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Send us Fan Mail“Urinal Phones, Metal Dreams & Emergency Haircuts”If you’ve ever questioned humanity because someone brought their phone into a public bathroom… congrats, you’ve found your people.This episode of The Cool Dad Shirt Podcast spirals (in the best way) through modern-day absurdities, questionable dad decisions, and the kind of conversations that make you laugh and slightly reconsider your life choices.In This EpisodeThe public restroom horror story that will make you sanitize your soulWhy phones + urinals = the true downfall of civilizationA deep dive into dad-level germ paranoia (featuring belts, air dryers, and emotional damage)The unspoken rules of who hangs up first on phone calls (and why moms never do)A 911 pocket dial incident that definitely didn’t look suspicious at allSpecial Guest: Jay ReturnsFan-favorite guest Jay Wells L’Ecuyer is back and bringing:His new metal project Sky of Ghosts (yes, it’s as intense as it sounds)A story about learning to scream again at 40 like a responsible adultOpening for Lynch Mob and bombing a perfectly good metal detector jokeThe creative truth: “If I’m not making stuff, I’m miserable.” (relatable, honestly)Peak Dad MomentsSneaking in a haircut while your dad is being taken to the hospital (time management or felony?)Letting your kid accept candy from a stranger on the NYC subway (what could go wrong?)Realizing your childhood “kid-friendly” movies were… not kid-friendly at allBonus ContentHockey talk, missing teeth, and why losing teeth somehow makes the sport better marketingDebating how long you can ride the high of winning a gold medal (answer: forever)Also CoveredThe impossible science of three-way light switchesNeighborhood ecosystems where everyone has a niche (music guy, podcast guy, handyman… what do you do?)Why New Year’s resolutions should start in March like rational human beingsKey TakeawaysDon’t trust anyone who watches videos at a urinalEvery dad operates in a gray area of “this sounds bad, but I swear it made sense at the time”Creativity might be the only thing holding society (and this podcast) togetherListen Now If You LikeFunny dad podcastsComedy podcasts about parenting & everyday lifeStories about awkward social situationsMusic, nostalgia, and chaotic energyLeave a Review = Get Free StuffDrop a review and you might score a Cool Dad Shirt Podcast coaster. (Seriously. Dr. White did it. Be like Dr. White… whoever that is.)SEO Keywordsfunny dad podcast, parenting humor podcast, comedy podcast 2026, dad life stories, funny podcast episodes, public bathroom humor, modern parenting struggles, music and comedy podcast, relatable dad moments, Funny dad moments, phone addiction, comedy podcasts, dad life, real-life stories, unfiltered conversations, GenX

Send us Fan MailThe Cool Dad Shirt Podcast — Season 4 Episode 1: Snow Gin Fizz & Dad Tech Support TriumphsWelcome back, listeners… somehow we’ve made it to Season Four of The Cool Dad Shirt Podcast, proving once and for all that quitting is for people with free storage space on their phones.In this kickoff episode of 2026, Rich and Mike dive headfirst into the important issues facing modern dads today, including:Meniscus tears caused by… home improvement (the most middle-aged injury imaginable)The surprising emotional highs of a really good cup of coffeeRich’s invention of the world’s most seasonal and dangerous cocktail: the Snow Gin Fizz (feat. rogue rosemary shrapnel)Why office kitchenettes become dumping grounds for half-eaten holiday mystery treatsThe true pinnacle of human evolution: remote tech support for your parentsThe eternal frustration of texting autocorrect and the life-changing discovery of… swipe typingA nostalgic trip back to above-ground pool whirlpools and the lost art of “fill it up and check the oil”Plus: double-neck guitars, missed phone calls, and Rich asking the question no one asked: “Am I sexist… or just startled by male phlebotomists?”It’s classic dad-pop culture comedy, equal parts heartfelt, ridiculous, and mildly orthopedic.Season Four is here. Expectations are low. Spirits are high. And the Snow Gin Fizz may or may not be FDA approved.#Cool Dad Shirt Podcast, #dad comedy podcast, #Season 4 Episode 1, #funny parenting podcast, #meniscus tear story, #invented gin cocktail, #Snow Gin Fizz, #dad life humor, #coffee obsession, #tech support for parents, #nostalgic dad stories, #GenXCocktail WarningDo not insert herbs into spherical ice molds unless you enjoy being attacked by floating rosemary needles.

