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Crash On My Couch
by Kast Media
Crash On My Couch - a weekly podcast with YouTubers Arden Rose and Will Darbyshire, proving that we all live in a truly crazy world. From conspiracy theories to weird cultures of Japan to questions about relationships, happiness, and pet revenge, we’ll discover all the fun facts that are currently a necessity for surviving life in our 20s - or at least breaking the ice at the next party.
Episodes
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Will And Arden Debate Disney World
Will and Arden talk dinosaurs, Nintendo and debate the wonders of a mid-pandemic Disney World visit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Real Life Indiana Jones, The Future of Contactless Payment, and The Genesis of The MeToo Movement
It's finally here people!! A new episode of COMC highlighting some very cool folks from the BIPOC community that YOU should know immediately! I'm talking art vigilantes, genius innovators, and starters of revolutions!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Mysterious Case Of Fenn’s Treasure
'This week we give an update on the mysterious and ever evolving tale of Fenn’s Treasure. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Will Finally Plans His Treasure Hunt
On this week's episode of COMC, we discuss the parallel universe versions of ourselves that probably exist (spoiler alert they are NOT good people), we discuss why the hell there are sooo many bots on Twitter right now, and Will deep dives on the internet to find the best metal detector an…
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The War With Our Neighbor Rages On
In this episode, Arden and Will eat the rich, trap their neighbors like in an acme cartoon, and learn what qualifies as “adventurous” in America! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Park the Komodo
This week we decided to park the komodo and let you guys in on some interesting tid bits, like why everyone is freaking out about MURDER HORNETS and a five year old that decided to take a joy ride on the highway... We also give you some haircutting advice from two people who know next to nothing...
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Tony Hawk Brokers Intergalactic Peace
Today on COMC, we admit to planning an all out assault of our social distance flouting neighbors by nerf gun, there's a penguin and orangutang play date at the San Diego Zoo, and we talk about how Tony Hawk and James Charles will band together to broker intergalactic peace. See...
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The Rise of the Dirt Bikers
This week Arden and Will discuss a tiger thought to be extinct since the 1930’s, a virtual tour you can take from home through the eyes of someone actually hiking FOR YOU in the Faroe Islands, and the rise of the dirt bikers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Murder In The Happiest Place On Earth?
Will & Arden chat crazy technology, a murder in the happiest place on earth and an update to one of the worlds most coveted treasures! This week and more on Crash On My Couch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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This Art Keeps Van Gogh-ing Missing!
Will and Arden discuss an intrepid art detective on the case of a missing Van Gogh, why we haven't spotted aliens on earth just yet, and Albert Einsteins most famous but forgotten quote, "Gods greatest gift to mankind is the modern toilet." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Nintendo Conspiracy
Jared Leto did WHAT?! The Nintendo Conspiracy and the Coronavirus moron. This week and more on Crash On My Couch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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What's Your Cat REALLY Up To?
Will and Arden talk fitness. Virtual fitness! Did you know that staring at a treadmill screen has benefits? Nor did we! Also where h*ll does your cat go when it goes wandering about outside? Let's find out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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What to Do Indoors
Times are crazy! You all know what we're talking about. Today Will and Arden share some fun ideas to enjoy being indoors! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Coronavirus Bats!?!
Will and Arden talk animals from Coronavirus origins to cute fuzzy animal contests and more! Tune in for some fun! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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This Lady's Literally Got a Brewery In Her Belly!
Who knew a human being could produce their own alcohol? You'll have to listen to believe it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Will found a f**k ton of stuff in Egypt
Arden and Will discover many things in this episode. How much a Komodo dragon weighs, what Wills favorite Simpsons movie is, and a f**k ton of stuff in Egypt. Find out the fun details in the episode! You're in for a treat! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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YUP, WE'RE BACK!
After short lived stints as boat captains and cabaret ensemble members, Will and Arden have come to the conclusion that podcasting really IS their true calling. They're back baby, and better than ever. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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COMC 51 - The Great Tangent & NXIVM Cult News
Cult updates, a weekly genius and tangents galore! Arden and Will applaud the 12 year-old who managed to steal his parents' credit card and take his own adventure to Bali. Arden also shares a little "What's in My Bag - Runaway Rucksack Edition." Then they introduce you to Alipay, the Chinese…
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COMC 50 - Smallville Sex Cult & Stinky Meats
You sent us some smelly and sketchy articles this week! Arden and Will first discuss the idiot who accidentally summoned seagulls into his hotel room with a suitcase of pepperoni (and the story only gets worse...) Then, they marvel at Japan's "mourn-and-go" drive-through funeral service. You…
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COMC 49 - You're Dead!
How do you prove you're alive? Is the Malaysia Flight 370 still out there? Arden and Will give you the scoop on a man who found out that he's dead. Then they try to decipher if aliens sent a mysterious coded message that could lead to the missing Malaysia Flight 370. Finally, they get real…
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COMC 48 - Sky Treasure & Queen Bees
Can the sky bring us gold? Would you rely on self-driving cars? Arden and Will feature more ideas from our wonderful Toaster Trial competitors, including the dangers of self-autonomous cars, the time it rained gold, and a friendship between a queen bumblebee and her rescuer that are totes #goals....
