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Cotton Mouth

by Patrick Batik

Welcome to Cotton Mouth, the show about nothing, and yet, everything at the same time.

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Episodes

  1. 10. Balls, Bars and Bruises, Part 1 (feat. Paul)

    *TW: Self- Harm, Prison stories, Sexual Assault, Racism… In this episode, I sit down with my cousin Paul over the phone and we reflect on his decade he spent in the NYS department of corrections as an inmate. We get candid on his experiences in prison and the subjects we touch upon, while...

  2. 9. Bill Nye Would be Disappointed… (feat. Cassi, Matt and Steve)

    WARNING- this episode may give you an existential crisis and make you feel mind-numbingly small. In this episode, I sit down with Cassi, Matt and Steve and discuss the newest piece of space technology: The James Webb Telescope. It took genius engineers decades to develop this incredible piece of...

  3. 8. This One Scares Me… (feat. Cassi and Mackenzie)

    In this episode, I sit down with Cassi and newcomer, Mackenzie To discuss various phobias, be it the ones we have and ones we find peculiar. My personal interest in phobias stems from my intense arachnophobia as well as my background in psychology. Any comments or suggestions? Feel free to reach...

  4. 7. Let’s See How this one Goes… (feat. Steve, Diamond, Cassi and Matt)

    In this episode, we definitely get deeper than we’re used to. We get pretty heated and mildly political. Your host tries to avoid politics but will never censure a guest. This episode might shock and offend you, but that’s what having a dialogue is all about, and until we get past being...

  5. 6. Who We Were Part II (feat. Matt, Diamond, Stephen and Cassi)

    In part II of our 2-parter we break down some of the viral videos from our heyday! This one gets graphic and gross! Any and all suggestions are welcome, email us at Patrick.cottonmouthpodcast.gmail.com! Also, like us on Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/CottonMouthPodcast/

  6. 5. Who We Were, Part I (Featuring Matt, Diamond and Cassi)

    We chronicle and detail who we were and what we used to do in the yesteryear of the internet. Matt and I also share stories about work. Follow us on Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/CottonMouthPodcast/ Also feel free to email me directly with ANY feedback, positive or negative at...

  7. 4. Older, Fatter, Moister (feat. Sean)

    I sit down at 11:50 PM and attempt to have a conversation with my little brother who just turned 21 back in March. We reminisce about our childhood shenanigans and the stunts we used to pull, as well as some stories about our police interactions that even our parents don’t know about (until now!)

  8. 3. Let’s Learn Something! (feat. Matt, Diamond and Cassi)

    In this episode, we share stories about our first time getting high along with stories of our childhood shenanigans. In the second half, we play a trivia game while baked, with the hopes that we learn something! Enjoy! Please subscribe and don’t hesitate to send suggestions to:...

  9. 2. How to Get Away With M*rder (feat. Matt, Diamond, Cassi and Steve)

    **PLEASE NOTE- THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY** This is not a literal “how to” guide on how to commit a crime, this is a conversation between five intellectuals on how it could (or couldn’t for that matter) even be theoretically possible to do so. Any comments or suggestions, feel free…

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  10. 1. Self Incrimination (feat. Matt, Diamond, Cassi and Steve)

    Welcome to Cotton Mouth, the show about nothing, and yet, everything at the same time. In this inaugural episode, in honor of 4/20, we attempt to discuss criminals who royally screwed up their own plans by ratting themselves out on social media. Joining me in this episode is: Stephen, his fiancé...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to Cotton Mouth, the show about nothing, and yet, everything at the same time.

HOSTED BY

Patrick Batik

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Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Cotton Mouth have?

Cotton Mouth currently has 10 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is Cotton Mouth about?

Welcome to Cotton Mouth, the show about nothing, and yet, everything at the same time.

How often does Cotton Mouth release new episodes?

Cotton Mouth has 10 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

Where can I listen to Cotton Mouth?

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Who hosts Cotton Mouth?

Cotton Mouth is created and hosted by Patrick Batik.
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