Send us Fan MailSeason 3, Episode 10: Socks, Head Nods, and Winning Kitchen Appliances Like a Real AdultIn this episode of the Cool Dad Shirt Podcast, Mike and Rich cover the full emotional spectrum of middle-aged dad life—from the joy of rediscovered socks to the sobering realization that winning kitchen appliances on a game show is now the ultimate fantasy.What starts as a simple question (“Where did all my socks go?”) quickly spirals into moving kids out, awkward workplace head nod hierarchies, filming your nephew getting punched in the face, and the silent terror of unanswered calls from aging parents.It’s heartfelt. It’s ridiculous. It’s aggressively relatable.What We’re Talking About This WeekThe Great Sock Recovery of 2025When a daughter moves out, silverware mysteriously reappears… along with a lifetime supply of socks previously believed to be eaten by the dryer. A bittersweet rite of passage—with bonus hosiery.Workplace Head Nod PoliticsIs there a formal nod and an informal nod? Rich breaks down the unspoken hallway etiquette of corporate life—and now you’ll never walk past a coworker the same way again.Workplace Anxiety Nobody Trains You ForOne tangled headset. One innocent coworker. One man on the brink of an HR incident because someone refuses to untangle their cords.Filming a Muay Thai Fight (Mistakes Were Made)Rich tries to be a supportive uncle by filming his nephew’s first Muay Thai exhibition… until punches, kicks, and blood make him quietly root for the other guy and consider deleting the footage forever.Editing Your Spouse’s Texts (For Personal Gain)Pro tip: If you’re asked to proofread a text, casually insert a glowing paragraph about yourself. Payment accepted in reputation points. Why Our Aunts and Uncles Seemed Ancient at 50Back in the day: sitting, smoking, and handing kids $5.  Today: grandparents doing cannonballs and coaching soccer.  What changed—and why we’re all trying to age very differently.Don’t Procrastinate the Important StuffA powerful reminder about digitizing old tapes, preserving family memories, and why some things shouldn’t be put off “until later.”Dad Calls Are Always an EmergencyTwo missed calls from your dad could mean anything—from a medical crisis to breaking news about Uncle Giuseppe’s opening in Sayville.The Moment You Know You’re an AdultForget jet skis. Forget dirt bikes.Winning a full set of kitchen appliances on a game show now feels like hitting the lottery—and honestly? That dishwasher alone is worth it.Why You’ll Love This EpisodeIf you’re a dad, parent, uncle, or just someone navigating adulthood with mild anxiety and a sense of humor, this episode hits home. It’s observational comedy, parenting stories, nostalgia, and real-life reflection—all wrapped in one extremely comfortable Cool Dad Shirt.#CoolDadShirtPodcast, #funnydadpodcast, #parentinghumorpodcast, #dadlifepodcast, #workplacehumor, #familystoriespodcast, #observationalcomedypodcast, #socks, #headnods, #appliances, #GenX

Send us Fan MailEmoji Battles, Koozie Logic, and the $1 Million NapIt's pure suburban chaos, seasoned with Pop-Tarts, guilt-fueled quesadillas, and one man’s war with his paper towel dispenser. This week, we're diving into the deep, dark world of emoji management, where a single borderline inappropriate icon can haunt your "recently used" panel for 60 days! Hear about the tactical use of other emojis to push out the offending one and a hilarious family text mishap involving a puff of smoke instead of a sad face.Plus, get ready for some serious dad dilemmas:Road Rage with Siri: Does your car's navigation system pressure you into running a red light? You're not alone!The Cold Beverage Commitment: Find out why carrying a koozie (or is it a cozy?) in your pocket—even at a restaurant—is a total game-changer for one dedicated cold-drink enthusiast.Force of Habit: The physics of paper towel rolls... The simple terror of accidentally buying full-size paper towels after a decade of select-a-size-induced wrist action.The Great Underwear Announcement: A very confident declaration from one dad that was met with applause.The Sound Man Confessional: Hear the top three insulting/confusing things a sound man is asked, including being mistaken for the DJ or, worse, the waiter!Bee Redemption: From unintentional bee slayer to full-blown honey advocate. Finally, we talk about the mystery of an opening car trunk solved (it's not low bass frequencies, sadly) , the surprising shame of an oversized chicken quesadilla , and the real story behind the "spend the night in a negative 24.9 dB room for $1,000,000" challenge.Stick around for the Cool Dad Tip of the Week: how to fund your retirement with a 2% cash-back credit card —it's like forced savings and free money!Esquire raves: "The Cool Dad Shirt podcast is marginally entertaining, sometimes funny, and strangely appealing to hot moms". What more could you ask for?It’s chaos, dad logic, and comedy gold — all wrapped in a crispy cinnamon Pop-Tart. #dadpodcast #funny #nostalgia #CoolDadShirt #Bees #Pop-Tarts #Emojis #Siri #navigation #KoozieComedy Podcast, Dad Life Humor, Pop Culture Commentary, Funny Storytelling, Middle-Aged Dad Jokes, Nostalgia & Music, Everyday Life Comedy 

