Cosmic Concierge

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I can in fact defeat 5 bears if I am armed. Watch meSubmit questions about earth or space to [email protected]

We gotta stop hallucinating when recording Submit questions about earth or space to the worlds best cosmic help desk at [email protected]

Fuck you Chelsea ChipSubmit all Questions about earth & space to [email protected]

To everyone down bad for Mark in that one scene where he takes off his shirt & and he’s in nothing but a harness.. me too y’all.Submit Questions Earth or Space to the worlds best cosmic help desk;[email protected]

Solo Episode, also incredibly fucking wired. I’ll never forgive you Ava. Especially not after you ruined the Will Wood concert for me…. & for killing the best man I knew….If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

Praise be our Hippo Lord!If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

We got so many people killed with this oneIf you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

Bad Audio, Minimal Editing, No Relation to Christmas, WE’RE BACK FOLKS!MERRY CHRISTMAS!If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

Not cheesed with how this one came out audio wise.If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

Our most disturbing and shocking discovery yet If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

How will this affect the trout population?If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

Release the Butthole CutIf you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

I promise this isn’t actually just us talking about how shit the marvel shows were after briefly paying lip service to the incredible Peacemaker Finale.If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

VOTE SID PHILIPS (the kid with the skull from Toy Story) FOR THE 2028 ELECTION, HE’LL TELL THE TRUTH, END THE WARS, AND STOP THE MONSTER HEADING FOR NEW YORK!If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

:(If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

We are Buddha, Grow Pairs.If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

The Balloon Man Is Out ThereIf you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

Give us money for a good setup. Or elseIf you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

AHHHHHUGH I, HALAS, AM STUCK IN A WELL. ITS JULY 22nd 2025 HELPS If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

I’m so sorry y’allIf you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

Dead Dove Content Warnings For:- Animal Death- Car Sex- Graphic Sexual Content - Car SexIf you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

1 YEAR OF THE PODCAST WAHOOOOOIf you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

A short episode, be sure to stay for the post credit scene!If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

This episode contains so many censor beeps because: - Slur? use- Irl people we know being named- Irl locations we live near being named - The collage I’m going to being named - Idk I thought it was funny If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

Thunderbolts Spoilers, don’t listen unless you’ve seen it or are named Halas Nedrow. If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

This episode took the maximum required effort to make.If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

I feel so bad for everybody who hasn’t watched Creepcast before. If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

Go Support Creep Cast & Legotti’s work, because despite everything going on, they are fine fellas. Be kind folksAnd to everybody in the CreepCast subreddit who was being a toxic shit, on either side of the discussion, I will personally take your piss filled head and smash them in with a another toxic pisshead who had an opposing view from you. Just so you both have the common ground of having me smash in your heads together and leaking piss everywhere.If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

Send questions about earth or space for our spicy third mic to answer. If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

Get these fucking idiots away from my podcasting equipment. Clair is missing and we gotta find her.If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

SEND HELP CLAIR IS MISSING IN TIME AND WE GOTTA FIND HERSEND QUESTIONS TO [email protected] PLEASE ITS OUR ONLY CHANCE TO FIND HER

WE CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT POOPIf you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

In my defense, I actually did not know his name was pronounced like that.If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

Major Tw for Animal Death this episode. Fuck you Kyle O.If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

We Crashed out this episodealso, we do not condone any hate towards women or handicapped children, we only condone the murder of Nazis. If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

We’re only partially sorry for not answering a single question in months. If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

Remember: if Joe Biden dies tomorrow. WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

MASSIVE SPOILER WARNING FOR THE ENTIRETY OF CREATURE COMMANDOS, THE SUICIDE SQUAD, HACKSAW RIDGE, AND EVERY CHRISTMAS MOVE. If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

Remember, dandruff is actually the flash’s cumIf you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

I’m so fucking mad, fuck this stupid bullshit. Our first explicitly non cannon episode.Manifesto Episodes are ones in which we lost the recording to some degree, & post the raw after footage.If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

Be VERY careful when making love to Goblins. If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

Doot Doot motherfuckers, we’re back.If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

Guys, I promise you we don’t do that anymore….If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

TW for people with Misophonia or an aversion to gross mouth noises. Gonna Feed Clair to the Polar Bear Man.We got silly on NyQuil okay???!?!? If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

Did Jesus Really Say That??!If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

We gotta get that dang dog on the Podcast some time. Fly High Angel.If you have any questions about Earth or Space, Email questions to to the worlds best cosmic help desk at; [email protected]

Welcome to the Cosmic Concierge, your one stop shop for any and all answers about earth. If you have any questions before visiting the Terra, be sure to send them our way at; [email protected]