Towards Earth (TEASER)
My apologies for the alarming title. I don't think it's actually that dire. This is a very short clip of today's pod (available in full to Patreon subscribers) I'll be speaking with Dr Lezalk, who seems to know what he's talking about. We're figuring out a plan so don't be frightened. I'll also…
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Catherine Liu and Animals Part 2 (TEASER)
I am so thrilled to welcome Catherine Liu back on the podcast. As many of you know, Catherine is a professor of Film and Media Studies at the University of California, Irvine. She is also the author of "Virtue Hoarders: The Case Against the Professional Managerial Class" and actually and amateur...
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Claywoman Chats with Patrik Sandberg and Paul Cupo (TEASER
This is a little preview of my chat chat with Earthling homosexual community icons, cultural critics and fashionable intellectuals, Patrik Sandberg and Paul Cupo from the very informative podcast Not Really. It's the only Earth podcast I listen to and it's where I turn for the latest on all…
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Claywoman Chats with Catherine Liu about Animals (TEASER)
What a joy it is to have Catherine back on the podcast! Catherine is an insightful cultural critic and intellectual powerhouse but what many don't know is that she's also an amateur zoologist. We had a great chat about several species and Catherine's unique perspective on each of them. From the...
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Claywoman Chats With Becca Blackwell
Here is a snippet of my delightful conversation with the brilliant Actor, Performer and Writer Becca Blackwell. I always enjoy chatting with Becca. We talked about working with Dinosaurs, tiny trumpets, cicadas, dissociation, and so much more. You can hear our entire chat and many back episodes…
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Claywoman Chats With Jake Brush (TEASER)
I recently had the pleasure of speaking with Jake Brush, a brilliant artist who is presenting some really enchanting new work called "Stop Being Poor". This is a preview of our conversation. To hear our entire chat please subscribe to my Patreon where I've also posted an exclusive clip of Jake's...
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Claywoman chats with Christeene (TEASER)
Last weekend I had the distant honor of speaking with the inimitable Christeene. It's very difficult to describe Christeene and feel like you've left an accurate impression. One really has to experience her firsthand. She's also not a human being. So I do have that in common with her. She comes...
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Claywoman Chats with Sarah Squirm (TEASER)
Here is a short bit of our latest episode which is especially noteworthy because it's the first in which a guest helps me escape from a predicament in real time. I can't thank Sarah Squirm enough for chatting with me, and for literally helping me get back on track! To hear the full episode and to...
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(TEASER) Reading Series (Alligators I've Ignored) plus listener questions
In my constant effort to keep things fresh around here I've decided to mix things up with a new reading series for patrons only. For the first installment of this reading series I'll be reading excerpts from my book in progress "Alligators I've Ignored (and Other Tales from Downstairs) as well as…
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Claywoman Chats With Katie Halper (TEASER)
I am very excited to share with you my recent conversation with Katie Halper. Katie is a political commentator and host of The Katie Halper Show and Useful Idiots podcasts and I was thrilled to be able to have a few minutes with her as she is very busy as you can imagine. I do get a little bit...
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UNLOCKED - Mini-Episode - Claywoman's quick chat with The Jennifer Sisters
I realize that I've been "off the grid" as it were for the past few weeks. So I decided to make this quick update to explain what happened and then I had the bright idea to contact The Jennifer Sisters. The results were decidedly mixed. For anyone familiar with the Jennifer Sisters, you know that...
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Claywoman chats with Rain Phoenix (TEASER)
I am getting reports that conditions are starting to become a little bit less daunting on your planet. This fills me with such joy. I'm so excited that soon I'll be planning a trip back to Earth to visit you all. In the meantime I hope you enjoy my recent conversation with Rain Phoenix. Rain is…
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Claywoman Chats With Olivia Nuzzi (TEASER)
The other day I realized I had completely lost track of what exactly is going on down on Planet Earth so I finally reached out to noted journalist Olivia Nuzzi to explain it all me. And she certainly didn't disappoint. If you are from Earth you probably will know about most of this information…
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Claywoman Chats with Xalvador Tin-Bradbury (TEASER)
Here is a small bit of my conversation with performance artist and meme creator Xalvador Tin-Bradbury. He is also known as @Imgoingtomarryyourdad on Instagram. You can hear the entire conversation by subscribing to my patreon at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman
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Claywoman chats with Cole Escola
In this episode, I talk with notable infectious disease specialist and Diane Feinstein impersonator Cole Escola about his room, his furniture, the dust and the reasons to think they do not have his best interests in mind. We will unpack all this and still have enough time to worry
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Claywoman in Conversation with John Early
I had such a lovely time chatting with actor and comedian John Early. We really covered a lot of ground. I am very much looking forward to you all hearing our challenging and informative discussion.
About this show
I am 500 million years old and I come from the Mirillion Galaxy. I am very excited to visit your planet and discuss a wide range of topics with various notable Earthlings. I can tell you with the utmost confidence that this is the only podcast you will find with a host who is not a native born Earthling.
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Claywoman