Send us Fan MailDive into another crispy edition of the Cool Dad Shirt Podcast, where nothing goes according to plan—just the way we like it! Expect spontaneous bucket tumbles, burnt breakfast disasters, and a deep existential rant about waiting for a stop sign to turn green (spoiler: it never does). If life’s got you feeling like burnt toast, you’re in the right place! Lightning, Bees, and “Be Safe”The dads swap wild stories—like surviving an electrical storm on a boat with hair literally standing on end and a suspenseful bee attack so severe, it required Raid and leather gloves (and nearly set the neighborhood ablaze). Safety tips? Not welcome here—we prefer our podcast risky and our arguments spicy!Oral Suppositories (Swallow At Your Own Risk)Don’t miss one of the greatest medical mix-ups in podcast history: a guest swallows a suppository and consults poison control, only to learn he’ll live to laugh about it (and so will everyone else). This headline is your warning: read before ingesting!Listener Movie Showdowns & Alien Hot TakesMike Wiseman returns to roast a past movie review and debate the genius of “Dirty Work.” The hosts plot a future episode with an alien guest (IT support from space?). From aliens to controversial catchphrases like “reach out,” they cover every weird internet rabbit hole—so the SEO gods will be pleased!Pickle Season: A Work in ProgressPickle talk turns sour as legendary family recipes get tested and tossed—turns out, not every batch is share-worthy. The journey to pickle perfection is just another ongoing dad project!Tune in and subscribe for new episodes where grievances are aired, listeners are roasted, and every tangent is a potential headline! Like, review, or just keep listening for more dad wisdom and wit!#BurntToast, #OralSuppositoryFails, #DadPodcast, #ElectricalStormBoat, #BeeAttack, #DadAdvice, #BeSafeRant, #CoolDadShirt, #PickleRecipe, #MovieReview, #PodcastComedy, #AlienPodcastGuests, #GenXNostalgia

Send us Fan MailWelcome to Episode 40 of The Cool Dad Shirt Podcast – where award-winning content meets unexpected tangents! This week, get ready for a wild ride as we tackle everything from questionable spray tans to bizarre rental car upgrades.Episode Highlights:Oompa Loompa or Orange You Glad You Didn't Self-Tan? We kick things off with a hilarious (and alarmingly orange) tale of self-tanning mishaps. Learn why hands and feet might be "naturally more absorptive" and if day three brings back normalcy. #SelfTanFail #OrangeSkin #BeautyBlundersThe "Party Mobile" Rental Car Upgrade: You won't believe what our host found in his "upgraded" Audi A6 rental car – let's just say it smelled like a party and came with some "additional surprises"! Find out how a $50 discount made up for the unexpected "cleaning fee". #RentalCarHorrorStory #CarUpgrade #UnexpectedSurprisesThe Bionic Beaver - A College Concoction: Ever heard of a "Bionic Beaver"? Dive into the nostalgic (and terrible-tasting) college drink from Plattsburgh's Fillions bar. We even reveal the mysterious (and unappetizing) ingredients! #CollegeDrinks #Plattsburgh #BadCocktailsColonoscopy Calamity: A Plumbing Problem & a Lucky Break! Hear a truly horrifying (and thankfully, lucky) story about a colonoscopy prep weekend plagued by plumbing issues and a confusing appointment mix-up. It's a tale that will make you appreciate modern medicine (and functioning toilets)! #ColonoscopyPrep #PlumbingProblems #MedicalMisadventuresiPhone Texting Pet Peeves & the Oxford Comma Debate: Our ongoing iPhone rant continues with a deep dive into the frustrations of speech-to-text and the controversial "6 o'clock" transcription. Are you in the Oxford comma camp? Let us know! #iPhoneProblems #SpeechToText #OxfordCommaBank Branch Bafflement: Where Did the Tellers Go? Experience the bewildering new bank layout with kiosks and an apparent aversion to immediate customer service. Is it a "power move" or just bad customer service? #BankingExperience #CustomerServiceFail #ModernProblemsCocktails & Pulmonologists: The Telehealth Triumph! Discover the winning strategy for doctor appointments: telehealth with a side of "cocktail mode". #Telehealth #DoctorAppointments #FrankSinatraVibesGoogle Maps Street View: Caught in 360! What happens when you encounter the Google Street View car not once, but three times in one walk? Learn about potential "legacy fame" and the software that blurs your face. #GoogleMaps #StreetView #AccidentalFameFashion Faux Pas: Black & Brown Don't Mix! A candid discussion about fashion anxieties, specifically the uncomfortable sight of black outfits paired with brown shoes. Is it truly "frowned upon in the fashion industry"? #FashionPolice #StyleTips #WardrobeWoesThe Analog Renaissance: Are We Over Digital? Explore the intriguing theory of an "analog renaissance" where people crave live music, human contact, and a rejection of digital isolation. #AnalogRenaissance #DigitalDetox #LiveMusicMarshmallow Fluff Meltdown: A Sticky Situation! Get ready for some relationship advice as our host grapples with telling his wife that her thoughtful purchase of "impostor brand" fluff just isn't the beloved Marshmallow Fluff brand! #MarriageAdvice #MarshmallowFluff #FirstWorldProblemsTree Removal Triumph: Avoiding the $8000 Shock! A surprising tale of tree removal costs that started with an "8" and ended with a delightful $950 total! Plus, hear about the monster crew that gets the job done in record time. #TreeRemoval #HomeMaintenance #UnexpectedSavingsDon't miss this episode packed with laughs, relatable mishaps, and questionable life choices! Tune in now! #CoolDadShirtPodcast #PodcastLife