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COMC 47 - Truth about Time Travel & Fenn Deaths Pt. II
Government time travel experiments, Russian dopers, and the fatal Fenn Treasure - Arden and Will enter some dark territory this week...First they share the idiot Olympic "I don't do doping" Russian athlete who, of course, got caught doping. Then they discuss another death in the search for Fenn's...
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COMC 46 - KFC Crisis & The Best Fake Restaurant
Trying to beat the system? Take some tips from this week's hilarious heroes. First, Arden and Will reveal how a very average skier became an Olympic athlete. Then they cover the KFC shortage in the UK, and how we could someday have a black market of chicken. Finally, they share how a crafty...
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COMC 45 - Plane Fart Fights & Black Panther!
Flying flatulence, Black Panther controversies, and poacher tartare - Arden and Will have a lot on this week's menu! First they share the story of the putrid farts that forced an emergency plane landing. Then they review the annoying fake news around the blockbuster hit movie, Black Panther - but...
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COMC 44 - Hamsters Down the Toilet & A Lost Mayan Civilization
Arden and Will get wet, wild, and a little weepy over this week's news. First, they return to emotional support pets vs. airline staff, in which a poor hamster gets flushed down an airport toilet. Then they reveal the amazing laser data discovery of ancient Mayan ruins. But then it's more sad…
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COMC 43 - Coregasms & Peacocks (Not) On A Plane
Orgasms at the gym, peacocks vs. United Airlines, and what lies beneath a Delaware-sized iceberg - fun facts and stories galore! Arden and Will first discuss the emotional support peacock that was not welcomed at the airport. They also warn you about the possible discoveries under Antarctica's...
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COMC 42 - Crash On My Couch Highlight Reel
Arden and Will revisit some of their favorite moments from the podcast! Enjoy the walk down memory lane, with pitstops at B.o.B's ridiculous flat earth theory, the debut of Let's Go On A Treasure Hunt!, and their advice for handling long distance relationships. We'll be back next week with fresh...
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COMC 41 - Grandpa's Edibles & The Anti-Masturbation Cereal
Fifth graders on edibles, mind control, and the cereal cure for "self pollution" - this week's stories are off their nuts! Arden and Will first talk about a 9 year-old weekly ignorant who accidentally got her classmates high on Grandpa's marijuana gummies. Then they marvel at how multiple doctors...
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COMC 40 - First Date Conversation Starters, Oscar Noms & Searching for Claudia
Arden and Will have a long, long chat about an epic Tinder search, first date etiquette, and the Academy Award season! First, they explain why this week's weekly genius emailed every Claudia at the University of Missouri. Then they introduce you to a study that wants you to talk about abortions…
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COMC 39 - The $40 Million Diamond & CIA Catch-a-Mole
Wonderful weed updates, diamond discoveries, and spy shit - no fake news this week! First, Arden and Will share a sweet spin on last week's wacky tabacky story. Then they plan their wild future with their stolen engagement diamond. Finally, they expose the CIA's sloppy hunt for the Chinese spy…
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COMC 38 - Wacky Tobacky & Workout Buddies
Arden and Will have some tips to make 2018 a great year! This includes why we should stop Jeff Sessions and his madness towards marijuana, why you shouldn't work out with your significant other, how to prioritize self-care, and how to use the January slump to get your creative juices flowing. See...
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COMC 37 - Logan Paul...Ay, Caramba!
Happy New Year! Arden and Will kick off 2018 with a rant about weekly idiot Logan Paul (who, let's be honest - is always an idiot) and the reasons they avoid the YouTube world today. Then they dive into the scientific ways you can motivate yourself to be more productive this year. Finally, in…
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COMC 36 - Introvert Issues & the Cure for Death?
Frozen corpses, lost homes, and a Q&A - it's a not so holly jolly present from Arden and Will! Learn about cryogenics, the crazy process of freezing your body to resurrect it in the future. Then enjoy some ho-ho-hah-hahs over the Canadian who found a missing house on his property. Finally, unwrap...
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COMC 35 - Great Emu War & Sophia the Saudi Robot
Battling birds, AI robot families, and movie mania for Lady Bird! Arden and Will chat about how Greta Gerwig's Lady Bird broke records on Rotten Tomatoes, why we should be afraid of Sophia the talking robot and her Sophia robot babies, and how emu overpopulation began a historical war. Send us an...
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COMC 34 - Pokémon Ambassadors & Anti-Science Scientists
Arden and Will reach for all kinds of heights in this week's weird news, including the latest in flat earther shenanigans, Pikachu and Hello Kitty's new roles as city-appointed representatives, and the science of singing the highest opera note ever. Any wacky, ridiculous, or amazing news we…
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COMC 33 - The Sugar Conspiracy & Actors Who Turned Down Real Good Roles
How did the sugar industry secretly start the low-fat diet? Hugh Jackman as James Bond? Arden and Will explore the sugar conspiracy, Coca-Cola's brilliant, yet manipulative marketing scheme to infiltrate our favorite holidays, treasure that is probably cursed, and the alternate world where other...
