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Couple of Critics Podcast
by Sam and Michelle Eisert
Sam and Michelle Eisert have similar, yet radically different tastes. In this podcast they submit their favorite media from the past and present to each other to discuss and review.
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384. Quebec by Ween
If you think that combining two words together to make a new word is fun, wait until you find out what makes the word "Ween." This week, the critics step into fresh territory as they review the album Quebec by Ween. Podcast ad break? Nobody cares!
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382. Strange Brew w/ Tom Jefferys
In true friendly fashion, the Jefferys stayed to record another episode! This time Tom decided to go the rare guest route and choose a movie. This week the film ripe for discussion is 1983's Strange Brew starring Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis. Will the adorable Moranis be enough to win Michelle over? Can Sam pretend Max von Sydow is Father Merrin the whole time? Not when he is crushing skulls! Listen, ya punk. This episode features the inner dialogue of Sam's brain.
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381. Lita by Lita Ford w/ Annemarie Jefferys
The Jefferys are b-b-b-back! This week, we take a trip down Annemarie's memory lane as we check out the album Lita by Lita Ford. Big hair, big attitudes, and big daddy Tom. This episode is brought to you by a word we know too well.
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380. It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back by Public Enemy
All aboard! The hop hop train is rolling again because every now and then Sam decides to further his knowledge of rap and hip hop. Now it's time for Chuck D and Flavor Flav.! This week the critics listen to and discuss It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back by Public Enemy. This episode features a song about shopping.
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379. "Awaken, My Love" by Childish Gambino
Actor, writer, and musician. What can't he do!? This week the critics listen to and discuss "Awaken, My Love" by Childish Gambino. This episode features news about the reflecting pool.
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378. Melissa by Mercyful Fate
This week Sam is much more comfortable away from all that Jesus talk from two weeks ago and back in the warm loving embrace of Satan. This episode is devoted to discussion of the debut album Melissa by Mercyful Fate and Sam's favorite imaginary friend! Satan! This episode also features a comeback track from an 80's hair metal has been.
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377. Idiocracy
In celebration of our nation's big ol' birthday, we're looking into the future through the eyes of the past. Join us as we review the cult classic film Idiocracy. This episode gifts us a new perspective.
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376. To Hell With The Devil by Stryper
We all know Sam is a little devil boy, but what has he chosen this week? The bible hurling Christian 80'shair metal band Stryper! It's time to tip the scales a bit towards the lord with the yellow and black attack's best selling album to date- To Hell With The Devil! This episode features an exclusive interview with a mass murderer.
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375. The Beavis and Butthead Experience
It's finally time for two fart-knocker critics to review the 1993 compilation album The Beavis and Butthead Experience. Whether this is cool or dumb, these two dillweeds are going to laugh like a pair of nads. This episode features a song about a brand spankin' new upgrade!
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374. Assjack
What do you get when you take a third generation royalty hillbilly country boy and introduce him to rock and roll at a young age? You get a pissed off redneck screaming about booze, women, and cocaine! This week the critics listen to and discuss the only full album release by the cowpunk metal band Assjack, also known as Hank Williams III, also known as Hank III, and also known as III. This episode features a song about Chicago!
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373. Hard Times Hanging at the End of the World by Children w/ Kent Hiltz!
First time guest alert! That's right! We brought in a friend and bandmate from the old days. The one and only Kent Hiltz makes the trip to Indiana to discuss the only full length album by the band Children. What is that album you ask? Well, it's Hard Times Hanging at the End of the World, you big dum dum. This episode features an episode of The Wacky Waldo Show!
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372. 10 From 6 by Bad Company
You're in second grade and you're riding the school bus home, jamming to Bad Company with your bus driver. This week, the critics remember the nameless bus driver lady as they review 10 from 6 by Bad Company. This episode investigates the current relationship status of two former nu-metal lovers.
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371. DevilDriver
Searching through the annals (hehe) of Sam's brain to choose music that meant anything to him at some point in his life finally yielded a forgotten contender! This week the critics listne to and review the debut self titled album by DevilDriver. This episode features a dance song.
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370. Paxtoween 2026 - True Lies
For the 5th annual Paxtoween celebration, the critics review the American classic movie, True Lies. Load up your ice cube trays for this 90s action comedy starring the the man of the week, Bill Paxton. It wouldn't be Paxtoween without a food review. It's doughnut time.
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369. North w/ Beth
What's better than recording a podcast about the cinema darling known as North directed by Rob Reiner with Michelle's sister Beth? It's losing the audio files from the first time and having to record the entire episode a second time with Michelle's sister Beth! Viva El Norte! This episode features an origin story.
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368. Too Dumb For Suicide: Tim Heidecker's Trump Songs
Sometimes you're late to the game, but at least you made it in time to watch the backboard shatter. This week, the critics review the album Too Dumb For Suicide: Tim Heidecker's Trump Songs. This episode features an important message from The White House.