Send us Fan MailBuckle up—literally. In this episode of The Cool Dad Shirt Podcast, Rich and Mike hit 126 mph in a Porsche, dodge a hornet in a vacuum cleaner, and debate whether game shows economics are stuck in 1987 prize budgets. From grocery cart vigilantes to the imperial system’s grocery aisle betrayal, this episode is a hilarious ride through dad life, nostalgia, and everyday absurdities.Also on deck:Can soup pass as a urine sample? (Asking for a friend.)Is Norah Jones the most universally loved artist ever?Why your grill might be secretly covering Replacements songs.The great cowboy boot regret of middle school.And the eternal question: When should someone’s phone be taken away?If you've ever worn a Wilson's leather jacket or whistled to Bobby McFerrin in aisle 5, this one’s for you.Subscribe, rate, and review—because cool dads deserve cool podcasts.#CoolDadShirt #DadLife #NorahJonesIsQueen #SoupIsNotPee #CartNarcs #WilsonLeatherVibes #PodcastForParents #SummertimeShenanigans #Gatorade #GameShows #GroceryStoreShenanigans #NorahJones #RaceCars #Hornetsdad podcast, funny parenting podcast, Norah Jones, grocery store stories, game show prizes, Porsche Cayman GT4, hornet vacuum story, imperial vs metric, iced coffee hacks, Cool Dad Shirt, Blake Shelton

Send us Fan MailWelcome to The Cool Dad Shirt Podcast, where suburban dad life, music nostalgia, and questionable logic collide.Rich and Mike are in top form, spinning yarns about everything from hypnotic DJ dads to lawnmowers that refuse to die (“It’s like they’re running on spite and old gas."). Even stumbled upon a cable music channel featuring a middle-aged man in a black shirt, headphones, and sunglasses, pretending to DJ while sipping wine? Rich has, and he can’t get enough of “DJ Papa Wanti”—the Yule Log of yacht rock. Is he really mixing tracks, or is this just the Truman Show for background music lovers? We may never know, but we’re here for it.Meanwhile, Rich’s lawnmower is a legend. Despite years of neglect and prayers for its demise, it starts up like a champ—on old gas, no less. Clearly, the ‘90s were the golden age of lawn equipment.But the real drama unfolds in the kitchen. Mike’s pet peeve? Light wash items (like baking sheets) ending up under heavy wash items (like plates covered in tomato sauce and salad bowls with ranch dressing). Suddenly, a simple wipe-down turns into a full-blown cleaning ordeal. And don’t get us started on grocery lists that send you zigzagging through the store like a contestant on Supermarket Sweep.Other highlights:Old-timey sayings: “Get them on the horn!” and “Bob’s your uncle”—because why say it simply when you can say it like your grandpa?Kevin O’Leary out of context: Seeing him jam on guitar in dad jeans is as jarring as running into your math teacher at the grocery store.New washer and dryer excitement: Mike’s latest appliance delivery is so thrilling, he wouldn’t even notice if the TV got stolen.Tune in for laughs, life hacks, and a healthy dose of dad energy. Whether you’re into yacht rock, lawn care, or the eternal struggle of the kitchen sink, this episode has something for every cool dad (and mom!) out there.#CoolDadShirtPodcast, #funnypodcast, #dadhumor, #yachtrock, #DJPapaWanti, #lawnmowerstories, #petpeeves, #DavidSpade, #KevinOLeary, #TaylorSwift, #SharkTank, #oldsayings, #dadlife, #parentingpodcast, #laundryday

Send us Fan MailIn this episode of the Cool Dad Shirt Podcast, Rich and Mike bounce through a whirlwind of hilarious and thought-provoking topics—ranging from sugar-fueled nightmares and accidental identity theft to the mystery of Uranus’. They tackle fluff sandwich ingredients, Irish vs.Italian goodbyes, and whether a hole through the Earth would be a gentle fall or instant doom. Plus, they get nostalgic over FM radio hits, share tech upgrades, and explore the high-pressure politics of watching TikTok's your spouse sends. It’s unscripted, unexpected, and unapologetically entertaining. Topics Covered:Nightmare Fuel: How late-night desserts and HBO’s White Lotus collided into an identity-theft dream Mike can’t unsee.Uranus vs. "Yourness": A very serious (kind of) debate about the pronunciation of the seventh planet and space revisionist history.Gravity & Freefall Theories: Would you bounce at Earth’s core or die instantly? A surprisingly deep dive.Fluff Ingredients Exposed: A shocking four-ingredient list that starts with sugar and ends with sugar. Kind of.Irish vs. Italian Goodbyes: Quick exits vs. long family sendoffs—where do you fall?Rush's “Spirit of Radio”: Why FM radio hits different and how that song still rocks.New iPhones & Tech Anxiety: Rich and Mike compare new phone purchases and the panic of syncing in-store.Honking Regret: Do we need an “I’m sorry” horn? Yes. Yes, we do.Couples & TikToks: Navigating the treacherous world of when to watch your partner’s social videos.Knife Sharpening Confessions: Steel vs. stone—are you doing it right? Episode Extras:Mike’s theory that Neil deGrasse Tyson might be responsible for changing "Uranus"A lovable PSA on the delightful (and tasty) varieties of sugar inside fluff jarsAn actual call for a physicist guest to help settle the gravity debate#CoolDadShirt #DadPodcast #DadLife #WhiteLotus #FLUFF #Fluffuccino #Uranus #Gravity #IrishGoodbyes #CouplesTikTokWhere to Find Us:Subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you tune inFollow us on Instagram: [@cool_dad_shirt] Send us your favorite Irish or Italian goodbye stories!