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COMC 32 - Self Marriage & Thanksgiving (Not) Fun Facts
What happens when love goes too far? Arden and Will tell you out about the self-loving lady who married herself and cheated on herself, and the fatal dangers of your dog's kisses. Then they explore the most unshocking Thanksgiving facts that could totally help you get a date. See...
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COMC 31 - Virtual Reality Weddings & KFC Bath Bombs
Description: Just when we thought the world (mostly Japan) couldn't get any weirder...Learn how you can get KFC Japan's exclusive fried chicken bath scent, and why Colonel Sanders loves Japan in Christmas. If that's not bizarre enough, also find out how a Japanese man was able to marry an anime...
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COMC 30 - Stranger Things Theory & the Great British Blunder
Arden and Will explore the trending TV topics! First, they explain why a beloved Great British Bake Off judge spoiled the entire season. Then they dive into the hot debate - are Steve and Jean Ralphio really related? Finally, they teach you about Japan's robot Buddhist monk that can bless your…
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COMC 29 - Halloween Spooktacular!
Cursed movies, Halloween trivia, and creepy cults - it's a time for fright! Arden and Will explore the spooky real life phenomena behind the classic horror films, "Rosemary's Baby" and "Poltergeist." Then Arden tests her knowledge on the origins of Halloween, jack-o-lanterns, and the true meaning...
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COMC 28 - Coworker Crush, Orgasms & the Mad Pooper
It's a Q&A with Arden and Will! But first, learn about the infamous "Mad Pooper" jogger and the science of divorce rates. Then they tackle your questions on how to be British, how porn affects your sex compatibility, and whether or not you should date your coworker. Send your questions to...
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COMC 27 - Szechuan Sauce Suckers & Mystery Shoppers
Arden and Will rant about the insanity of Rick and Morty fans, especially when it comes to McDonald's Szechuan sauce. (Please don't trade your car or your kidney. It'll be back this winter.) They also explain why your dog should sleep in your bedroom, and drift into a fantasy about their future...
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COMC 26 - Kardashian Konspiracy
Arden and Will share the tall and trashy tales of today's news! First they dump on B.o.B's GoFundMe page to prove that his dumb flat earth theory is correct. They also explore the Stone Age civilization that is somehow surviving without fire, hamburgers, and Game of Thrones in our modern day…
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COMC 25 - The Most Painful Insect Sting & Thrift Store Treasures
This week, Arden and Will tell you which creatures rank highest on the most painful stings, and what you should do if you get attacked (hint: scream). They also share stories of strange objects stuck in strange parts of the body, like the corn ball shoved in Will's nose. Lastly, they reveal...
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COMC 24 - Drunk Personalities & Dogs On Your Dead Body
Arden and Will introduce you to the failed Starbucks robber who is suing a Good Samaritan for stopping his crime. Also find out if you're scientifically an Ernest Hemingway, a Mary Poppins, a Nutty Professor, or a Mr. Hyde when you're drunk. Then discover why your dog is the most likely pet to…
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COMC 23 - Say No to Pharma Bro & Badass Ninja Houses
This week, Arden and Will share more fascinating discoveries from the Internet! First, they explain why Martin Shkreli (aka the Voldemort of the human race) should be kept in jail forever - and not the nice celebrity one. Then learn about the awesome ninja house that would be a parkour lover's...
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COMC 22 - Piccadilly Espionage & Killer Graveyard Shifts
This week, Arden and Will try to save your life! First they explain why you shouldn't shoot bullets at a hurricane (we know that's on your to-do list). Then they unveil the actually true conspiracy about the CIA's "heart attack gun" and the secret spy weapon of the poisonous umbrella that took a...
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COMC 21 - Sex Drives, Unmotivated Boyfriends & Poopy Tinder Dates
This week, Arden and Will answer your adulting questions! How can you satisfy your own libido when your partner doesn't want sex? How often should you vacuum? How do you help your boyfriend if he's in a rut? They tackle these dilemmas and more! - but not without first discussing the amazing…
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COMC 20 - Eyeball Sunscreen & Karats on Carrots
This week, Arden and Will rant about dumb people wearing sunscreen on their eyes to see the eclipse, followed by an intense debate on whether sunscreen for the eyeballs could really exist. They also reveal how likely you'll go to the gym if Amazon gift cards are involved, and share a touching…
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COMC 19 - #SaveAvril
This week, Arden and Will dive deep into more wild science experiments and celeb conspiracies! First, they explore the ethics of pig-human embryos and determine which animal hybrid would be the most awesome of them all. Then they expose the coded meaning behind Avril Lavigne song lyrics. (Or is…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Crash On My Couch - a weekly podcast with YouTubers Arden Rose and Will Darbyshire, proving that we all live in a truly crazy world. From conspiracy theories to weird cultures of Japan to questions about relationships, happiness, and pet revenge, we’ll discover all the fun facts that are currently a necessity for surviving life in our 20s - or at least breaking the ice at the next party.
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Kast Media
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