Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)

We have a Mystery Ship regarding the Green Children of Woolpit, a Truckdate involving a real-life truck with a chimney, and some good old fashioned dung talk.www.coolparents.co

This is our 400th episode, so we decided to jam as many segments in as possible!Thanks for listening to our goofs for all these years, we are truly BLEST.www.coolparents.co

Do you know about Box Theory? Take a listen, it'll change your life.We got a bunch of topics on the table here: Mystery Ship: Lemuria/Mt. Shasta, Yearbook Photos, warlocks, and much more!www.coolparents.co

We're talking about "4x4" by the metalcore band Gideon in a new Tough Guy Poetry. We're also talking about Missed Connections and pitching a Tony Hawk's Pro Skater movie.Thanks for listening!www.coolparents.co

Would you eat the mummy's sourdough? Hope not... We have a Mummy Update, a Truckdate, Googie Reviewbies, and that untitled segment about movie synopses based only on their titles. Thanks for listening!www.coolparents.co

This one's got it all! Pervert Proverbs, Bigfoot Update, and Charlatan of the Week, oh myyyyy!www.coolparents.co

The main event in this episode is The Fuck He Said??? featuring Ceremony's new song "Other Hells," and it's a doozy. We also have a whole lotta HORSE to discuss and a dash of Bigfoot. Thanks for listening!www.coolparents.co

Tindergarten Cops is back and now it has a theme song! Also: Ancient Roman Bone Penis.www.coolparents.co

Our pipes are all pink on the inside...This episode contains Googie Revoobies, Missed Connections, and Clickbait Headlines, so strap in!www.coolparents.co

Ked Woodley, a couple Garys, a British dinosaur, and a mess of other crap for your listening pleasure!www.coolparents.co

This one's gonna grab ya and shake ya, cuz we've got a brand new segment called Minute Movie Madness along with a Robert Zombie edition of The Fuck They Said??? and the epic conclusion of Homeworld.www.coolparents.co

Curtis wrote some great science fiction stories in middle school. Justy Boy reads them with gusto.Pervert Proverbs makes an appearance and so does a decapitated Bigfoot.Thanks for listening!www.coolparents.co

It's Academy Awards season, so we're giving you a rundown of all the plots of the Best Picture nominees, based solely on the titles. Also, some Googie Reviewbies and a Truckdate. This episode is not sponsored by 1-800-ASK-GARY.www.coolparents.co

We're back and so is I Love This Business! Curtis also has a lot to say about his trip to Florida while Jesse "The Body" Ventura has a lot to say about the "draft-dodging coward" in the white house. Thanks for listening!www.coolparents.co

Justy Boy is sick, so here is the latest episode of Good Graphics, please check it out! :)www.coolparents.co

Our first Christmas special! Give it a listen, or sign up for our Patreon to watch the video version (if you haven't already).Gary Crissmiss!www.coolparents.co

Googie Reviewbies is the main event today. Justy Boy also brought some Missed Connections. Please enjoy!www.coolparents.co

Yes, you read that right. You know what that means? Buttermans are back!Also, Curtis brought a book he wrote in 1996 when he was 7 called "The Ship." You're gonna love it.www.coolparents.co

Confused by the title? You should be. Listen to a brand new batch of incredible Pervert Proverbs to understand.www.coolparents.co

Happy Ghostober! We gotta talk about some Frankensteins. Also, Justy Boy brings us Chop Quiz and we try to decipher Davey Havok's AFI vocals. Thanks for listening!www.coolparents.co

This commentary track for the Disney classic "Hocus Pocus" was recorded exclusively for our Patreon back in the year of our lord 2021. It's time to release it to the masses just in time for Heckoween 2025!Much, much more available exclusively on our Patreon here:www.patreon.com/coolparentswww.coolparents.co

Ghostober is in full swing, so we have some spooOooOOOoky Googie Revoobies for you! We also embark on a Mystery Ship straight outta Tombstone.www.coolparents.co

Today, we are joined by BWETT!We're talking about myths and legends from childhood media as well as some very horny and weird games on Steam.www.coolparents.co

AKA Exquisite Piss.In this episode, we watch an episode of Nickelodeon's famous Canadian freak-fest, Are You Afraid of the Dark. But first, we must discuss dolphins...www.coolparents.co

Two new segments? Oh my... We're introducing Roswords, in which Justy Boy helps define the weird non-words of a 15-month-old, and Shitty Mobile Game Ads. We also have new CKY mashup and a Beef Bone Mania Update!Thanks for listening!www.coolparents.co