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, the dads are back with another candid, laugh-out-loud session—venting about Outlook’s grammar policing of their “haha’s”, overpriced airport peanuts, and the mysterious behavior of zippers in aging jeans. Along the way, they thread in observations about digital communication tone, AI grammar failings, and the unexpected evolution of sardines into charcuterie board superstars. You'll hear real-life takes from the trenches of office humor, work travel, and dad-life details. It's all part of staying relatable, real, and slightly ridiculous in the digital age.Highlights & Topics Covered:Outlook Can’t Handle Laughter: Why does Microsoft insist on correcting “haha”? A mini-rant on AI grammar tools gone rogue.The $12 Peanut Crisis: Inflation hits hard at the airport snack aisle—one dad's bewildering encounter with a massive (and pricey) bag of peanuts.Photoshopping the Team to Mars: Taking control of the company team photo—with a side trip to the Red Planet.Profanity-Free Zones: A refreshing observation from the Idaho office—what happens when no one curses at work anymore?Amnesia, Quicksand & 70s TV Fears: A nostalgic dive into childhood anxieties that may or may not still linger.The Zipper Scare: A recurring fly-down mystery turns out to be a case of faulty denim—not early-onset forgetfulness.Shopping Cart Psychology: Why there are never enough small carts—and how that might be very intentional.Pickle Emergencies: A mid-day call from Dad... about pickles. Crisis averted.The Sardine Renaissance: From pantry staple to upscale party feature—why canned fish is suddenly hip.Astronaut Recovery Protocols: After space, what next? A quick look at what happens once the crew lands back on Earth.Dad Quote of the Week: "I wasn’t gonna get 2 crumb cakes and a dozen frosted donuts, but now that I’ve got a cart the size of a Toyota…" #CoolDadShirt #DadPodcast #DadLife #Peanuts #Amnesia #Quicksand #ShoppingCarts #AstronautRecovery Where to Find Us:Subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you tune inFollow us on Instagram: [@cool_dad_shirt] 

Send us Fan MailIn this episode of The Cool Dad Shirt Podcast, Rich and Mike are back with another hilarious deep dive into music legends, vending machine drama, weird food requests, and accidental conspiracy theories.Highlights & Topics Covered:Steve Lukather: Rich kicks things off with a Steve Lukather appreciation moment, spotlighting his epic guitar work on songs by The Tubes and Toto—and his surprising disdain for “Africa.”Freedom Jam: Mike brings us a wild Freedom Jam update, where a former bandmate is now… the 23rd richest comedian? Yep, Terry Fator went from high school assemblies to $160 million.Fender jazz basses: The guys riff on viral fame, like watching Blue DeTiger go from slap bass Instagram posts to signature Fender jazz basses.Spielberg: The guys revisit Close Encounters of the Third Kind and confirm: yes, Spielberg still holds up—even if the UFOs don’t involve car chases.Otis Spunkmeyer: Meanwhile, vending machine culture reaches new heights (or depths) with a 530-calorie Otis Spunkmeyer cookie and Rich’s fruitless quest for seltzer.Pickled pig’s feet: Then it’s on to shipping pickled pig’s feet across the country, secret parental snack stashes from the ‘70s, and whether microwaving coffee is morally acceptable.Missed Jokes: Ever regret not being funny enough on your podcast? Rich and Mike float the idea of revisiting missed joke opportunities in a bonus "what we should have said" segment.Open to Work: Finally, a LinkedIn rant: why do people post “Open to Work” banners on a platform made for networking?All this and more, delivered with a heaping spoonful of nostalgia, caffeine, and borderline absurdity. #CoolDadShirt #DadPodcast #DadLife #SteveLukather #FreedomJam #TerryFator #Fenderjazz #Spielberg #OtisSpunkmeyer #PickledPigsFeetWhere to Find Us:Subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you tune inFollow us on Instagram: [@cool_dad_shirt] 

