Couple of Critics Podcast

In celebration of our nation's big ol' birthday, we're looking into the future through the eyes of the past. Join us as we review the cult classic film Idiocracy. This episode gifts us a new perspective.

We all know Sam is a little devil boy, but what has he chosen this week? The bible hurling Christian 80'shair metal band Stryper! It's time to tip the scales a bit towards the lord with the yellow and black attack's best selling album to date- To Hell With The Devil! This episode features an exclusive interview with a mass murderer.

It's finally time for two fart-knocker critics to review the 1993 compilation album The Beavis and Butthead Experience. Whether this is cool or dumb, these two dillweeds are going to laugh like a pair of nads. This episode features a song about a brand spankin' new upgrade!

What do you get when you take a third generation royalty hillbilly country boy and introduce him to rock and roll at a young age? You get a pissed off redneck screaming about booze, women, and cocaine! This week the critics listen to and discuss the only full album release by the cowpunk metal band Assjack, also known as Hank Williams III, also known as Hank III, and also known as III. This episode features a song about Chicago!

First time guest alert! That's right! We brought in a friend and bandmate from the old days. The one and only Kent Hiltz makes the trip to Indiana to discuss the only full length album by the band Children. What is that album you ask? Well, it's Hard Times Hanging at the End of the World, you big dum dum. This episode features an episode of The Wacky Waldo Show!

You're in second grade and you're riding the school bus home, jamming to Bad Company with your bus driver. This week, the critics remember the nameless bus driver lady as they review 10 from 6 by Bad Company. This episode investigates the current relationship status of two former nu-metal lovers.

Searching through the annals (hehe) of Sam's brain to choose music that meant anything to him at some point in his life finally yielded a forgotten contender! This week the critics listne to and review the debut self titled album by DevilDriver. This episode features a dance song.

For the 5th annual Paxtoween celebration, the critics review the American classic movie, True Lies. Load up your ice cube trays for this 90s action comedy starring the the man of the week, Bill Paxton. It wouldn't be Paxtoween without a food review. It's doughnut time.

What's better than recording a podcast about the cinema darling known as North directed by Rob Reiner with Michelle's sister Beth? It's losing the audio files from the first time and having to record the entire episode a second time with Michelle's sister Beth! Viva El Norte! This episode features an origin story.

Sometimes you're late to the game, but at least you made it in time to watch the backboard shatter. This week, the critics review the album Too Dumb For Suicide: Tim Heidecker's Trump Songs. This episode features an important message from The White House.

To everybody's delight Sam has chosen yet another underground death metal album to share it's joys with the world. This time it's not Necrophagist, but Necrophagia! What will Michelle think of these tasty jams? Probably what she thinks about every other death metal album! This episode features a diary entry.

Michelle was feeling froggy this week and decided to construct a playlist for Sam, but this time, the theme is a secret. Will Sam figure it out or will he wish that he did? This episode features a rambunctious round of Guess That Melody!

Farts, puke, and physical violence are the topics of this episode! This week Sam chose, maybe incorrectly, to expose Michelle to the immature world of Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. Along with special guest Aunt Pam, the topic this week is Guest House Paradiso. The episode features a mandatory message from Donald J. Trump.

It only takes one disembodied head to make a classic funk rock album. This week, the critics review Maggot Brain by Funkadelic. This episode features an early morning anthem.

They say that you should do it right the first time, but have they not seen Terminator 2?! The critics invited over some local rapscallions to see whose favorite cover song will triumph over the lesser thans. "Cause let's face it, baby, these days…You gotta have a sequel”. This episode features a cover song from Jairy The Speed Em Up Music Performance Jr. Guy.

You want to talk about a 75 year old man whom has purple hair and purple cowboy boots? Well, this is the place to be. This week the critics discuss the debut album Vehicle by Ides of March. This episode features the inaugural episode of MAGA DADDY.

