Creme World

Nba goofball Klay Thompson cheated on hall of fame baddie Megan Thee Stallion and two n-words with checkered pasts are here to smoke newports and yap about the patriarchy and how weird dudes online are. That's the whole hour, I actually think it's one of the more interesting conversations we've had bc it's unfortunately extremely vulnerable. Please leave a like and subscribe and comment if we dated in my 20s. 

I brought my laptop and mic out for a full week on the Seattle comedy circuit and hit five rooms, recording the sets and then jumping in my car to give unfiltered, immediate notes on what happened while it was still fresh.Across the week, I’m workshopping bits, trying new tags, trimming the fat, and doing whatever it takes to make audiences laugh. You’ll hear how a “solid” joke changes when I tweak the first sentence, how one clunky transition can ruin a punchline, and why I sometimes open with something intentionally rough just to set the tone that this is a living, breathing process. If you’re into joke writing, comedic timing, and the behind-the-scenes craft of stand-up comedy, tap in. There’s also the reality of chasing stage time: last-minute changes, different kinds of crowds, local Seattle references that either pop or fall flat, and the pressure trying to get booked. The week builds toward a longer, more polished featured set for Cozy Comedy in West Seattle, where hopefully all the work I'd put in comes together. If you’ve ever wondered how comedians actually get better between gigs, press play. Subscribe, share it with a comic friend, and leave a review with the line that made you laugh hardest.

Happy 4/20. In honor of the high holiday we relive our youths and recount our experiences with every drug we’ve had the pleasure of taking. Guess which one of us took Mescaline. Yeah you nailed it, but this is still worth a listen because somehow this is also a conversation about parenting. Please subscribe to the show and leave a rating if you enjoy what you’re partaking. 

It’s the podcast Chanel for the podcast Van Cleef for the podcast. Hey it’s the new episode. Chatting some various TikTok microdramas & cyberbullying at large. Then I talk about the way onlyfans has changed my experience on instagram and social media writ large. Tap in. Subscribe. Clean up after yourself omg.

Hey hot stuff it's another episode of Creme World. This week Xaii is back to talk about the unrelenting stupid story of Pooh Shiesty kidnapping Gucci Mane. Then it's J Cole vs LaRussel in the corny n-word olympics. Maybe other stuff too, idk hit the big subscribe/follow button please. And follow me on social @cremebrulee2d

This ones for the real heads, that's right it's a classic 'talking' episode. Strap in as I walk you through all the thoughts I had on my spring break trip to Florida. The full spectrum of media is addressed. Film, TV, music and I even reference a BOOK. Holy consumption. Thanks for listening please leave a review and allat. 

Xaii didn't get to make fun of Jack Harlow so obviously.. We also use that topic as a jumping off point to talk about artists who are authentic vs "culture vultures" and how it is some culture vultures make great art and some "authentic" artists are kinda mid. As always please like and suscribe. Love you. 

Jack Harlow is not the guest btw. But he does have a new album and said some things that got people upset (RACIALLY). I also give my final thoughts on love is blind season 10 and drop my mount rushmore of Disney Chanel stars. If you're in your early 30s this ones for you BABY. Please like the show and leave a rating and review and subscription and give me a hug kbye. 

It's an oops all Atlanta episode lowkey. We talk the recent kinda rap kinda instagram beef between TI and 50 cent then Luke Kornet (derogatory) vs the Atlanta Hawks. Then we spin the block on the BAFTA situation because surprisingly we still have takes. Ok subscribe to the show and follow me on social @cremebrulee2d love you 

It's a music episode dagummit. I'm talking Baby Keem, Charli xcx, Joji, Don Toliver, Charlotte Day Wilson & MORE. SEND ME SONGS. LISTEN TO THESE SONGS. Ok love you please leave a like and rating and allat. 

WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL BLICKYS. TONIGHT WE WILL BE HANDING OUT SOME VERY SPECIAL AWARDS INCLUDING BEST BLACK MOVIE, BEST TRIUMPH OVER WHITE PEOPLE & BEST SLANG. PLEASE PUT ON A SUIT OR EVENING DRESS BEFORE LISTENING. HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH. #BLICKYSSOBLACK

Happy Black History Month. I mostly talk about black people stuff before diving into the newest season of the most prestigious reality show dynasty of our time; Love is Blind. It probably won't make the black history archives but it's contributions to denigrating the white race can't be ignored. Follow me on social @cremebrulee2d + subscribe to the pod and comment and allat. 

