Cranked & Ranked

The follow up to our last album ranking brings us to the band that is not quite Descendents, but also much more. Bonus points to anyone who can tally up the number of times we say ALL in this episode.

Here's our ranking of ALL of the full-length studio albums by Descendents. Enjoy!

Six years after our original Judas Priest album ranking, we re-rank their entire album discography.

The most evilest of evil death metal bands gets the C&R treatment.

Our top 10 favorite albums of 1998.

8 albums. 2 EPs. 1 of the most successful metal bands of this century.

Here we go again...

A very special episode where we Slash & Mash the first 2 Saigon Kick albums and get a visit from the man himself, Jason Bieler!

Find out exactly when humanity peaked in this episode of Cranked & Ranked!

Our top 10 Motörhead albums. Plus a ton of tangents.

Ranking all 22 original full-length Motörhead studio albums.

On this very special episode of Cranked & Ranked, we celebrate the 30th anniversary of the 90s Metallica classic, Load!

Come dork out with us as we share our fantasy setlists for Metallica, Judas Priest, Nirvana, Megadeth, Alice in Chains, Anthrax, Faith No More, Ugly Kid Joe, and Fudge Tunnel, along with some submitted setlists from our viewers and listeners!

Our top 10 favorite albums of 1983.

Join us as we rank all 10 full-length studio albums from beloved alt-metal trailblazers, Deftones.

The dudes create their ultimate Nirvana deep cut compilation.

The thrashiest of the classic thrash metal bands finally gets the C&R treatment.

What is "coworker music?" What bands would be considered the culprits of this category of music? Is the term even meaningful in any way or is it just another way for elitist losers to act like total dicks? Let's talk about it!

Another 80s hard rock band from the 90s gets the full C&R treatment.

Join us as we rank the full-group, full-length discography (minus that one album the Pharma Bro bought) of one of the most influential hip-hop groups ever.

Our top 10 favorite albums of 1995.

Over two hours of power. All killer, many tangents.

Once again, the dudes get to be super nerdy about their favorite band and create a compilation of the best deep cuts from the 80s Metallica albums.

The second half of our adventure ranking all 15 studio albums from the legendary prog rock band, Genesis.

Join us for the first half of our adventure ranking all 15 studio albums from the legendary prog rock band, Genesis.

Hair Metal, Glam Metal, 80s Hard Rock... whatever you call it, we're here to discuss and decide who we would include in the Big 4 of the era.

A special grunge episode where we rank the sole full-length albums from Green River, Mad Season, Malfunkshun, Mother Love Bone & Temple Of The Dog and create a compilation of our favorites from the albums.

For our first ranking of 2026, we finally get around to one of Old Head's favorite bands of all time, Fudge Tunnel!

It's the 5th annual Cranked & Ranked Holiday special! Featuring our top 5 "Christmas movies", the Cadbury Roses assorted chocolates ranked, and some Kerrang! magazine quizzes from 1988!

Join us as we discuss another "other singer" era of a legendary metal band and turn two under-appreciated metal albums into the ultimate Tim "Ripper" Owens Judas Priest compilation. ...and yes, there are tangents...

We finally get around to ranking the full-length album discography of crossover thrash metal icons, Suicidal Tendencies.

Our top 10 favorite albums of 2015.

Rockin' with Dokken (and a buttload of tangents).

Tangents abound. Cool points? Not so much.

On this tangent-filled episode, we rank all of the major KISS live albums as we morn the untimely loss of the Spaceman.

The dudes finally get around to ranking Old Head's favorite metal band of this millennium!

The albums that excited us, inspired us, and made us who we are.

We finally get around to ranking the full-length studio album discography of one of the most influential bands in death metal. Plus, Eddie coins a new aesthetic and unleashes a new character. Tangents abound.

Come with us on a tangent-filled journey into the world of GTA Vice City as we rank all of the Vice City radio stations.

Welcome to the world premiere of the debut album from GRAVE CIRCUIT — the new band formed by Old Head and Eddie Sparxx. You'll hear the full album from start to finish, and get the inside story on how the band was formed, along with an in-depth breakdown of each track. Get the album here: https://gravecircuit.bandcamp.com

The dudes give some much deserved attention to an under-appreciated era of a legendary band and create their ultimate Blaze Bayley Iron Maiden compilation.

Our top 8 Queen albums, plus an epic amount of tangents.

For our first multi-part ranking in over a year, we tackle the impressive, legendary discography of one of the greatest rock bands of all time.

Our top 10 favorite albums of 1984.

Join us as we pay tribute and celebrate the solo career of arguably the most important musical figure of our lives by creating our ultimate Ozzy compilation.

On this episode, the dudes rank and discuss the discography of the legendary grunge/punk band, L7.

Let's get naughty naughty!

The dudes tackle the impressive discography of one of the most under-appreciated bands of the 90s.

Once again, the dudes dig into the Metal Archives and react to some album reviews. 

The dudes immerse themselves in the swampy sounds of a seminal classic rock band.