Send us Fan MailSeason 3 kicks off with more dad wisdom than you can handle!Episode HighlightsIn this triumphant return for Season 3 (aka "The Monochromatic Years"), our favorite dad duo tackles the burning questions that keep middle-aged men up at night: Are slippers outdoor shoes now? Why have hot air balloons disappeared? And what exactly happened to Nestle Quik's iconic metal lid?Cold Plunge ChroniclesOne host braves the frigid waters of self-improvement with a DIY cold plunge experiment. The verdict? "You feel like a million bucks" after surviving the initial shock. Just make sure someone's hovering over the 911 button while your body temperature plummets!Plumbing AdventuresFrom Shark Bite fittings ("slide into place" is literally the entire instruction manual) to water valves that refuse to shut off, our hosts confirm what we've all suspected: home ownership is just watching water destroy things in slow motion.Slipper OutrageThe cultural phenomenon of wearing slippers in public gets a thorough dad-analysis. Once you've worn them to the gas station, they're officially contaminated outdoor shoes. Where has society's standards gone? Remember when men wore wool pants and wing tips to load 50lb bags of rice?The Nestle Quik Nostalgia HourRemember that heavy-duty cardboard container with the metal lid? Our hosts reminisce about the physics experiment that was launching the lid with a strategically placed spoon—plus the dangerous quest for that last bit of chocolate powder using the sharpest knife in the drawer.YouTube WormholesFrom drumming challenges to film analysis, discover what keeps our hosts glued to their screens when they should be fixing that leaky faucet instead.Quotable Dad Moments"Once you wear the slippers outside, they're no longer a slipper. It's an outdoor shoe.""As you know, by design, the longer you leave a TV on, the louder the volume gets.""The remaining little bit of Nestle Quik in that old-fashioned container is the same exact thing as dropping your guitar pick in your acoustic guitar."Music CornerOzzy Osbourne's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction gets the dad seal of approvalCreed had their highest-grossing year in 2024 (who saw that coming?)The definitive list of greatest male rock vocalists (Steve Perry tops the chart!)Dad Problems of the WeekGetting your wife tea while managing internet connectivity issuesThe PTSD from being the "orange slice parent" at soccer gamesThe five minutes of peace before your car's "change oil" light ruins everythingNew episodes every week! Don't forget to share with the other cool dads (or dad-adjacent humans) in your life.#CoolDadShirt #DadPodcast #Season3 #ColdPlunge #NesquikMemories #DIYPlumbing #DadLife #HomeRepair #90sNostalgia #NewDarren #Ozzy #Slippers #NestleQuik #Tarantino #FruitLoops #SharkBites #HotAirBalloons #Sasquash #FuzzyNavel Where to Find Us:Subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you tune inFollow us on Instagram: [@cool_dad_shirt] 

Send us Fan MailWe talk about why dads want to lock the fridge and manually override the thermostat.  Do old movies stand the test of time?  2024 was a great year for shed management.   Like us, you probably have a picture of a daughter in an oversized sombrero. How close to death will you get while waiting for your latte?  Oh yeah, and what's with the drones?#Dads #Sheds #Spielberg #Sombrero #DontTouchTheThermostat #CloseTheFridge #Drones #LatteRisk #UAP #UFO 

Send us Fan MailWe discuss why John Daly is amazing, and how Uber drivers know "all the good stuff."  Are eBikes cool, or are kids lazy?  Do you get the sense your aging parents are testing your love for them?  Do your kids completely torpedo your nightly wind-down with startling statements just before bedtime?  Has MSG been debunked?  Lots of questions in this episode... but we're certain that cursive is dead.#JohnDaly #ArnoldPalmer #eBikes #CursiveWriting #HardRockHotel #MSGSupport the show!Instagram: @cool_dad_shirtBuzzsprout: Cool Dad Shirt

Send us Fan MailWe discuss Embarrassing Kid Moments, the Fantastic Conspiracy Theories on Coast-To-Coast, News Anchor Crushes, Magic, and more....#Train #PatMonahan #NationalDaughterDay #CoastToCoast #Aliens #Bigfoot #NewsAnchorCrush #DigitalBusinessCards #WhatAreAllTheseiPhonesDoingInTheGarbage #QuinoaAndGreenTea #CardMagicByJason #JasonLadanye #Magic #ChrisJansingSupport the show!Instagram: @cool_dad_shirtBuzzsprout: Cool Dad Shirt

Send us Fan MailWe tackle the important issues of our time like:  Speech-to-text conspiracies, the debunking of MSG, Junk Drawers, Realtors have had enough, the brilliance of Michael McDonald, Can bread be healthy?  ...oh, and Rich still hates tea. #MichaelMcDonald #DavesKillerBread #NationalAssociationOfRealtors #JunkDrawer #MSG #FreedomJam #TruckerHat #PoppyTheCat #Top5List #NoKittensWereHarmedInThisEpisode

Send us Fan MailIn this episode Wylie joins us to help look back on some of our funniest moments as roommates. There's Bats, Stoves, Cereal, Collect Calls and more!! #flyingstoves, #bats, #maplesyrup, #aol, #cinnamontoastcrunch, #battenkillmotors, #foreignautosales, #stlawrencemeadows, #companiesthatstartwithgeneral #bettythecat, #collectcalls, #bereft, #hitsandmisses

Send us Fan MailWe discuss the parental dilemma of replacing pets, Entenmann's cake, awesome lyrics, and hanging out with Darth Vader.#AMCEagle #DarthVader #Entenmann's #Cake #PointyShoes #Stewarts

Send us Fan MailWe delve into Rich's psyche, celebrate teenage garage bands, how to market this podcast with raspberries, and of course, what to do if you're attacked by a grizzly. #RickBeato  #Tool  #Hootie  #YellowstoneNationalPark #Zombies #Tacos

Send us Fan MailWe ramble on about unrelated topics like: Car repair, aging parents, sneaking into a concert, and rescuing young ladies from insects.#LisaLoeb #BrokenTransmission #JonBonJovi #Wylie #SPAC #NotLanceArmstrong #TeslaSupport the show!Instagram: @cool_dad_shirtBuzzsprout: Cool Dad Shirt

