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Cornfed with Dalton Pruitt
by Dalton Pruitt
Dalton Pruitt used to be the greatest comedian of all time, but a horrific brain accident in 2021 left his mind shattered. After losing it all and spending many long months riding in boxcars, Dalton's faculties have returned and he's ready to bring his pals Kevin and Sal along with him on a journey to create content to pay off medical bills from several different hospitals, return to his former glory, and take the world of comedy by storm once again. Head over to patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt to gain access to all premium episodes and bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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I Live in an Infinite Boundless Void pt. 2
They're raising my rent. Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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I Live in an Infinite Boundless Void pt. 1
They're raising my rent. Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bamboofed 29: This Is Nutrition Advice pt. 2
You need to increase your salt intake. You should be eating mostly salt. Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bamboofed 29: This Is Nutrition Advice pt. 1
You need to increase your salt intake. You should be eating mostly salt. Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bamboofed 28: The Real Dangers of AI pt. 2
Yo, these are like crazy times we're living in. Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bamboofed 28: The Real Dangers of AI pt. 1
Yo, these are like crazy times we're living in. Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bamboofed 27: Walking in Branson pt. 2
That's how I got to Branson. Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bamboofed 27: Walking in Branson pt. 1
That’s how I got to Branson. Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bamboofed 26: The Strait of Hormuz Explained pt. 2
Who is Hormuz and how did he single-handedly create his straight that so much of global commerce relies on? Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bamboofed 26: The Strait of Hormuz Explained pt. 1
Who is Hormuz and how did he single-handedly create his straight that so much of global commerce relies on? Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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An Eye for an Eye pt. 2
That was crazy what Dan Crenshaw said. Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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An Eye for an Eye pt. 1
That was crazy what Dan Crenshaw said. Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bamboofed 25 pt. 2
She knows what she's doing. Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Sydney Sweeney Situation Is Out of Control and by Situation We Mean Her Breasts | Bamboofed 25 pt. 1
She knows what she's doing. Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Creamy Hot Wheat Cereal pt. 2 (feat. Andy Malafarina)
Every now and then I remember hot cereals like Farina, Cream of Wheat, and Malt-O-Meal exist and I think, “Huh, I ain’t had that in a while.” I get all excited and go to the store to buy box. I get home with my box of hot cereal and cook me up a pot making sure to add a little bit of sugar even...
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Creamy Hot Wheat Cereal pt. 1 (feat. Andy Malafarina)
Every now and then I remember hot cereals like Farina, Cream of Wheat, and Malt-O-Meal exist and I think, “Huh, I ain’t had that in a while.” I get all excited and go to the store to buy box. I get home with my box of hot cereal and cook me up a pot making sure to add a little bit of sugar even...
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Something Just Came Across My Desk pt. 2
Part 2 of the episode titled "Something Just Came Across My Desk". Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Something Just Came Across My Desk pt. 1
There have been some developments. I am doing my best to make something that people enjoy. Big things coming to the network. Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bamboofed 24: The Thotyssey (feat. Kevin)
The sirens were the first BPD girls. Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bamboofed 23: Please Stop Repeating Yourself pt. 1
Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius get yo ass inside! Part 2 is over on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Store: https://bpnmart.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Omicron
Some moments in the past feel both recent and far away. Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Store: https://bpnmart.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bamboofed 22: Back 2 Basics pt. 1 (feat. Kevin)
Strippin it down to its roots. Part 2 is over on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Store: https://bpnmart.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Sounding: A Celebration of Music and Performing Arts pt. 2
“Ah, music, a magic beyond all we do here!” -Albus Dumbledore Store: https://bpnmart.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Sounding: A Celebration of Music and Performing Arts pt. 1
“Ah, music, a magic beyond all we do here!” -Albus Dumbledore Store: https://bpnmart.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bamboofed 21: A Refutation of AI pt. 1
We have a complicated relationship with computer. Part 2 is over on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Store: https://bpnmart.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bamboofed 20: A Girl! pt. 1 (feat. Sarah Summerlin)
Trying to develop a theory of mind for women. Part 2 of this episode is over on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Store: https://bpnmart.com Sarah’s Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/sarah-summerlin-3000 Sarah’s PayPal: https://www.paypal.me/sarahalder2022 Hosted on Acast. See...
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Bamboofed 19: Chad to the Bone pt. 1
I'm actually scared of motorcycles. Part 2 is over on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Store: https://bpnmart.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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I Owe So Much Money to the IRS pt. 2
What are ya gonna do? Death and taxes. Store: https://bpnmart.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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I Owe So Much Money to the IRS pt. 1
What are ya gonna do? Death and Taxes. Store: https://bpnmart.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Show and Tell pt. 3
A celebration of visual arts. Merch https://bpnmart.com Dalton Pruitt (host) X: @daltonleepruitt Cornfed — YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CornfedwithDaltonPruitt Cornfed — Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Arena of Ideas — YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@arenaofideas...
