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Critter Critics
by David Maher
Join the Critter Critics on an expedition to rate and review every animal in the world. New episodes every other Friday!
Episodes
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Hyenas are basically the Joker movie
We discuss the comedian of the animal kingdom - Hyenas! These animals get a bad rap, is it deserved? Or do these cackling beasts need more love? We also discuss the Bass Pro Pyramid, a very real thing that everyone needs to know about.
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The Egg Monster Squad
"You ever have a girl give you an egg-job?" We review the Gila Monster, an animal you do NOT want to get bitten by.
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Ten-Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles
We're back to review the shell out of turtles! Luke hints at dark turtle secrets from his past...
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The Critties 2020
It's finally time to figure out what the best critters were from the previous year! Who will come out on top? We also play a game based on CATS, pitch the next Rocky movie, and learn an insane fact about Luke's movie watching habits.
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You gotta French this Frog
Toads, frogs, what's the difference? Not as much as you may think. But how do they stack up in a review? And would you french a frog? Seriously, would you?
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The Star Wars Holiday Special
We are finally back! On this exciting episode we attempt to rank all of the Star Wars creatures and critters from best to worst! Yahoo, now this is podcasting!
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If a knife became a bird...
We discuss the EMU, the war-winning terror bird. We also conceptualize an incredible new video game.
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The Dog with the Mermaid Tail
Critter Critics finally returns for season 2! Your favorite boys are back to discuss all sorts of seals, including: elephant seals, harp seals, leopard seals, and Seal the artist. Which one of these will come out on top? Listen and find out, duh.
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American Llama
Only a few weeks until high school is over? And none of us have gone full camel yet? Join the Critter Critics as review Llamas, Alpacas, and Guanacos all at the same time!
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God is a Shrimpman
And I, I feel it after midnight A feelin' that you can't fight My one, it lingers when we're done You'll believe God is a Shrimpman
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Rhino Royale
100 Rhinos enter. 1 Rhino leaves. We're here to review this thick unicorn of the savanna, but mostly talk a lot about Zac Efron. Like a lot a lot.
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Rock-Paper-Scissors | Eagle-Turkey-Moses
It's time to review America's favorite bird! Does the real thing live up to the legend of being the most patriotic critter? Just how clever is this girl? That last joke is a reference to the raptors in Jurassic Park. Because, you know, an eagle is a raptor. Raptor is a classification of bird. Get...
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The Critties
It's the first ever Critter Critics award show, The Critties! We've got 10 exciting awards to give out, but which critters will come out on top? As usual, we discover more about each other than we ever wanted to know.
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If Jersey Shore was an Animal...
Aye, aye, captain! We're here to discuss the lemur, an animal as cute as it is skunky. We also talk about eating diapers for awhile, so look forward to that!
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Planet of the Dillos
How many of you misread this episode as Planet of the Dildos? Be honest. In this episode we are discussing the sweet ball of joy known as the armadillo! We also play an exciting new animal dating game!
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Crocodiles: The Jimmy Buffet of High School
We're finally back reviewing real animals! It's David's biggest fear versus Dylan's ultimate fetish, with Luke caught in the middle of this brutal Civil War. Whoever wins, we lose.
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50 Shades of Foot
The boys are back with another cryptid special! It's the ultimate battle royal of Bigfoot versus Wolfman. Who will come out on top? Will Luke be able to handle his fear of the Wolfman long enough to talk about it? All this and more!
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The Indiana Jones of Flavortown
It's another spooky special as we review the Thunderbird. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a...pterodactyl? Wait, what the heck is this thing? Join us as we may or probably won't find out!
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Cheaper by the Dozen 3: The Jersey Devil
On this bone-chilling episode, we review the legendary Jersey Devil. We also make a pitch for an exciting new reboot of a classic film franchise. Your move, Hollywood.
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The Legend of Stinkhole Sam
To celebrate Halloween month, the Critter Critics are reviewing cryptids! On this episode we discuss a lesser known worm-and-or-snake creature known as Sinkhole Sam! Music used is by Haunted Corpse.
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What are you, Chicken?
The Critter Critics discuss the most common of farm-foul, the chicken! We also go down a rabbit hole about Grimace, the famous McDonalds monster. We had some audio issues with this one, sorry! Just pretend we are recording this from an airplane and it will sound about right.
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The Chrysalis Crisis
It's a critter triple threat as we attempt to review the Caterpillar, Butterfly, and Moth all at once! Who will come out on top? And will Dylan be able to cope with facing his biggest fear?
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The Secret of Club Penguin
Penguins are known as one of the cutest animals in the world. But they hold a dark secret...Actually, a lot of dark, incredibly disturbing secrets. Don't listen to this if you aren't ready for the horrific truth.
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Cougars: The Resurrection of Grumpy Cat
The Critter Critics unite to discuss the cat of many names. Mountain Lion, Puma, Cougar, Ghost Cat? We also pitch the next great Jason Statham franchise.
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Pigeon Impossible
In this action-packed episode, be amazed as pigeons do all of their own stunts, no matter how dangerous or crazy they are! We talk about Nikola Tesla, Pigeon "Milk," Hey Arnold, and we even discover a new way of texting! Music used is by Ryan Anderson
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Scorpions VS Pee-wee Herman
Can we avoid fear and disgust long enough to review a Scorpion? Probably not, but we attempt it anyways. Along the way we also discuss Mr. Bean, DeviantArt, Slipknot, and more!
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Capybara: Bully or Sweet Boy?
The Critter Critics make their debut review with an in-depth discussion of the giant rodent known as the Capybara. Along the way we talk about eating guinea pigs, The Wild Thornberries, partying with wildlife, The Kentucky Derby, and more. Music used is by Ryan Andersen.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Join the Critter Critics on an expedition to rate and review every animal in the world. New episodes every other Friday!
HOSTED BY
David Maher
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Join the Critter Critics on an expedition to rate and review every animal in the world. New episodes every other Friday!
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Critter Critics is created and hosted by David Maher.
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