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367. Halocausto De La Morte by Necrophagia
To everybody's delight Sam has chosen yet another underground death metal album to share it's joys with the world. This time it's not Necrophagist, but Necrophagia! What will Michelle think of these tasty jams? Probably what she thinks about every other death metal album! This episode features a diary entry.
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366. Guess That Playlist Theme
Michelle was feeling froggy this week and decided to construct a playlist for Sam, but this time, the theme is a secret. Will Sam figure it out or will he wish that he did? This episode features a rambunctious round of Guess That Melody!
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365. Guest House Paradiso w/ Aunt Pam
Farts, puke, and physical violence are the topics of this episode! This week Sam chose, maybe incorrectly, to expose Michelle to the immature world of Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. Along with special guest Aunt Pam, the topic this week is Guest House Paradiso. The episode features a mandatory message from Donald J. Trump.
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364. Maggot Brain by Funkadelic
It only takes one disembodied head to make a classic funk rock album. This week, the critics review Maggot Brain by Funkadelic. This episode features an early morning anthem.
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363. Covers Better Than The Originals Group Episode!
They say that you should do it right the first time, but have they not seen Terminator 2?! The critics invited over some local rapscallions to see whose favorite cover song will triumph over the lesser thans. "Cause let's face it, baby, these days…You gotta have a sequel”. This episode features a cover song from Jairy The Speed Em Up Music Performance Jr. Guy.
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362. Vehicle by Ides of March
You want to talk about a 75 year old man whom has purple hair and purple cowboy boots? Well, this is the place to be. This week the critics discuss the debut album Vehicle by Ides of March. This episode features the inaugural episode of MAGA DADDY.
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361. Clifford
If not for family, who would we be? Would one cherish what both share, or send the other into the mouth of a hungry dinosaur? This week, the critics watch the cult classic, Clifford. This episode features a live radio broadcast.
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360. Futures by Jimmy Eat World w/ Matt Schuerman
It's time to put all high school battle of the bands rivalries behind you, because this week, Matt Schuerman joins the critics to review the album Futures from Jimmy Eat World. Regardless of where you put the emphasis, the emphasis is on the eat. This episode features a good old fashioned round of Guess That Melody!
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359. Roadkill by Capital Punishment
As the podcast goes on and Sam keeps desperately clinging for things to review we find ourselves at unusual destinations. This is one of those destinations. that just happens to include Ben Stiller when he was in high school. This week the critics listen to and review the album Roadkill by Capital Punishment
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358. Attention Attention by Shinedown w/ Dale & Gus!
Lock up your daughters and hide your wives because Dale and Gus are back on the podcast! What did the dynamic duo bring us this time? Well, the answer to that is an album by Shinedown I'm told is called Attention Attention. I don't know. I wasn't really listening. This episode features a cd compilation for sports fanatics.
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357. Chaka Khan
This week, the critics review the self-titled debut album Chaka by Chaka Khan. Chaka Khan, let me rock you. Let me rock you, Chaka Khan. That's a lot of Chaka Khans. This episode features a real time filler.
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356. Traveling Without Moving by Jamiroquai
Sometimes in life you have to just wonder what does a full length Jamiroquai album sound like? Usually it's when one member of the podcast is grasping for ideas and this time is no different! This week the critics listen to and discuss Traveling Without Moving by Jamiroquai. This episode features an ad.
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355. The Moon & Antarctica by Modest Mouse
This week, the critics review the album The Moon and Antarctica by Modest Mouse. Will this ruin Sam's whole week, or will it go down easier than Skyline Chili on Ramen noodles? This episode features the debut of The Abraham Goddamn Lincoln Crack Cocaine Singers.
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354. Epitaph by Necrophagist
Blast beats, sweep picking, and a mysterious frontman are the topics of this week's episode as the critics discuss Epitaph by Necrophagist. This episode is sponsored by Boo Boo's Pancakes.
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353. The Best of Canned Heat
This week in Couple of Critics news... Sam hid a soft feeling in a hard place, Michelle found a new soft spot on her skull, and together they reviewed The Best of Canned Heat. Has your kid been rolling up a switchblade in their t-shirt sleeve this week? Tune in at half past the hour, when we dive into the wacky new game all the kids are playing, Stab 'Em Ups. But first, a new podcast....
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352. Meantime by Helmet
Chosen from curiosity of the unknown, this week the choice is the major label debut Meantime by Helmet. This episode features the first episode of the new podcast My Leg Is Gone!
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351. The Godfather Part II
Tell 2025 to kick rocks, and listen to Sam and Michelle review the beloved film, The Godfather Part II. Out with the old and in with the old, here at Couple of Critics podcast... This episode features the hit New Years Day song "I'll Be Good".