Justy Boy has a new pome that is absolutely epic. Could he be the next Homer? Maybeeeeee...We also talk Rob Zombie, cow, LiveJournal, that guy who was jacking off at a KoЯn concert, and probably other things I don't remember.www.coolparents.co

Chris Milkman is back and he brought farts! In addition to that fart-based content, we also have another installment of Brain War: Ear War. Please enjoy!www.coolparents.co

What we have here are some high school Yearbook Bios from N. Quincy, MA in 2004. Also, a very special installment of Backmasking!www.coolparents.co

Here's one that goes waaaaay back to 2018. The 11th episode! And don't you worry, slimes, we'll be back with a brand new banger next week!www.coolparents.co

Today we're talking about football! Well, just the funny names of the players. But we also have some Masshole townie smut to discuss, a Wormdate, and some bootleg DVD summaries, among other things. Thanks for listening!www.coolparents.co

Listen, this episode is a little messy. We're sorry, it was a weird day. It's still worth listening to, of course, but next week we'll do better. Promise.This episode includes Brain War: Ear War, The Fuck He Said??, and a Spelling Bee.Thanks for listening!www.coolparents.co

Check out what our good friends at the Cryptic Cocktail Party podcast are up to! More info HERE.Original episode description:"Welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party! This week, we dive into some relatively recent Scottish folklore and talk about the absolutely nightmarish entity known as the Gurning Man of Glasgow. Is he just a man? A ghost? Or something interdimensional? We have no idea. But we try to figure out!"

We need to talk about Nick Adams some more. Unfortunately. We have some other assorted goofs runnin' wild, culminating in a truly exquisite Pervert Proverbs!www.coolparents.co

Here's a rerun from all the way back in 2018 in which Curtis interviews a couple of townies who have witnessed the infamous cryptid called The Whisker Man! We're reposting it because it's great, but also because we want to (eventually) do a follow up. Enjoy!www.coolparents.co

We take a look at some YouTube comments from ASMR Reiki videos, what a treat! Also, stick around for some brand new Tindergarten Cops!www.coolparents.co

Somebody call Roger Eggbert, we got another bona fide hit on our hands!www.coolparents.co

Here comes a fresh Slime Capsule covering Pyramids, followed by Googie Reviewbies! Also, The Liver King is back in the headlines and Tim Allen is grunting again...www.coolparents.co

Don't miss this one, folks! We got a Truckdate, Bigfoot Update, an analysis of new Gen-Z lingo, and The Book of 2 Chainz. Type shit.www.coolparents.co

Ever wanted to be a "demon fluffer?" You're not alone. Listen all about it in a brand new installment of Groff The Chain! We also have some excellent Pervert Proverbs to get you goin' buckwiiiiild.www.coolparents.co

Googie Reviewbies and Can I Aks You A Quession, B? are ready to bust! Then we have a nice conversation with a ChatGPT robot that culminates in some Mad Libs.www.coolparents.co

"Jesus walked so the Ford F-150 could roll coal."-AnomonishThis episode contains multitudes. You'll hear about trucks and ghosts and Kid Rock... so on and so forth.www.coolparents.co

Guess what? We are back and so is Butter Man!www.coolparents.co

Slime Capsule: Cavemans is the main event for today. But first, check out some New Age Nonsense and a little gorilla violence!www.coolparents.co

Making a Muscle Boy is back and thiccer than ever! Also keep an ear out for Truckdate and Missed Connections. Thanks for listening!www.coolparents.co

What will Justy Boy do once he dawns the Pope hat? What was up with all those unused dwarfs? Are you manipulating time to make passive income in your 26 day work week? All the answers you seek, and many superb Pervert Proverbs, lie within...www.coolparents.co

Are you ready to join the "Go Brown" movement that's sweeping the nation? Then listen up! We're talking about shit-derived energy that can easily power your underground bunker when Baba Vanga's predictions come true.Also... Googie Reviewbies!www.coolparents.co

Justy Boy's sick as a damn dog, so check out these hand-picked prime goofs from episodes past and we'll see ya next week!www.coolparents.co

Yearbook quotes are back! We also have a pretty incredible Truckdate, complete with a prank call. Do not miss, k?www.coolparents.co

We got a mixed bag today, so just dive in and get wiiiild!www.coolparents.co

This is a Jesse Ventura heavy episode, so be prepared. Also, we've got a thick installment of You Wanna Ask Me a Question, B?www.coolparents.co