Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mash

And we're back to our regular episodes again, this week we explore the wild world of dangerous toy vehicles, Stan Lee and our amazement that Crispen Glower has a father, who acts!

Hey! were back for some comic book fun where the boys from my second favorite podcast, Raised By Rentals, join the show to make up some crazy new super heroes for our listeners to enjoy! I hope you're ready for the adventures of Pet Rock, The Panda Maniac, Death stab, Snail Trail, Helen Keller and Swiss Army Man as they fight the villainous Glow Bones and Pretty Hate Machine! Enjoy! 

Look you knew it was going to happen, this is the episode where we share our opinions of the new masters of the universe movie. Don't worry there's a solid hour of regular podcasting before we get to that point so you can enjoy the show without us ruining the movie for you. Enjoy us rambling about the Buffalo Horror Garage Sale, Stan Lee, and our celebration of pride month before we get into all things Skeletor.

It's back to our bread and butter as we delve deep into mortal kombat toys, test shots, monkey's paws, and the bizarre tale of a man, his Donny Osmond teeth and his talking ass that really loves DMB for some reason... Just stick with it, it'll make sense at the end. Enjoy

Look, I'll be honest with you, we can go on some weird tangents, but this might the cake, because one of the Mike's rambles in length about his colonoscopy... on a pod cast about toys, look we also talk about things like GI Joe and horror movies and transformers and all that too, but this episode has like 100x more man butt. 

Big episode this week as we discuss dozens of topics including but not limited to, the proper amount of sauce on spaghetti, black major gi joes, night of the living dead action figures, jesus toys, gwar, and so much more. Tune in and enjoy!

With the launch of resident evil 9 we thought it was appropriate that we dedicate an episode to the video game franchise we love, but don't worry we still go to all those weird places you love like the garbage pail kids movie, and action figure news like gi joe and Godzilla. So sit back, relax and listen to us ramble about Raccoon city and zombies for 2 hours. 

Big week on the show as we discuss all things Toyfair 2026! The highs, the lows, the gizmo ducks. Also we discuss the horror of Arbor Day, Mike's birthday and our old friend Werner stops by. 

We keep going on these long breaks, and we are sorry for that, but sometimes when you're as awesome as us- these things happen. Anyways were back to talk about the Masters of the universe trailer, gi joe reveals, new he-man toys, transformers and for some reason Leisure Suit Larry.  Listen now duderinos 

We have survived 2025 and now we roll into 2026 with fresh yet crusty eyes ready to talk about all the nerdy things that excite us at the moment. Stranger things, super powers, Dracula, Helen Keller, Transformers, Ninja Turtles, Battle beasts, Zombies! Get ready everyone, we were talkative. 

This year for xmas I asked Santa for one thing and one thing only and that was Josh back, wrapped up with a bow under my tree. Did Jolly ole Saint Nick deliver? He sure did, and Josh brought Ray Romano too! It's our annual holiday episode and we bring all the shenanigans you expect and then some. Listen Now!

Is there anything more Thanksgiving than the smorgasbord? A dozen delectable dishes to choose from and enjoy without judgement, and now you can taste all the flavors of stupid, weird and nerdy with the first annual Count Kreepyhead Thanksgiving special where we talk about a dozen or so bite size topics and give you the audio equivalent of a turkey day dinner without that one relative that wants to talk about politics or aunt Judy forcing you to eat her ambrosia salad. Enjoy!

This is it, by far the most unhinged episode we have ever done. It was supposed to be a fun discussion about the greatest tiny monsters of all time, our own sweet 16 bracket of killer puppets and toilet monsters, but holy smokes do we go off on some insane and hilarious tangents in particular pink eye, Helen Keller and what might be our new business venture! Listen and prepare to laugh you fools!

This episode was recorded during the new york comic con to get our live reaction to all the late breaking news about toys and other nerdy things, but per usual we wander off into juvenile humor and wonder what a Nicolas Cage roller coaster would be like and profess our undying hatred of Mayo. Seriously its nasty. 

The boys have carved some time out of their very busy lives to talk about, toys (shocker), dangerous amusement park rides, crypto-zoology, the universal monsters and fentanyl folds! Enjoy dudes!

With one Josh fighting the empire on the moon of Endor the Mike's have no choice but to call in their long time friend and fellow Rad Panther the other Josh aka "Long Box". We know you're expecting lots of talk about toys but these 3 idiots cant help themselves! tune in for lots of talk about the Halloween franchise, comic book character tropes and time travel! Also listen for your chance to win a free creature from the black lagoon action figure!

Have you ever sat down and asked yourself, what were my favorite toys as a kid, more importantly, do I have a top ten? Well we do. It's a very special episode time baby. Our person top 10 action figures of our childhood! Enjoy!

Tired, exhausted, and barely clinging to life the boys continue their life long battle juggling adult responsibilities with their inability to grow up. Can they manged to work their jobs, fight strange medical ailments and ponder the mysteries of the universe while also making a hit pod cast with tens of twenties of listeners? tune in to find out!

After a very long break the show is back, and dear god do we have audio problems. I apologize in advance but if you can stomach everyone sounding like robots, I promise you we have lots of cool stuff to talk about including sdcc reveals, josh's adventures in LA, Mike's adventures in NJ and our new friend, LASER DAVE

Dear Listeners: Fear not, we have not gone anywhere, life, or more importantly work has gotten in the way. In the mean time enjoy some deep cuts from years past that our listeners love. Up today is the spine tingling tale of Mike's encounter with the dune sandworm toy and how it scared him for life. Enjoy!

What starts as a greatest he-man figure of all time episode some how ends up in a hilarious and bizarre fantasy world where Grizzlor is a gay icon. We willed this into existence and we will never take it back. You're welcome and enjoy this classic episode.  