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350. Couple of Critics Christmas Classics
This year, Santa held the critics hostage to ensure nostalgic cheer is spread to all. He made Michelle create a list of classic Christmas songs to review and enjoy. He demands we fill all your hearts with cheer, or he's beheading the first Reindeer.
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349. Nellyville by Nelly
No Dilemmas nor scuffed Err Force Ones when you've got The Gank and that sweet Pimp Juice. This week, Nellyville by Nelly is prime for the critiquing. This episode is brought to you by an exciting new 1-800 number.
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348. Duck Face Killings by Fulci
Why fight it? Sam likes death metal therefore death metal it is! This week the critics listen to and review Duck Face Killings by Fulci.
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347. Honky Château by Elton John
In the world of piano forward musicians, you would be pretty dumb if you didn't mention everyone's favorite flamboyant fingered fellow. This week, the critics review Honky Château by Elton John. This episode features a song from a woman wondering about bugs.
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346. The Best of Screaming Jay Hawkins
There is GWAR and there is Alice Cooper, but first there was Screaming Jay Hawkins! This week the critics listen to and discuss Screaming Jay Hawkins. This episode features a poem.
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345. Violent Femmes
When I'm podcasting I strut my stuff reviewing Violent Femmes. It's a big ol' weirdo bowl of punk angst for everyone to enjoy. This episode is brought to you by Pop-Em-Up-Corn.
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344. Answer That and Stay Fashionable by AFI
Reaching back in Sam's memories as a boy he remembered that there was an AFI album he liked. Does he still like it? Well this week it's time to find that out and more as the critics listen to and review the debut album Answer That and Stay Fashionable by AFI. This week features an episode of The Abraham Lincoln Crack Emporium Show.
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343. 90s Country Music Videos
Tritt. McEntire. Brooks. Join us for an enlightening discourse on the esteemed ancient framework of modern media in its most dignified form; the country music video. Tune in as we regale you with tales of profound turn of the 20th century oeuvre. This episode is brought to you by Walls.
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342. Sleepaway Camp
It's Halloween week which means it's horror movie time! This year Sam had the honors and chose an integral chapter in cinematic history. This week is all about Sleepaway Camp!
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341. Déjà Vu by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
This week, the critics are in for a treat as they review the Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young album Déjà Vu. They gleefully discuss the time David Crosby's mustache fell off, and Neil Young found it in a bathroom stall on the underside of a toilet bowl, covered in cottage cheese. The 70s were wild. The episode features a segment from Herschel J. Pinhead.
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340. Little Shop of Horrors w/ Chris Gibson
Suddenly Chris is back on the podcast and this time it's to talk about a 1896 human hungry space plant cult classic! Prick your finger and bleed for Audrey II because this week it's time to discuss Little Shop of Horrors! This episode features lost audio from folk music history.
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339. Bastard Life or Clarity by 30 Odd Foot of Grunts featuring Russell Crowe
I'm sorry. Sometimes in this podcast journey certain albums need to be heard to really make your own opinion. This week is that. Regretfully join Sam and Michelle to listen to them discuss Russell Crowe's band, 30 Odd Foot of Grunts, and their album Bastard Life or Clarity. TUGGER!!! This episode features a sneak peak into the green room of The Couple of Critics Podcast.
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338. Greatest Hits 1974-78 by Steve Miller Band
There are some albums that seem to come as standard issue with your first cd player in 1992 and this is one of them. This week Michelle chose Greatest Hits 1974-78 by Steve Miller Band. This episode features a message from The Gay Agenda.
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337. Be A Man by Macho Man Randy Savage
Only once in a generation is a piece of art this important bestowed upon civilization. That's where The Macho Man comes in! This week Sam chose to let Michelle listen to and review the 2003 master piece known as Be A Man by the late, great Macho Man Randy Savage. This episode is sponsored by Count Shitsnax's Guide To Black Metal.
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336. Spinal Tap II: The End Continues w/ Aunt Pam!
Our favorite resident Spinal Tap expert Aunt Pam, A.K.A. The Aunt Who Says Fuck, is back on the podcast to talk about the new documentary film Spinal Tap II: The End Continues! This episode features the shortest name game as of late. You're welcome.
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335. Hot Dogs Up Your Butts
Need a cure for those end of summertime blues? Grab a fistful of hotdogs and join the critics as they review the Hot Dogs Up Your Butts playlist. This episode features My Final Wish.
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334. The Best of Sugar Ray w/ Travis Harpster
Podcast deep voiced superstar guest Travis Harpster is back on the podcast. This time it was a meet up in Dayton to discuss a very important compilation album - The Best of Sugar Ray. This episode features a round of Guess That Melody with Travis!
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Sam and Michelle Eisert have similar, yet radically different tastes. In this podcast they submit their favorite media from the past and present to each other to discuss and review.
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