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Cozy History
by Sam and Austin
An exploration of history. From the cozy (think the history of oral sex) to the not so cozy (think plane crash cannibalism). Austin and Sam will cover it all. Enjoy!
Episodes
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Ep. 38: Confederate Vikings
The Boys are back after a long break! They worked hard, perfecting their craft, honing their skills. Training with monks on mountaintops type of thing. Now they are ready to begin Cozy History 2.0. This first episode looks at a little known aspect of the American Civil War. Follow John Hunt…
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Ep. 37: JFK (Part 3)
Part 3 (The Epic Conclusion) of the JFK series is here! Austin leads us through time and space, all the way back to November 22, 1963. To a little town called Dallas. Along the way Austin and Sam discuss the Space Race, the Bay of Pigs, and other Cold War highlights. Enjoy!
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Ep. 36: JFK (Part 2)
Part 2 is here! In this episode, Austin guides us through JFK's exciting WWII career, his road to the White House, and his complicated love life.
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Ep. 35: JFK (Part 1)
The lads are back with a new series! Austin leads us on a rollicking adventure 60 years into the past, where we'll discover the true story of John F. Kennedy. This episode has it all: the Irish Mob, angry chauffeurs, stories about chasing tail. That's only part one! Stay tuned for the rest and...
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Ep. 34: Ulysses S. Grant (Part 2)
The finale of our series on U.S. Grant! Austin and Sam follow Grant's postwar career, from the battlefield to the White House. They uncover his incredible Civil Rights achievements, discuss his fall from grace, and read a few passages from his memoirs. They even uncover a little secret about…
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Ep. 33: Ulysses S. Grant (Part 1)
We're back with a two part series on Ulysses S. Grant!! Hero of the Civil War! Huge family man! Notorious drinker? Maybe. Austin and Sam delve into the fascinating story of one of the USA's most famous war heroes. Seriously... he was considered the best general in the world. Enjoy!
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Ep. 32: NUTS! (The Battle of the Bulge)
NUTS! Austin and Sam dive into one of WWII's most famous battles. This episode features meth-fueled Nazis, General George Patton, and a lot of references to LOGISTICS. They also discuss an extremely heroic African American tank battalion that has largely been forgotten. Enjoy!
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Ep. 31: Alexander the Great
Austin and Sam are back at it after a short break (we tried to join the military but quit when we learned that ancient calvary tactics were no longer in use). Austin delivers a stunning account of Alexander's epic rise and fall. The fellas dive into ancient warfare tactics and equipment, the...
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Ep. 30: The Irish Potato Famine
Austin and Sam tackle one of their most difficult topics yet; The Irish Potato Famine. Almost everyone thinks that they know this sad story, but only Austin can leads us through this complex whirlwind of Irish history and British colonialism. How did it all start? Did they really only eat…
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Ep 29: Harald Hardrada "The Last Viking"
Austin and Sam dive into the fascinating life of "the last viking" Harald Hardrada. As a young man, he was forced from his homeland and left adrift in the ancient world. His military skill eventually led him to Constantinople and the Holy Land, where he gained wealth and prestige. Ultimately, his...
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Ep 28: The Boston Tea Party
Austin and Sam celebrate the 250th anniversary of the Boston Tea Party! But don't let the name fool you, this isn't about fancy gatherings with nice tea and those little triangular sandwiches. This episode features an in-depth look at the early days of the American independence movement. Samuel...
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Ep 27: The Christmas Truce of WWI
Who doesn't love Christmas? The beautiful lights, the great times with friends and family, and the absolute devastation of trench warfare! Sam and Austin have brought you a present: The Christmas Truce of WWI. This episode includes the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, the unifying power...
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Ep 26: The History of Florida
Inspired by "Florida Man" headlines, Austin leads us on a mystical journey through the mists of time. From the tectonic level, to Pangea (did it really exist?), to Francis Drake and the election of Abraham Lincoln. Florida's reputation as a crazy and lawless land of opportunity is well deserved....