Oh you know, just your typical episode where we complain about man child problems like the insane heat, transformers and why leather face cant fit properly in his tiny plastic chair. Also mentioned, zombie toys, lots of texas chainsaw massacre talk, and batman cereals.

Josh returns, no not that Josh, the other Josh that does the funny voices. We dive deep into all sorts of crazy like The Noid, Shakes the Clown, Audio problems and we say goodbye to Muppets 3D. Buckle up and enjoy the show.

Hey we are back, and this week we have a special guest, that's right, professor long box returns to talk comics, California raisins , legos an the urban dictionary, enjoy!

Welp, it's our 150th episode, and we have a lot to say about life, the universe, tor johnson, hot sauces, UHF, toys, marvel legends, werner herzog, boys without bones, man I could go on and on or you could just listen yourself.

Rejoice as we find life after the death of skype! The boys are back with talk of blind boxes, sad clowns and the proper way to cook hot dogs.

The boys return, sleep deprived and almost insane. Prepare yourself for tales of Easter Slugs, Centaur sex and Josh's totally awesome one of a kind action figure!

Hey everybody :Trigger warning: we had to get political for a minute as we discussed the effect of the trump tariffs on the toy community. Otherwise we go deep into all of your favorite topics like Yo gaba gaba, Beast Box, the new daredevil show and to the shock of no one, what the muppets would sound like if they were in boogie nights. At any rate, enjoy.  

The show returns to it's regular format as the boys cover wondercon, their piles of toys purchased this last month, and a surprise new guest who happens to be someone's long lost love!

We're back with some march madness fun as we have a fun bracket episode with a discussion of the greatest horror movie kills ever. Did your favorite make the list? listen now to find out.

This weeks episode is a massive recap of news coming from New York toy fair 2025, but if that's not your jam, fear not! we also talk about pants for robots and our love of dinosaur shaped food. Enjoy.

In this weeks episode we discuss the startling new trendy with kids these days, collecting magic buttholes! Also brought up, doh like molding compound, blokees, and the proper way to have a pencil thin mustache. Enjoy!

Josh returns after a month long hiatus to regal us with tales from the assembly required convention- Play Doh, ball barrings and missing teeth oh my! also discussed- appreciating kids art work and cenobites working at tgi Fridays because why not.

When Josh is away, things get weird. How weird? cryptids! The Bronze Bombers! Exploding heads! Also GI Joe news, Fisher price castles and a very special guest host

Another crazy episode that veers into very immature places pretty quickly as the gang tries to stay focused and talk about cool things like Blokees, Ninja Turtles and Playdoh. Also in this episode our 2024 toy of the year awards. Enjoy!

After a month long hibernation the crew is back to talk about all the awesome toys they got at xmas, gigantic cat turds, and middle earth, because why not. Remember to find us on the socials for your chance to win a Kreepyhead T-shirt!

It's our annual holiday extravaganza where we don't try to hard, give each other gifts and act extra stupid. Fun things to expect in this episode: Stockings! Bio Flesh! Vince Neal! It's madness I tell you!

Have you ever asked yourself, what if someone tried to raid the north pole? What would that take? How hard would that be? And just who would you recruit to do that job? Well worry not, in today's "Very special episode" we do just that!

Tired of Thanksgiving leftovers? Don't worry, us too. In this weirder than average episode we discuss our love of pack in figures and cool accessories, we bemoan the gradual decline of the Muppets at Disney, we have some ground soup and lastly we finally admit how hard it is too pee without ruining your pant leg. Listen today!

Oh you know, typical episode stuff. We talk about peace, love, muppets, transformers, sticking toys up our butts, and the thought provoking question: what if Tarman were made out of ice cream. Enjoy.

Have you ever been up late at night, unable to sleep because you can't answer the question that's plagued you since the day you were born, really, just who is the coolest vampire of all time. Is it Bella Lugosi? Nosferatu? It's an important question that needs answers! Luckily for you, we have the answer! Tonight on Halloween we finally answer the question, Who is the coolest vampire ever! The answer will shock you!

This just in: Josh hates clowns, like he's terrified of them, and we get to hear about it in depth. Also in this episode, Mike encounters a deer in a moment of duress , yarn cannons and where the hell is gill-man?

It started off as a regular episode, we were talking about toys, making fart jokes, but then... something happened. Somebody on the show has an earth shattering, deeply disturbing, and frankly hilarious fetish. Who is it? what is? listen now to find out.

Kind of a regular week on the show, and by regular I mean we talk about the Venture Brothers, Ninja Turtles, haunted dummies and drug addicted sea monsters.  

After another comically long break the show has returned, again, this time with more roller coaster stories, more grave robbery, more robot dinosaurs, and more Weekend at Bernie's!

This is a pretty awesome episode if I say so myself. Such great topics like our love of early 90's rap, dungeons and dragons, solving every problem with toys and oooooo yes Paul Bearer are covered. Listen now!

Wow two weeks in a row of podcast episodes! We are on a roll baby. This week we talk about all kinds of cool stuff, like Godzilla, Aliens, and the deep sultry gaze of one Mr. Marty Feldman.

After some crazy delays, we are back with a vengeance with tales of mad science, batman, ninja turtles and cookie monster? That's right we are giving away a super 7 reaction cookie monster this week so listen now to find out!

After a long vacation have returned with epic vacation tales, amazing toy hauls, and more sdcc toy news than you know what to do with. buckle up peanut this is an epic episode!

It's one of those all over the place episodes where we rant about martians, domestic living, Sam the Eagle, Mr. Rodgers and for some reason the Bananas in Pajamas. enjoy