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Corona Castaways
by Corona Castaways
Savino and Jaron detail their experience going through the COVID-19 outbreak of 2020, in the hopes of creating a comprehensive record of what their lives were like during this quarantine. So please join us from at least 6 feet apart, it's not like there's anywhere to go anyway.
Episodes
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savino secret show ep. 5: (reprise)
we never learned sgt. peppers first name. the hell does that guy need a band for
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savino secret show ep. 4: oh boy another one
its too long, man who gave this guy a mic
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savino secret show ep. 3: hehehehehehehehe
he still doesnt know
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savino secret show ep. 1: no narcs
i swear to god if any of you tell jaron i will take a shit in your exhaust pipe
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Episode 25: Sean Evans' Hard Ones
Honestly Sean Evans is braver for being bald than for eating all those spicy wings. God knows i couldn't do that. Also, I feel like Jaron didn't appreciate my "Careful around the eyes" joke enough. If y'all see this and hear the joke, dm jaron and tell him to eat shit. But then compliment him or...
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Episode 24: Tim Allen noises followed by the Zoey 101 Theme
Daddy's back. Both of em. Sorry we were gone so long. We never stopped thinking about you. And we mean you. Specifically you. All of our other listeners? Dirt eaters. Mouth breathers. You're the only one we care about. And we're not afraid to say it. What we have is special. So please, let's not...
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Episode 23: Cream Me with Mewtwo
i wonder how hard it is to get a Sears sponsorship. Topics covered in this episode: Jaron's Interior Decoration, Top 5 Games, New Comedy Club, Castrato This episode was recorded on: September 30th, 2021
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Episode 22: Magic Mike's XXL Warcrime
The real warcrime is that you don't see any real dong in Magic Mike. I went to see it in theaters, hoping to see some free shmeat, and nothing. And then I thought maybe I missed it on my first viewing, so I went back and saw it two more times. Just to make sure. Y'know, to be thorough. But yeah,...
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Episode Fuck: Cyber Jaron
We've made our first purchase as a podcast LLC. The cyber clones of Savino and Jaron have arrived. In a completely intentional move, and not at all a result of Savino fucking up the audio, Cyber Jaron joins us in this episode. Yeahhh if you skip this one I can't blame you. I mean, don't be...
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Episode 21: Fuck the Rogan (ft. Vince (@feartheak))
We have friend of the show and occasional lover Vince on the show! Strap in and try your best to keep up with us failing to keep any single train of thought alive in this episode. Thanks again to Vince for making our thumbnail and always being supportive. Listen to his ep or else we'll make sweet...
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Episode 20: Taliban and Onlyfans
The chaos energy is back. In both this podcast and Afghanistan. How fitting that the one episode where Savino tried to bring organization and structure, shit goes off the rails more than ever before. Honestly I've got nothing for you, there's no way to neatly wrap this episode into a concise...
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Episode 19: Aliens and Ass
Well, the audio is scuffed on this one. My bad, bro. But hey if you're willing to soldier through that small issue, first of all thank you, and second of all you'll hear some insightful takes between the lads in regards to things such as how qualified we are to join the army, podcast polygamy…
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Episode 18: Delta Season Begins
The return that you didn't ask for, but that you aren't entirely opposed to. The Boys come back with a half-hearted attempt, with evidence of less effort such as blatantly making coffee mid recording and Savino opening and closing his water bottle directly into the mic a million times. If you...
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Episode 17: Boys Talkin' Business
Pull out your ties and alphabetize your rolodex, the boys are getting down to business in this one. They're going straight NSA on everyone's asses. Y'all didn't know, but we've been studying you. Breaking you down. And in this episode, we roll out all of the dirty nasty numerical data on all of...
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(Season 2) Episode 16: No Seriously, We're Back.
The boys manage to surprise everybody including themselves by finally recording and releasing another corona castaways episode. You would figure with how low budget, low effort this show is it wouldn't be so hard to put one of these things out. But hey, i'm not complaining. Anywhos they talk a...
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Episode 15: Aaaand We're Back!