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Ep 25: The History of the Bubonic Plague
Austin and Sam talk about the original Covid-19. You thought staying inside was horrible? Wait until you hear about plague doctors, bursting pustules, and shrieking flagellants. Trust us, the black plague was even worse than you think. It also has a surprisingly long history, from the Bible to…
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Ep 24: The History of the UAW
The UAW is on strike! As the United Auto Workers continue to put pressure on automakers, Austin and Sam are here to make sure that you know exactly what is going on. All the way from the early beginnings of the UAW to the developments that we're seeing right now! They also touch on Henry Ford's...
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Ep 23: The History of Pickles
Some people love them, some hate them. The latter group makes no sense to us. Join Austin and Sam as they explore the mind-blowing history of a superfood: pickles. Used by Julius Caesar, Napoleon, and even our boys overseas in WWII. They also discuss the new drug "monkey dust" and speculate on...
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Ep 22: The History of the Mafia
Guns, gambling, and gangsters. The mafia has captured public attention for many years (Shoutout Pauly Walnuts), but Austin and Sam found out the real history of Italian organized crime. From the Black Hand to John Gotti, they discuss the rise and fall of the greatest criminal organization that…
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Ep 21: D-Day
It's a 4th of July special episode! Austin and Sam discuss one of the most famous wartime operations in the history of the world. Discover the behind the scenes politics and spy-work that made it possible, how and why Eisenhower became Supreme Allied Commander, and how a bunch of Macy's...
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Ep 20: Colonel Sanders
Fist fights, Mormons, Fried Chicken? Austin and Sam dive into the crazy life of Colonel Harlan Sanders. Yes, the KFC guy. But there's so much more to this story than a secret blend of herbs and spices. We discuss stolen valor, being a fake lawyer, and the benefits of taking test. Finally, we...
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Ep 19: The Manhattan Project - LIVE
Austin and Sam meet up to discuss one of the most important scientific discoveries of the modern age... the development of the atomic bomb. They discuss the Manhattan Project and the scientists who worked to develop the bomb. They also consider the upcoming Christopher Nolan film, secret Soviet...
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Ep 18: USS Pensacola - The WWII ship known as "Grey Ghost"
Inspired by a WWII vet that Sam met in Kroger, this episode explores the Pacific Theater of WWII. The USS Pensacola saw action in almost every sea battle, dealing with Japanese air attacks on a regular basis. The boys discuss the staggering costs of war, both during the conflict and at home. It…
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Ep 17: Amelia Earhart, the Groundbreaking Female Pilot
Austin leads the discussion as we examine the interesting life (and death) of Amelia Earhart. Groundbreaking female pilot, early feminist, and all around badass lady. We also dive into silent film pornos, evil 1920’s newspapermen, and the mysterious Bermuda Triangle. Finally, we ask a penetrating...
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Ep 16: John Brown
This one is amazing. Violent, funny, and action-packed. Basically a Fast and Furious movie, but one of the good ones like Tokyo Drift. John Brown was an abolitionist, willing to use violence to destroy slavery. As you may know, this didn't necessarily go as planned... Listen to the episode to…
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Ep 15: Rasputin "The Russian Wizard"
This is a MUST LISTEN! Austin and Sam return from a brief hiatus to bring you their best episode yet. Follow along with the boys as they discuss this amazing man and the times that shaped him. Ultimately, despite the orgies and the alcohol, he was misunderstood. This a complicated but amazing...
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Ep 14: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Austin and Sam dive into the curious life of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. He's most famous for creating Sherlock Holmes, but the boys uncover connections to Harry Houdini, magical fairies, and the Zodiac Killer (They never caught him, he's still out there). Using the powers of deduction, the boys work...
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Ep 13: Genghis Khan
Think you already know everything about Genghis Khan? Austin and Sam might just surprise you. This episode is full of surprising stories, political intrigue, and ancient warfare. Finally, they discuss the Genghis Grill restaurant phenomena. This episode is dedicated to the dads who stepped up!