If not for family, who would we be? Would one cherish what both share, or send the other into the mouth of a hungry dinosaur? This week, the critics watch the cult classic, Clifford. This episode features a live radio broadcast.

It's time to put all high school battle of the bands rivalries behind you, because this week, Matt Schuerman joins the critics to review the album Futures from Jimmy Eat World. Regardless of where you put the emphasis, the emphasis is on the eat. This episode features a good old fashioned round of Guess That Melody!

As the podcast goes on and Sam keeps desperately clinging for things to review we find ourselves at unusual destinations. This is one of those destinations. that just happens to include Ben Stiller when he was in high school. This week the critics listen to and review the album Roadkill by Capital Punishment

Lock up your daughters and hide your wives because Dale and Gus are back on the podcast! What did the dynamic duo bring us this time? Well, the answer to that is an album by Shinedown I'm told is called Attention Attention. I don't know. I wasn't really listening. This episode features a cd compilation for sports fanatics.

This week, the critics review the self-titled debut album Chaka by Chaka Khan. Chaka Khan, let me rock you. Let me rock you, Chaka Khan. That's a lot of Chaka Khans. This episode features a real time filler.

Sometimes in life you have to just wonder what does a full length Jamiroquai album sound like? Usually it's when one member of the podcast is grasping for ideas and this time is no different! This week the critics listen to and discuss Traveling Without Moving by Jamiroquai. This episode features an ad.

This week, the critics review the album The Moon and Antarctica by Modest Mouse. Will this ruin Sam's whole week, or will it go down easier than Skyline Chili on Ramen noodles? This episode features the debut of The Abraham Goddamn Lincoln Crack Cocaine Singers.

Blast beats, sweep picking, and a mysterious frontman are the topics of this week's episode as the critics discuss Epitaph by Necrophagist. This episode is sponsored by Boo Boo's Pancakes.

This week in Couple of Critics news... Sam hid a soft feeling in a hard place, Michelle found a new soft spot on her skull, and together they reviewed The Best of Canned Heat. Has your kid been rolling up a switchblade in their t-shirt sleeve this week? Tune in at half past the hour, when we dive into the wacky new game all the kids are playing, Stab 'Em Ups. But first, a new podcast....

Chosen from curiosity of the unknown, this week the choice is the major label debut Meantime by Helmet. This episode features the first episode of the new podcast My Leg Is Gone!

Tell 2025 to kick rocks, and listen to Sam and Michelle review the beloved film, The Godfather Part II. Out with the old and in with the old, here at Couple of Critics podcast... This episode features the hit New Years Day song "I'll Be Good".

This year, Santa held the critics hostage to ensure nostalgic cheer is spread to all. He made Michelle create a list of classic Christmas songs to review and enjoy. He demands we fill all your hearts with cheer, or he's beheading the first Reindeer.

No Dilemmas nor scuffed Err Force Ones when you've got The Gank and that sweet Pimp Juice. This week, Nellyville by Nelly is prime for the critiquing. This episode is brought to you by an exciting new 1-800 number.

Why fight it? Sam likes death metal therefore death metal it is! This week the critics listen to and review Duck Face Killings by Fulci.

In the world of piano forward musicians, you would be pretty dumb if you didn't mention everyone's favorite flamboyant fingered fellow. This week, the critics review Honky Château by Elton John. This episode features a song from a woman wondering about bugs.

There is GWAR and there is Alice Cooper, but first there was Screaming Jay Hawkins! This week the critics listen to and discuss Screaming Jay Hawkins. This episode features a poem.

When I'm podcasting I strut my stuff reviewing Violent Femmes. It's a big ol' weirdo bowl of punk angst for everyone to enjoy. This episode is brought to you by Pop-Em-Up-Corn.

Reaching back in Sam's memories as a boy he remembered that there was an AFI album he liked. Does he still like it? Well this week it's time to find that out and more as the critics listen to and review the debut album Answer That and Stay Fashionable by AFI. This week features an episode of The Abraham Lincoln Crack Emporium Show.