Send us Fan MailWe dive into the world of probability, AI, NYC coffee, electric lawn tools and offer pro golf tips. All this and more...#getoffmylawn, #carolbrady, #curmudgeon, #oatmilkSupport the show!Instagram: @cool_dad_shirtBuzzsprout: Cool Dad Shirt

Send us Fan MailIn this episode we talk Space, Earthquakes, Golf, Tattoos and the influential design of the Brady Bunch staircase. All that and more..!! Support the show!Instagram: @cool_dad_shirtBuzzsprout: Cool Dad Shirt

Send us Fan MailWe talk vacuum cleaners, selfies, vintage credit card machines and about bringing back the 3/4 sleeve shirt.Support the show!Instagram: @cool_dad_shirtBuzzsprout: Cool Dad Shirt

Send us Fan MailWe talk Dreams, Deftones and Creed, taste test the olive oil Oleato, Sports News and more..!!Mentioned in the show: Jay Wells L'Ecuyerhttps://www.instagram.com/jaywellslec/Rocktogahttps://rocktoga-ny.com/Support the show!Instagram: @cool_dad_shirtBuzzsprout: Cool Dad Shirt

Send us Fan MailWe follow up on hot homemade bagel making, discuss pop superstar Taylor Smith? Uncover some ancient 80s vinyl (is 80s vinyl actually considered ancient?) and talk like Walken.  All this and more..!!Support the show!Instagram: @cool_dad_shirtBuzzsprout: Cool Dad Shirt

Send us Fan MailIn this episode we talk about the latest trend in homemade bagels, the steady decline in sledding and Rich's brush with American pathologist and euthanasia proponent Jack Kevorkian.  All this and more..!!Support the show!Instagram: @cool_dad_shirtBuzzsprout: Cool Dad Shirt

Send us Fan MailWelcome to Season 2!In this episode with talk all-star dad do-it-yourself backyard sports fields and the unboxing of Rich's new Zoom P4 Podcaster recorder.Food Tip:  To check Turkey for doneness, insert a meat thermometer into the thickest part of the thigh; the internal temperature must be 180 degrees F (80 degrees C).Support the show!Instagram: @cool_dad_shirtBuzzsprout: Cool Dad Shirt

Send us Fan Mail2023 Year End Wrap Up. Looking forward to Season 2.FYI: Orange Julius was founded in 1926 by Julius Freed and has 962 location as of 2023. Thanks for listening!!Support the show!Instagram: @cool_dad_shirtBuzzsprout: Cool Dad Shirt

Send us Fan MailIn this episode we talk cereal, urban legends and how our kids like to video us dads when we’re not paying attention. We hear from Cara with some perfect Winter Sweater suggestions and Dan from FOOLS dials in to offer a couple tasty holiday cocktails.   All this and MORE!Cara's Sweater Recommendations:Smartwool -  Classic Thermal Merino Base Layer CrewBanana Republic - Alta Cashmere Crew NeckPaka - The HoodieCocktail recipes:Dan’s Hot Toddy¾ cup boiling water1 ½ - 2 ounces Irish whiskey1 tablespoon honey1 tablespoon lemon fresh juice1 lemon slice1 cinnamon stick or dash of ground 4-5 whole cloves or dash of ground1 star anisePreparation Pour water into mug; add honey, lemon juice, and whiskey. Stir until honey dissolves. Add lemon slice and spices. Enjoy!NYT Bourbon Milk Punch1¼ ounces bourbon½ ounce dark rum2 ounces whole milk⅛ ounce vanilla extract½ ounce simple syrup1 Dash of grated nutmegPreparationIn a mixing glass three-quarters filled with ice, pour the bourbon, rum, milk or cream, vanilla and simple syrup. Shake vigorously until chilled, about 30 seconds. Strain into a rocks glass. Dust with nutmeg.Support the show!Instagram: @cool_dad_shirtBuzzsprout: Cool Dad Shirt

Send us Fan MailIn this episode we discuss favorite candy bars, 70s carnival giveaways, and the health benefits of chasing a house fly.  All this and MORE! #Reeses, #WHATCHAMACALLIT, #ParkPlasticsCompany, #LunarRocket, #wetblanket, #10%MoreBits, #ChristopherWalkenSupport the show!Instagram: @cool_dad_shirtBuzzsprout: Cool Dad Shirt

Send us Fan MailIn this episode we talk about whiskey, and whiskey...Dan and Andy from the Fraternal Order Of Libation Samplers (FOOLS) crafted a Scotch tasting for the show as an informative entry into the expansive world of whisky.Samples:1. Dewar's 12 Year Blended Scotch Whiskey2. Old Pulteney 12 Year Single Malt Scotch Whiskey3. Benromach 10 Year Single Malt Scotch Whiskey4. Laphroaig Select Single Malt Scotch Whiskey5. Glemorangie Lasanta Single Malt Scotch Whiskey (Sherry Cask)6. Port Charlotte 10 Year Single Malt Scotch Whiskey7. Cadenhead Small Batch Glenrothes-Glenlivet 20 Year Single Malt Scotch WhiskeyNot sampled on the show:8. World Infinity Bottle House Blended World WhiskeyFraternal Order Of Libation Samplers (FOOLS) can be found on Facebook#whiskey, #bourbon, #scotch, #singlemalt, #cooldadshirt, #libationSupport the show!Instagram: @cool_dad_shirtBuzzsprout: Cool Dad Shirt