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Ep 12: History of Christmas
Merry Christmas from the Cozy History Podcast! Austin and Sam fight through the cold, snow, and hangovers to bring you a holiday spectacle like no other. Where else can you hear discussions on Roman orgies, corrupt politicians, and Santa's sex life? So settle in, grab a drink, and get cozy.
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Ep 11: Hadrian Pt. 2
Reporting from Savannah, GA and Tucson, AZ, Austin and Sam deliver their funniest episode yet. They send a message to Ukraine, discuss Hadrian's drug of choice (Benadryl), and offer some relationship advice that is as relevant now as it was in 44 BC. Open an amphora of wine and enjoy a cozy…
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Ep 10: Hadrian Pt. 1
Austin and Sam discuss the Roman Emperor Hadrian. Like many stories, this is ultimately a tale of love. Full of trials, tribulations, and a burning desire to build a wall across Britain. We also discuss the Donner Party, Kat Williams, and George W. Bush. Enjoy and look out for part 2, coming soon!
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Ep 9: LIVE in Chicago (Famous Duos)
LIVE from Chicago! Austin and Sam unite in Chitown for a very special episode. We discuss famous friends, Stephen King's drug use, and how we all live on stolen land. We also dive into Sigmund Freud and his weird relationship with his mother... You do not want to miss this one. This is how we win.
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Ep 8: Julius Caesar Pt. 2
Austin and Sam continue their discussion on Julius Caesar. We also review the Steven King movie 'The Mist', discuss Russian street fights, and agree that Jeff Bezos has 0 swagger. Finally, as we get closer to the Ides of March and Caesar's untimely death, we ask a burning question... Was…
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Ep 7: Julius Caesar
Beginning a series on Roman Emperors, Austin and Sam discuss the fascinating story of Julius Caesar! Yes, that Caesar, the fearless Roman general and sex machine. That's a hell of a descriptor, and you haven't even started the episode yet! We also discuss the importance of a money mindset…
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Ep 6: War Birds / Falconry
In a stunning display of audio quality, our best yet, Austin and Sam discuss the ancient practice of falconry (the use of giant birds to hunt or send information). Remember the bad guy from animated Mulan? We also discuss the Pizza Hut General Gorbachev, Stuart Little 2, and take you behind the...
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Ep 5: The Fall of Constantinople
Austin and Sam dive into the true and complicated story of the Fall of Constantinople and the collapse of the Byzantine Empire. No joke we actually sound like we know what we're talking about. Beyond the obvious conquest and bloodbaths, we discuss peak Britney Spears and how royal names are too...
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Ep 4: The History of Castaways
Welcome to Episode 4 of the Cozy History Podcast! We discuss the history of castaways and other shipwreck survivors. This episode is heavily inspired by the legendary Tom Hanks. We also dive into polygamous pirates, Kanye West on a desert island, and the importance of having a bottom bitch. Enjoy!
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Ep 3: The History of Kim Jong-Un
Welcome to Episode 3 of the Cozy History Podcast. We examine the history of Kim Jong-Un, Supreme Leader of North Korea and Michael Jordan super fan. Yes he has nuclear weapons, but that doesn't stop of us from talking about Mr. Rogers (RIP), BTS, and Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs.
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Ep 2: The History of Aphrodisiacs aka Love Potions
Welcome to Episode 2 of the Cozy History Podcast with Austin and Sam. Have you ever been in love but they didn't feel the same way? Well we might have some ways to change their mind. With consent of course. In this episode we explore aphrodisiacs aka love potions, from the ancient Romans to the...
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Ep 1: The History of Nancy Pelosi
Welcome to Episode 1 of the Cozy History Podcast with Austin and Sam! We really dig into Nancy Pelosi here. Like really get in there. No stone unturned type of thing. We also explore waterboarding, PimpObama, and how much we hate Christopher Columbus. Enjoy.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
An exploration of history. From the cozy (think the history of oral sex) to the not so cozy (think plane crash cannibalism). Austin and Sam will cover it all. Enjoy!
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Sam and Austin
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An exploration of history. From the cozy (think the history of oral sex) to the not so cozy (think plane crash cannibalism). Austin and Sam will cover it all. Enjoy!
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