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Critical Darlingz

by Critical Darlingz

Sir Maxim and Clayton Chalman, a drag king and comedian, take turns ambushing each other with forgotten, bizarre, and awful movies.

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Episodes

  1. The Twilight Saga

    The CD boys are back, and better than ever. We finally sink our fangs into the Twilight films.

  2. Critical Darlingz Critic's Choice All Stars (LAST LIVE EPISODE)

    The end of an era! And the beginning of a new one!

  3. Pixels (2015)

    Olaf impregnates Qbert in this one.

  4. Baby Geniuses and the Mystery of the Crown Jewels (2013)

    Right in the crown jewels!!!!

  5. Fateful Findings (2012)

    He's done it again....

  6. Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch

    Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay bow wow yippy yo yippy yay

  7. Dear Evan Hansen (2021)

    Dear Evan Hansen... What the heck???

  8. The Critical Darlingz Critics Choice Awards 2025

    One of the most stacked brackets of all time. One for the books.

  9. Theodore Rex (1995)

    Dino piece of trash

  10. Coneheads (1993)

    They're here, they're cone, they're coneheads!

  11. The Happytime Murders (2018)

    Watching this does not make for a happy time...

  12. Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

    The worst thing that happened in 2001. Special guest Mark Beach.

  13. The Happening (2008)

    Something weird is... going on...

  14. Crash (2004)

    Don't be mean... EVER!!!!!

  15. Zoom (2006)

    I want you in my room. Special guests Hayden Hartrick and Ava Solis.

  16. Heartbeeps (1981) + Oscar Talk

    Beep beep. Thats me freakin flatlinging. BOOOORRIIIING

  17. Fall (2022)

    This movie does for falling to your death what Jaws did for sharks.

  18. Sidelined: The QB and Me (2024)

    Tubi has done it again. Special guest Taylor Luke.

  19. The Nostalgia Critic's Pink Floyd's The Wall (2019)

    This one got our blood a' boiling. Special guest Lucas Bradanini.

  20. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)

    We are finally done talking about these stupid munks.

  21. The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It (2010)

    Sheesh. Long title.

  22. 2024 100 Billion Movie Recap

    We watched another 100 billion movies. I think that's pretty great.

  23. Pink Flamingos (1972)

    The two filthiest comedians alive talk about a truly filthy movie.

  24. In Bruges (2008)

    Gen Z's trying to what!?!/

  25. The Apartment (1960)

    Welcome to pork city, AKA your freakin bed, pal. Clear out I got a dame coming over.

  26. The Holy Mountain (1973)

    uhhhh... that was weird....

  27. Troll 2 (1990)

    The WORLD tour. Special guest Garrett Buss.

  28. Puppy Star Christmas (2018)

    Simply put, bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay bow wow yippy yo yippy yay.

  29. The Swing Vote (2008) Election Bonanza

    Seriously? Donald Duck?

  30. Frankenhooker (1990)

    Pretty sure we call them sex workers now...

  31. The Wicker Man (2006)

    Nic Cage is back, and meaner than ever.

  32. Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)

    You might think from the title this would be similar to Oceans Eleven. And you would be right.

  33. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)

    Somebody (Max) forgot to change Clayton's diapy so he's a little cranky on this one.

  34. Maximum Overdrive (1986)

    This movie did for trucks what jaws did for getting eaten by a shark.

  35. Roar (1981)

    Uh.. uh... good kitty?

  36. Radio Rebel (2012)

    This one is going to make history.

  37. Snakes on a Plane

    Get them out of there.

  38. Air Bud: World Pup (2000)

    Air Bud strikes again. That devilish rascal. What will he do next? Ping Pong?

  39. Meet the Feebles (1989)

    Things got bleak in this one. Some real doomsday type crap going down.

  40. The Apple (1980)

    This is about adam and eve AND adam and steve and even and steve kissing.

  41. I Am Here.... Now

    What is Neil doing man like what?

  42. Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken (1991)

    There's no rule that says a horse can't play diving.

  43. Samurai Cop (1991)

    Sam her eye cop? I hardly know her!

  44. Cinderella (2021)

    This movie has Jame Cordens busting it up. And down.

  45. Tank Girl (1995)

    We were so excited. Perhaps it was hubris.

  46. Pup Star: Better 2Gether (2017) and Pup Star: World Tour (2018)

    These dogs can SING. And so can the ones in the movies :)

  47. Shallow Hal (2001)

    By far the worst thing that happened that year.

  48. Glee Season 2 Check In

    Here's what you missed in season 2, on Glee! Special guest S.A. Ellis

  49. Xanadu (1980)

    The the xan (duece) are you duing?

  50. Date Movie (2006)

    They have done it again

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Sir Maxim and Clayton Chalman, a drag king and comedian, take turns ambushing each other with forgotten, bizarre, and awful movies.

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Sir Maxim and Clayton Chalman, a drag king and comedian, take turns ambushing each other with forgotten, bizarre, and awful movies.

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