Send us Fan MailWe discuss daughters pitching backyard parties and borrowing our hoodies; we talk unnaturally-aged guitars, and reflect on the puzzling popularity of the TV Guide.  All this and more..!!This weeks show is sponsored by Wick ApothecaryHandmade soy wax candles for cozy momentshttps://www.etsy.com/shop/WickApothecary#TVGUIDE, #WheresMyHoodie, #Tactical, #45OfMyClosestFriends, #AddSocksToTheList, #Nitro-Cellulose, #WickApothecary, #EmbraceTheWarmAndCozySupport the show!Instagram: @cool_dad_shirtBuzzsprout: Cool Dad Shirt

Send us Fan MailIn this episode you will find out what birthdays and mosquitoes have in common, hear our home heating horror stories featuring 1980's kerosene heaters, and learn that people used to actually carry their car stereos around with them.    All this and more.....!#Colin Hay, #U2, #Benzie Box, #mosquitoes, #keroseneheaters, #chickenbaconranchArtist mentioned in the show:  https://www.cassandrakubinski.com/ Support the show!Instagram: @cool_dad_shirtBuzzsprout: Cool Dad Shirt

Send us Fan MailFind out what famous celebrities we would invite to dinner, how we solve bee problems around the house, and pick up a quick fall transitional piece fashion tip from our fashion advisor Cara. All that and more in this episode of the Cool Dad Shirt Podcast!Some US History:Mary Ann Todd Lincoln was the wife of the 16th President of the United States, Abraham Lincoln. She served as First Lady from 1861 until his assassination in 1865 at Ford's Theatre.Fall Fashion Transitional Pieces discussed in this episode:Patagonia Men's Down Sweater Hoody14.8 oz, Windproof, lightweight, 800-fill-power 100% responsible down Mountain Hardware Men's Ghost Whisperer 2 Hoody8.8 oz, Ultralight, 800-fill RDS certified down insulation Arcteryx Men's Cerium Hoody 11.9 oz, Light and durable, 850-fill down, with Coreloft in areas prone to moistureSupport the show!    Instagram: @cool_dad_shirt    Buzzsprout: Cool Dad ShirtPlease listen, rate, review and follow..!!!

Send us Fan MailFashion designer, and long-time friend, Cara joins the podcast to help us Cool Dads with how to look stylish, while keeping it simple.  She gives advice and brand recommendations that will keep us looking our best - even when we have no idea what we're doing.Sportswear discussed in this episode:GoodlifeSouthern TideFaherty BrandBonobosBuck Mason - sweaters, leathers, jacketsEverlane - easy separatesCuts - for sweatshirtsBanana Republic - 5-pocket casual pantsJCrew - denimTed BakerTommy BahamaActivewear Brands discussed in this episode:PatagoniaPublic RecVuoriPAKAArc'teryxAlo YogaKUHLSupport the show!Instagram: @cool_dad_shirtBuzzsprout: Cool Dad Shirt

Send us Fan MailIn this episode we discuss  band names, Post-It Notes, the awesomeness of Christopher Walken, and things you should never say to your wife. 

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, we talk about some of the Greatest Rock Front People, Cologne and Pizza. Show note: The guitar flange Rich is talking about is in the song Within Your Reach by the Replacements.

Send us Fan MailIn this episode we discuss how awesome the mixtape was, party favors that were crowd pleasers, and how the G.I. Generation siphoned gas like it was lemonade.

Send us Fan MailIn this episode we discuss the Joe Biden Mask Theory, Military Helicopters, TV Show Themes, and the time Mike's uncle set himself on fire.  It's a real gas!

Send us Fan MailWe grabbed a guy whose Guidance Counselor actually told him to go into comedy.  Jay Wells L'Ecuyer describes his journey into performing, life through COVID, and how it's all coming together as a Cool Dad.  Writer at The Hard Times & Crackedhttps://vimeo.com/jaywellshttps://www.instagram.com/jaywellslec/https://www.jayandeytan.com/

Send us Fan MailAn eclectic collection of gems from before the official podcast launch. - Christmas, Family, Travel and Album Art

Send us Fan MailOur guest Matt, an extreme coffee hobbyist, will help you channel your inner barista.Rich’s brother Matt joins the show from Philadelphia to talk about his journey into crafting exceptional coffee, and how you can become obsessed with it too.References in the podcast:https://www.home-barista.com/forums/James Hoffmann's book: How to make the best coffee at homehttps://a.co/d/1jxU9YPJames Hoffmann you tube channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMb0O2CdPBNi-QqPk5T3gsQ

Send us Fan MailWe talk about a cool backyard Ice Rink in our first Cool Dad interview...!

Send us Fan MailWe talk about the fun of Evel Knievel back in the day, sending daughters back to college, how we got our name, and 40-year old music.

Send us Fan MailThe first Cool Dad Shirt episode with Mike and Rich.We talk about the evolution of the Periodic Table, how the song Thunderstruck relates to Mount Everest, and a special tribute to guitar legend Jeff Beck.