Tritt. McEntire. Brooks. Join us for an enlightening discourse on the esteemed ancient framework of modern media in its most dignified form; the country music video. Tune in as we regale you with tales of profound turn of the 20th century oeuvre. This episode is brought to you by Walls.

It's Halloween week which means it's horror movie time! This year Sam had the honors and chose an integral chapter in cinematic history. This week is all about Sleepaway Camp!

This week, the critics are in for a treat as they review the Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young album Déjà Vu. They gleefully discuss the time David Crosby's mustache fell off, and Neil Young found it in a bathroom stall on the underside of a toilet bowl, covered in cottage cheese. The 70s were wild. The episode features a segment from Herschel J. Pinhead.

Suddenly Chris is back on the podcast and this time it's to talk about a 1896 human hungry space plant cult classic! Prick your finger and bleed for Audrey II because this week it's time to discuss Little Shop of Horrors! This episode features lost audio from folk music history.

I'm sorry. Sometimes in this podcast journey certain albums need to be heard to really make your own opinion. This week is that. Regretfully join Sam and Michelle to listen to them discuss Russell Crowe's band, 30 Odd Foot of Grunts, and their album Bastard Life or Clarity. TUGGER!!! This episode features a sneak peak into the green room of The Couple of Critics Podcast.

There are some albums that seem to come as standard issue with your first cd player in 1992 and this is one of them. This week Michelle chose Greatest Hits 1974-78 by Steve Miller Band. This episode features a message from The Gay Agenda.

Only once in a generation is a piece of art this important bestowed upon civilization. That's where The Macho Man comes in! This week Sam chose to let Michelle listen to and review the 2003 master piece known as Be A Man by the late, great Macho Man Randy Savage. This episode is sponsored by Count Shitsnax's Guide To Black Metal.

Our favorite resident Spinal Tap expert Aunt Pam, A.K.A. The Aunt Who Says Fuck, is back on the podcast to talk about the new documentary film Spinal Tap II: The End Continues! This episode features the shortest name game as of late. You're welcome.

Need a cure for those end of summertime blues? Grab a fistful of hotdogs and join the critics as they review the Hot Dogs Up Your Butts playlist. This episode features My Final Wish.

Podcast deep voiced superstar guest Travis Harpster is back on the podcast. This time it was a meet up in Dayton to discuss a very important compilation album - The Best of Sugar Ray. This episode features a round of Guess That Melody with Travis!

He's got a bucket on his head! This week the critics have two bloody ticket stubs to enter Bucketheadland 2..... if they can get past Albert.

Grab your hat and your packed lunch, 'cause it's time to review The Jimmy Castor Bunch. Don't know who that is? Funk, animal, and soulful sounds are ahead, unless you're a jive turkey. Don't be a jive turkey. We apologize for the audio issues present. We already threw the offending laptop in a wood chipper. This episode features The Chain Game.

As big of a fan as Michelle and Sam are of Black Sabbath, not once have they listened to a solo Ozzy album. This week it all changes for the critics as they discuss Blizzard of Ozz, Sharon, Randy Rhoads, cocaine, and the wild man that was Ozzy Osbourne. This episode features The Name Game.

Is it folk or is it anti-folk? What even is "anti-folk"? Sam and Michelle get down to the real brass tacks during this hootenanny of a review of the album Soviet Kitsch by Regina Spektor. This episode features a brazen teenager with a heavy metal heart and the voice of an angel.

When it comes to important cinema of the 90's, one must always remind themselves of the man whom talked with his butt. That's right, this week the critics are discussing the movie that started the rocket ship of Jim Carrey's film stardom - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. This episode features a tribute to Ozzy.

This week the Critics have a new guest! Sam's friend since High School and former band mate Neal Evans comes all the way from California to catch up and discuss the album Family by Jolly. This episode features The Screaming About Scream Podcast.