Well hot damn, we're back. The comeback nobody asked for. Literally nobody. I waited, too. Nothing. Not that i'm mad or anything. It's fine, i'm fine. I'm fine. Honestly. I mean, y'know, just like a LITTLE indication that you missed me would've been nice. But i dont need your validation. We…
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Episode 14: Savino's Archnemesis
There is always a darkness to counteract the light. Every good has its evil. A yang to the yin, and Savino has found his. Watch your back, Ben. Recorded August 8th, 2020. Topics covered in this episode: Quarantine part 2, Savino's Archnemesis, Jaron Intermission, Adamsstillalive update
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Episode 13: The Boys Take A Chance
Full Circle is a term that fully encapsulates this episode. This episode ends as disastrously as it begins. Listen as the boys retain a limp, soft grasp on their sanity as humanity enters month 5?? 6???? of quarantine. We honestly weren't expecting quarantine to go on this long. It's been…
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Episode 12: Titanic II
Hot damn, this episode is a mess. And these boys have the AUDACITY, the utter GALL, to upload this mess and leave it for you to clean up on your listening device. It's straight up rude. I'm like, not having it with these two anymore. I am, straight up, annoyed. Possibly irate! At the very least,...
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Episode 11: Minecrafting 4 Jesus
Aw geez y'all we really weren't trying to make this one so focused on God and whatnot in this one but gosh dang here we are. Topics covered this episode: Personal Updates, The End of Corona Castaways, Attack and Dethrone God, AdamsAlive, Fantasyland Recorded June 11th, 2020.
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Episode 10: Prius Dreams
Howdy everyone, just wanted to say that we hope everyone is staying safe and doing what they can to help out their communities. Here's some links to help donate to the Las Vegas bailout fund, the Bay Area bailout fund, the Philadelphia bailout fund, and a freedom fund for the LGBTQ community....
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Episode 9: Bomb Making 101
Let's make something very clear: THERE ARE NO BOMB INSTRUCTIONS IN THIS PODCAST. NEVER. These two dummies barely know how to make an amateur podcast, you think they're smart enough to learn the art of bomb crafting? And also smart enough to know how to properly explain it? They both dropped out…
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Episode 8: Team J-Top VS Team S-Bottom
Moving past whatever the fuck that last episode was, The Boys take some time this episode to ponder shipping opportunities in the Corona Castaways universe. Those opportunities being pretty limited, considering there's only 2 people in the universe. But it's up to you! Who is the potential bottom...
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Episode Fuck: We're Sorry
Sometimes the jellies ain't right. What can we say? This one's botched. It's a mulligan. We were just NOT feeling alright this day, and tried to record anyway, and produced this limp-dick nonsense. But I think it does highlight the mental state that the boys have reached during quarantine. Which...
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Episode 7: The Boys Take A Stance
Stay inside folks, the boys are getting real in this one. They're talking bout the real business in here, no fluff journalism. Just straight, cold hard facts and hot juicy takes. Topics covered in this episode: Las Vegas Mayor Goodman, Corona Politics, Fantasyland 2: Electric Boogaloo Recorded...
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Episode 6: Andre Grande in Fantasyland
Oh SHIT i did not knooooow i could bolden and italicize these things. oh fuck i can also do lists The boys shoot the shit some more or somethin i dunno, do you know? cuz i dunno. who knows. just listen or somethin, i dont care Topics covered in this episode: Updates, Living in a COVID positive...
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Episode 5: The Tipping Point
Some real shit goes down. But as always with these two, some nonsense goes down too. Topics covered in this episode: Dealing with Covid, The Great Chillin', Ramblings from 2 Buffoons going insane Recorded April 14th, 2020.
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Episode 4: Close Call
Much like how quarantine feels, it's just more of the same old same old. Topics covered in this episode: Health Scare, Wellness in Quarantine, Jaron's Meme Corner Recorded April 7th, 2020.
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Episode 3: Cookie Gushers
Can you imagine if they had milk in those things? Gross shit, man. Gross shit. Savino and Jaron fight to maintain their sanity on day 15 of quarantine. Topics discussed: Monotony, Cookies, Marc Rebillet. Recorded May 31st, 2020.
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Episode 2: Cabin Fever
Well i'll be damned, they're really going through with this thing. Albeit, with a lot of rambling and stupidity along the way, but they're doing it. I had to cut out like 5 whole mins of talking about layouts of houses and talking about Jaron's dog to make this episode even halfway…
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Episode 1: Day 4 of Quarantine, Day 1 of Podcast
Lower your expectations, then lower them some more. This is the ill-prepared, not fully thought out podcast where Savino and Jaron detail and document their experience living through the Corona outbreak and quarantine. Planned to act as a sort of time capsule, so when we hopefully live through…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Savino and Jaron detail their experience going through the COVID-19 outbreak of 2020, in the hopes of creating a comprehensive record of what their lives were like during this quarantine. So please join us from at least 6 feet apart, it's not like there's anywhere to go anyway.
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