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Show and Tell pt. 2
A celebration of visual arts. Merch https://bpnmart.com Dalton Pruitt (host) X: @daltonleepruitt Cornfed — YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CornfedwithDaltonPruitt Cornfed — Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Arena of Ideas — YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@arenaofideas...
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Show and Tell pt. 1
A celebration of visual arts. Merch https://bpnmart.com Dalton Pruitt (host) X: @daltonleepruitt Cornfed — YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CornfedwithDaltonPruitt Cornfed — Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Arena of Ideas — YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@arenaofideas...
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Bamboofed 18: The Paw Fin Way pt. 1
A respectful sparring session between two masters. Store: https://bpnmart.com Part 2 of this episode is over on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Swamp
Healthcare in America is broken. Store: https://bpnmart.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bamboofed 17: Slushie Fund pt. 1
When I was a kid I loved getting a Slush Puppy at the gas station. Sometimes they’d have the full display with a big rotating plastic cup with the Slush Puppy dog on it, himself drinking a Slush Puppy out of a cup with the Slush Puppy dog on it who in turn was drinking a Slush Puppy out of a cup...
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Bamboofed 16: Pandolphticon pt. 1
The ever watchful eyes of the Panda and the Dolphin. Store: https://bpnmart.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bamboofed 15: From Chuds 2 Riches pt. 1
What if a panda and a dolphin were best friends? That would be cool until the dolphin violates the panda as dolphins are known to do. Maybe the panda would be into it though. They call that CNC. Part 2 over on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Store: https://bpnmart.com...
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Bamboofed 14: Firing Squid pt. 1
8 tentacles, 8 guns, no mercy. Store: https://bpnmart.com Part 2 of this episode is over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Noise
Y’all remember Michael Winslow from Police Academy? Store: https://bpnmart.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Overweight Leftist Comedian No One Finds Funny pt. 2 (feat. CD McRae)
The mutants are howling. Store: https://bpnmart.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Overweight Leftist Comedian No One Finds Funny pt. 1 (feat. CD McRae)
The mutants are howling. Store: https://bpnmart.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome Back, Pruitt pt. 2
Here is part 2 of the episode from when I had gotten back from my brother's wedding. We livestream the show for hours and hours over there on YouTube, but when I go to upload the audio here, they tell me I can't upload a file bigger than 150mb so I have to run the episode through iMovie, break it...
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Welcome Back, Pruitt pt. 1
I am sorry the audio feed for Cornfed has been inconsistent. I am working on making sure my beloved audio audience is taken care of and moving forward and I am going to update the audio feed in a more timely fashion. This here episode is the one we did after I got back from my brother's wedding.…
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A Bird Flies Through a Tempest
I’ve been thinking about the future a lot and I ate some queso. Store: https://bpnmart.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Nature Sounds
There’s always noise everywhere. Store: https://bpnmart.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Cornfed Valentimes Day Spooktacular pt. 3 (feat. Dru Montana, Ellie Stockholm, and Leighton Radner)
May Cupid's arrow pierce thine heart. Store: https://bpnmart.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Cornfed Valentimes Day Spooktacular pt. 2 (feat. Dru Montana, Ellie Stockholm, and Leighton Radner)
May Cupid's arrow pierce thine heart. Store: https://bpnmart.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Cornfed Valentimes Day Spooktacular pt. 1 (feat. Dru Montana, Ellie Stockholm, and Leighton Radner)
May Cupid's arrow pierce thine heart. Store: https://bpnmart.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Octopus's Olive Garden pt. 2 (feat. @OctoAbbi)
I’d like to be In the deep fryer In an octopus’s Olive Garden with you Store: https://bpnmart.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Octopus's Olive Garden pt. 1 (feat. @OctoAbbi)
I’d like to be In the deep fryer In an octopus’s Olive Garden with you Store: https://bpnmart.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Dalton Pruitt used to be the greatest comedian of all time, but a horrific brain accident in 2021 left his mind shattered. After losing it all and spending many long months riding in boxcars, Dalton's faculties have returned and he's ready to bring his pals Kevin and Sal along with him on a journey to create content to pay off medical bills from several different hospitals, return to his former glory, and take the world of comedy by storm once again. Head over to patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt to gain access to all premium episodes and bonus content.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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