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CP Time
by Blerds Online
CP Time is what happens when 3 guys get together and talk for half an hour. There's really nothing more, we don't know what we're talking about.
Episodes
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CP Time #37 - Luke James
In this episode the guys are joined by Luke James, #NotTheSinger. This one has discussions about the how YouTube is changing but that doesn't mean it's dying, people will pay for anything, so get paid for your craft. Then the topic turns to the XXL Freshmen of 2017, Hopsin, Juggalos, The…
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CP Time #36 - Fish Hitler
CP Time is back with to talk about how 2016 was horrible. Then we tell some stories from our jobs because we out here in the workforce. We're also joined by Jaryn. Vine died despite Pornhub's best attempts at keeping it alive. A Goofy Movie, the racists that drew Jordan and Honey Nut Cheerios.…
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CP Time #35 - CP Time Reacts
CP Time has returned from the Shadow Realm with diss tracks, Naruto and more original jokes than Amy Schumer. We spend half an hour discussing the most serious beef in all of hip hop right now. Jordan vs Darrell. We also discuss Bernie Sanders vs Hillary Clinton as well as Cam Newton vs the…
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CP Time #34 - 2 Mics
We were gone because of Taiwan. Jaz got 2 mics but Darrell got 8 kids. We discuss Malik's XXX rated twitter account (@Dr_Snekindekin). We also reveal why everyone hates Darius (@Annoyed_Bassist). Close pornographic encounters of the fighting kind, Sauce Walka murdered Drake and Drake is a sports...
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CP Time #33 - Pill Cosby
Jaz likes to google strange things, Jared got the CP and we're not talking Colored People Time. Gages stink man, clean those things. What is a snekinden? Is it ever too early for the tatas? Darrell is keeping Foxy off the kids and that's why the show is always late. Five Nights at Freddy's, looks...
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CP Time #32 - Corny Bread
The show is called CP Time because this episode is on CP Time. We're talking Game Grumps and the NBA Playoffs, spoiler alert: The Warriors Win. The Avengers movie that came out a while ago. Michelle Obama dropping presidential bars in an attempt to wake up Mr. West. iPhone is bringing hood fights...
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CP Time #31 - Synced The Ding
It's that time again, the best time of all time, CP Time. In this episode we discuss a man who loves his vest and commas, Life is Strange. Everyone hates sneaker heads and we're not a podcast anymore. There's some Game Grumps jokes. Is @BeastbmodeThell the greatest tweeter of all time? Chaz makes…
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CP Time #30 - The Return
It's like we never went anywhere. We're talking, porn and hummas in the class, Darrell is very old, Facial tattoos, Powerbomb Jutsu is a strange show, Kedrick is tricky, Kanye confuses everyone, Master P, Jaz introduces slandercast: YouTube edition, and The Untouchable Jordan gets touched.…
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CP Time 29 - Zetsu
Another day, another CP Time. We're talking Sunset Overdrive and Sasuke. Naruto is ending and people are having their opinions flipped. Mouth full of whip cream is not a good look. Street harassment, robbing subways because your diet didn't work. There's a lot of people we're tired of we don't…
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CP Time 28 - The World Hates Us
Just wanted to let you know first off, we're not dead. We're just going bi weekly. It's easier on our schedules. Thanks for listening. In this episode we talk about black people getting shot for eating sandwiches. Everything being down the street from Jaz. Feminista Jones and Flatbush Zombies are...
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CP Time 27 - Slapped
So we're back, well Jaz and Jordan are back. Darrell is in and out, can't afford wifi and all that. He also can't tell a story. Also hear the story about how Jaz witnessed Andy Milonakis let it flop out. Seriously that story took up most of the show but it's funny so listen. Don't forgot to...
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CP Time 26 - Chicken, Peanut Butter and Hate
In this episode we discuss Mike Brown, Robin Williams, not necessarily in that order and the return of chicken fries to burger king. There's also someone we really dislike on twitter. We also discuss Darrell's sexual misadventures with peanut butter and punches. Twitter: @CPTimePodcast @MrJTrip...
