Cosmic Cubbyhole

Episode #4 follows an office newbie's puzzlement over a colleague who consistently claims to leave work but never actually does, leading to an office legend of those dubbed 'off home types.' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In 'Lost Glove,' empathy for a lone glove on a train station platform gathers a crowd, anticipating the reunion with its owner, bringing unexpected joy to all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Fantastic Gum" is a poem celebrating a unique chewing gum that adapts to your mouth and helps articulate thoughts into words. It boasts various flavours and translates languages, offering a playful and unconventional chewing experience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 A Ford Cavalier speeds through town, leaving chaos and confusion in its wake—with pork pies as its unlikely ammunition. Victims emerge, the techno beats blare, and a darkly comedic tale of impact unfolds. A savory crime spree you'll never forget. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of Cosmic Cubbyhole, we delve into a world where industrial echoes linger, and memories slip away under the cover of night. A red-nosed clown waves from the shadows, fog lights illuminate twisted trees, and the familiar blends with the forgotten. Join us as we follow a journey marked by strange encounters and quiet farewells, when it’s time to go. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Gale Eats Worms, we meet Gale, a peculiar team mentor who’s known for her odd habit of eating worms right in the staff room. Her colleagues, puzzled by her unconventional lunch and apparent lack of work ethic, wonder how she got promoted over more diligent workers. As Gale munches away, worms twisting in her lunchbox, the narrator’s frustrations reveal more about office politics than they do about Gale’s eccentricities. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"'Bottomless Pits’ is a cryptic, folk-inspired piece weaving through symbolic landscapes, inviting readers on a whimsical journey of abstract imagery and rhythmic wordplay. It explores themes of consumption and transactionalism in a surreal, enigmatic narrative. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode of Cosmic Cubbyhole explores the complexities of family resemblance through the poem "In Their Faces." With rhythmic repetition and reflection, the poem delves into how identities overlap and evolve over time, revealing the subtle ways we see ourselves in others. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of Cosmic Cubbyhole, titled "Moss Cracks," we explore the hidden beauty in the most mundane places. Through the poem, we discover the unexpected charm of moss growing between paving slabs—a secret world of green that reveals itself to those who walk with their heads down.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of Cosmic Cubbyhole, a late-night encounter with a towering stranger challenges the narrator's sense of reality. As the narrator grapples with the absurdity of a giant knocking at their door, the experience unfolds as a bizarre confrontation with grandiose ideas and empty promises. Tune in as we explore a world where metaphors take physical form, only to reveal the hollowness beneath. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Escape to Oceana Boutique Abode, where each room is a sunbed journey to a different country—Magalove, Caribbean vibes, and more. This poetic advert entices with stress-free, global-themed relaxation, local amenities close by, and the promise of travel without the lengthy flights. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, a nostalgic reflection turns into a discussion about 'Panpsychism,' the belief that everything has consciousness. The moment takes a humorous turn when a friend gets their foot stuck in a grate, interrupting the conversation and prompting an unexpected reaction from the speaker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Explore the playful musings of a past life as a swivel chair in this thought-provoking poem. Delve into the unexpected sentience of a humble office chair, reflecting on its servile existence and the bums it supported. A lighthearted journey through memory and reincarnation, reminding us that even the most mundane objects might have stories to tell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Edlo, tensions brewed, revealing a landscape of peculiar scenes—the weary bus drivers dodging chaos, the odd antics of locals, and the tumultuous echoes of political changes. Amidst it all, curtains twitched, bins burned, and unnoticed troubles lingered, weaving a peculiar tapestry of life in mundane places like Home Bargains. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, discover a surreal encounter with two glittering, disembodied noses hovering above a paddling pool. These noses convey a telepathic message: "Keep your nose out," imparting it with an unexpected sense of love and unity. Tune in for a journey into the extraordinary! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Norman and Betty chat on their morning bus ride about lost keys, the approaching fog, and Betty's knitting project for her dog, Potato. They discuss yarn twisting, bus seat annoyances, and gossip about their bus driver, Bob. As Betty exits for the bakery, a dropped bingo dabber reveals they both attend the same bingo night, promising to meet later at the Triple Hits hall. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of Cosmic Cubbyhole, we explore the allure and unease of artificial grass. Promising a flawless green lawn every day, this synthetic substitute is marketed as cleaner, more perfect, and maintenance-free. But is it truly better than the real thing? Join us as we delve into the peculiar sensations and silent disquiet it leaves behind. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"‘THING ABOUT THINGS’ reflects on the intricate nature of existence, pondering the significance of desires, aspirations, and the present moment. Through playful repetition and introspection, the poem navigates the essence of 'things,' questioning their elusive meaning while highlighting the importance of cherishing the present. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, we poke fun at the formalities of storytelling with "It's All About the Beats." Join us as we follow a lonely character at a bar, navigating through cinematic beats of anticipation, doubt, and a soggy, yet heartwarming, connection. Discover the humor in the rhythm of film scenes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Drizzle Nook's dreaded Goobie Mountain, shrouded in mystery, transforms those who dare to ascend. Locals avoid it due to tales of distorted individuals, 'Goobes,' returning changed, possibly influenced by unknown forces. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of Cosmic Cubbyhole, join Betty and Norman as they navigate a whimsical conversation on a bus. From knitting challenges and visual reminders to the mysteries of orphan stars and the latest town changes, their charming banter weaves a tapestry of everyday musings and cosmic wonder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Mr. Green Fingers" is a surreal poem following a character through a bizarre encounter with a possibly sentient plant. Guided by an unseen narrator, the protagonist tends to the plant's wounds despite its unsettling appearance and occasional hostility. Themes of obligation, curiosity, and the surreal interplay as Mr. Green Fingers navigates this strange scenario. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this poem, anticipation fills the air as the narrator waits by the window, sensing something about to happen. With a gut feeling and bone-deep certainty, they stand poised for the inevitable moment, watching the sky for signs until it finally arrives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Accused" unfolds a comical tale of mistaken identity, arrests, and a surprising twist, challenging assumptions about justice and authority. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, we follow the journey of an unscrupulous thief sentenced to community service. Determined to turn over a new leaf and mend their ways, they embark on a day of leaf blowing in the park. However, the allure of their old habits proves too strong, leading to unexpected twists and turns in their day. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode Sixteen, 'Sky Diving With Fred Dibnah,' shares a fictional tale of a memorable day when the narrator soared above South Yorkshire in a two-man hang glider, enjoying a surreal hangout above the clouds. However, their serene experience takes an unexpected turn when they encounter Jeff Bezos flying past in a private jet, leading to a mischievous and rebellious outcome. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"NUB" delves into a post-apocalyptic world marked by environmental decay, capturing the essence of a lost world. Through vivid imagery, it reflects on a "nub" – a small remnant surviving amidst the ruins, symbolizing the irreversible changes and prompting contemplation on the consequences of environmental degradation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

'When they piss on you and say it’s only raining’In 'When They Piss on You and Say It’s Only Raining,' the narrator challenges societal notions of the unchangeable, likening it to being deceived by the weather. They confront the accepted narrative of life's immutability, refusing to be swayed by the misleading information fed to us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode xxx, 'Floating At Night,' unveils a mysterious ritual as the narrator floats through the night sky from their window. Encounter unexpected obstacles and an amusing twist as they navigate their way back home Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Banana peels are famously slippery, but did you know unblown balloons left on the ground can be just as treacherous? This poem explores the unexpected slipperiness of balloons, turning a common item into a celebratory hazard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In 'Identity Is An Illusion,' the narrator recounts a teenage experience of being locked out of their home at night. Roaming empty streets while observing peculiar sights, they undergo an epiphany about the illusion of identity. However, an encounter with a school teacher brings a dose of reality to their introspective journey. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Episode Nine, 'Tree Remembers Its Time on Earth At The End Of Existence,' explore life from a tree's imagined perspective, as it reminisces about its growth from a seed into a towering presence. Reflect on the small joys and challenges, from coping with nature's elements to cherishing fond memories, amid an apocalyptic world experiencing an ecological breakdown. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In episode Eight, 'Norman and Betty' bond over their shared love for knitting during a bus ride home. Their competitive yet amicable conversation covers knitting technicalities, from sock holes to the challenges of pointy feet and synthetic wool, ultimately leading to the formation of an unexpected friendship Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode Seven the mysterious demise of Margery Nash, known as the Yorkshire Nasher, unveiling unexpected revelations about her life, including peculiarities like her affinity for bobble hats, kites, and peculiar dietary tendencies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Embark on a poetic guided meditation with 'Fake It Until You Make It.' Ease into sleep by embracing the power of pretense and manifesting dreams. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Embark on a frosty adventure with poetic tales of frozen toes, a block of cheese, and a charming onesie dance in this week's Cosmic Cubby Hole. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In 'Spoons Bend My Mind,' artist Simon Green meditates on the overlooked qualities of the domestic teaspoon, exploring its transformative and mind-bending effects when viewed from a new perspective. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello + Welcome to Cosmic Cubbyhole: Indulge your ears in poetry and adventures with artist Simon Green from a mystical cubbyhole that is out of this world. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.