Your classic me and Xaii Y A P P I N G. If you don't like that then LEAVE. JK we do tackle some heavier things after explaining the balloon popping videos to white peoples. Please subscribe to the show and like the show if you enjoy the show. Follow me on socials blah blah blah I'm tired fr fr fr. 

Should you take it seriously? Did chatgpt write it? Did he even need to apologize? Ok obviously yes but the rest of the questions will only be answered if you dare to listen. Also some yapping about teenagers on the train and why instagram social justice is categorically DUMB. I love you. Subscribe please or whatever. 

It's still 2016 week somehow. Idk it's been 10 years since what is considered by many to be the last great xxl freshman class, so we're here to reevaluate the first decade of their respective careers. We also fit in some Sinners & Kai Cenat discourse. Extremely black millennial episode it is what it is. Leave a like and review and subscribe and I love you. 

Everyone online is waxing nostalgic about 2016 so I decided to talk about my 2016. In Nashville. Pledging and participating in the dorkiest possible cult. I obviously also shoehorn in a quick chat about hip hop. Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and like and allat. 

Rest in peace to Morgan Haigh. Rest in peace to Renee Nicole Good. May you find peace in this season. I love you, thanks for listening if you do. in discussing my personal philosophy i neglected to mention the immense amount of privilege i have that has so far shielded my life from being dramatically affected by the current political regime, so it's much easier for me to find reasons to have a positive outlook than it would be for MANY people in other marginalized communities/countries etc, so yeah privilege checked 🫡

Xaii is back and we kinda spend the whole episode talking about the problems facing children in America. Probably too much laughing given the topic but uhhh. Please subscribe to the show wherever you get the show and leave a review that suggests but doesn't explicitly say that we give our listeners free cash every episode. That's the new campaign. Pledge allegiance to it. 

Welcome to the future. Today I am telling you 26 things that I think will happen in the new year. Some of them are fun, some of them are dystopian. I just realized I skipped one so maybe it's only 25 but who's counting. Not you mom. Please subscribe and leave a 5 star review or I don't get to see the sun.  

Happy Holidays! Xaii is back and we're hardly in the Christmas spirit but we keep it a lil festive. We also talk about Diddy and I don't feel great about it! Please subscribe and like and share and allat. Love you. 

Crowning my top 5 albums and songs of the year + some takeaways from the year. Here's a companion playlist! (Spotify sorry)https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3AEgHgzK9E59E3fkEMjE5K?si=Z3GNXajNQQ6xyy3cMjHN4g&pi=T1WLM9e2RQuuVSorry I forgot to talk about Geese, I wasn't too crazy about the album but no doubt  they deserved some type of mention right? idk hit subscribe tho 

Xaii is back to talk Quarter Zips, Pharrell's recent political comments, and of course what is white culture vs what is black culture. Subscribe, like, comment, all those nice things PLEASE. 

Insane energy on this one ngl. Talking about things that I find unsettling about contemporary culture. Gets existential, gets petty. Get in. 

Technically I put them into tiers. Also I really run out of steam the last 15 minutes. I'm a parent with a full time job, IM SORRY. 

Talking about my experience opening for Chris Redd in Seattle this past weekend as well as how I got to where I am in my stand up journey today. Then I have my good friend Xai on to catch up and talk about a myriad of things from politics to Atlanta hip hop. Thanks for flying with us. Please rate the podcast on whatever platform you be on & follow/subscribe to/connect with the show. 

Lotta lore in this one. If you ever wanna talk sobriety dm me <3

Hip Hop can't crack the top 40 and only I truly understand why. 1:40 koreans are the new black people6:10 drake is the most important artist of this generation14:57 hip hop is stagnant24:56 the decline of atlanta43:50 deaths of xoxtentacion, juice wrid, pop smoke & lil peep1:04:28 diddy, drake & kanye1:06:41 raps not fun anymore1:09:33 white people wanna be white again1:12:30 in conclusion: it's fineAt one point I reference Thomas Rhett as a country musician who sounded like Drake but I was thinking of Sam Hunt. Idk if that's even correct I shouldn't have spoken about Country music, I'm sorry.

My new pal Abi came over to talk about Taylor Swift and we didn't get to her until an hour in. A classic "conversation". 0:00 journalism school 4:30 Taking a soul work class13:45 Make an argument for theatre 27:30 Talking Musicals 34:58 an argument for standup48:41 Maga Reposting my jokes53:00 The south is actually amazing 58:18 Discovering pop music through Taylor Swift 1:20:40 Taylor vs Olivia 

I also talk about Sora roughly 50 minutes in, idk it's 3am I'm not fully present for writing this caption I won't hold you. 

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