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CP Time 25.5 - Homeless Football
Almost exactly a month later the prodigious son of podcasting has returned to remind you of our name. We're not dead yet, Gangster rapper pewdiepie, Jaz likes to yell at his dumb dog, Jordan's Orientation, The new sport weeping the homeless nation, I turned down Jaz's audio but he was yelling so...
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CP TIme 25 - Tired of Darrell Cast / Churchast
Let CP Time Down teaches us to get off the roof cus your momma crazy. We taking you to church. May be the last show Terrence is ever mentioned on. Evening service. Jaz got game and a dog. Bible Study. You're vine famous and we don't even care. Terrence motivating body image change. Dogs gonna be...
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CP Time #24 - Mud Butt
Jordan is in New York getting with all the smarty art chicks that love Donald Glover so we didn't record an episode because he is literally swimming in the poontang. Instead we bring our last back up episode to you. You'll recognize the low quality audio from our early shows. Somehow even Jaz's...
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CP Time #23 - We Made It
Jordan let CP Time Down, we spend almost 20 minutes talking about Naruto and Ecchi trash. There's a guy in Michigan with some big balls. We've got a new segment. It's positive, we call it "NIGGA WE MADE IT". Skrawbury milk. Celebrities probably would hate us. Actors in a past life. The movie…
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CP Time #22 - Oldcast
Someone is dishing out headbutts in Let CP Time Down and I promise it isn't Darrell. Dave Chappelle is funny, but now he can beat you up. Daniel Tosh is Worldstar for white people. Kel Mitchel and Sinbad. Sexual Harassment is real in these streets. Stephen A. Smith is our guest. Follow us on...
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CP Time #21 - Madlibs
So Jordan and Jaz can't be mature when Darrell isn't around. This is why they have to be on leashes in public. We also discuss @Nerd_Sage Fight Night, poor quality diss songs, croutons and futons and of course we do some madlibs. We also discuss how we'd live life after ending up on world star....
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CP Time #20 - Rats In The Wall
DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK... we never left. We're back to a regular shows now. In this episode we discuss spoilers in anime, old women pretending to be young women, rats in walls, Let CP Time Down, well we tried, Eliot Rodger and a heap of other times. Remember to subscribe to us on iTunes, follow...
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CP Time #19 - Q&A 3: The Trifecta
FINALLY, the last part of our Q and A shows. We really did answer every question. Here's a secret, we recorded all these in one night. 4 and a half hours of questions. Think about that. If you asked us a question and aren't subscribed on iTunes, I'll be seeing you soon. We have an issue that…
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CP Time #18 - Q&A REDUX
We had so much fun with our first question and answer show we did another. Or we recorded it on the same day and just didn't record a show this week, I really don't see how it's any of your business anyway. You got your show, you also get an hour and a half of us answering questions and this is…
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CP Time #17 - Eponymous Cast
Sorry, we're late. The man was keeping us down. By the man we mean Donald Sterling. We also discuss cupcakes stuffed with semen, slander each other. Some of the greatest one liners of all time and a bunch of other stuff. Random inclusion we've got a GTA crew now. You should join. These…
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CP Time #16: Press The Button
This is a vault episode from somewhere around episode 6 or 7. It's pretty funny. We sit around and play a game of press the button. It also marks the birth of Jaz. At some point in this show we started calling him Jaz instead of Julian. This horrible episode is what caused our chemistry to…
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CP Time #15 Q&A
We decide to take a break from our lack of usual extensive preparation for our shows, and answer some fan questions, statements and punctuation. Jordan also corrects your grammar, Jaz decided to be funny for a show and Darrell goes on a rant that may or may not be 23 minutes long. Thanks to...
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CP Time #14
In the first official Let CP Time Down we talk about Jordan's barbers, Darrell's personafication of everything & interviews, The Boondocks are back, We go back to the barbers because they still let us down. Saying our last names on the show just creates work for Darrell. Jordan may want to take…
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CP Time currently has 25 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
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CP Time is what happens when 3 guys get together and talk for half an hour. There's really nothing more, we don't know what we're talking about.
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CP Time is created and hosted by Blerds Online.
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