Crews Control

What could be in this episode? I truly don't remember. It will be a surprise for you and me both!

This and the next few episodes should have hit the feed a long time ago. Life got busy. Oops.I honestly don't remember what the next few episodes entail so the descriptions are going to just be little messages to the listeners like you! Hi, I hope things are going well for you. They are? That's great to hear! Enjoy this nonsense!Oh, and happy Thanksgiving!

Yeah, we're back...relatively.We promise no regularity of uploads!

Grant forgets to wipe and has heart problems, Dorsch becomes a dummy and has heart problems, and Leo is still alive and has heart problems. It's been a while since we last heard from The Crew. Well, the strike hit JAMP hard but your three favorite knuckleheads find themselves in the Crews Nest for what might be the very last time... Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

This page contains stories about bikes, circus acts, dental disciples, and vocal coaching.  Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

This Page contains stories about school dances, illiterate librarians, loyalty cards, cartoon crushes, and radio shows. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

This page has stories about cats, immersive films, seriously wet mouths, and mutual wives. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Don't drink and drive, kids. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

What was once the Book of Pages is now simply "Blank Page". It is still a spin off of a spin off.This page has stories about weddings, fruit, and valet services. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Breath in, scream out, do not collect $200. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

This couch has seen a hole lot! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

This PAGE from Crews Control's Book Of PAGES is sponsored by Bertuccis! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

HOOOO-WEEEEE! This PAGE is about dancing! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

You found a P.A.G.E. (Pete Ari George Episode) from Crews Control's Big Book Of Pages!This page is dedicated to Wouter André "Wally" De Backer, known professionally as Gotye. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Ribs so good you'll end up intubated! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

**Pop** Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Somehow, even though things are wayyyyyy off track, this one is canon... Weird! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

School is in session. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

I spy three spies spying on spies spying on spies. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Welcome to White Cow, how can I help you? Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Gosh, this one's dumb! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Hail to the Chef! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant celebrates a birthday and gets a handshake instead of a kiss, Dorsch has the meats and doesn't tip, and Leo is, well you'll see! Stepping out of the shadows this week is friend of the show Jason Karen (Ryan Gaul) to chat about budget cuts, where Capri Sun falls on the juice box spectrum, and to celebrate The Big Crewhuna Number 3! That's right! This is our three year anniversary episode! We are so grateful to all of our Crewtons out there! We know you exist because of all the emails that we've never received!  Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant looks at holes and ranks friends, Dorsch is revitalized and dilated, and Leo is just a penis. Joining the Two Crew this week is the luckiest man from Bulgrovia, Victor Cromenockle.  Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

You're on with Big Z and The Foot! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Bring your baby to work day can sometimes lead to astonishing results. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

It's never too early to learn how to properly care for a sack of powder. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

A table for one, a bike for all! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Love can happen at any depth. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Your wish is Lord Spraytheon's command.  Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

When you're facing life and death in Panama, know that OnStar has got your back. As long as your cheapo husband has paid for that feature and it's not pizza Tuesday... Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Dorsch transports the remains of Porsch and encounters several travel issues, Grant chats with Spirit and blesses 2, and Leo's status remains unchanged. Rest in peace little buddy. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Serving your country has never tasted so good. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant gets reviewed and gifts a $6000 couch, Dorsch puts himself through hell and was on team Pee-wee Herman, and Leo is you guessed it, dead! Joining the two crew this week is "Fluid-props Sub-master" Abe Martins (Ben Cohen) to chat about his time working on the upcoming erotic thriller Sauna. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Dorsch almost has an Alec Baldwin moment and steals science from children, Grant visits Dave and meats curtains, and Leo is still very much dead. Grant and Dorsch get things back on track and start the interview process to find a new wardrobe head and co-host. They would also like to apologize for the unhappy baby roaming the halls; someone lost their parents in the labyrinth that is JAMP's vending machine wing.  Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

We're nuts about guts! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Welcome to Gary's Greek, home of the Sandy Spanakopita! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Oh, your check engine light is on? Must be a Mazda! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Ari GoldbergTheme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan CowperSound design and editing by Ari GoldbergA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

If it quacks like a duck it's probably a duck. Or a gaslighting spouse. It's hard to tell! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

This house is simply to die for! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Craving something savory and sweet? Fin-Dough's sushi/cookie fusion cuisine has got all the competition beat! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Dorsch feels close and takes one for the team, Grant alliterates and has memories in his eyes, and Leo lies in state. Life sure is fleeting isn't it... Please join us in pouring one out for Leopold Bordeaux. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Dorsch tosses words and postpones his family life, Grant has a new lady friend and makes a trophy, and Leo recants the battle of the bulge and culls himself. That's right! Bordeaux is BACK!! The full crew reunites and chats about improv, monkeys too smart for their own good, and the effect of gerrymandering on the Outlands and the Badlands. They also take a trip to Old Bladeful. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

The train is still careening off the tracks this week. Spend a little time with Morty and Dennis as they discuss gastric issues, the internet, and climate change. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Choo Choo! Things have gone off track again this week. The line to enter the Bet-It-All Casino starts here. Enjoy your stay and good luck! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant and Dorsch are back after the feed got taken over by Air Traffic Control last week. Not sure how that happened... The Crew (minus Leo) is joined by two of the hottest idiots they've ever met this week. Topics discussed include Wet Brain, cheap censorship, and reality TV. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

From the creators of Crews Control comes something brand new, something never done before, something so incredibly off track that we even made a new logo. Introducing Crews Control: Off Track!Until we decide to turn this into a full blown spin-off on its own feed, every once in a while you'll see one of these fully improvised scenes drop instead of your regularly scheduled programming.  Enjoy your flight to Mecha Mecca! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant spins dreidel and eats chocolate, Dorsch has a new pet and might be getting scammed, and Leo is finally back from the battle of the bul... nevermind... it's just another cardboard cutout. Joining the Crew today is Mark Sweeny from HR (Matt Hession). Mark and the guys chat about lifetime subscriptions, library fines, and the philosophical argument of having to pay to access public land. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant is covered in Glop and fires an engineer, Dorsch super-sees and micro-sneezes, and Leo is you guessed it, battling that bulge! Joining the two Crew today is baby delivery man Hank Henry (Ryan Snodgrass). Hank and the guys chat about union rules, game shows, and the many ways to deliver a baby. This episode is sponsored by Ocean State Job Glop.  Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant and Dorsch are visited by two of the most normal little men they ever did meet. And Leo? He's still battling the bulge. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)